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> get DENNIS drunk and find out the truth
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"if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN"
<DemonEater> who the hell watches jump rope competiti--- ooh bouncy

Playeth Smash Bros with DENNIS
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My name is Pikaness...and I love to fight.

From agesboy Posted 6/21/2007 10:26:41 PM #101
get DENNIS drunk and find out the truth

Ye planneth to get "Dennis" drunk, but then ye remember that ye and "Dennis" don't keep liquor in the house 'cuz neither of ye drink!

What wouldst thou deau?
>Playeth Smash Bros with DENNIS

Ye start up a game of Smash Bros with "DENNIS". He choses to play as LINK. Who do ye play as?
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MERSHpikaness is the best! aww yeah!GMUNIsFurry... NOT!YES!NOT!

Playeth as Pikachu
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My name is Pikaness...and I love to fight.

Playeth on ye Hyrule Temple
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My name is Pikaness...and I love to fight.

Ye choseth to play as Pikachu! Ye go to a Hyrule Temple. 'Tis a 5 stock match. After the initial beating up of eachother, ye each eventually getteth to one stock! Neither of ye want to die, so you go into the lower area of Hyrule Temple. Ye bash eachother some more and getteth each of ye past 300% damage! Then ye knocketh "Dennis" out from the lower area and then use a thunder bolt from the lower floor... DIRECT HIT! It sendeth "Dennis" flying out and ye winneth the match!

What wouldst thou deau?
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MERSHpikaness is the best! aww yeah!GMUNIsFurry... NOT!YES!NOT!

Ye bumpeth "Dennis"'s topic.
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MERSHpikaness is the best! aww yeah!GMUNIsFurry... NOT!YES!NOT!

> get bored and begin thinking about parapets
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Space for rent - ask for pricing information.

Ye begin to get board and thinketh about parapets as ye goeth to bed, doze of and begin to sleep.

What wouldst thou... dream?
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MERSHpikaness is the best! aww yeah!GMUNIsFurry... NOT!YES!NOT!

> dream that ye find yeself in yon dungeon, that ye see a flask, and that obvious exits are north, south, and dennis
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Space for rent - ask for pricing information.

In yon dream, ye appear in yon dungeon. Ye see a SCROLL. Behind ye SCROLL is a FLASK. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS.

What wouldst thou deau?
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MERSHpikaness is the best! aww yeah!GMUNIsFurry... NOT!YES!NOT!

> get ye flask
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Space for rent - ask for pricing information.

>pretend you were forced at gunpoint to write an erotic novel even though there was nothing asking you to make descriptive hentai stories other than vague commands to rape or take showers

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get an appetite and consume ye SCROLL
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Anthrax! Bombs! Mail! Government! Kill! President! Terrorism! Drugs! Underrage Drinking! Grand Theft! Murder! Arson! Jay Walking! All your base!

From WVl Posted 6/22/2007 3:24:20 AM #113
>pretend you were forced at gunpoint to write an erotic novel even though there was nothing asking you to make descriptive hentai stories other than vague commands to rape or take showers

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S?gMlCassieIsAmazingjhsux~>[64T2jampXDpikaness is awesome!8forgaMike RSmurf is too!

From NClark128 Posted 6/22/2007 3:17:31 AM #112
> get ye flask

Ye cannot get the FLASK. It is firmly bolted to a wall which is bolted to the rest of the dungeon which is probably bolted to a castle. Never you mind.

What wouldst thou deau?
>pretend you were forced at gunpoint to write an erotic novel even though there was nothing asking you to make descriptive hentai stories other than vague commands to rape or take showers

... you begin writing an erotic novel. Ye still be dreaming right now so you'll never see this "novel" again...

What wouldst thou deau?
>get an appetite and consume ye SCROLL

Ye getteth pretty hungry and gaze upon the dangling SCROLL. Ye rip it down and eat it. I hope nothing important was written down on it....

What wouldst thou deau?
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S?gMlCassieIsAmazingjhsux~>[64T2jampXDpikaness is awesome!8forgaMike RSmurf is too!

go DENNIS

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Good news, I don't have to explain who I am in my sig anymore!
I'm still the Cream of The SEP fanboyism!

