Lurker > kateee

i've made it a thing to delete at least a file every session just to try to start saving space. too much time wasted on picking stuff. >_>

serious question

what do you think is a "reasonable" amount of porn to have saved on your computer

prob no update until tomorrow afternoon at earliest

bagon wants to fly so bad that it keeps hurling itself off cliffs

>_>>>>>>>>

burn this contest to the ground!

Celes
Ashe

- Taking noms
- This will stop when I feel like itf

Day 1: Haunter - 35 (50.72%); Gengar - 30; Gastly - 4
Day 2: Jolteon - 24 (26.97%); Umbreon - 16; Espeon - 12; Glaceon - 11; Vaporeon - 9; Leafeon - 5; Eevee, Flareon, Sylveon - 4
Day 3: Raichu - 28 (38.89%); Pikachu - 27; Alolan Raichu - 13; Pichu - 4
Day 4: Dewott - 28 (50%); Oshawott - 14; Samurott - 14
Day 5: Dragonair - 33 (50%); Dragonite - 27, Dratini - 6
Day 6: Feraligatr - 34 (50%); Totodile - 32; Croconaw - 2
Day 7: Rockruff - 15 (34.88%); Lycanroc Midnight - 12; Midday, Dusk - 8
Day 8: Scyther - 41 (63.08%); Scizor - 22; Mega Scizor - 2
Day 9: Bellossom - 26 (48.15%); Vileplume - 14, Oddish - 10, Gloom - 4
Day 10: Garchomp - 32 (58.18%); Gabite - 12, Gible - 9, Mega Garchomp - 2
Day 11: Slowking - 20 (33.9%); Slowbro - 17; Slowpoke - 13; Mega Slowbro - 9
Day 12: Ampharos - 28 (54.9%); Mega Ampharos - 12, Mareep - 7; Flaaffy - 4
Day 13: Gyarados - 28 (62.22%); Magikarp - 15, Mega Gyarados - 2
Day 14: Froslass - 27 (56.25%); Glalie - 11; Snorunt - 6; Mega Glalie - 4
Day 15: Squirtle - 34 (51.52%); Blastoise - 21, Wartortle - 6, Mega Blastoise - 5
Day 16: Lickitung - 52 (86.67%); Lickilicky - 7
Day 17: Decidueye - 28 (58.33%); Rowlet - 16; Dartrix - 4
Day 18: Venomoth - 34 (70.83%); Venonat - 14
Day 19: Aggron - 17 (51.52%); Mega Aggron, Aron - 6; Lairon - 4
Day 20: Charizard - 24 (45.28%); Charmander - 13; Mega X - 8; Charmeleon - 7; Mega Y - 1
Day 21: Metagross - 32 (78.05); Beldum, Metang, Mega Metagross - 3
Day 22: Houndoom - 29 (70.73%); Houndour, Mega Houndoom - 6
Day 23: Kingdra - 25 (50.00%); Seadra - 17; Horsea - 8
Day 24: Lunala - 27 (56.25%); Solgaleo - 13; Cosmog - 8; Cosmoem - 0
Day 25: Bulbasaur - 33 (61.11%); Ivysaur - 14, Venusaur - 5, Mega Venusaur - 2
Day 26: Hitmonlee - 23 (42.59%); Hitmonchan - 17; Hitmontop - 12; Tyrogue - 2

pow!

Celes
Ashe

does woobat evolve by friendship?

huh i guess i forgot about that

#5

Kira, a performance like that deserves a promotion. Lets goooooooooo.

Kira | Lillipup | Knight | F
Seat 1, 1st Division
Lv. 13, Serious, Pickup
Route 1
Tackle | Work Up | Odor Sleuth | Bite

Striaton City 100% Controlled

I meet up with a Fennel and that somehow led to some bullshit fetch quest. Listen lady do you have any idea how busy I am planning the takeover a whole region? It doesnt even matter since she comes herself anyway because it was taking so long. Well fuck you then. Did I mention while I was attempting to retrieve the Dream Dust or whatever, I was ambushed? Guess who was there and watched silently hoping I would die. Our old friend, Bianca. I will never stop hating her.

