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Part 1 Summary:

- pikaness becomes Thy Dungeonwoman.

- Ye starteth out in yon DUNGEON.

- Ye rapeth and killed a nearby person who you thought to be a stranger. He be named DENNIS.

- Ye constantly attempt getting ye FLASK. Ye then decide to support ye FLASK.

- Ye revive DENNIS and repayeth him in odd favours.

- Ye maketh sammiches for DENNIS and order DENNIS to dig a hole.

- Ye getteth suspicious of DENNIS and interrogate him. Ye findeth out that he is actually "GuessMyUserName", who followed ye in yon DUNGEON to make sure ye don't descover his secret ingredient.

- Ye pulleth out ye FLASK and quickly escape from the collapsing DUNGEON.... into another part of ye DUNGEON.

- The so-called "DENNIS" eventually finds an way to leave yon DUNGEON up ye wall. Ye escape yon DUNGEON.

- Ye head into a random direction and get a HOTEL ROOM.

- Ye createth yon RESUME and apply for jobs at SUBWAY and MCDONALDS.

- Ye get fired from both jobs for leaving work EARLY. Ye getteth revenge by blowing them up with explosives purchased at EXPLOSIVES-R-US.

- Ye getteth a job at EXPLOSIVES-R-US. Ye eventually steal from work and bloweth EXPLOSIVES-R-US up with it's own DYNAMITE.

- Ye stealeth a CAR with "DENNIS" driveth to a new TOWN.

- Ye taketh a BUS to TORONTO and joineth the MAPLE LEAFS. Ye do the same for the OTTAWA SENATORS. Ye loseth yon games and get fired.

- After sleeping with "DENNIS" a few times. Ye get SUPER PREGNANT and haveth a baby RIGHT AWAY. Ye name yon baby girl "FLASK".

- Ye get a job at WAL-MART and steal from yon job.

- Ye buy a DREAMCAST and a dog named "FLASK".

- Ye join yon CALGARY FLAMES and maketh them lose.

- Ye get a raise at WAL-MART.

- Ye joineth the EDMONTON OILERS.

- Ye maketh lots of money from being on so much professional hockey teams. Ye buyeth a house with "DENNIS" and yon baby "FLASK".

- Ye buy a NINTENDO WII.

- "DENNIS" prevents ye from killing him and yon self with a CHAINSAW.

Now:

Ye awake with "DENNIS" and yon baby "FLASK" and yon dog "FLASK". Ye are in a new DUNGEON. There ist a barred WINDOW and a DOOR, some HAY and a CHAMBER POT. Thou wearest only a loincloth made of cheesecloth. It is a loin-cheese cloth.

*Note: this adventure now starts of like Thy Dungeonman II. (last part was from Thy Dungeonman I).
Thy Dungeonman II: http://www.videlectrix.com/thydungeonman2.html
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S?gMlCassieIsAmazingjhsux~>[64T2jampXDpikaness is awesome!8forgaMike RSmurf is too!

*goes to play Maximum Carnage some more*

... feel free to start yon new adventure any time now....

>_>
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S?gMlCassieIsAmazingjhsux~>[64T2jampXDpikaness is awesome!8forgaMike RSmurf is too!

Get HAY but instead wear CHAMBER POT.
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There was a signature here. It's gone now.

You decideth to get some hay and gravs ye a handful. What ho! Within thine handful of hay lies a spot of MOLDY BREAD. You discard the hay and gently slife the moldy bread into your loin-cheese cloth. Eww. Ye switcheth yon loin-cheese cloth with thy CHAMBER POT. Ye giveth the loin-cheese cloth to "DENNIS" to wear.

What wouldst thou deau?
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> look in pot
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Space for rent - ask for pricing information.

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Looks like an old mostard pot. Or Maybe mustard pots look like old chamber pots! Zounds! You stoppeth this line of thought as thou art a big mustard eater.

What wouldst thou deau?
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*mustard
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> reach in pot
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Space for rent - ask for pricing information.

go on an EPIC QUEST
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~Damon Gant Fanboy~
Been swimming lately?

No way. It stinketh so bad. Perhaps if you couldn't smell of it...

What wouldst thou deau?
>Go on an EPIC QUEST.

Ye venture through yon DUNGEON with "DENNIS", FLASK and FLASK. Yon adventure is starting out rather dull, needs more EPIC.

What wouldst thou deau?
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find EPIC
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~Damon Gant Fanboy~
Been swimming lately?

Ye findeth EPIC for PC. Thou have yet to find a computer to play it on though...

What wouldst thou deau?
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> die
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Space for rent - ask for pricing information.

Check for yon trap door beneath HAY and also ye FART.
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Ye findeth a TRAP DOOR beneath yon HAY. Ye travel through it with "DENNIS" and FLASK and FLASK. Ye maketh a small FART.

