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TopicThe problem with ChatGPT and the like is that it all sounds so freaking perky
pinky0926
05/10/24 9:34:22 AM
#4
It tried.
I've noticed you speak in an upbeat, positive tone. Why is that?

I'm glad you've noticed! Maintaining a positive and upbeat tone helps to create a friendly and engaging interaction. It can make conversations more enjoyable and uplifting for everyone involved. Plus, who wouldn't want a little extra positivity in their day, right? So, how can I assist you today?

You
Can you give me advice but instead of being positive and upbeat in your tone, can you deliver it as if you're a grumpy but wise old man? Sort of like the character ron swanson?

ChatGPT

Alright, fine, but don't expect any sugar-coating. Here's some advice from the grumpy corner:
Listen up, kid. Life ain't all sunshine and rainbows, so quit expecting it to be. You're gonna face challenges, and you're gonna fail. Deal with it. But here's the kicker: those failures? They're your best teachers. Embrace 'em. Learn from 'em. And for crying out loud, toughen up. Life ain't gonna hand you success on a silver platter. You gotta go out there and grab it with both hands. So, stop whining, roll up your sleeves, and get to work. That's how you make something of yourself in this world. Now, scram. I've got better things to do than babysit your sorry self.

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TopicHow does Feeld have the best people but the worst app design
pinky0926
05/10/24 6:02:12 AM
#1
It's like a progressive web app tied together with bits of string and programmed by chatgpt. It's actually hilarious how buggy it is.

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TopicThe need for continuous content articles on nothing is so annoying
pinky0926
05/10/24 4:28:27 AM
#1
I pretty much get new daily articles about "what we know about Hollow Knight Silksong" recommended to me on google. There literally hasn't been any news at all in 5 years, but somehow I get a new article every day going into what news there is. "News" being something like, a reference to a tweet made by a fan discussing the potential for an undisclosed release date that doesn't exist allegedly. That is an entire article.

Maybe the solution is to just...not read them?


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TopicFallout was Amazon's most successful series yet.
pinky0926
05/10/24 4:17:41 AM
#14
AceMos posted...
are you saying fallout shouldnt be a comedy game adaption?

No, I'm saying studio execs are watering at the mouth at this new trend they think they've clocked and there will be many copycats and most of them will be terrible

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TopicFallout was Amazon's most successful series yet.
pinky0926
05/10/24 3:35:50 AM
#2
I hope you're all prepared for the inevitable wave of crappy irreverent comedy game adaptions coming in 2025-2026

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Topic$250 but Dave Ramsey gets to humiliate you live on air
pinky0926
05/09/24 11:24:25 AM
#11
I didn't know who he was like an hour ago and now I'm being recommended his content and with each snippet I like him less. Not surprised he runs a toxic environment.

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TopicHenry Cavill is a bad actor.
pinky0926
05/09/24 10:33:44 AM
#3
In a way he reminds me of Jared Padalecki from Supernatural (Sam) with the intense attempt at sincerity in every scene, but it not quite landing right.

Ok thats unfair, Jared was way worse.

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Topic$250 but Dave Ramsey gets to humiliate you live on air
pinky0926
05/09/24 10:24:14 AM
#1
You have to tell him about your debt and income and then listen to him berate you for being a failure and that you're on beans and rice for the rest of your life

deal/no deal

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Topicelon shill has his finger broken by his cybertruck
pinky0926
05/09/24 6:44:52 AM
#21
Remember that Musk shill that put his actual child in front of a moving tesla to show that the auto-brake works?

These people's brains are so melted

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TopicIs 30fps in a video game acceptable to you?
pinky0926
05/09/24 4:42:36 AM
#55
Depends on the game.

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Topicis there any reason to build a gaming pc if i already have a ps5
pinky0926
05/09/24 4:35:23 AM
#46
Console gamers be like "I just like this" and PC gamers take that very very personally

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TopicI can't believe the Ford F150 is the US best selling vehicle for 42 years.
pinky0926
05/08/24 10:43:04 AM
#6
It's funny because the UK desperately wants to follow this trend of bigger cars all the time, but our roads are simply unequipped to handle anything remotely large. So instead we get these pathetic SUVs which are basically giant hatchbacks.