Anyway, after all that we met our new recruit.

Bane | Munna | Dancer | F
Unranked, 5th Division
Lv. 8, Hardy, Synchronize
Dreamyard
Psywave | Yawn | Defense Curl | Lucky Chant

Soon after, enter Route 3. Were just about to step into the grass to meet our new recruit when

I knew you would try to betray us sooner or later Cheren you fool. Trying to get us while we were weak from defeating the other trainers, eh?

Vs. Cheren

He gets wrecked.

Why do you keep beating me? he wails as we kick him to the side for passing thieves to rob. You suck.

Anyway, back to more important matters. Like our new soldier.

Han | Pidove | Archer | M
Unranked, 3rd Division
Lv. 8, Impish, Super Luck
Route 3
Gust | Growl | Leer

Some nonsense with a stolen Pokemon happens and during the chase we run into a cave where we gain a new member~

mnk | Woobat | Mage | F
Unranked, 1st Division
Lv. 10, Quiet, Unaware
Wellspring Cave
Confusion | Odor Sleuth | Gust |

And we train a little and stuff. Were in the second gym area now!

I like Purrloin too but it is trash stats-wise and is just a burden in a Nuzlocke.

i was thinking how funny it would be if after passing on being a monkey, Bane just ended up as a Purrloin instead

is funny joke ya

- Taking noms
- This will stop when I feel like itf

Day 1: Haunter - 35 (50.72%); Gengar - 30; Gastly - 4
Day 2: Jolteon - 24 (26.97%); Umbreon - 16; Espeon - 12; Glaceon - 11; Vaporeon - 9; Leafeon - 5; Eevee, Flareon, Sylveon - 4
Day 3: Raichu - 28 (38.89%); Pikachu - 27; Alolan Raichu - 13; Pichu - 4
Day 4: Dewott - 28 (50%); Oshawott - 14; Samurott - 14
Day 5: Dragonair - 33 (50%); Dragonite - 27, Dratini - 6
Day 6: Feraligatr - 34 (50%); Totodile - 32; Croconaw - 2
Day 7: Rockruff - 15 (34.88%); Lycanroc Midnight - 12; Midday, Dusk - 8
Day 8: Scyther - 41 (63.08%); Scizor - 22; Mega Scizor - 2
Day 9: Bellossom - 26 (48.15%); Vileplume - 14, Oddish - 10, Gloom - 4
Day 10: Garchomp - 32 (58.18%); Gabite - 12, Gible - 9, Mega Garchomp - 2
Day 11: Slowking - 20 (33.9%); Slowbro - 17; Slowpoke - 13; Mega Slowbro - 9
Day 12: Ampharos - 28 (54.9%); Mega Ampharos - 12, Mareep - 7; Flaaffy - 4
Day 13: Gyarados - 28 (62.22%); Magikarp - 15, Mega Gyarados - 2
Day 14: Froslass - 27 (56.25%); Glalie - 11; Snorunt - 6; Mega Glalie - 4
Day 15: Squirtle - 34 (51.52%); Blastoise - 21, Wartortle - 6, Mega Blastoise - 5
Day 16: Lickitung - 52 (86.67%); Lickilicky - 7
Day 17: Decidueye - 28 (58.33%); Rowlet - 16; Dartrix - 4
Day 18: Venomoth - 34 (70.83%); Venonat - 14
Day 19: Aggron - 17 (51.52%); Mega Aggron, Aron - 6; Lairon - 4
Day 20: Charizard - 24 (45.28%); Charmander - 13; Mega X - 8; Charmeleon - 7; Mega Y - 1
Day 21: Metagross - 32 (78.05); Beldum, Metang, Mega Metagross - 3
Day 22: Houndoom - 29 (70.73%); Houndour, Mega Houndoom - 6
Day 23: Kingdra - 25 (50.00%); Seadra - 17; Horsea - 8
Day 24: Lunala - 27 (56.25%); Solgaleo - 13; Cosmog - 8; Cosmoem - 0
Day 25: Bulbasaur - 33 (62.26%); Ivysaur - 14, Venusaur - 4, Mega Venusaur - 2

Pokalicious posted...

