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What's your IQ?
Pepys Monster5204/01 4:58am
A guy wanted to fight me at the bar.
Pepys Monster403/31 7:48pm
I'm depressed today.
Pepys Monster603/31 2:07pm
The girl I like slept over at my place last night.
Pepys Monster603/30 5:11pm
I'm about to shotgun 2 twisted teas.
Pepys Monster1003/29 4:11pm
Isn't death crazy?
Pepys Monster603/29 1:36pm
The VA has failed me and many other veterans.
Pepys Monster303/28 6:31pm
I've got a date tonight.
Pepys Monster503/28 1:29am
I quit my job without giving 2 weeks notice.
Pepys Monster3202/25 5:16pm
Things are going great with my new girl.
Pepys Monster602/24 4:16pm
One time, my landlord kept my $500 deposit because I didn't vacuum.
Pepys Monster402/23 6:47pm
I'm taking my next girlfriend out for coffee tomorrow.
Pepys Monster702/23 2:45am
C/D: The deaths weren't gruesome enough in Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark.
Pepys Monster1602/22 4:16pm
My friends have advised me not to have sex on the first date.
Pepys Monster1002/22 3:58pm
Do you think humans will conquer death in the future?
Pepys Monster802/22 1:08pm
Is Vladimir Putin evil?
Pepys Monster2002/22 3:59am
Just got off the phone with my next girlfriend.
Pepys Monster1302/21 1:51am
C/D: McDonald's is for children.
Pepys Monster1802/20 5:08pm
Everybody tells me to get a cat...
Pepys Monster902/20 4:00pm
I met my next girlfriend today.
Pepys Monster1302/20 3:08pm
I made out with a girl at a nightclub last night.
Pepys Monster1202/20 5:00am
In beer pong, what happens when the ball lands between cups?
Pepys Monster1102/19 10:48am
Rate these crypto memes.
Pepys Monster602/18 5:07pm
I have a date tomorrow.
Pepys Monster1202/18 4:45pm
Anyone else think about death every day?
Pepys Monster502/18 4:18pm
Does society not take depression seriously enough?
Pepys Monster3202/18 12:52pm
C/D: Hot nerdy girls are top tier.
Pepys Monster1302/18 12:17pm
Every day, I brainstorm about how to win my girlfriend back.
Pepys Monster2602/17 10:47pm
"Muh freedumb!"-Anti-vax truckers in Canada
Pepys Monster1402/17 2:45pm
I just rekt my friend at Chess, but stalemated.
Pepys Monster1902/17 8:31am
Snow White and the Seven Simps
Pepys Monster102/16 2:08pm
Time speeds up the older you get.
Pepys Monster802/16 6:04am
Can the timeline still be fixed?
Pepys Monster502/15 7:07pm
Is it normal to silent cry at work?
Pepys Monster702/15 3:40pm
I miss my girlfriend.
Pepys Monster1402/15 1:08am
Women in the know don't date men who take Adderall.
Pepys Monster1802/14 8:45pm
Nothing matters in the end.
Pepys Monster2802/14 12:12pm
Dead people don't even know they're dead.
Pepys Monster602/14 10:42am
Isn't it weird how you can have no money and a hot girlfriend and everyone...
Pepys Monster802/14 5:16am
C/D: You no longer watch porn.
Pepys Monster1602/14 4:56am
Once you die, it's really game over.
Pepys Monster802/14 3:56am
C/D: The average girl wants a daddy.
Pepys Monster402/14 3:40am
Remember when life was simpler?
Pepys Monster702/14 1:33am
Every night when you go to sleep, you experience a micro death.
Pepys Monster1702/14 12:49am
Does Joe Biden even care that the stock market is crashing?
Pepys Monster3202/13 10:54pm
You could spend a lifetime trying to find a wife, and finally succeed.
Pepys Monster1502/13 2:43pm
Life is pretty depressing when you think about it.
Pepys Monster2002/13 6:16am
Joe Biden said he would decriminalize marijuana. He didn't.
Pepys Monster7802/12 11:09pm
C/D: You wish you looked like Giga Chad.
Pepys Monster602/12 9:58pm
Jeff Bezos started Amazon out of his garage.
Pepys Monster1002/12 5:46pm
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