Lurker > stone

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/76303379/895805743
Damn he knows a lot about other user for someone new! Either he's a liar (duh) or he really did find out all that info in that other site within a day of showing up here, which is even sadder than being a liar... So which one is it?
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PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them

Guten_Tag posted...

Kaname_Madoka posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/76299734/895744529

>_>

Exactly. I say Im not Hey and these people are trying to misinterpret me. Thanks G_G

@stone- i know when Hey was banned bc of that site.

You sure know a lot for someone who's been here a total of 4 days.
Heck I know there's a site that archives posts, but I have no idea what it is and I've been here longer than you've been alive, and first thing you do a day after showing up on CE is find that site? Suuuure.
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Bullet_Wing posted...

Kaname_Madoka posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/76299734/895744529

>_>

Lmao, HeyJohnHothlin tripped himself up on his lies

Water wet, sky blue, and so on
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Kaname_Madoka posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/76299734/895744529

>_>

Yeah that's the post I was referring to, couldn't be bothered to look it up myself, thanks :)
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Sparksfanboy posted...

stone posted...

Guten_Tag posted...

@king drake 2 I dont know what these recent events are. I just got here.

@ stone people told me that I was this user so I looked him up. I dont know why people think Im him however. I have never said I was this Hey

Please inform me on how you can tell when a user got banned? All it shows in their profile is that they're banned, no dates or anything.

If you followed them (or they followed you) before they got banned it tells you their last visit date.

Except his account was created this week, so he can't have done that.
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Also love how you're going out of your way to misuse the @ tagging system.
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Guten_Tag posted...

@king drake 2 I dont know what these recent events are. I just got here.

@ stone people told me that I was this user so I looked him up. I dont know why people think Im him however. I have never said I was this Hey

Please inform me on how you can tell when a user got banned? All it shows in their profile is that they're banned, no dates or anything.
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littlebro07 posted...

synth_real posted...

I'd take the money, invest it properly and I can have an extra 16 hours a day of free time instead of 8

This

My thoughts exactly. Not having to work anymore is worth more than a few extra hours a day. Especially considering I wouldn't use that time to do anything meaningful.
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Guten_Tag posted...

0AbsoluteZero0 posted...

Waluigi7 posted...

I almost never see the 'Hoth', 'Franklin', or 'John' personalities anymore.

Most of the stuff Hoth posts any more is so toxic that hes not willing to risk posting it on his main. Franklin is at home in purgatory, and he hasnt attempted a new JohnLennon account for a couple months now. The last one got axed almost instantly.

That leaves Hey, who I agree is getting stale. Perhaps Hothlin could take another stab at a JohnLennon account, or come up with an entirely new gimmick personality.

What are you even talking about? Hey was banned almost THREE months ago. I dont even know who that dude was or why people think I am him.

*doesn't know who the dude was but apparently knows he got banned three months ago*
*also admitted to being hey in another topic*

You really need to keep better track of your lies if you want us to believe you (hint: dont bother we wouldn't believe you anyway)
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DevsBro posted...

stone posted...

DevsBro posted...

ModLogic posted...

female black luigia

L--i

Pronounced Luh-dash-ee

The way you spelled it, it's Luh-dash-dash-ee.

Dash and hyphen are separate characters, but only one has a button on a standard QWERTY keyboard. As such, by convention, one hyphen is a hyphen. Two is a dash.

Ahhh, my mistake :)
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Of course it's going to have some racism in this movie, it's about a jamaican bobsled team going to the olympics! Doesn't mean the movie wasn't funny as hell back then, and heck it probably still is (haven't seen it in .. decades)
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Skye Reynolds posted...

fenderbender321 posted...

Let's be honest here....it's time for a black Mario game.

I actually made Mario black once using the Super Game Boy accessory and Super Mario Land. I had to make his hair white to make his features show up though.

They could get Morgan Freeman to play him!
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DevsBro posted...

ModLogic posted...

female black luigia

L--i

Pronounced Luh-dash-ee

The way you spelled it, it's Luh-dash-dash-ee.
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Jill
I'd eat her sandwich, if you know what I mean
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ModLogic posted...

aquaria

Hmm good point. I do own that game. Had it for a long time actually. I played it a bit when I first got it and then again a year or two later, but never got around to beating it. Not sure why I quit and didn't get back to it again.
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Never had problems with it on both versions.
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Shantae and the Pirate's Curse - the other games are more traditional stage-based platformers, but this one in particular has backtracking

Hmm I'll look it up ;) Guess I never really checked out that series because of the.. cartoonish fan serviceness look of it, to put it that way.

Guacamelee

Own it already, great game :)

Wonder Boy and the Dragon's Trap - a NES remake with "stages" but in one world

Hmm interesting I'll check it out.

Cave Story

Own it already ;) (heck I had played it way long ago when it was free online)

Owlboy

Looked it up when it came out, didn't seem like one I'd enjoy..

After Death

Never heard of that one before, it seems to have a Castlevania feel to it.
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s0nicfan posted...