But maybe just for gym battles

yeah this was the original plan.

Pokalicious posted...

Also add some commentary next time, like how you were planning to do.

yep. i posted my thoughts and plans previously in a post. but all those extended moments where things weren't happening on screen i was internally thinking about what was going on and what i was going to do. i just couldn't get the words out when the recording started. and it's not like i can redo anything because it's one-take.

i'm still at the stage where you're not used to hearing your own voice and i just hate it blaaaaaargh

okay so i'm experimenting with the format a little here. i don't have a capture card and it seems like too much work to record everything poverty style. tell me what you like, what you don't like, etc.

i was honestly planning to give commentary but as soon as the recording started, i just froze and blanked lol >_>

#4

Were forced to go check the Trainers School for this punk gym leader. While were there, we run into Cheren, beat him up and steal his berries. He wont get a chance to betray us like Bianca did, thats for sure.

On the way out, Im stopped by the gym leader. Only he just uses the time to find out everything about Raka! This green-haired motherfucker scouted me! He has the intel! Wed be walking right into a trap if Raka went into that gym!

Its too dangerous, Raka. Im going to have to ask you to stay behind. Blue and Kira, its time to step up!

Walk into the gym and the guy by the door gives me a Fresh Water. Poisoned no doubt.

Its time for Kira and Blue to clear the minions! Take me to your leader!

The two underlings were disposed of easily. Now its time for the big boss.

Vs. Red Hair Monkey Boy

Kira | Lillipup | Knight | F
Unranked
Lv. 12, Serious, Pickup
Route 1
Tackle | Leer | Odor Sleuth | Bite

Blue | Patrat | Mercenary | M
Lieutenant, 2nd Division
Lv. 11, Quirky, Run Away
Route 2
Tackle, Leer, Bite, Detect

Battle:

ok i remembered the levels wrong.

Blue is level 11, Kira is level 12.

They both have same attack at 20 but Kira is slightly faster at 19 > 15. They both know Bite and Tackle. Kira has higher defense at 18 > 14.

Okay so let's say I start Kira. If I have to switch because her health goes low, there is less of a chance that Blue can take the hit and still be healthy enough to finish things because he has worse defense. So in that case, maybe starting Blue would be better. But in that same situation with Blue, if he has to switch out because of low health, it might be putting Kira's life in jeopardy because either taking the incoming hit or giving the opponent a chance to Work Up could mean the end. So in that case, maybe the better move is to just start Kira and hope we can sweep without switching.

At any point if they get two Work Ups and can attack, I think it would be over for me. I think both the Leader's Pokemon are faster than mine too.

so because of the scaling experience in BW, i've realized grinding is incredibly inefficient where i'm at so i probably won't do too much of that. i normally hate grinding anyway but it would have been nice to be safer for the FIRST GYM. I normally hate grinding anyway and would usually just fight the leader/E4 over and over through fainting to get the exp but obviously can't do that.

i'll probably box Raka for this fight and just hopefully just sweep with Kira.

it would be Lv. 10 and 11 so far against Lv. 12/14...

and it could get ugly because i know they have Work Up.

we...did it...

*dies*

4 NR Kuja + 4 Day 15 saves + 1 save for every round after

4 NR Kuja + 2 Day 15 saves

2 NR Kuja

NR for Kuja

never mind

ok if anyone wants to trade Delita or Wiegraf for Kuja i'm here

do you want someone?

anybody want to trade for Kuja?

hmm Bane is next on the list.

does Bane want to be a monkey? that can be arranged.

i'm not going to count gift Pokemon as extra. i'm hard-sticking to one pokemon per area, regardless of method.

i'm leaning towards not accepting the monkey and saving Dreamyard for later tbh right now.

ok i guess it's input time.

The gym is up next and the next route is blocked off. In the Dreamyard there is a guy trying to pass off a water monkey but he gives you the choice of accepting it.

