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TopicNow that Rise of Skywalker is coming out, what did you think of TLJ?
marthsheretoo
12/06/19 11:08:16 PM
#127
ledbowman posted...
Well you took it out of the context of the point i was making about this specific issue so you could get an "actually" in

People say really dumb things about storycraft when Star Wars gets brought up. I've started trying to nip it in the bud whenever I see it because I'm convinced this shit spreads.

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TopicNow that Rise of Skywalker is coming out, what did you think of TLJ?
marthsheretoo
12/06/19 10:59:51 PM
#125
Doom_Art posted...
There's a place for implication in screenwriting

We don't really need a sequence for Leia to explain "Yes Luke trained me for a few years after the Battle of Endor, but then he fucked off to explore the galaxy for Jedi artifacts and I didn't go with him because I wanted to stay with Han and focus on my career in the New Republic."

We the audience when viewing the series can pretty easily draw the line of "Okay we find out she's force sensitive in ESB, we know her and Luke are close, Luke is a Jedi and wants to train other force sensitives, and between RotJ and TFA 30 years have passed"

Yeah and I actually break with the anti-TLJ squad somewhat because I thought Carrie Poppins was great.

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TopicNow that Rise of Skywalker is coming out, what did you think of TLJ?
marthsheretoo
12/06/19 10:51:26 PM
#123
ledbowman posted...
No shit but that's not what's happening here. This is a bunch of know it alls being insanely pedantic because they think movies are a math problem

Well then just say that instead of things that are wrong.

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TopicIdea for comedy. How Ebenezer Scrooge became Scrooge.
marthsheretoo
12/06/19 10:14:31 PM
#3
The backstory of how Scrooge became Scrooge is literally a third of A Christmas Carol

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TopicNow that Rise of Skywalker is coming out, what did you think of TLJ?
marthsheretoo
12/06/19 10:09:34 PM
#121
ledbowman posted...
Do i really need to make the obvious argument that when we see something happen for the first time it's silly to say it breaks the lore of what we saw before

This isn't true though.

The presence of something that was implied to be absent by previous scenes can be lore-breaking. Like if in a hypothetical sequel to LotR, Gandalf lights his pipe with a little urn of Mount Doom fire that he casually mentions he's had the whole time.

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TopicOnly two in five women are fully satisfied after sex with their partner.
marthsheretoo
12/06/19 2:50:19 AM
#66
Woah I guess no_u_l7 really does sleep with so many women it accounts for 60% of sex.

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TopicNow that Rise of Skywalker is coming out, what did you think of TLJ?
marthsheretoo
12/06/19 2:41:15 AM
#78
Gobstoppers12 posted...
You do know that there's another movie after this one, right? It comes out soon. You should go see it.

I mean either ROS is gonna continue the Kylo-Rey journey towards the middle, making the end of TLJ even weirder of a digression, or it isn't, in which case building up the themes in TLJ was dumb since it led to nothing.

For movies to work well with each other, they have to also work well with themselves.

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TopicThere's 16 topics about Boogie on CE atm
marthsheretoo
12/06/19 1:57:29 AM
#14
This topic --

Bluebomber182 posted...
This topic makes it 17

Fuck!

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TopicGot an Echo Dot
marthsheretoo
12/06/19 1:56:44 AM
#20
Go with Hal.

Or Sigourney

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TopicDisney should have just made stand-alone Star Wars movies. No trilogy.
marthsheretoo
12/06/19 1:55:42 AM
#5
Milkman5 posted...
The Force Awakens was worse.

Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

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TopicWould you vote for Bernie if he picked Tulsi as his VP?
marthsheretoo
12/06/19 1:52:27 AM
#15
Yes but it's not my ideal ticket.

It's not Trump though.

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TopicNow that Rise of Skywalker is coming out, what did you think of TLJ?
marthsheretoo
12/06/19 1:49:45 AM
#74
Gobstoppers12 posted...
It also refutes the characters in the movie who push that theme. It's telling us not to let the past die.

Ok but TLJ also has this weird thematic issue where it's building towards Rey and Kylo "meeting in the middle" and rejecting both the darkness and the light, and then kinda just dropping that in the last 15 minutes and undoing its own development.

Not to mention Rose's whole anti-heroic sacrifice thing bookended by sacrifices the film presents as heroic.

Thematically, the film has no idea what it wants or what it's doing. The confusion over "let the past die" is just a symptom.

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TopicWell I REGRET not having sex with my best friends WIFE....
marthsheretoo
12/05/19 9:37:50 PM
#25
Oh hai Mark

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TopicNow that Rise of Skywalker is coming out, what did you think of TLJ?
marthsheretoo
12/05/19 8:49:04 PM
#19
Garbo

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TopicJoke: A mod walks into a bar, and asks 'Where are the perfect girls?'
marthsheretoo
12/05/19 6:59:15 PM
#4
The perfect girl but her jokes are this bad.