Dead Cells is a metroidvania with a roguelike element to it

Already on wishlist, waiting for a deal on it ;)

Valdis Story is probably the most pure "metroidvania" of the modern genre and has tons of replay value.
Dust: An Elysian Tail - a good game if you can stand furries

Already own both. Good games though I really enjoyed both. Have Dust twice (on 360 and Steam)
Valdis Story is one of the first games I got on Steam like 4 years ago. Haven't played it since. Maybe I should get around to replaying it someday.

Axiom Verge - VERY "classic" Metroid feel

Saw that game around before.. Never bothered getting it, maybe I should, it seems fun enough.

Rogue Legacy - another roguelike

Already own -and love- that game ;)
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CapnMuffin posted...

stone posted...

CapnMuffin posted...

http://store.steampowered.com/app/428550/Momodora_Reverie_Under_The_Moonlight/

Have it wishlisted already ;) I enjoyed III enough, but heh.. not sure I want to pay $10 for a 5 hours game (according to HowLongToBeat) but I plan on getting it down the road when it gets a decent Steam discount.

Yeah I got it super cheap.

Theres also Deaths Gambit which should have a release window soon. Maybe. Been keeping my eye on that one along with Eitr and Ghost Song.

Those three games seem interesting, but they've all been in development for so long :/ Death's Gambit is the one that seems the best out of the three, I'll definitely wishlist it and wait and see how it is once it comes out, especially if you say it's supposed to come out soon
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Not in the states but I had planned on eating pizza anyway, even before learning it was pizza day.
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CapnMuffin posted...

http://store.steampowered.com/app/428550/Momodora_Reverie_Under_The_Moonlight/

Have it wishlisted already ;) I enjoyed III enough, but heh.. not sure I want to pay $10 for a 5 hours game (according to HowLongToBeat) but I plan on getting it down the road when it gets a decent Steam discount.
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Other: the one they came from.
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Giant_Aspirin posted...

stone posted...

By the way, does anyone have other suggestions for similar-ish games?

do you just want more 'metroidvania' games? or anything that's a 2D action/platformer?

Anything that's good, I guess. ;) I can watch a few reviews to see if it's something I'd like.
I gave more than just the two I named though, but they're the ones I enjoyed most.
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By the way, does anyone have other suggestions for similar-ish games?

Hollow Knight and Rogue Legacy are amongst my favorite platform/action games on Steam.
I already have Ori on my wishlist, waiting for a decent sale to get it.
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That topic made me want to play it again. Guess I'll go do that now ;)
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ok ;) Well, you'll find the shopkeeper during your explorations. He's the one that sells it, if I remember correctly.
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Garioshi posted...

i'm 17 so the choice is pretty obvious

Hopefully not the girl your age with a bunch of kids?
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gnome from nome posted...

I havent mentioned this particular account, and accuses me of stalking lmao

Guten_Tag posted...

Nobody has fun stalking except you and your ilk

He really has to learn to stop pretending to be new, but at the same time acting like he knows everyone around and jumping in to defend his kind.
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Yeah that can suck, but it's all part of the fun and thrill. You die, you lose something, but if you get back to where you died without dying again, you get it back.
I died stupidly on my way back to my ghost more than once because I trid to get there too fast and wasn't careful enough. You get plenty of money so unless you lose like.. A LOT.. you'll be fine. Just be sure to buy the charm that acts as a geode magnet. Kill stuff and move on without bothering to collect what falls down.
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Tadamoto38 posted...

Like tons of sex partners, multiple kids by different men, various stds, loose vag, etc.

These should only matter if you actually manage to get in their panties.. so why let these non-issues bother you?
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I thought they weren't allowed to sell the girl oranges. You should report them!
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'sup


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CapnMuffin posted...

I went through most of them game before finding the nail smith and ended up upgrading my nail 3 times at once. So yeah, exploring can pay off.

That must have made quite the difference!
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Hahaha so true in the tide pods one
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That guy sure is something. How the hell is he still allowed to post?
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fenderbender321 posted...

TheVipaGTS posted...

Reminder that fenderbender once argued that we should get rid of drivers licenses and just let everyone drive. This is his gimmick.

We let people have guns without licenses. Why not cars, too?

What the hell would a car do with a gun?
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eston posted...

cuttin_in_farm posted...

as inconvenient as it is to grab things in the passenger seat now

Pro-tip: use your right arm

But then that would actually be sorta safe!
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No because me and my friends aren't dumbasses.
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Damn, you make a good point!
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cuttin_in_farm posted...

I actually just simulated, and I put under my actually, not behind my back, sorry.

Under your what? I'll assume legs.. Still no idea how you manage to wear your seat belt that way. Heck that sounds even more complicated than behind your back.
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How the hell do you wear it that way? You sit down, clip it properly, then lean forwards to put the strap behind your back? And then when you want to take it off, get stuck in it and wiggle around to pass it back to the front so you can take it off?
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silentwing26x posted...

do you recommend it TC? should I play it with a controller?

God yes. Platformers should never be played with the keyboard, if you have the option of using a controller.
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TheOnionKnight posted...

The platforming only gets really difficult in an optional late-game area.

Yeah.. The white castle or palace, the place with all those saws. But even then, with a little practice it wasn't that bad.
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