My question is, should I be forced to accept it and have that count as my encounter for Dreamyard OR because it was offered, do you think it is acceptable to hold off getting a Dreamyard Pokemon until I have access to the grass for a proper encounter?

I don't really want a monkey so...

Tokoyami posted...

Also damn you did go with random order, rip me

nobody said anything on this subject!

Kuja
Yuna

it's pretty close between bulba and ivy for me

Vs. Bianca
Kira | Lillipup (Lv. 8)
Lillipup (Lv. 6)

Well her Lillipup goes down easily enough but there may be a problem now.

Kira (Lv. 8, 16/29 HP)
Oshawott (Lv. 7)

I dont know how strong this Oshawott is going to be but Im just going to keep using Bite and maybe hope for flinch hax.

K Bite
>~30% damage
O Tail Whip
K Bite
>O ~40% health
O Tail Whip
>Kira DEF -2

Uh-oh. With Kira at -2 DEF, there is a big chance that one Tackle form Oshawott will kill. If I switch to Raka, maybe he can take one attack and kill with Vine Whip but there is a chance that it can crit or do more damage than Im expecting. In a worse scenario, Vine Whip wont even kill and Raka goes down the second hit. Blue has not even had a battle yet so I dont know what he can do but I think that is our best option.

>Switch out Kira for Blue | Patrat (Lv. 6, 22/22 HP)
>Bianca uses Potion, Oshawott Full HP

Oh geez.

Blue Bite
O Water Gun
>B 15/22 HP
B Bite
O Tail Whip

Againdepending on how much Oshawotts Tackle can do after a Tail Whip, this could be it for Blue in his first battle

Blue Bite
>Oshawott flinched

Holy shit. Blue you did it. In a time of crisis with our lead soldier in weakened condition, you kept a cool head and made it work!

Blue Bite
>Oshawott defeated

That dirty rotten Bianca fled. I had no idea she would show her true colors this early. She must have been tailing us, waiting for us to get worn out before trying to wipe us out. A pathetic, disgraceful display. I want her brought to me for punishment!

Blue, that was an extremely commendable display. You may have saved us all. And in your first battle too! I confer upon you the rank of Lieutenant, 2nd Division.

Blue | Patrat | Mercenary | M
Lieutenant, 2nd Division
Lv. 6, Quirky
Route 2
Run Away
Tackle, Leer, Bite

Now onwards to Striaton City!

#3

We arrive in Accumula Town, a small town with nothing of note except a little girl who cheats at rock-paper-scissors. Juniper tells me to go seek out a Fennel in Striaton so Ill get to that when I get there.

After stepping out of the Pokemon Center, there is some sort of demonstration. A man named Ghetsis spews some garbage about Pokemon Liberation before walking off in a fancy formation with his uniformed cronies. Theres no doubt about it that they are planning some sort of takeover. What a coincidence that I run into an organization with the same goal. They will of course, have to be crushed eventually.

A crazy man who calls himself N and claims he can talk to Pokemon drags me into a fight in the middle of the city!

Vs. N

Raka | Snivy (Lv. 6, 23 HP)
Purrloin (Lv. 7) Scratch
R Tackle
P Scratch
>Raka 14 HP
R Tackle
P Scratch
>10 HP
R Tackle
P Scratch
>6 HP
R Tackle
>Purrloin red health, 1 hit away
P Scratch
>2 HP
R Tackle
>Purrloin defeated
>Raka level up Lv. 7
>Raka learns Vine Whip
>Raka level up Lv. 8

Raka you showed your fearlessness once again in the face of death, proving that you are a capable soldier. I expect great things from you. Meanwhile, Kira has found a Full Heal with Pickup. Not bad. Find something great and you got yourself a promotion.

Its time for Route 2 and along with some running shoes, we have a new recruit!

Blue | Patrat | Mercenary | M
Unranked
Lv. 6, Quirky
Route 2
Run Away
Tackle, Leer, Bite

Now lets dispose of these trainers on this route.
---

Some light training and three trainer battles later

Note:
Kira (Lv. 7, Green HP), Raka (Lv. 9, 11/29 HP), Blue (Lv. 6, Full HP)

Aside from Raka being in yellow health, we came out of that route looking pretty good. Straight ahead is the next city so here we-

STOP!

