LogFAQs > #1184591

I go back to the gang and now we get a missiony mission. Luke Cage is going in to discuss with the gang members when a bunch of professional snipers in power suits appear on the roof tops. Soooo I have to beat them all down. It's pretty easy. Anyway, Luke Cage is trying to mediate, but the two gang leaders want to kill each other. Whoops. They aim guns at each other and we get our first Red or Black choice of the game. This is depicted by Spider-Man's red costume or black one. So, because I said I'd be doing good Spider-Man in this game, I choose red Spidey. So, you would think that this means Spider-Man does something heroic and cool and maybe webs their guns and yanks them away, right?

Nope.

Luke Cage picks up both of them and Spider-Man lands in front of them and tells them that they were set up to fight because of these snipers! They realize, oh... we were set up! And then they bro fist and now the war is done. lolz

Now, we figure out... we need to go fight William Fisk AKA The Kingpin to see if he knows anything about these armored guys. Sure. I take a loooong trip over to the William Fisk Industries building. I get to the roof and it's... BLACK CAT! We must go after Black Cat now! And Black Cat's voice actress is baaaaad too. Basically, we need to run along roof tops and run up walls and such to keep following her. It's honestly not a bad segment. Except occasionally when Spider-Man gets close to Black Cat, the only thing he'll say is some variant of "Come oooooon Felicia, please stop." No witty banter or anything. Just whining. Btw, Black Cat has the largest ponytail in the world in this game.



Look at that thing. It's huge. Anyway, Spidey says "I can't believe thiiiis" in a very cringe-inducing way when Felicia keeps running. But now we need to beat down a bunch of enemies on gliders. Spidey says "What is it with you crooks and your obsession with the Goblins? You're not the Green Goblin, and you're not the Hobgoblin! You're just like... a Goblinette!" Soooo witty.

Anyway, Black Cat starts to get away, but Spidey is still surrounded, when all of a sudden... a glider appears and shoots the rest of the enemies! IT'S MOON KNIGHT! I f***ing love Moon Knight, by the way. He's one of my all time favorites. He demands that Spider-Man give him the device. But Spidey says that he's trying to stop the crooks, to which Moon Knight replies that Khonshu can tell he is speaking the truth. And they will go get the thief together. Spidey says "And I thought I was nuts..."

F*** YEAH MOON KNIGHT!

To the game's credit, they actually do have good banter when Spider-Man and Black Cat fight. I'm guessing they saved it for hear instead of peppering it through all the "Come ooooon! Stop runniiiiiing!" segments. Notable lines are "Come on, Spider-Man. You know you like to be bad just as much as me." "No... I'm pretty sure you like it better." / "I just can't get enough of my little Spider-Man." "Yeah? Well, I think I've had my fill of psychotic kitty cats." Anyway, she has a few cool moves like a spinning neckbreaker and a b**** slap. You fight her enough and you get treated to a QTA! Everyone loves QTAs, right?

Now, remember that video that was posted with the failed QTA in Spider-Man 2 or 3? These match it in hilarity. I miss the first one and Black Cat hits Spidey off the ledge. He has the most comedic death scream ever. If I fail the last one, Black Cat falls off the ledge and Spidey goes to save her, but he doesn't swing away, but he falls to his death, landing right on top of her. It is hilarious. Anyway, Black Cat pushes herself away from Spidey and makes her way to her home, where you go find her.

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