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Ever notice advice from your conservative dad/grandpa...
Orlando_Jordan1012/31 6:14pm
Don't drunk message her tonight.
Orlando_Jordan1112/31 2:56pm
Think about how a beautiful girl can get any guy she wants.
Orlando_Jordan1212/31 11:31am
You might as well enjoy your life while it lasts.
Orlando_Jordan1912/30 11:04pm
There's no shame in a woman being a cuck.
Orlando_Jordan212/30 6:44pm
Do you have a beer gut, or ripped abs?
Orlando_Jordan112/30 2:19pm
She ghosted you two years ago.
Orlando_Jordan312/29 12:03am
Last night, I solved an "unsolved mystery."
Orlando_Jordan212/28 6:40pm
Just paid $800 for a PlayStation 5.
Orlando_Jordan2712/28 5:33pm
Lifehack for eating free at restaurants.
Orlando_Jordan612/28 4:44pm
"Single mom to a furbaby."
Orlando_Jordan1612/28 4:28pm
If Millennials were wiser with money, they'd have more wealth.
Orlando_Jordan5412/27 10:07pm
I pay my marriage counselor to tell my wife that I'm right.
Orlando_Jordan812/27 3:35pm
"I can stop drinking alcohol any time I want."
Orlando_Jordan8212/27 2:02pm
What's the most sexual Christmas movie you've seen?
Orlando_Jordan712/26 9:32am
The girl of your dreams, but she cheats.
Orlando_Jordan1312/25 8:52pm
Imagine settling for a low-quality girl from Tinder.
Orlando_Jordan712/25 3:51pm
Chad can call girls at midnight and they'll talk to him.
Orlando_Jordan712/25 3:03pm
My friend actually follows the Call of Duty story.
Orlando_Jordan1412/24 10:18pm
Girls will always miss their Chad.
Orlando_Jordan312/24 10:12pm
Trump wanted to help Americans, but the GOP didn't.
Orlando_Jordan912/24 4:35pm
Ever seen a hot woman with a balding man and wondered why?
Orlando_Jordan612/23 10:46pm
Dating outside of your league is a bad idea.
Orlando_Jordan112/23 9:44pm
Everyone is complaining about the $600 stimulus.
Orlando_Jordan2612/23 10:00am
What determines charisma?
Orlando_Jordan512/22 3:51pm
"You can see pixels at 1080p."
Orlando_Jordan212/21 7:22pm
The better-looking you are, the more options you have.
Orlando_Jordan1012/21 5:43pm
Why doesn't the bible mention aliens?
Orlando_Jordan1112/21 5:00pm
The FBI keeps a close eye on incels.
Orlando_Jordan512/20 5:10pm
In just one month, you could have washboard abs.
Orlando_Jordan212/20 4:25pm
Imagine getting failed plastic surgery like Michael Jackson.
Orlando_Jordan1312/18 9:46pm
How hard should I simp this Christmas?
Orlando_Jordan112/18 8:39pm
Why don't incels just become the quarterback on the college football team?
Orlando_Jordan212/18 6:02pm
Mark Zuckerberg is 5'7."
Orlando_Jordan412/18 2:35pm
A spider has injected a dangerous neurotoxin into you.
Orlando_Jordan612/17 7:04pm
Quasimodo got friendzoned (spoilers)
Orlando_Jordan612/17 1:58pm
What's the worst part about porn?
Orlando_Jordan4212/17 12:55am
Are you sad that historical figures are dead?
Orlando_Jordan712/14 3:18am
Think the girl you like isn't having sex? Think again.
Orlando_Jordan1212/13 2:54pm
I don't think Dwayne Johnson drinks the tequila he advertises.
Orlando_Jordan412/13 2:19pm
You'll never get to date a pornstar.
Orlando_Jordan3112/13 2:15pm
How can we stop racism?
Orlando_Jordan1312/13 1:21pm
C/D: Girls get their "type," guys get whatever girl they get.
Orlando_Jordan812/13 12:57pm
Are you afraid of your brain getting old?
Orlando_Jordan812/13 4:41am
My therapist thinks my marriage is in danger.
Orlando_Jordan312/13 1:53am
I know a hot girl who gained weight since the pandemic started.
Orlando_Jordan712/12 10:52pm
C/D: You will refuse the COVID vaccine.
Orlando_Jordan1212/12 4:32pm
Imagine going on dates with non-hot girls.
Orlando_Jordan812/11 2:51pm
Does GameFAQs/Gamespot have their own server room?
Orlando_Jordan212/10 7:24pm
My wife complained about my cooking today.
Orlando_Jordan512/09 7:53pm
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