! Its Bianca! What the fuck out of nowhere. Why are we battling now?! Our main soldier Raka is second in line with 11 HP and may not be healthy enough to survive a switch-in plus battle with the Oshawott I know she has.

Yuna

gmun-chama posted...

trades Celes

Kuja

Celes

thanks for clearing that up Luster.

Kuja
Ashe

Eerieka posted...

What do you want me to execute, boss?

my orders and your enemies!

crazygamer999 posted...

A name of mine on a Nuzlocke? Yes plz

Give one the name Caped Baldy.

how is this some variation of your username?

LusterSoldier posted...

Gen V - Snivy
Gen VI - Froakie
Gen VII - Popplio

already started Black so no need for this

#2
Autumn
I have arrived in Unova. A woman in a lab coat greets me. Are you a boy? Or a girl? she asks. What a silly question!

Im going to introduce you to your two best friends! she says. Ah. I understand. To blend in and avoid suspicion while gathering an army in such an intensely xenophobic nation as Unova, we will need a disguise. How convenient for them to at least provide me with a plausible cover. Rumor has it theyve succeeded in the extermination of all non-natives to the region.

Cheren and Bianca, my two best friends since childhood. *wink wink*

I am introduced to our first soldier, sent by the elders.

Raka | Snivy | Lord | M
Lv. 5, Mild
Nuvema Town
Overgrow

Well Lord Raka, think because you grew up as nobility you have what it takes to be part of the most ambitious takeover of all time? You look quite pleased with yourself for no reason but lets see what you can do. A match! With our best friend, Bianca.

Vs. Bianca

Raka (L.5) Tackle
>Critical Hit
Oshawott (L. 5) Tail Whip
R Tackle
O Tackle
R Tackle
>Oshawott defeated

A critical hit the first attack? Allow me to be cautiously optimistic. Whats that? Cheren wants to fight too. Lets do it. A Fight. TO THE DEATH!

Vs. Cheren

Raka (L. 5, 20 HP) Tackle
Tepig (L. 5) Tackle
>Raka 15 HP
R Tackle
T Tackle
>10 HP
R Tackle
T Tackle
>Raka 5 HP

Well clearly you seem to have gotten in a little over your head Raka. Well need two hits to finish Tepig while he can take us out with just one. This might be the shortest attempted takeover in history. But we have no other options. Farewell, new friend.

Raka Tackle
>Tepig red health, 1 hit away
Tepig Tail Whip
>Raka 5 HP

Rakayou did it! You looked death straight in its face and did not back down. And you were rewarded!

Raka Tackle
>Tepig defeated

I have high hopes for you Raka. I confer upon you the rank of Lieutenant, 1st Division.

Raka | Snivy | Lord | M
Lieutenant, 1st Division
Lv. 6, Mild
Nuvema Town
Overgrow

The three of us pass by Mother and go to Professor Junipers lab. She briefs us on our current situation but Im not listening to that! I suppose each of us have our own tasks to perform. Eventually, I get the Dex, 5 Balls, the Town Map from Mother and were off!

We immediately hit Route 1 which means its time for a new soldier. Raka aids and its an easy recruit.

Kira | Lillipup | Knight | F
Lv. 3, Serious
Route 1
Pickup

Now that our forces have doubled, its time for me to remind you maggots and all those who will join from here on out. Your job is to execute your without question, to let me take credit for all your accomplishments and be the scapegoats for all my failures. And we shall prevail!

Glory to the cause! Glory to B8! Huzzah!

Rules:
- Fainting = death
- First Pokemon encountered in an area is the only one allowed to be caught*
- No duplicate Pokemon (if the first Pokemon encountered is a species already owned, encounter does not count)
- Level Cap (No Pokemon can be over the level of the next leader's highest Pokemon)
- Limited to same number of Pokemon as gym leader
- 1-for-1 item rule in Leader Battles
- Shiny Clause :>
- blackout does not mean game over as long as there are soldiers in reserve
- Depletion of entire forces will result in execution for incompetence

*once catching is available

Order:


Future signups will be added to the end of the list.

