So starting with Devil May Cry! If anything, the pre-game intro looks like it definitely has some good graphics! Let's see if the rest of the game does.
So we got a demon guy doing sword play in flames while we learn about a demon king named Sparda. Neat. And then we have Trish! I know her because of Marvel vs Capom 3. Dante's got one cool place. Which Trish plows through on her motorcycle. ...And then Trish seems like she's killing the hell out of Dante. Wtf? She even throws the motorcycle at him. This dialogue and action is so over the top. I'm assuming it should be, because I'm highly amused by it. Now, while everything is in HD, the movements aren't quite as fluid in HD. They still seem a bit stiff. Which, I mean, the game looks nice. I'll live with it.
Anyway, gameplay time! Going to go enter this castle! I found a Yellow Orb! I don't know what it does!
Mission 1: Curse of the Bloody Puppets
This game is charming already. Anyway, I run up to this conspicuous door and then a hand grabs me and tells me I need 45 red gems. Okey doke. I run around and grab them and return. This certainly feels like a PS2 action game in the way it controls. I steal a key from a puppet dude after I go through a few corridors and the puppets all attack me! OH NO! And it's been about fifteen minutes and I'm already f***ing stuck in this game. lol I can't lift up the gate, which I need to do, and I can't get up the ladder. I'm at a loss! I have a gate, a rusty key, and a ladder I can't ascend. WTF DO I DO!?
Oh, and is there more stuff I should do in combat beyond mashing Y? Because I can only shoot guns in the air.
...Oh, so after about another five minutes, I found the door at the main room to use it on. Weak. HEY EXTHANEMESIS, I'M TRYING TO READ S*** IN THIS GAME! I DON'T CARE THAT YOU'RE ONLINE NOW! QUIT SPAMMING ME WITH THAT FACT! Anyway, I kill the puppets to unlock the door after going down the elevator, then the ones when I go up top. And... MISSION COMPRETE! C Rank? F*** you.
This is going to be a treat, I'm sure. Since I clearly am not good at this game yet.
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