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TopicDamn, I'm still watching One Piece and they legit shocked me (late *SPOILERS*)
pinky0926
05/08/24 10:25:33 AM
#14
I think the main reason the Kanjuro plot twist was so shocking is because a good character betrayal like that is so outside the realm of what happens in a shonen manga like One Piece. I mean it's just taken as a given that good guys are good guys and bad guys are bad guys, and they're always honest. If they change sides they do it honestly and on camera and dictate their literal thoughts on it.

But a bad guy, playing a good guy for like 300 straight episodes, only to reveal it as a con later? That is pretty messed up. Way more messed up than anything else in One Piece.

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TopicPiers Morgan puts Israeli spokesperson on the spot.
pinky0926
05/08/24 9:49:11 AM
#2
Don't make me watch piers Morgan and agree with him. Don't do that.

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TopicRFK Jr says doctor found a dead worm in his brain.
pinky0926
05/08/24 8:43:26 AM
#4
Did you take a photo on your phone of a newspaper, instead of just posting a website? lol

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TopicIt seems like Nintendo does a successful system than a less successful system.
pinky0926
05/08/24 7:16:44 AM
#34
Tech nerds so often don't seem to understand that the vast majority of the market does not give a crap about whether X spec is 4% better on one device over another.


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TopicIs Conan the funniest man of all time?
pinky0926
05/08/24 5:33:50 AM
#8
ssjevot posted...
He is extremely consistent in quality. He also hasn't turned into an old man who bitches about his problems with modern society.

Underrated attribute. Looking at every other ageing comedian, they seem to just become increasingly detached and bitter with the world. Somehow conans never been like that.

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TopicIs Conan the funniest man of all time?
pinky0926
05/08/24 5:33:09 AM
#7
Dakimakura posted...
What about Norm

In some respects yes. But Norm seems like a guy who is funny mainly in one scenario and that's off-the-cuff conversation.

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TopicIs Conan the funniest man of all time?
pinky0926
05/08/24 5:11:45 AM
#1
I can think of comedians who are/were better at one particular thing, but I don't know if I can think of any single person who has so effortlessly and successfully entered into every realm of comedy

Like he was a writer for the simpsons in the golden age. He was one of the greatest late night hosts of all time. He's the funniest person on any podcast or any interview. He is the perfect straight-man to people like Bill Burr. His travel mockumentary is brilliant. His Hot Ones interview was easily the best. You get the sense that conan could be in the middle of the desert with no script and he'd somehow make that the funniest irreverent thing ever.

He does all this and yet it never feels like he's punching down or dunking on anyone except himself.

Man can't even pick a P.A or a producer without turning it into a long running bit and making them inadvertent comedy stars.

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TopicGymbro goes to the beach to get people to rate his physique.
pinky0926
05/08/24 4:48:36 AM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3QeWlV4mq8

Too cringe, didn't watch: nobody has any idea of what it looks like when a person works out but doesn't take steroids or doctor their photos for instagram, lol

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Topic12 GOP Senators issue threat to ICC if they place arrest warrant on Netanyahu
pinky0926
05/08/24 4:18:00 AM
#18
Shittiness aside, all I read is that their threat includes sanctions banning them from entering the states. Am I missing the implied death threat or something?

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TopicIsekai anime got a bad rep but Frieren is somewhat different
pinky0926
05/07/24 5:32:28 PM
#17
So many Isekai shows get so embroiled in the in-universe dynamics that the plot completely forgets its a videogame world and the protagonist used to be someone else in the real world.

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TopicI have $56000 in Credit Card debt and about $69000 in 401K savings
pinky0926
05/07/24 12:35:50 PM
#3
Have you calculated the interest you'd pay if you made a repayment plan and paid it off over time? Knowing how much extra you'd fork out and comparing that to whatever you might earn in savings interest should help.

