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who is Jordan Peterson and why do I keep seeing his name
treewojima1304/29 7:27pm
How fucked is my roommate/10 ?
treewojima4304/28 7:46am
I'm bored. Wat do?
treewojima704/27 8:27pm
are we now finally allowed to eat Pudding Pops without guilt
treewojima104/26 2:45pm
lol, I locked my keys in my car at work
treewojima404/26 12:45pm
My boss's boss revoked a lot of my computer access permissions. it's bullshit
treewojima1904/25 11:54am
One of my brake lights is out, and it's not the bulb
treewojima604/21 6:01pm
I smoked for the first time in a long, long time yesterday
treewojima304/21 9:06am
today I learned that most Japanese soldiers in WW2 were tweaking on meth
treewojima204/17 3:43pm
my nose is swollen and puffy. I look like a clown
treewojima1104/17 6:22am
A lady blatantly parked in the handicapped spot at a grocery store
treewojima1004/15 4:54pm
I need my own private bathroom at work
treewojima104/10 3:06pm
A customer wearing Sonic gear was mad that we didn't service his car fast enough
treewojima1604/06 9:10pm
I just got my first mosquito bite of the season
treewojima504/04 10:53am
My roommate decided to patch a crack in our tub w/o telling me
treewojima103/30 5:34am
My dealership got broken into. Currently considered an active crime scene.
treewojima3303/26 2:51pm
My neighbor is a Canadian Trump supporter
treewojima803/24 10:06am
Ugh, I'm barely gonna hit 40 hours this week
treewojima403/23 7:49am
huh, my ex sent me a friend request on LinkedIn
treewojima203/18 3:31pm
My mechanic says my car needs a new muffler bearing
treewojima203/17 5:38pm
What's the most important part of the Constitution?
treewojima403/11 6:21pm
The new Jumanji movie is... pretty good, actually.
treewojima903/07 10:41am
welp, South Carolina is trying to outlaw all abortions
treewojima2703/05 4:53am
I'm 30 years old, and my hair is starting to gray/silver.
treewojima603/02 10:24pm
I'm so poor right now, it sucks
treewojima103/02 8:38am
Saw this vanity license plate on the way in to work: "gashley"
treewojima603/01 8:39am
Have you ever played spades? I'm talking real spades
treewojima802/26 9:12pm
Please put down your weapon. You have twenty seconds to comply.
treewojima402/25 6:52pm
It's a shame the Nazis were such dicks, because they really knew how to dress
treewojima702/25 3:24pm
This is it, Beavis. We're finally gonna score.
treewojima502/24 10:52pm
My dog died this morning. I just found out now after work
treewojima3602/24 1:13pm
my body aches and my nose is running
treewojima702/22 7:19pm
Ow, crotch and butt chafing
treewojima502/21 8:47pm
I get to drive a new Golf GTI for a day
treewojima1102/21 7:32am
My doggo has a kidney stone
treewojima1602/20 2:51pm
My local grocery store now has reserved parking for veterans
treewojima2802/16 1:28pm
my credit union canceled my debit card because of possible fraudulent activity
treewojima402/14 12:45pm
muahaha, I installed MinGW on my locked-down work computer
treewojima802/13 12:04pm
my roommate is swearing profusely while playing Overwatch
treewojima802/12 9:17pm
I've spent all day killing Nazis. Feels good, man.
treewojima2802/11 9:55pm
I had a really, really, REALLY fucked up dream last night
treewojima602/11 9:33am
There's a customer here who looks just like my ex
treewojima402/05 10:06am
Some guy tried to sell me AV equipment out of a van
treewojima102/02 1:06pm
Great, our work firewall just got way stricter
treewojima502/02 9:45am
Introducing the Ford EcoSport: the tiny crossover with a garbage transmission!
treewojima302/01 2:17pm
What's the female equivalent of breaking one's balls?
treewojima1402/01 5:33am
Some grody motherfucker finished off my half-eaten potato salad at work
treewojima1201/29 10:43am
German diesel interest group pumped diesel exhaust fumes into rooms of monkeys
treewojima2101/26 12:29pm
ITT: We write President Trump's State of the Union address two words at a time.
treewojima10301/25 9:50pm
Fuck, I owe almost $500 in federal and state taxes this year
treewojima801/23 12:26pm
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