Nuzlocke Start!

Grand Leader and Tactician kateee

2018-07-17 #1

Our mission has been received from the elders of the Great B8 Empire: conquer the vast, powerful, and as of now unsuspecting kingdom of Unova. Failure, of course, shall be met with death whether it be by enemy forces or our own.

A task of this magnitude will require cunning, precision, ruthlessness and utter devotion to the cause. So naturally I, a tactician with minor success and many failures to my name and has been placed in charge of this endeavor. We will need to amass our army from the inhabitants of Unova because we have strangely not been provided any significant forces of our own by the Great B8 Empire. I suppose the elders only want to give me additional chances to prove my worth.

It was only a matter of time before we made the move to conquer this land I suppose. For although the only wrong Unova did the Great B8 Empire was to rule without its consent, that is reason enough.

bot who should i save

nahh

- Taking noms
- This will stop when I feel like itf

Day 1: Haunter - 35 (50.72%); Gengar - 30; Gastly - 4
Day 2: Jolteon - 24 (26.97%); Umbreon - 16; Espeon - 12; Glaceon - 11; Vaporeon - 9; Leafeon - 5; Eevee, Flareon, Sylveon - 4
Day 3: Raichu - 28 (38.89%); Pikachu - 27; Alolan Raichu - 13; Pichu - 4
Day 4: Dewott - 28 (50%); Oshawott - 14; Samurott - 14
Day 5: Dragonair - 33 (50%); Dragonite - 27, Dratini - 6
Day 6: Feraligatr - 34 (50%); Totodile - 32; Croconaw - 2
Day 7: Rockruff - 15 (34.88%); Lycanroc Midnight - 12; Midday, Dusk - 8
Day 8: Scyther - 41 (63.08%); Scizor - 22; Mega Scizor - 2
Day 9: Bellossom - 26 (48.15%); Vileplume - 14, Oddish - 10, Gloom - 4
Day 10: Garchomp - 32 (58.18%); Gabite - 12, Gible - 9, Mega Garchomp - 2
Day 11: Slowking - 20 (33.9%); Slowbro - 17; Slowpoke - 13; Mega Slowbro - 9
Day 12: Ampharos - 28 (54.9%); Mega Ampharos - 12, Mareep - 7; Flaaffy - 4
Day 13: Gyarados - 28 (62.22%); Magikarp - 15, Mega Gyarados - 2
Day 14: Froslass - 27 (56.25%); Glalie - 11; Snorunt - 6; Mega Glalie - 4
Day 15: Squirtle - 34 (51.52%); Blastoise - 21, Wartortle - 6, Mega Blastoise - 5
Day 16: Lickitung - 52 (86.67%); Lickilicky - 7
Day 17: Decidueye - 28 (58.33%); Rowlet - 16; Dartrix - 4
Day 18: Venomoth - 34 (70.83%); Venonat - 14
Day 19: Aggron - 17 (51.52%); Mega Aggron, Aron - 6; Lairon - 4
Day 20: Charizard - 24 (45.28%); Charmander - 13; Mega X - 8; Charmeleon - 7; Mega Y - 1
Day 21: Metagross - 32 (78.05); Beldum, Metang, Mega Metagross - 3
Day 22: Houndoom - 29 (70.73%); Houndour, Mega Houndoom - 6
Day 23: Kingdra - 25 (50.00%); Seadra - 17; Horsea - 8
Day 24: Lunala - 27 (56.25%); Solgaleo - 13; Cosmog - 8; Cosmoem - 0

oh yeah let's do starter preference polls

Snivy - Tepig - Oshawott
Chespin - Fennekin - Froakie
Rowlet - Litten - Popplio

also i might do randomizer to decide which pokemon you are instead of just going straight down by post order. maybe

if fate wills you to be an early route bug, then so be it.