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| Topic | Oh yay, it's gnarly nosebleed season again |
| treewojima 01/13/21 4:35:10 PM #13 | SSJ2GrimReaper posted... Do you have those over exaggerated anime nose bleeds Only when thinking about you, bby |
| Topic | Oh yay, it's gnarly nosebleed season again |
| treewojima 01/13/21 4:34:55 PM #12 | cuh posted... Ouch, I didnt realize this was a thing Happens pretty much yearly. I need a humidifier |
| Topic | Oh yay, it's gnarly nosebleed season again |
| treewojima 01/13/21 4:05:53 PM #9 | I ran out of napkins in my car last night and had to sacrifice a cloth mask |
| Topic | Oh yay, it's gnarly nosebleed season again |
| treewojima 01/13/21 12:54:24 PM #7 | Parappa09 posted... treewojima posted...Had another one. My job had to shut down the bathroom for cleaning because it went everywhere, woowhat a gusher I can't help it, i get excited |
| Topic | Oh yay, it's gnarly nosebleed season again |
| treewojima 01/13/21 12:36:37 PM #5 | Had another one. My job had to shut down the bathroom for cleaning because it went everywhere, woo |
| Topic | The old codger is still at it. Almost 98 and still blocking peace. |
| treewojima 01/13/21 10:17:07 AM #3 | Fuck that war criminal piece of shit |
| Topic | Oh yay, it's gnarly nosebleed season again |
| treewojima 01/13/21 7:36:13 AM #4 | Parappa09 posted... it would be a cool power if it could get you out of doing things you don't want to It will, just at the cost of a work shirt and my pride |
| Topic | AOC was almost killed in the attack |
| treewojima 01/13/21 7:08:43 AM #113 | Reminder that Patty claims to be a middle school teacher. They allow this person around children. Think about that. |
| Topic | Oh yay, it's gnarly nosebleed season again |
| treewojima 01/13/21 7:07:16 AM #1 | Cold and dry air seems to bring on the whole "gushing enough blood to look like a Mortal Kombat fatality" thing. Got one yesterday while driving home from work and had to pull over until it stopped. Got another one later that evening. My bathroom looks like a sacrificial chamber even after cleaning up. |
| Topic | Being called "my dear" by a male coworker |
| treewojima 01/12/21 3:56:47 PM #165 | My coworker does this all the time. It's so weird to me, like I don't care if you talk to this woman every day or every other day, you don't know her like that |
| Topic | I like my women like I like my scotch |
| treewojima 01/12/21 12:23:52 PM #14 | Tasting like iodine? |
| Topic | would you eat this deep fried tarantula? |
| treewojima 01/12/21 6:45:00 AM #23 | Touch posted... I'd be curious. I've eaten soft shell crab before which...kinda looks the same...I guess lol. I wonder if tarantula is nutritious After eating normal steamed crabs and seeing all the work that goes into picking them... I'll never, ever, ever eat soft shell. |
| Topic | Fat boy terrorists protest election results at Kentucky Capitol building. |
| treewojima 01/12/21 6:40:59 AM #14 | KobraKaiCarate posted... SpudForce posted...Can we just let KY secede and anyone who wants to go with them? I'm so tired of that shitty ass state in particular giving us shit gibbons like McConnell and Paul fucking the rest of us over.KY is basically the heart of the US. It can't be allowed to leave. It's more like the gallbladder. Useful at times, but also prone to infection and not ultimately necessary. |
| Topic | Just ordered Korean pizza and wings |
| treewojima 01/12/21 6:37:31 AM #5 | UnfairRepresent posted... DJquackquack posted...I wish you lick.Well endowed lesbian be like hung like a lickitung |
| Topic | Democrats unveil proposal to abilidh federal death penalty |
| treewojima 01/12/21 6:36:19 AM #77 | This topic turned out way better than if you had spelled it correctly |
| Topic | I'm pooping at work and it's stinky |
