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Orlando_Jordan
12/16/20 5:30:27 PM
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I think it's how there's a story at the beginning, and then after the sex, there's no ending to the story. It just ends.

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Ryven
12/16/20 5:31:00 PM
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.......isnt that what you're there for anyways >_>

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MedeaLysistrata
12/16/20 5:31:06 PM
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Orlando_Jordan posted...
I think it's how there's a story at the beginning, and then after the sex, there's no ending to the story. It just ends.
So like a CEmans life, minus the sex

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Shablagoo
12/16/20 5:31:22 PM
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When the guy doesnt understand he needs to shut the fuck up.

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Sictis
12/16/20 5:32:37 PM
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When the guy doesn't understand we don't want to see his dumb face.
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SquirtleSkwad
12/16/20 5:33:02 PM
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Slightly chubby dudes who tan way too much and only recently started a gym routine. Usually wearing silk shirts with a mismatched tie and some gaudy wristwatch. They almost always keep the shirt and tie on during and they have a birth mark on their ass or crotch.

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Orlando_Jordan
12/16/20 5:33:28 PM
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Sictis posted...
When the guy doesn't understand we don't want to see his dumb face.
*camera cuts to dude's O-face*

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SquirtleSkwad
12/16/20 5:33:49 PM
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Orlando_Jordan posted...
*camera cuts to dude's O-face*
*during your climax

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R1masher
12/16/20 5:34:40 PM
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the looks you get when you watch it at work

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AsucaHayashi
12/16/20 5:35:26 PM
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when you're climaxing during the girl's O-face(fake or not) and both the guy stops thrusting and the girl goes silent..

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garan
12/16/20 5:40:40 PM
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Sictis posted...
When the guy doesn't understand we don't want to see his dumb face.


Word.
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Frizzurd
12/16/20 5:41:59 PM
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The story often makes it hotter for me. Even if it's poorly acted, the guys are cute saying their dumb lines.

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Lost_All_Senses
12/16/20 5:42:16 PM
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It's cause after you nut you're too ashamed to finish a story.

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mitsuruji gun
12/16/20 6:36:15 PM
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dirty socks and men's toes.

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nfearurspecimn
12/16/20 6:37:16 PM
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The audio track is faked.

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RetsuZaiZen
12/16/20 6:38:16 PM
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Porn has stories?

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Gafemage
12/16/20 6:39:14 PM
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ArianaGrandSlam posted...
The way its rotted by brain and warped my sexual perceptions

This, but applied to basically everyone born after 1990 (if not earlier)
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Turbam
12/16/20 6:39:33 PM
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Ironically, the sex is the most boring part imo.
My favorite part is the foreplay at the beginning.

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InhumaneRaider
12/16/20 6:40:44 PM
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There's this subset of videos where towards the end, the guy just shows nothing but his asshole...

It's frustrating.

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Questionmarktarius
12/16/20 7:03:49 PM
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Five minute clips, four of which are not-fucking.
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goldenBoi45
12/16/20 7:06:08 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
So like a CEmans life, minus the sex
Lmaoo underrated post

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pegusus123456
12/16/20 11:50:47 PM
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The fake-ass moaning.

Jesse Colter is great in foreplay, but the actual sex is unwatchable due to the grunting and moaning.

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Naysaspace
12/16/20 11:54:11 PM
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cocks that bend down or very sharply to the side.

i just imagine that shit hurts like a mf whenever you get hard. No? Like getting a boner in your bunched up jeans that acts as a de-facto chastity cage
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Christian RULES
12/16/20 11:54:44 PM
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when the girl doesn't get full nude, leaves socks and shoes on, or both.

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Damn_Underscore
12/17/20 12:03:26 AM
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When she starts off naked or has no underwear on

you have to take top clothes off first, then underwear

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TheoryzC
12/17/20 12:06:59 AM
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Orlando_Jordan posted...
*camera cuts to dude's O-face*
80s/90s porn is super guilty of this shit

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ZeroX91
12/17/20 12:07:22 AM
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When they keep making eyecontact with the camera and breaking the flow of the nutttification

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DD Divine
12/17/20 12:23:20 AM
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When the money shot is weak or completely misses

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Flockaveli
12/17/20 12:28:24 AM
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Turbam posted...
Ironically, the sex is the most boring part imo.
My favorite part is the foreplay at the beginning.
Beautiful

https://i.imgur.com/QH6tERT.gifv

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Jabodie
12/17/20 12:29:28 AM
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rn it's all the faceless chicks.

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Zikten
12/17/20 12:31:20 AM
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I hate when it ends with the guy pulling out and finishing himself. At least let the girl do a hand job
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Touch
12/17/20 12:32:48 AM
#39:


That the guy's dong is 3 times bigger than mine

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Panthera
12/17/20 12:34:33 AM
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When an otherwise great video is ruined by a guy who will not stop grunt-yelling "AAHHHHH OHHHH AHHHHH UHHHHH EERRRRRR" non stop forever

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008Zulu
12/17/20 12:52:11 AM
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When the women suck air through their teeth.

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jon1012
12/17/20 12:55:12 AM
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When the guy doesnt understand that hes just a human sex toy and only needs to remain silent. And when they focus on the guys ass when hes hitting it.

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