Lurker > kateee

ok so outside of the few trainers that are in Relic Castle, there's not that many people to battle so i have to grind against wild pokemon.

i fucking hate grinding so it might take me a while to even get the motivation to do it. maybe i'll do it while watching EVO this weekend or something

Bane_Of_Despair posted...

it's your chance to be the hero!

yeah i just looked it up too and not really worth putting it on Musharna

Scolipede can learn it but i can't go above level 27.

oh i didn't know Calm Mind was a TM. yeah there's a good chance i evolve it now then.

stat boosts should help a lot.

if we don't do it this time we're really fucked.

well i went back to Relic Castle and got a Yamask. Raka, flubbin and mnk are all going to get wrecked because of the coverage Elesa has since Emolga also has Aerial Ace. Looking it up, Emolga has the same base Atk & Sp. Atk so my initial thought that it was special-oriented and that it wouldn't do that much is out the window. It also gets STAB so yeah forgetting about those three.

That means by default, I'm left with Venipede, Munna and Yamask.

I can evolve Venipede. and while I'd like to hold off on evolving Bane because of moves, I do have a Moon Stone available.

Looking into moves:

Bane | Munna
Psybeam | Hypnosis | Lucky Chant | Moonlight
Synchronize

Murphy | Venipede
Screech | Pursuit | Protect | Poison Tail
Poison Point

Star | Yamask
Haze | Night Shade | Hex | Will-o-Wisp
Mummy

I have a TM for Thunder Wave which Bane can learn. this can definitely be salvaged. lot of status options. Moonlight and Synchronise on Bane could be useful too. that fucking Static last time...

looked it up and Electric types didn't start being immune to paralysis until Gen VI so i
disregard this. since there's no contact anyway bleh

so i'm thinking start Bane, Hypnosis/Psybeam. Moonlight when necessary.

If things go bad, we have Star who can WoW and Murphy can either play clean up depending on paralysis status of Elesa's remaining or even just finish off if low health. maybe even Poison Point could come into effect and we can stall with Protect.

the issue i guess is if the wrong status comes into play...

mnkboy907 posted...

It's all either weak to Electric or Flying/Fire or Munna...

yeah this was the reasoning for even taking who i did

pooling some info. state of emergency!!

oh man what if i was blond

#15

We kick down the doors to the gym andits filled with roller coasters. This is the decadence and material obsession that plagues Unova. We have come to set you free! We are the cure! And Elesa the model is representative of all that is wrong.

Vs. Elesa (Model and dont you forget it)

Participants:

Kira | Herdier | Knight | F
Lieutenant, 1st Division
Lv. 26, Serious, Sand Rush
Route 1
Tackle | Work Up | Dig | Bite

Blue | Watchog | Mercenary | M
Lieutenant, 2nd Division
Lv. 26, Quirky, Illuminate
Route 2
Hypnosis | Cut | Crunch | Super Fang

Poka | Minccino | Myrmidon | F
Unranked, 3rd Division
Lv. 26, Relaxed, Cute Charm
Route 5
Tail Slap | Dig | Swift | Sing

Battle:

i can't take these construction noises

okay so since Santa is no more and the others seem to be weak to one attack or another that Elesa has, i'm going in there with the 3 Normals.

Taught Poka and Kira Dig but since Elesa's first two is EMOLGA, that's useless. they're just going to be backup. The hero this time will be Blue the Watchog with his new move, SUPER FANG. Also Hypnosis if it needs to be.

i've just been battling some trainers around the area and we're ready. i'll do the battle tomorrow morning.

#14

New member!

Murphy | Venipede | Cavalier | M
Unranked, 1st Division
Lv. 20, Hardy, Poison Point
Lostlorn Forest
Screech | Pursuit | Protect | Poison Tail

Training!

Elesa next!

so i was heading to Lostlorn Forest to pick up a new member but there's no way to get in without going through the grass in Route 16.

i actually didn't run into any encounters on the way but on the way back (with a new member from Lostlorn Forest) i ran into an encounter and just ran without thinking.

so yeah. someone missed out on the chance to be a Gothita. rip

i guess i should actually link to the imgur album for those huh

https://imgur.com/a/sBce5df

the good stuff (yaoi)

every time i'm linked to an office clip though i just end up binging office clips for however long

i knew what the link was going to be before i clicked it

i remember years ago i got so mad that i punched a hole in the wall. it was a "oh shit" moment but because i was so mad i just kept silently fuming.

https://twitter.com/hilty_n/status/1023390507127332864

i can't believe another wonfes is over and i didn't know

i wanted to dump some HOT ASS pics but every time i remember imgur and gamefaqs don't get along

and imgtc does not have drag and drop

i'm a scrawny motherfucker and i also like boobs

are you calling yourself fat

i can't get over how cool they look

the squad

Hustle increases the user's Attack stat by 50%

what.. this is insane

aaaaaaahhhh

mnkboy907 posted...

In the spreadsheet you should make a note of how each soldier died.

yeah i can do that

Eerieka posted...

That was terrifying

genuinely thought there was a chance of losing everyone. i switched out mnk against Scraggy because i wasn't sure if i could OHKO and mnk would probably die if it took another hit. switched in Bane for that fighting resist but then the Faint Attack caught me off guard. and Bane is again slow as shit so if i stayed in was going to die anyway.

i can't believe we lost Santa to a non-crit fire punch after an Intimidate. wtf

sheet

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1VLFZ0nuFjE67BEV-pz7IRS3Qll_IwRi_LdnfM-lvv4A

no second chances

yup

AHHHH why did my phone think it was vertical what happened?!

i was away from the computer and started recording pretty much for notes because i thought it would be an easy battle so there's very minimal commentary since i wasn't even planning to upload this.

