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laughs in 60 degree weather

treewojima posted...

Quit being lazy and finish the job, so that way you have visibility out your rear window, plus the snow won't fly off your roof into me and potentially cause an accident

Isn't it illegal to not clean it off?

How does tinder ever work if you can't see who liked you?

nevershine posted...

but when Sports came out in '83,I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consimante professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humour.

Hey Paul!

fuck OFF, MOM!!1!

treewojima posted...

Unfortunately. That's one of many problems with hooking up with people online.

Move closer to Sterling, VA and I'll rock your world. Until then, you'll simply have to live with toys

That's not THAT far away. I have relatives in Virginia and used to travel there every summer when I was younger.

Seems like all the cool people live far away, eh?

Take me now.

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another amazing take

Empire is human supremacist.

Antifar posted...

I don't have any illusions that Bevin did this out of some sudden emergence of principles. But, I do believe that our justice system is overly punitive in general, and the 4-5 lurid stories people have highlighted out of 400 pardons doesn't change that fact. It's disappointing to see that this has sparked some outrage and calls for harsher sentencing from people who otherwise believe in ending mass incarceration.

https://twitter.com/JohnFPfaff/status/1205504281652158470?s=19
https://twitter.com/germanrlopez/status/1205621004736876544?s=19

He wants to cap all setences at 20 years. I fucking hate liberals sometimes. They got bright ideas, that doesnt work in the real world. This dude is the definition od a joke and soyboy. I agree that NON violent offenders shouldnt serve much time, bit one dude cut off his partners head, mother fucker should serve life

OctilIery posted...

Postal is and always will be a series of bad games.

This.
It's a shit series that people can only like ironically.

On Saturday, 5 November 1983 at 4:00 a.m., while drilling in the Frigg gas field in the Norwegian sector of the North Sea, four divers were in a diving chamber system on the rig's deck that was connected by a trunk (a short passage) to a diving bell. The divers were Edwin Arthur Coward (British, 35 years old), Roy P. Lucas (British, 38), Bjrn Giver Bergersen (Norwegian, 29) and Truls Hellevik (Norwegian, 34). They were assisted by two dive tenders, William Brown Crammond and Martin Andrew Saunders.[6]

Hellevik was about to close the door between the chamber system and the trunk when the chamber explosively decompressed from a pressure of nine atmospheres to one atmosphere. One of the tenders, 32-year-old William Crammond of Great Britain, and all four of the divers were killed instantly; the other tender, Saunders, was severely injured.[10]

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Medical investigations were carried out on the remains of the four divers and of one of the tenders. The most notable finding was the presence of large amounts of fat in large arteries and veins and in the cardiac chambers, as well as intravascular fat in organs, especially the liver.[6]:97, 101 This fat was unlikely to be embolic, but must have precipitated from the blood in situ.[6]:101 The autopsy suggested that rapid bubble formation in the blood denatured the lipoprotein complexes, rendering the lipids insoluble.[6]:101 The blood of the three divers left intact inside the chambers likely boiled instantly, stopping their circulation.[6]:101 The fourth diver was dismembered and mutilated by the blast forcing him out through the partially blocked doorway and would have died instantly.[6]:95, 100101

Coward, Lucas, and Bergersen were exposed to the effects of explosive decompression and died in the positions indicated by the diagram. Investigation by forensic pathologists determined that Hellevik, being exposed to the highest pressure gradient and in the process of moving to secure the inner door, was forced through the 60-centimetre (24 in) diameter opening created by the jammed interior trunk door by escaping air and violently dismembered, including bisection of his thoracoabdominal cavity, which resulted in expulsion of all of the internal organs of his chest and abdomen, except the trachea and a section of small intestine, and of the thoracic spine. These were projected some distance, one section being found 10 metres (30 ft) vertically above the exterior pressure door.[6]:95

Ummm, it's, "If you you build it, They will come."

And I've never actually seen the movie.

*pulls out a just as horny treewojima clone and places it next to the original*

ok sure

just call me a goddamn tree hugger *hugs*

No this is too awkward

Yes I should be- Good lord what is happening in there?

the electric chair is more humane

It is more humane than lethal injection or the chair.

Firing squad is more humane, but it's messy.

decapitation isnt painless
the head lives for about a minute after its removed so you now have a huge pain in your neck where your body was was
and plus you fall down onto the group or into a bucket without any hands to protect your face with which would hurt