FCW - May 13 2011
Yesss we get Byron Saxton on commentary. Oh, and Chris Russo.
Man, Antonio Cesaro's FCW theme song is so much better than his crappy Smackdown one. (Btw, why was he not on Smackdown this week?) Anyway, surprisingly, it's Antonio Cesaro vs Kassius Ohno. KINGS OF WRESTLING EXPLODE! I anticipate that Cesaro will carry this match to something great, since Ohno is good at being carried. I think Ohno is a face for some reason. It was a very, very good match though. I think Kassius might finally be getting into the WWE style now. He goes for a Roaring Elbow eventually, but Cesaro tugs the referee in the way and the referee is knocked out. They start brawling until another referee throws the match. FCW stars Aiden English, Jiro, Garrett Dylan, and CJ Parker come in to try breaking it up. Kassius Ohno wins by DQ, which makes them fight even more.
Next up, Bray Wyatt (Husky Harris) is in the ring with Eli Cottonwood and Bray gives a speech. He gives a weird speech about how he's sitting right next to everyone watching now and using words that cut them like blades, and they'll come to love Bray Wyatt while their friends and family will betray them eventually. He then says that eventually, they will love him like a father and that one taste of the apple (which he has with him) will be delightful. He sings Time is On My Side again and says "Let me in." Yeah, someone definitely saw Fallen with Denzel Washington recently.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallen_%28film%29 (Check it out! It's a pretty good movie.)
Anyway, Bray Wyatt vs Benecio Salazar is up. And I'm very disappointed that our resident lucha expert hasn't told us about him. Hey, Husky's got a lot more tattoos now. He applaudes Benecio and gives him a handshake. Husky sits beside Benecio while he's in the corner.
Bray: Do you understand now...? Do you understand that!? [He starts to pummel him]
Chris: My god, what is he doing?
Byron: That's a little awkward, yeah.
Then Bray hits a big body splash in the corner, tugs Benecio out to dance with him before kissing his forehead and driving him into the mat with his twisting Flatliner thing. He wins! He then shakes the unconscious Salazar's hand.
OMG A BRAD MADDOX PROMO YES YES YES! I will transcribe it because it's incredible.
"Because I defeated a certain superstar at a live event recently, I have been granted a title match against a certain Jack Briscoe 15 Champion. And I have decided that I am going to leave an impression-- literally-- on Richie Steamboat's face. I... can't stand you, Richie. I know. It's been a while. You've done well for yourself. The 15 Championship, a big head to go with it... I think it's time that someone took you down a peg. I'm just... not enthralled with you. Is it just me? Am I losing my mind? Am I going insane!? Am I crazy to think you shouldn't be the face of FCW!? I'll tell you what. Next week, I'm gonna see if I can break your legs and take your championship before you get a banner on that wall and burn this whole company to the ground! Ha... ha... And I'm going to do it because you think I can't. And I understand that you don't think I have a chance, but I have trained my mind and my body will flow, and I will gladly walk out on the field of battle! And when I get there, I will arrive violently! And I will RIP your heart out, and I will leave it lying on the ground! Because I've... got nothing... to lose."
Fantastic promo. This is why Brad Maddox is incredible.
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