What wouldst thou deau?
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Explorest pasteth TRAP DOOR
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Ye exploreth along yon TRAP DOOR and findeth a PILE OF RUBBLE. Ye see light shining through it. It seems like it has a weekness to STICKS OF DYNAMITE.

What wouldst thou deau?
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*weakness
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> find dynamite
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Space for rent - ask for pricing information.

Ye findeth a stick of DYNAMITE under the first rock in the PILE OF RUBBLE. Ye picketh it up.

What wouldst thou deau?
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Gain ye 1 DYNAMITE for every typo made by GMUN
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Ye ranneth out of space in yon INVENTORY.

What wouldst thou deau?
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S?gMlCassieIsAmazingjhsux~>[64T2jampXDpikaness is awesome!8forgaMike RSmurf is too!

XD

Blowest ye RUBBLE to smithereens
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Ye planteth a stick of DYNAMITE amongst ye PILE OF RUBBLE. Ye ligheth thine fuse and get out of the way. An EXPLOSION blasts the rocks away to the side and out the cave. An opening to the outside world has been found!

What wouldst thou deau?
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breaketh into a MUSICAL NUMBER
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~Damon Gant Fanboy~
Been swimming lately?

"Today is all right for tonight...
Riding in a Corvette, feeling all right,
Today is all right for tonight!
Today is all right for tonight...
Riding in a Corvette, feeling all right,
All right for tonight!"

What wouldst thou deau?
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> get ye flask
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Space for rent - ask for pricing information.

Ye wish.If there was a flask in this adventure, we wouldst known about it.

What wouldst thou deau?
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S?gMlCassieIsAmazingjhsux~>[64T2jampXDpikaness is awesome!8forgaMike RSmurf is too!

Hold ye breath.
Wear yon chamber pot on ye head.
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When they kick at your front door, how you gonna come?
With your hands on your head or on the trigger of your gun?

Ye holdeth yon breath and wear yon chamber pot on ye head. Ye start to breath again.

What wouldst thou deau?
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> go through opening to outside world
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Space for rent - ask for pricing information.

Locateth nearest TACO BELL and apply for ye job
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Ye leaveth yon DUNGEON and head to a nearby TACO BELL. Ye apply for a job. They ask ye for a RESUME. Ye left that in yon house in TORONTO.

What wouldst thou deau?
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Build a BOAT out of HAY and PUBES
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Ye taketh the HAY ye found in yon DUNGEON, and also pull out yon and "DENNIS"'s pubes. YEAAOUWCH! And to think ye thought Brazilian waxes hurt! Ye buildeth a boat out of yon materials.

What wouldst thou deau?
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Ye continue yon adventure.
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Yon baby "FLASK"



*coughithasmyhair!cough*
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Putteth on a PLAY
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The Dragon shall be Reborn, and he shall break the world again by his coming.

> put boat on Lake Michigan, begin going to Toronto to get resume
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Space for rent - ask for pricing information.

Ye putteth the boat on Lake Michigan, and head out for TORONTO. On the way, ye putteth on a big play to passeth the time. It worked, ye already at TORONTO! When ye getteth of yon BOAT, the wind picks it up and blows it away!

What wouldst thou deau?
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PAINT TOWN RED
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...You know what would make this fight even better? If it had the Beetleborgs. And Godzilla. - SEP

... literally? Or the figure of speech?
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whoops didnt see this, I kept using the search function looking for "DENNIS" >_>.
Anyways, this should be more than three parts.

Also, go to store in TORONTO and buy a GUITAR

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A big reason B8 sucks, theres a giant clique, and if your not in it no one cares about you, and theres pretty much no way to get in - MajinTobias

I chose 3 parts cuz there is only 3 "Thy Dungeonman"s... But I guess this could go further, depending on how this... goes...
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Ye and "DENNIS" first bringeth yon baby FLASK to yon home in TORONTO. Then the two of ye go out and PAINT THE TOWN RED! Ye haveth a night of mischief and fun, as go around town.

What wouldst thou deau?
>Also, go to store in TORONTO and buy a GUITAR

Ye headeth to a local MUSIC STORE in TORONTO and purchase a GUITAR.

What wouldst thou deau?
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MERSHpikaness is the best! aww yeah!GMUNIsFurry... NOT!YES!

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MERSHpikaness is the best! aww yeah!GMUNIsFurry... NOT!YES! </lies>

learneth how to play TROGDOR
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"if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN"
<DemonEater> who the hell watches jump rope competiti--- ooh bouncy

Ye taketh some lessons, and learneth how to play TROGDOR.

What wouldst thou deau?
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MERSHpikaness is the best! aww yeah!GMUNIsFurry... NOT!YES!NOT!