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TopicSo much food is wasted at hospitals
marthsheretoo
12/05/19 6:56:29 PM
#3
Eat it

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TopicIf you shoot yourself, is it self defense?
marthsheretoo
12/05/19 4:51:15 PM
#5
Self-offense

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TopicIt's kinda cute when Duncan talks about anything remotely serious here
marthsheretoo
12/04/19 3:55:51 PM
#84
electricbugs2 posted...
as proven by his discussion with Sable about vagina the other day


Now this I have to see. How do I find it?

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TopicHumans can lick too
marthsheretoo
12/02/19 11:06:20 PM
#13
vegys can lick too
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TopicWhat do you guys wanna do after you die
marthsheretoo
11/30/19 5:00:36 AM
#5
Have a golden statue of myself placed over my grave.

Nude. Anatomically accurate. Fully erect.
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TopicI LOVE Star Wars but Kathleen Kennedy is such a dumbass.
marthsheretoo
11/30/19 4:40:47 AM
#7
joe40001 posted...
That is an inaccurate representation of what that was.

There has always been themes of "destiny" and the past, present, and future being tied together with the force. He elaborated on that, plus it was stuff George already wanted, it relates to George's big ideal of "The Whills"

Say what you will about Filoni but he takes this s*** crazy seriously. He's the kind of guy who will know the registration number of a Gonk droid, why it's there and who owns it.

Compare that to JJ Abrams who probably couldn't even name the solar system he blew up.


That is some incredible spin for what amounts to the dumbest shit in Star Wars.

Destiny and time is one thing, creating a metaphysical realm you can access with the force and use it to time travel is balls to the walls terrible, and I don't care if Lucas himself dictated the episode line by line.

I mean he also wrote scenes like this
https://youtu.be/Y5UNQgweN60
so it's not like he made one bad decision. He's just a hack.

And no, I'm not saying thos because I like Kennedy, Abrams, or Johnson. I think they're all a bunch of clowns.
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TopicI LOVE Star Wars but Kathleen Kennedy is such a dumbass.
marthsheretoo
11/30/19 4:32:33 AM
#3
joe40001 posted...

Put Dave Filoni in charge, he'll turn the ship around


The guy who made force time travel canon? Ick no thanks
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TopicIs Luuke Skywalker the dumbest thing in the world?
marthsheretoo
11/27/19 9:02:09 PM
#20
HylianFox posted...
Zikten posted...
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Luuke_Skywalker

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Luuuke_Skywalker

they are evil clones of Luke


I know Luuke was cloned from his severed hand, but there's another one?


People are disingenuously pretending there's another one.

Said other one was invented for an april fools joke, and was never legends-canon.
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TopicIs there any show fans have ruined more than Rick and Morty?
marthsheretoo
11/27/19 8:55:42 PM
#8
joe40001 posted...
Fans haven't ruined it.

The people finding the .002% of fans that are shitty and saying "this is the rick and morty fanbase" are the ones who ruined it, just like they ruin everything, because that's their goal. To be shitbirds


My IQ isn't high enough to comprehend this post
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TopicIs Luuke Skywalker the dumbest thing in the world?
marthsheretoo
11/27/19 8:45:22 PM
#11
CyricZ posted...
You're just trying to bait so people ask you what "Luuke" is.

Star Wars on its own has dumber stuff than Luuke, and this is coming from someone who still loves the franchise.

The Glove of Darth Vader
Mount Sorrow
Callista Ming
Ikrit
Empatojayos Brand
The Yevetha in general
Was Vergere good or bad or wait no she was absolutely truly bad shut up
The Travissty


Cosigned. Besides the dumb name (and that even makes more sense in context), Luuke wasn't even that terrible a concept.
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TopicMonopoly is straight up the worst game ever.
marthsheretoo
11/26/19 5:50:14 PM
#44
eston posted...
No that would be Candy Land


Candy Land doesn't even meet the minimum requirements to be considered a game, tbh
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TopicHi everyone ^_^ AMA!
marthsheretoo
11/23/19 3:42:14 AM
#40
Duncanwii posted...
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

No because my gf cares more about God then me.


like having sex with clockwork
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TopicStar Wars Dark Empire and Yuuzhan Vong trilogy, directed by Chris Nolan.
marthsheretoo
11/22/19 1:45:05 AM
#21
Jagermeister513 posted...

Rebels certainly almost got it right


Rebels Thrawn sucked ass.

The only thing they did right was make him the smartest guy in the room, which in Rebels translates to "moderately competent in a room full of cretins."
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TopicWho is the cuck in this scenario?
marthsheretoo
11/22/19 1:36:58 AM
#6
Mr_Hakubi posted...
All of 3 of them. Theres no way theyre being exclusive with her if she isnt even admittedly so.

The biggest cuck is the guy that married her though, since hes obviously OK with it.