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TopicHarry & Meghan or William & Kate
pinky0926
05/07/24 6:07:05 AM
#10
Enclave posted...
I choose Who & Cares


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TopicHow will they even fit the rest of FF7 into one more game
pinky0926
05/06/24 6:23:12 PM
#21
Maybe the final game will actually be appropriately paced.

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TopicIs FFVII remake even an RPG?
pinky0926
05/06/24 3:13:26 PM
#27
--Zero- posted...
Im sorry man I hadnt realized. Alright I wont bother you anymore about the small stuff.

No reason you would have known, and also not on you to pick up the crap. <3

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TopicIs FFVII remake even an RPG?
pinky0926
05/06/24 11:47:43 AM
#21
--Zero- posted...
Time frame like a month I guess lol. Tired of your shit, pinky. Go back to making topics about going to partys and living the good life.

That tracks. Last month my girlfriend tried to kill herself, my alcoholism got out of control and my car broke down irreparably.

Things are getting better though. I'll be back to regular old nonsense in next month's installment, if we still have a board by then.

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TopicIs FFVII remake even an RPG?
pinky0926
05/06/24 11:39:28 AM
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--Zero- posted...
Whats up with TC only making bad faith topics lately? Dude is always complaining or shitting on something.

What's your timeframe here, because I've been using CE as a ranting blog for at least a decade

Also to be clear there's nothing bad faith here, I really am this unpleasant

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TopicIs FFVII remake even an RPG?
pinky0926
05/06/24 10:22:34 AM
#1
  • The action is mostly live action. There's some tactical command queuing
  • There's no character skill choices at all
  • No character role choice at all. You are cloud, these are your stats
  • There is some very basic weapon upgrade progression, but (at least for me so far) it's very linear
  • The world is super linear. I've been going down a hallway for 10 hours straight. I imagine it will open up a bit later.
I'm enjoying the game but I don't think it's anymore of a role playing game than God of War is.

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TopicWould you rather be alone in the woods with a man or bear?
pinky0926
05/06/24 6:41:15 AM
#8
What kind of bear?

Black bear - I choose the bear.

Anything else - I choose the man.

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TopicPeople on Twitter have a big issue with Caitlin Clark being televised but not
pinky0926
05/06/24 6:21:04 AM
#138
Every time this topic comes up I can hear Bill Burr screaming in my ear, lol

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TopicWhy does star wars suck?
pinky0926
05/06/24 6:15:09 AM
#36
The people who made stars wars out of passion left the project decades ago

The entire vehicle is run by a corporation hellbent on selling you merchandise

That's literally all there is to it

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TopicPlaystation walking back on their Helldivers 2 bullshittery.
pinky0926
05/06/24 6:14:16 AM
#36
Imagine if people could mobilise for a cause as hard as gamers do for some slight corporate bullshittery in a videogame

The world would be a utopia

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Topici listened to my first TOOL song today. Schism
pinky0926
05/06/24 5:43:22 AM
#3
When you're listening to Tool, just remember that they're not like other bands. Their music is incredibly artistic, almost to the point where you have to be paying complete attention to them to even remotely understand them. I remember listening to a song on Lateralus (though I can't remember what it was), where I thought a song was absolute bollocks during the listen. Then, I closed my eyes for a second, and all of a sudden the song had an entirely new meaning. It was insane the way Tool could just become something so different when you take a look into the music.

Another thing you should note about Tool is that it's easy to get a headache listening to them. Not because they're a bad band, but because of how many ideas their music is riddled with and how complex they are. Soon enough your head will fill to the brim and the rest will just sound like noise to you. Just turn it off and give it a listen the next day.

If you don't like the music, you'll definitely at least enjoy reading through the lyrics, and picking apart the song itself and all of the artistic values that go into making it the complexity that it is.

