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NeonOctopus
12/02/19 5:43:30 AM
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while you play video games upstairs.

Then the next night you can have her do your laundry while you bang your quasi-stepsister

Can't wait for Royal!
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sauceje
12/02/19 5:43:56 AM
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I've heard bad things about Royal ;/

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qwertyuio1
12/02/19 5:44:25 AM
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sauceje posted...
I've heard bad things about Royal ;/


Why
Spoil me
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SuperShake666
12/02/19 5:46:26 AM
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Most importantly you can bang her on the class trip to Hawaii if you're dating by then.

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NeonOctopus
12/02/19 5:56:18 AM
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SuperShake666 posted...
Most importantly you can bang her on the class trip to Hawaii if you're dating by then.

Can you? I thought you just walk on the beach while all those bakka gaijin Americans look on in envy?
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SuperShake666
12/02/19 6:05:05 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Can you? I thought you just walk on the beach while all those bakka gaijin Americans look on in envy?


At minimum she blew him on the bench as the sun sets.

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NeonOctopus
12/02/19 8:07:38 AM
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NeonOctopus
12/02/19 8:39:34 AM
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Then you can have her make lockpicks in the corner of your room while you fuck the shit out of a hot doctor.

Then the next night you can fuck teacher.
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Jagr_68
12/02/19 8:48:36 AM
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Hands down Atlus is the only company that can competently make questionable shit like that in their games tasteful and non-offensive to anyone.

Guess the secret is ya gotta make the game superb af.
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NeonOctopus
12/02/19 3:07:24 PM
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sauceje
12/02/19 6:07:23 PM
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qwertyuio1 posted...
Why
Spoil me
@qwertyuio1 Basically read this post
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/835628-persona-5/78211356/930943465
TL;DR the new storyline stuff affects mostly the very end of the game/post-game content, most of the additions end up being fairly small or not consequential enough to justify paying more than what you'd get from buying Persona 5 on sale right now (it's $10 on PSN apparently), ultimately it does seem to be a more rounded out and refined experience so if Persona 5 wasn't on sale I think Royal would come more recommended.

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NeonOctopus
12/03/19 1:41:05 PM
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Tired-Insomniac
12/03/19 1:53:14 PM
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Wait, like you can legitimately bang them? Animated and everything?
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konokonohamaru
12/03/19 2:08:26 PM
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Tired-Insomniac posted...
Wait, like you can legitimately bang them? Animated and everything?

Lol no
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NeonOctopus
12/03/19 5:08:15 PM
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Tired-Insomniac posted...
Wait, like you can legitimately bang them? Animated and everything?

It's just strongly implied, but you do bang them >_>
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SuperShake666
12/04/19 1:49:43 AM
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Cookie Bag
12/04/19 1:51:12 AM
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Tired-Insomniac posted...
Wait, like you can legitimately bang them? Animated and everything?

Thirsty nerds want to believe it but no, it doesn't happen, and any implication is just innuendo

you want the real shit go read doujins and shit about it.
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pres_madagascar
12/04/19 3:52:45 AM
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I still haven't beaten the original p5. I'm still on the painting guy world.

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Bass_X0
12/04/19 3:54:23 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
I still haven't beaten the original p5. I'm still on the painting guy world.


Keep playing. Its not that hard.
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mattnd2007
12/04/19 3:56:34 AM
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Lol holy shit. God bless Japan. I might have to pick the game up some day just because it sounds batshit crazy in the best way possible.

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pres_madagascar
12/04/19 6:08:24 AM
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Bass_X0 posted...
Keep playing. Its not that hard.
Oh I know it isn't hard. It's just not grabbing me like 3 and 4 did. I dunno why.

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Bass_X0
12/04/19 8:07:17 AM
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Ive not played any Persona game before 5. I have played several Shin Megami Tensei games on 3DS.
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pres_madagascar
12/04/19 8:47:09 AM
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Bass_X0 posted...
Ive not played any Persona game before 5. I have played several Shin Megami Tensei games on 3DS.
Persona is "baby's first SMT" game. It's got some challenging fights, but is nowhere near as challenging as mainline SMT games. Meant to be more about the social stuff than the combat.

3 was definitely the hardest imo.

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NeonOctopus
12/05/19 6:54:44 AM
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Kitt
12/05/19 7:00:25 AM
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Can you bang dudes in Persona 5?
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NeonOctopus
12/05/19 7:02:43 AM
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Kitt posted...
Can you bang dudes in Persona 5?
Nope

As of Royal, you can plow 10 chicks in one playthrough though, which is the canon route

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Kitt
12/05/19 7:04:30 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...

Nope

Well that doesn't sound very fun. I'll be sure never to play it.
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NeonOctopus
12/05/19 7:07:49 AM
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You can fuck a chick that dresses like a dude in Persona 4 tho

And you can fuck a dude in Persona 2 but that game is trash and old.

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Bass_X0
12/05/19 8:09:52 AM
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Kitt posted...
Can you bang dudes in Persona 5?


Shouldnt every dating game have the gay option in current year?

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ssj3vegeta_
12/05/19 8:12:00 AM
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NeonOctopus
12/05/19 8:18:47 AM
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ssj3vegeta_ posted...
I need to play dis game
Persona 3 FES, Persona 4 Golden, and Persona 5 are all good places to start

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Ricemills
12/05/19 8:22:56 AM
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Bass_X0 posted...
Shouldnt every dating game have the gay option in current year?


which one is better, having no gay option or having one as a joke option?

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coh
12/06/19 8:27:35 AM
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Why can't you bang this chick in Persona 5? She's clearly the hottest

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NeonOctopus
12/06/19 9:26:42 AM
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The anime added a romance scene with her but Royal didn't lol. You'll always be stuck with the 2nd rate Niijima sister
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