The rare triple cuck scenario, huh? Interesting.
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TopicWho is the cuck in this scenario?
marthsheretoo
11/22/19 1:22:26 AM
#1
Girl is dating guy, cheats on him regularly with guy #2. Guy #1 eventually finds out but doesn't break up with girl. She keeps banging them both.

Girl eventually gets closer to guy #2 and moves in with him. They get engaged, then married. Somewhere along the line, guy #2 asks her to stop banging guy #1 but she refuses. So in the end, she lives with guy #2 but goes out to bang guy #1 sometimes, BUT guy #2 seduced her out from under guy #1's nose and made her his woman.

Cuck experts of CE weigh in? This is too hard.
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TopicYour annual reminder that the phrase ''friendsgiving'' is fucking dumb
marthsheretoo
11/22/19 1:17:56 AM
#11
I hate when people say Turkey Day and St. Paddy's day.

Also phrases like "one-month anniversary".

Ugh.
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TopicWhat's it like to get no matches on Tinder?
marthsheretoo
11/21/19 12:38:00 AM
#3
Thunder_Armor posted...
It's fine. I don't use Tinder though.

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Topic18 y/o Girl flew 500 MILES to LOSE her VIRGINITY to a Guy AND Girl!! Is She Hot?
marthsheretoo
11/21/19 12:30:00 AM
#7
No actual poly people use "throuple".
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TopicYou walk into a supermarket and see boogie2988...
marthsheretoo
11/20/19 10:07:56 PM
#3
Tell him interfettence isn't a word.
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TopicI dont feel good. :(
marthsheretoo
11/20/19 9:52:24 PM
#9
Is this gonna be the latest way the Duncan gimmick writes himself out of getting the chance to smash
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TopicStumbled across some Star Wars porn today. Some things you just can't unsee
marthsheretoo
11/19/19 12:13:11 AM
#10
Jar Jar is the key to all this
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TopicAny advice on how to ask my wife and her sister for a threesome?
marthsheretoo
11/19/19 12:08:11 AM
#12
Do not do this.
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Topicwe secured our wedding venue. the dates all set. my wedding will be
marthsheretoo
11/17/19 7:36:41 AM
#7
Invite CE
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TopicImagine if the entire genre of Christmas music didn't suck
marthsheretoo
11/14/19 6:12:58 PM
#12
The old carols are fine but the new carols are obnoxious.
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TopicAre you hyped to see "Last Christmas" starring Emilia Clarke?
marthsheretoo
11/13/19 11:47:59 PM
#41
I prefer The Last Christmas by Alexander Wales
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TopicDepression can be defeated. Give me ideas.
marthsheretoo
11/13/19 9:43:00 PM
#9
Realize that other people aren't the key to solving it. Your depression is coming from you, and it's still going to be there until it's dealt with. The symptoms can be mitigated through positive interactions with others, but don't make the mistake of thinking they're "fixing" your depression.

I struggle with actually putting this into practice myself, but the first step is to acknowledge it.
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TopicBen Shapiro fans. literally nothing else needs to be said
marthsheretoo
11/13/19 5:28:26 PM
#9
The Admiral posted...
Matthew and Bryan are longtime fans of Shapiro. They say he isnt prejudiced if people are being violent and they happen to be Arabs, hell criticize them for being violent, not Arabs


What exactly is wrong with this?


It's demonstrably untrue, for one.
It's their go-to example, for another.
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TopicI loved The Last Jedi.
marthsheretoo
11/13/19 4:14:58 AM
#11
Parappa09 posted...
its a good film, a lot better than the force awakens


I'll give you one of those.
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TopicJesus sword and shield is a train wreck.
marthsheretoo
11/12/19 12:42:31 AM
#15
Damn_Underscore posted...
Pokemon is like Harry Potter on a much larger scale.

A really good concept with really disappointing official material.


Star Wars
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Topic"someone is responding to diversity negatively fuck them" Rain Johnson
marthsheretoo
11/10/19 9:27:46 PM
#40
K181 posted...
Solid Sonic posted...
I'd rather argue with him if Rey is a Mary Sue or not.


Rey's a Mary Sue because she's a scavenger who fended for herself for over a decade, became an experienced staff fighter, mechanic, and pilot prior to episode 7 as detailed by the plot setup and several scenes directing herself as such, and was able to beat a more experienced force user in a lightsaber fight because he was badly wounded and taking her lightly, but Luke wasn't a Gary Stu because a random farmer with junkyard swoop piloting skills totally translates to being an immediately excellent starfighter pilot, turret gunner, blaster marksman, and force user capable of directing a pair of proton torpedoes at long range with a single training session under his belt.


It's really easy to win an argument when you have it with yourself.
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TopicI was born to be wild
marthsheretoo
11/09/19 2:06:52 AM
#2
Not based on sound reasoning or probability: a wild guess | who, even in their wildest dreams, could have anticipated such a victory?
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