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Pepys Monster
02/17/22 5:54:32 PM
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I spend hours per day just trying to come up with something. But I never think of anything good. It feels so hopeless.

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MFBKBass5
02/17/22 5:55:41 PM
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Have you tried becoming a different person?

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WingsOfGood
02/17/22 5:56:23 PM
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should brainstorm a better gimmick
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ViewtifulJoe
02/17/22 5:57:25 PM
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If you drain the funge from her spirit she will be yours.

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Pepys Monster
02/17/22 5:58:02 PM
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MFBKBass5 posted...
Have you tried becoming a different person?
For a while, I was doing really well, not drinking and hitting the gym every day. But she never had any idea, or came back.

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Error1355
02/17/22 6:02:17 PM
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These topics continue to be pathetic.

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R1masher
02/17/22 6:03:45 PM
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Have you tried banana muffins? Theyre pretty tasty

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Pepys Monster
02/17/22 6:05:52 PM
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Error1355 posted...
These topics continue to be pathetic.
That's a trolling violation.

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gunplagirl
02/17/22 6:06:01 PM
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You need to move on. Take some estrogen to smooth your skin. Take some spironolactone to reduce your sexual urges. Wear cute girl clothes to really figure out how your ideal girl would behave. Change your name to a cute girly one you've always admired so you can understand how they feel when they get called by name in an intimate tone.

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electrochica
02/17/22 6:06:02 PM
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Ex girlfriend. May be time to move on.

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ViewtifulJoe
02/17/22 6:06:45 PM
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What if you were to aggressively tapdance at her? You'd demonstrate impressive strength and poise as well as your fun-loving, dance-happy side.

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Pepys Monster
02/17/22 6:07:10 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
You need to move on. Take some estrogen to smooth your skin. Take some spironolactone to reduce your sexual urges. Wear cute girl clothes to really figure out how your ideal girl would behave. Change your name to a cute girly one you've always admired so you can understand how they feel when they get called by name in an intimate tone.
I don't think this is the solution.

electrochica posted...
Ex girlfriend. May be time to move on.
I would have if I could have.

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PoundGarden
02/17/22 6:07:12 PM
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Error1355 posted...
These topics continue to be pathetic.

Lead mod everyone, give him a hand

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gunplagirl
02/17/22 6:07:52 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
I don't think this is the solution.
It's the only way forward for someone like you trapped in the past

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Pepys Monster
02/17/22 6:08:52 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
It's the only way forward for someone like you trapped in the past
Nah.

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Dingydang166
02/17/22 6:09:01 PM
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PoundGarden posted...
Lead mod everyone, give him a hand

He ain't wrong. This dude makes the most pathetic stalkerish psycho topics about his ex like every single day.
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gunplagirl
02/17/22 6:09:29 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Nah.
Please Elizabeth I can make you happy ;-;

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Heartomaton
02/17/22 6:10:14 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
I spend hours per day just trying to come up with something. But I never think of anything good. It feels so hopeless.

Maybe depressionFAQs posting all the time being a part of the plan is a detrimental factor.

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ViewtifulJoe
02/17/22 6:10:37 PM
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What about a hybrid strategy where you incorporate many of Gunplagirl's suggestions but instead of a fully optimised girl name you circumvent the meta and name yourself Bilbo?

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gunplagirl
02/17/22 6:12:55 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Exactly, it worked for me and now I have several girlfriends at once :)

ViewtifulJoe posted...
What about a hybrid strategy where you incorporate many of Gunplagirl's suggestions but instead of a fully optimised girl name you circumvent the meta and name yourself Bilbo?
Ah, the halfing strategy. You know what they say about big feet. Small variety of shoes to choose from.

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PoundGarden
02/17/22 6:13:03 PM
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Dingydang166 posted...
He ain't wrong. This dude makes the most pathetic stalkerish psycho topics about his ex like every single day.

Doesn't matter. A mod, especially a lead, should not actively troll and insult the user base like he does.

Know what I find pathetic? Someone in a position of authority (and I use that term as loosely as humanly possible) using that authority to troll and belittle people knowing goddam well they can't say anything back or they get modded.

That's what I find pathetic.

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ViewtifulJoe
02/17/22 6:16:22 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
Ah, the halfing strategy. You know what they say about big feet. Small variety of shoes to choose from.
Close but no, it's the Bilbo strategy where people expect you to say Baggins but you just glare at them like an Oblivion NPC and claim you invented the name and that it's your only name.

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Dingydang166
02/17/22 10:34:42 PM
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PoundGarden posted...
Doesn't matter. A mod, especially a lead, should not actively troll and insult the user base like he does.

Know what I find pathetic? Someone in a position of authority (and I use that term as loosely as humanly possible) using that authority to troll and belittle people knowing goddam well they can't say anything back or they get modded.

That's what I find pathetic.


What the hell did he do that was "using his authority"? He came in and said one VERY MILD shit talking sentence and left. I get modded every fucking day on this goddamn site by these shitbird mods and not even I would have gotten modded for saying what he did. Didn't mod his post or anything abusive of his power. Just because he is a mod he can't post or have an opinion anymore? Is there a group of 12 year olds I don't know about that look up to some some random mods on this dead ass message board that he is influencing poorly? Grow the fuck up dude.
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AngelicRadiance
02/17/22 10:40:14 PM
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WingsOfGood posted...
should brainstorm a better gimmick

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Guerrilla Soldier
02/17/22 10:47:15 PM
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imagine getting writer's block for your gimmick's lore

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