>waketh up and learn FRENCH
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The Dragon shall be Reborn, and he shall break the world again by his coming.

Ye arrive at Dennis. He wears a sporty frock coat and a long jimber jam. He paces about nervously. Obious exits NOT DENNIS.

What wouldst thou deau?
>waketh up and learn FRENCH

Ye waketh up from yon dream and start doing your FRENCH HOMEWORK.
Le verb Avoir (to have):
Je: ai
Tu: as
Il/Elle: a
Nous: avons
Vous: avez
Ils/Elles: ont

Ye study hard and begin knowing how to speaketh a bit of French.

What wouldst thou deau?
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S?gMlCassieIsAmazingjhsux~>[64T2jampXDpikaness is awesome!8forgaMike RSmurf is too!

French DENNIS.

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Good news, I don't have to explain who I am in my sig anymore!
I'm still the Cream of The SEP fanboyism!

French-kiss?
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S?gMlCassieIsAmazingjhsux~>[64T2jampXDpikaness is awesome!8forgaMike RSmurf is too!

dedicate life to the band RUSH
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~Damon Gant Fanboy~
Been swimming lately?

interrogate DENNIS about non-secret ingredients
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A big reason B8 sucks, theres a giant clique, and if your not in it no one cares about you, and theres pretty much no way to get in - MajinTobias

Wake up and realize that everything that has happened so far was a dream.
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There was a signature here. It's gone now.

French-kiss?

Yes.

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Good news, I don't have to explain who I am in my sig anymore!
I'm still the Cream of The SEP fanboyism!

I'll get this done in just a sec... I'm a bit busy playing Super Mario World... I'm just gunna do one more level, then write this up...
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S?gMlCassieIsAmazingjhsux~>[64T2jampXDpikaness is awesome!8forgaMike RSmurf is too!

From Jay Lv99 Posted 6/22/2007 3:14:56 PM #121
French DENNIS.

Ye go over to "DENNIS" and giveth him a big French kiss, using yon tongue on his, wrapping them around eachother... 'tis a wet one.

What wouldst thou deau?
>dedicate life to the band RUSH

Ye become a fan of RUSH... but ye cannot spend yon life-time on 'em, as time doesn't go by that fast...

What wouldst thou deau?
>interrogate DENNIS about non-secret ingredients

Ye interrogate DENNIS of non-secret ingredients. Ye getteth no information that ye didn't know before... after all, they ARE non -secret ingredients!

What wouldst thou deau?
>Wake up and realize that everything that has happened so far was a dream.

Ye waketh up again and realize it all had been a dream. Learning French, givething "DENNIS" a French-kiss, and interrogating "Dennis"... 'twas all just a dream...

What wouldst thou deau?
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S?gMlCassieIsAmazingjhsux~>[64T2jampXDpikaness is awesome!8forgaMike RSmurf is too!

Go DENNIS
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There was a signature here. It's gone now.

... Ye go over to "Dennis", he is in the bedroom.

What wouldst thou deau?
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S?gMlCassieIsAmazingjhsux~>[64T2jampXDpikaness is awesome!8forgaMike RSmurf is too!

> rape dennis
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Space for rent - ask for pricing information.

how many times are we gonna rape dennis?

Delete DENNIS's WoW CHARACTER, if he doesnt have one, create ye WoW CHARACTER for DENNIS
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A big reason B8 sucks, theres a giant clique, and if your not in it no one cares about you, and theres pretty much no way to get in - MajinTobias

Give DENNIS a shiny new FLASK labelled DOG.

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Anthrax! Bombs! Mail! Government! Kill! President! Terrorism! Drugs! Underrage Drinking! Grand Theft! Murder! Arson! Jay Walking! All your base!

... I'm just gunna through Chocolate Island in SMW... then I'll write up... wut thy dungeonwoman be doin'... >_>
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S?gMlCassieIsAmazingjhsux~>[64T2jampXDpikaness is awesome!8forgaMike RSmurf is too!

From NClark128 Posted 6/22/2007 6:25:25 PM #131
rape dennis

Ye looketh over to "DENNIS", he be playing on his Super Nintendo. Ye walketh over and turneth off the tv. Ye strippeth him down and let yon mouth work him over. Ye work yon tongue with it and it gets "DENNIS" to finish the job already. Ye then get dressed again and getteth out of yon bed.