| treewojima 01/11/21 3:21:48 PM #10 | SolidShadow3 posted... Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. thats why I poop on company time. God bless America |
| Topic | I'm pooping at work and it's stinky |
| treewojima 01/11/21 3:08:03 PM #8 | Cocytus posted... *throws up everywhere* Are you the dude that walked in mid-movement? Because he definitely did a 180 and left lmao |
| Topic | I'm pooping at work and it's stinky |
| treewojima 01/11/21 3:02:53 PM #4 | SSJ2GrimReaper posted... https://gfycat.com/boldseriouschimpanzee I'm definitely enjoying it Hippocrates posted... Mine smelled like blueberries and thyme today and I have no clue why. I hope I don't have colon cancer or something Seek medical attention |
| Topic | I'm pooping at work and it's stinky |
| treewojima 01/11/21 2:56:56 PM #1 | Like, the kind of stink that I notice but even smells stinky to me, which means everyone that isn't me is going to be gagging I'm getting paid for it though |
| Topic | Rec me some post-hardcore |
| treewojima 01/11/21 1:06:40 AM #24 | https://youtu.be/RcmNsr4WyqU https://youtu.be/TOvQ2-e2TuU That's just the two opening tracks. Everything off this album is fantastic |
| Topic | I'm finally catching up on Big Mouth |
| treewojima 01/10/21 8:56:23 AM #7 | Buu_88 posted... This is the fucking worst show I've ever seen. The cringe/shock/crude humour is on juvenile levels I've never seen before I kinda agree with some of the latter, but your first statement is pretty strong. This is literally the worst show you've ever seen? Ever? Like, ever ever? You can't think of anything on TV or streaming that's worse than this? |
| Topic | Favorite Diablo game? |
| treewojima 01/10/21 8:13:00 AM #15 | D2 is still extremely playable and easy to get lost in, plus like others have said you can respec. The economy is still fucked though |
| Topic | I'm finally catching up on Big Mouth |
| treewojima 01/10/21 8:01:59 AM #5 | I'm only on the second episode of season 3, so I'll see how it goes |
| Topic | I'm finally catching up on Big Mouth |
| treewojima 01/10/21 7:56:02 AM #3 | VanananaHeyHey posted... It looks so gross with the animation and I can't imagine the humor is based on anything but cringe. Is it worth getting into if I hate cringe, already get poop jokes and don't care about reliving the traumas of my tweens as a catharsis for my thirties? Probably not. It can be cringey and really, really dumb, and it's definitely fundamentally crude and downright disgusting at times. For example, I hate Coach Steve and just about every gag they do with him, but I'll also smile whenever Maury breaks out his literal bag of dicks. But it's also kind of... charming? There's a certain coming of age element to it, and I'm a sucker for that stuff. If it were just poop, dick and tit jokes I feel like I wouldn't be nearly as interested in seeing how the characters develop. (Literally, as in going through puberty, get it, haha! Oh man, so deep.) Also, nice jab with the catharsis comment. You're saucy this morning. |
| Topic | I'm finally catching up on Big Mouth |
| treewojima 01/10/21 7:35:43 AM #1 | Just finished S03E01, it's been a ride for sure @Parappa09 I know you've posted about this show a lot, I'm really enjoying it so far |
| Topic | Pepper Jack cheese makes the best burger cheese. |
| treewojima 01/10/21 6:12:42 AM #5 | CosmicShadows posted... Prove me wrong. Burden of proof is on you. Make me some goddamn burgers. |
| Topic | In Skyrim did you attack the chicken or sneak by the chicken in the first town? |
| treewojima 01/09/21 9:35:38 PM #3 | Turbam posted... I installed a mod that lets me sleep with the chickens. lewd |
| Topic | In Skyrim did you attack the chicken or sneak by the chicken in the first town? |
| treewojima 01/09/21 9:31:56 PM #1 | In Skyrim did you attack the chicken or sneak by the chicken in the first town?