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TopicMaybe the whole world just needs a few airport beers
pinky0926
05/04/24 6:07:19 PM
#12
pretzelcoatl posted...
You forgot to mention an ice cold shower beer for some reason.

That's an excellent beer

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TopicMaybe the whole world just needs a few airport beers
pinky0926
05/04/24 10:13:00 AM
#7
Airport beers are a top tier beer. Right up there with first beer after a long construction shift in the sun, first beer at the hotel after arriving on holiday, sunday session on a sunny day. Amazing.

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TopicWould you go to a 'all phones are banned' nightclub or bar?
pinky0926
05/04/24 4:15:30 AM
#2
I've been and it's great

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TopicWatching beverley hills cop. Man eddie murphy was funny back then.
pinky0926
05/03/24 3:56:50 PM
#1
What happened

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TopicFor PC gamers and enthusiasts, what's your monitor size?
pinky0926
05/03/24 12:33:38 PM
#46
32 at 1440p

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TopicSome businesses considering move to six-day work week
pinky0926
05/03/24 11:05:31 AM
#23
Meanwhile in Scotland we are testing out national 4 day work weeks, lol

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TopicWow, WTF happened to The Onion
pinky0926
05/03/24 9:21:57 AM
#4
Hayame_Zero posted...
My headcanon is that it's trying to mock TikTok news and AI algorithms because that was too much of a bizarre mess to be unintentional from them.

Sadly, that is every video on the channel now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF6ieC_XkG0

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TopicWow, WTF happened to The Onion
pinky0926
05/03/24 9:15:07 AM
#1
This is what their content is like now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FPpwIzEaiM&

Were they bought out, lose their budget? This is like comedy written between a zoomer and chatgpt.

Or maybe reality just got too ridiculous for them to be relevant anymore


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TopicHot women really lead a different life, huh
pinky0926
05/03/24 8:13:59 AM
#34
Revelation34 posted...
The act of going on a date is physical by definition.

The guy wants her to go to his hotel room and watch in person.

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TopicHot women really lead a different life, huh
pinky0926
05/03/24 8:10:25 AM
#32
Revelation34 posted...
This isn't an escort. Escorts go on dates with the person and is physical.

I don't really see what you're getting at other than being incredibly pedantic. If someone offers you money in return to satisfy a sexual fantasy, you'd be considered an escort under most definitions, even legal ones.

Escorts often don't do anything physical at all, for that matter.

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TopicUK NHS bans trans women from women's wards in hospitals.
pinky0926
05/03/24 8:07:02 AM
#20
Sadly Rowling and co have convinced a considerable amount of people that trans people are just men dressing up as women for the primary purpose of raping people. It's a fucking wild timeline we live in.

Even taking aside the sheer transphobia of it, the hilarity of worrying about your sexual dignity in hospital seems so removed from what hospitals are actually like. You're butt naked a lot of the time, nurses of any gender are examing and wiping your bits, you're soiling yourself, you're pissing your pants, you're struggling to so much as walk without someone helping you...

but yes let's focus on the big issues, facepalm.

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TopicHot women really lead a different life, huh
pinky0926
05/03/24 8:05:42 AM
#30
Revelation34 posted...
Escorts typically have sex too.

How are we defining sex? This guy probably gets way more out of someone watching him masturbate than just fucking someone. Sometimes people have kinks that have nothing to do with PIV intercourse.


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TopicHot women really lead a different life, huh
pinky0926
05/03/24 7:58:56 AM
#26
PMarth2002 posted...
Did she take the offer or turn it down?

She didn't elaborate so I'm guessing she's seriously considering it but doesn't want people to know, lol

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TopicHot women really lead a different life, huh
pinky0926
05/03/24 7:52:30 AM
#23
Revelation34 posted...
I don't care how much money they have. They are still idiots.

If you sift through your spending, are you smart about everything? Like do you sometimes get a coffee from a bougie little coffee place instead of make your own, or sometimes buy a game you probably aren't going to play?

For some levels of wealth, that is literally what it would feel like to get an escort.

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