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GranolaPanic posted...

Youre a little late in reporting this news.

He's trying to start some kind of weird "RITTENHOUSE IS NOT GUILTY" social

berlyman101 posted...

Super Saiyan 3 Goku posted...

Do you at least have a new job lined up already...?

nope. it's going against my instincts but I'm overwhelmed and I suck at this job. I've had too many sleepless nights.

Ooooooh boy. Never tell a job that you intend to quit before you have something else lined up. The whole "two week's notice" thing is a made-up courtesy; your boss is not your friend. You're not just expendable now, you're guaranteed refuse. Don't be surprised if you get told to just go home on a whim.

Body horror wouldn't be body horror if it weren't weird. It'd just be torture porn.

CableZL posted...

The defense wants the jury to consider that Ahmaud Arbery may have used excessive force in resisting the arrest

What kind of garbage is this

That'd probably fly if the McMichaels were cops, but it doesn't work if they're just playing pretend lol

Bumblesniff Cuttlefish

heehee

Not really, I'm out of practice and do it more slowly than I would my normal writing (which I typically flow letter into letter anyway)

Id look at it in disbelief at first, then laugh

pegusus123456 posted...

DeadBankerDream posted...

Gryffindor is clearly the stoner house.

Bullshit.

Hufflepuff smokes weed.

Gryffindor injects steroids.

Slytherin snorts cocaine.

Ravenclaw takes adderall.

I can't see Snape snorting coke though. His demeanor is more like snorting oxys.

Yes, as you can read in the 100 page diatribe in Atlas Shrugged, a work of historical research

So this means I get to look down on him both literally and figuratively. Sweet

I hope you finally get KoS

No, TC, they just look down on you.

Has Sesame Street even been in the news lately, or is this just some sort of attempt at a gotcha over some kind of weird grudge

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and spreading COVID-19.

George W. Bush

No bush on her, though

Buckling spring or bust

If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear. Now spread them cheeks

heavy /s

Great song, great album

You know, most of us still remember your "just asking questions about the Holocaust" phase, so forgive me for politely telling you to fuck right off

The thing I most think of is what it'd be like to be a blind cave salamander navigating through the small intestine

Xavier_On_High posted...

That groan was all the other billionaires at the gala saying "Jeff, please, you're making us look bad. You know they want to eat us?"

I'm not sure I'd want to eat Bezos. I bet he tastes kinda chalky.

Which movement? They're all quite different

Where at in Florida? Depending on location, there can be a lot of community shelters. I relied on one when I lived in Volusia County years back.

pinky0926 posted...

The problem here is not the size or graciousness of the donation but the fact that a literal human being can earn $142k per minute

wtf is going on

shhhhh, no tears, only simping

All the joys of hunting man without all the negative consequences like death. Sounds good to me.

this sounds pretty great, ngl

TC got the BDE

It was revenge for Daddy Bush's failure to properly punish Saddam

Better than Abbot, that's for sure

pics nao

Tajin chili lime seasoning

Known about it for eons, never played a day in my life

There's no catch, as long as you're happy with less than stellar picture quality and a limited repeating schedule. Plus the ads, but that's to be expected.

Should have gotten that hoodie in red, then you could be Slutty Little Red Riding Hood next Halloween

are you gonna wear them with butt pants?

ew

It's a silicone sleeve that you stuff your dick into, it doesn't need "features" lol

I haven't gone clean shaven since my early 20s. I keep it reasonably trimmed though, long flavor savers are just too much maintenance. (Plus, I never learned how to properly shape a long one, because my grain grows in in an unusual way and always ends up looking like I slept on it funny)

Heehee

Oh, that's SMAL's latest account. I could block it, but it'll be banned within a week so I'm not sure it's worth the effort

Questionmarktarius posted...

They're a waste of money, when there's a shower right over there.

Detachable shower heads changed my life, man.

AldousIsDead posted...

You can also try plunging some hot water through it. If it's draining slowly it's almost clear.

This seemed to clear it up! Still not flushing quite the way I'd like it to (just judging from sound), but it's flushing. I'll keep an eye on it.

Mist_Turnips posted...

TC dropping MAN poops

Actually, I'm pretty sure this one is on my girlfriend. She loooves those wet wipe things, even though I've told her multiple times that if she HAS to use one, only flush one at a time. Ideally she wouldn't use them at all, since it caused this same problem in our last place too.

AldousIsDead posted...

Just that drain? Try your clean out.

Apartment. I'm gonna go down to the office tomorrow and see if it's covered by maintenance, hopefully there's no charge for clogs caused by "user error" lol

I don't care what you're wearing, just take us on another adventure dammit

It's been slow to flush these past few days, but it did flush - just made a slow "glug-a-lug" at the end instead of clearing quickly. Now it doesn't flush at all, the water just rises to near the point of overflow and slooooooowly drops back down until there's almost no water in the bottom. It's useless for anything other than taking a leak.

Plunger? No luck, tried multiple times. Auger? I have a 3 foot cheapo, but whatever's blocking the pipes must be deeper down than that. Drain cleaner is right out, for obvious reasons.

Ugh, I don't need a plumber bill right now