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| Topic | Time to hit up Dollar Tree, watch it be packed |
| treewojima 01/09/21 9:24:23 PM #17 | Lonestar2000 posted... I wouldn't trust dollar store stuff, it is all probably crap from China that has dangerous chemicals in it. Imagine paying more for "mainstream" brands that are still crap from China that have dangerous chemicals in them |
| Topic | Did Bill Gates create viruses then sell antivirus software |
| treewojima 01/09/21 8:48:04 PM #11 | Yeah, Microsoft wasn't really in the antivirus market until Defender, and even then it sucked big time compared to competitors |
| Topic | Time to hit up Dollar Tree, watch it be packed |
| treewojima 01/09/21 8:08:18 PM #9 | I remember one time I made the mistake of buying shredded cheese there. After over two minutes of trying to melt it on top of some leftover noodles in the microwave, and it was still completely solid, I knew something was up. I looked on the bag and it said in small lettering on the back: "this product is not designed to melt." This product. Is not. DESIGNED. TO. MELT. Threw the shit out right then and there. Never again. |
| Topic | Does gamefaqs allow nude pics if the crotch area is edited to just be skin |
| treewojima 01/09/21 7:59:02 PM #3 | Godspeed |
| Topic | I can't read "Love you Forever" without crying |
| treewojima 01/09/21 7:35:27 PM #2 | A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode. she sed "bbz wil u luv me 4evr" he said "NO.."" da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine. boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. she was ded. he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey I will luv u FIVE-ever......" (dat mean he luv her moar dan 4evr.....) REGLAOGB IF U CREY ALWAZ..XXX |
| Topic | Pilot warns Trumpers he'll land in Kansas and drop them off if they don't behave |
| treewojima 01/09/21 7:18:41 PM #27 | DarthAragorn posted... I don't fucking want them here You're a flyover state, you should be glad anyone is landing there at all! |
| Topic | Pilot warns Trumpers he'll land in Kansas and drop them off if they don't behave |
| treewojima 01/09/21 6:21:28 PM #23 | TheBlueMonk_ posted... "Isn't this American Airlines? randy_marsh.jpg |
| Topic | Is this a calico or a tortoise shell cat? |
| treewojima 01/09/21 6:11:59 PM #32 | that's straight tabby yo actually Gruntling is right, it's more of a torbie |
| Topic | I'm a professional vibe rater |
| treewojima 01/09/21 5:18:09 PM #12 | sure. I have several settings depending on your sensitivity |
| Topic | Why are business computers always so fast? |
| treewojima 01/09/21 4:28:42 PM #15 | Firewerx posted... At work, our computers would probably work better if we picked them up and smashed them repeatedly against a rock than they do after an "upgrade". Check this shit out: https://i.imgur.com/AmGCUKE.jpg It says the stick of RAM in the first slot on the motherboard has 2.2 PB capacity. That's petabytes. According to Windows, I have more memory in a single stick than the most modern supercomputer in the world. I'd love to open the case to see just how they managed this miraculous feat, but it's locked. I guess I'll never know |
| Topic | Why are business computers always so fast? |
| treewojima 01/09/21 3:45:23 PM #5 | Ha Ha ha Bahahahahahahaha Oh man, that's so funny it made me forget all about the pain of using the piece of shit they give me at work |
| Topic | @Computer Geeks: is this a good laptop? |
| treewojima 01/09/21 3:43:56 PM #3 | BuckVanHammer posted... ya. that'll be fine for that kind of shit. |
| Topic | Man who sped his car through crowd of BLM protesters will avoid prison, fines |
| treewojima 01/09/21 3:35:00 PM #21 | The judge was later found to be wearing a KKK robe under his judicial gown, for the convenience of attending rallies after work. |
| Topic | CE let's list work hazards from our day jobs! |
| treewojima 01/09/21 3:31:08 PM #24 | CanuckCowboy posted... A guy at another job caught his colostomy bag and t shirt in a belt sander. That's shitty |
| Topic | CE let's list work hazards from our day jobs! |
| treewojima 01/09/21 3:18:01 PM #14 | meestermj posted... IShall_Run_Amok posted... Oh yeah, we only have one forklift for when we need it, so it's the exact opposite here - if there's a vehicle coming you better pull over and try to get out of the way, because there's no guarantee they'll notice you. On the plus side, you're guaranteed to always win that fight |
| Topic | CE let's list work hazards from our day jobs! |
| treewojima 01/09/21 3:15:49 PM #12 | Other than standard warehouse hazards like heavy lifting, boxes potentially falling, forklift use, etc., I also have to watch out for chemical exposure and spills both in the shop and out in the parking lot. You'd be surprised how long it takes ATF to get washed away from the asphalt, and it's slippery every day until then lol Oh yeah, and brain dead techs doing burnouts in the lot on their way home. Slow the fuck down, you're gonna kill someone (namely me) |
| Topic | Does pegging hurt? |
| treewojima 01/09/21 3:10:11 PM #6 | Depends on how mad she is at you |
| Topic | I honestly evny the Asexual crowd |
| treewojima 01/09/21 3:04:15 PM #26 | DepreceV2 posted... SquirtleSkwad posted...Y'all joke, but she's real af. Idk why the hell she's sticking around. FTFY |
| Topic | Amazon scam call called me... |
| treewojima 01/09/21 2:54:24 PM #2 | "Yes, we will be able to reverse the charge but first we need to confirm your credit card billing information as well as your social security number" |
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