What wouldst thou deau?
>Delete DENNIS's WoW CHARACTER, if he doesnt have one, create ye WoW CHARACTER for DENNIS

"Dennis" doesn't haveth a WoW character, so ye maketh him one. Ye maketh him an Undead Rogue.

What wouldst thou deau?
>Give DENNIS a shiny new FLASK labelled DOG.

Ye go to the store and purchase a FLASK labeled "DOG" on it. Ye returneth home and give it to "Dennis".

What wouldst thou deau?
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S?gMlCassieIsAmazingjhsux~>[64T2jampXDpikaness is awesome!8forgaMike RSmurf is too!

LOOK at FLASK DOG

... Yon dog named "FLASK" or the FLASK labeled "DOG"?
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S?gMlCassieIsAmazingjhsux~>[64T2jampXDpikaness is awesome!8forgaMike RSmurf is too!

>travel to Spain on a plane
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The Dragon shall be Reborn, and he shall break the world again by his coming.

>EXACTLY

>give baby FLASK nickname of DOG

*head asplodes*
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S?gMlCassieIsAmazingjhsux~>[64T2jampXDpikaness is awesome!8forgaMike RSmurf is too!

From WVl Posted 6/22/2007 9:35:33 PM #136
LOOK at FLASK DOG

Ye looketh at....... yon doggie, FLASK. It's a chocolate lab!

What wouldst thou deau?
>travel to Spain on a plane

Ye taketh a short trip to Spain, by taking a plane.

What wouldst thou deau?
>give baby FLASK nickname of DOG

Ye travel all the way back to TORONTO to giveth yon baby a nickname. Ye nickname her DOG.

What wouldst thou deau?
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S?gMlCassieIsAmazingjhsux~>[64T2jampXDpikaness is awesome!8forgaMike RSmurf is too!

> call out "HERE, *****!" and see if yon baby FLASK responds
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"if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN"
<DemonEater> who the hell watches jump rope competiti--- ooh bouncy

Ye yelleth out "HERE, *****!", yon baby FLASK starts walking towards ye. Zomg! It's her first steps! "DENNIS" gettteths the video camera and giveths it to ye to record what happens.

What wouldst thou deau?
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S?gMlCassieIsAmazingjhsux~>[64T2jampXDpikaness is awesome!8forgaMike RSmurf is too!

... I finished SMW... now I'm bored again... so... MOAR!
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MERSHpikaness is the best! aww yeah!GMUNIsFurry... NOT!YES!NOT!

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*goes to play Stunt Race FX*
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MERSHpikaness is the best! aww yeah!GMUNIsFurry... NOT!YES!NOT!

I lose interest in baby FLASK nicknamed DOG. I take my shiny FLASK labelled DOG and use it to play fetch with my DOG, FLASK.

also play WoW with DENNIS.

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Anthrax! Bombs! Mail! Government! Kill! President! Terrorism! Drugs! Underrage Drinking! Grand Theft! Murder! Arson! Jay Walking! All your base!

>go back to SPAIN and instigate WORLD WAR 3
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The Dragon shall be Reborn, and he shall break the world again by his coming.

From Forceful Dragon Posted 6/23/2007 2:42:45 AM #147
I lose interest in baby FLASK nicknamed DOG. I take my shiny FLASK labelled DOG and use it to play fetch with my DOG, FLASK.

also play WoW with DENNIS.

Ye get tired of yon baby "DOG" FLASK and go pickup yon DOG-FLASK and play fetch with yon FLASK-DOG. Ye getteth utterly confused at all the names and go lie down for a moment before your head asplodes.

What wouldst thou deau?
>go back to SPAIN and instigate WORLD WAR 3

Ye headeth back to SPAIN and attempt to instagate WORLD WAR 3. The people in SPAIN don't seem to care about ye one person and don't bother retaliating. Ye headeth back home, knowing ye mailed yon fission.

What wouldst thou deau?
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MERSHpikaness is the best! aww yeah!GMUNIsFurry... NOT!YES!NOT!

eat PIZZA
also eat FLASK

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