#13

So Im going to check out the gym when this fool N FORCES ME INTO THE FERRIS WHEEL and casually tells me hes the king of Team Plasma while at the top. Like thats supposed to impress me. Creeper nerd.

Anyway we fight after.

oh

yeah i guess i could check out the forest. kind of iffy on Relic Castle since if there's only one thing to get that takes out some of the appeal. i might just save it for later.

fuck whoever it is that got the kate account

ohh i thought it was some new lewd term the youngsters were using these days

CelesMyUserName posted...

imping line too far

what does this mean

GTM posted...

butts over boobs yes

GTM posted...

penis is kinda gross imo

i've never seen worse posts back to back

when's katebot going to happen tho

we all love cock here i'm pretty sure

just kidding do not take anything i say here seriously

isa joke

haha

hehe

i'm in such a crazy mood right now

give me all the cocks

i love floppy cocks

i love penises

? where else?

i think i hit every place i have access to except Route 16 unless there's an encounter available in a city or something

btw Route 16 is on the other side of the city i'm in right now but it has the exact same encounters as Route 5 so i'm just going to save that route in the case of an emergency.

Oh look, another loesr to block our way.

Vs. Chump Cheren

Gets wrecked again.

After that, its NEW RECRUIT TIME IN THE DESERT RESORT.

flubbin | Maractus | Fighter | M
Unranked, 1st Division
Lv. 20, Bashful, Chlorophyll
Desert Resort
Pin Missile | Mega Drain | Synthesis | Cotton Spore

And hey, we found TM28 (Dig) so Santa has a stronger Ground move now before the next gym hahahaha.

We enter the next city, Nimbasa. Lieutenant Raka, you are put on leave for now. Lets see how our new recruit does. flubbin is in the party now!

As we step into the city, surveying the location. We get kidnapped! By Bianca! Will you never cease to get in my way?!

Bag over our head. When its pulled off, were ata musical theater? What are you up to?

It doesnt even matter since we bust out of there five seconds later, picking up a snazzy pair of glasses for mnk along the way.

We make our way outside and were stopped! AGAIN. Look I just want to pick up our new buddy Poka over in Route 5!

ItsitsBiancas dad! WHAT. WHAT A TWIST.

Biancas dad is a devout and loyal soldier of B8, making the trek across the lands to stop his good-for-nothing daughter once he heard that shes gone rogue.

Its the face-off between father and daughter! The suspsense!

Out of nowhere, an electric bolt zaps Biancas dad and he falls to the floor. His skin is charred, and I know from years of military experience that he does not have long

Who are you, he manages to get out at the mysterious figure who appeared before us.

My name is Elesa, she replies. Im this towns Gym Leader. I also happen to be a model.

My worst fear is confirmed. Our next battlewill be against a model. No doubt she mentioned that to strike fear into the heart of the B8 Army. Well, we will NOT be intimidated! We are the ones who INTIMIDATE!

Elesa and Bianca make their getaway.

I kneel down next to the dying man, no tears running down my face, and hear his last words.

kateee, pleasetake down my little girl, OK?

I swear I will, Biancas dad. I swear. Im going to track her down. And Im going to make her pay.

We bury him there. His name was Biancas dad.

Biancas dad
Loving father to an ungrateful coward and loyal soldier

Anyway now that we can finally enter Route 5, weve got a new recruit to pick up.

Poka | Minccino | Myrmidon | F
Unranked, 3rd Division
Lv. 21, Relaxed, Cute Charm
Route 5
DoubleSlap | Encore | Swift | Sing

Its go time!

#12

Just according to keikaku. Bugs are nothing. We set up bombs in the gym and walk out, not looking at the explosions behind us. The huge city of Castelia is under our control now, and occupation of such a bustling city will serve us greatly in terms of resources.

Stepping away from the debris and we get a call. Its a call from our mortal enemy, Bianca. She wants to fight at the outskirts of the city. A callout, something that doesnt fit her m.o. of COWARDICE. Something is up. And didnt we kill all her Pokemon last time.

Later

Ohhh no. The truth is revealed.

Vs. Necromancer Bianca

The reason she can still continue to fight is because she brought back all her Pokemon from the dead. We are dealing with zombie Pokemon. I repeat, zombie Pokemon!

mnk | Swoobat (Lv.23)
Vs. Herdier (18)
Air Cutter
>Crit, OHKO

Easy. TOO EASY. BRING THEM ON.

Vs. Dewott (Lv. 20)
>Switch out mnk for Raka.
Raka | Servine (Lv. 20, 59 HP)
Dewott uses Focus Energy

Yawn. Lets end this quickly Raka.

Raka uses Leaf Tornado
>Dewott avoids the attack



Dont just stand there! Do it again!

Dewott uses Razor Shell
>Raka 48 HP

Okay you know what. Since we can obviously take a few hits, lets teach them what we can really do. Lets POWER UP.

Raka uses Growth.
>Atk. Up. Sp. Atk Up.

Dewott uses Razor Shell
>Raka 37 HP, Def down.

whatever. Enough playing around. Lets end this.

Raka uses Leaf Tornado
>Dewott avoids the attack

This is becoming irritating Lt. Raka!

Dewott uses Water Sport.

Fortunately, our opponent is an idiot.

Raka uses Leaf Tornado
>OHKO

Vs. Munna (Lv. 18)

That will be all, Lieutenant.
>Switch out Raka for Santa.
Santa | Sandile (Lv 19, 48 HP)
Munna uses Psybeam
>Has no effect

HAHAHAHA. YOU FOOL.
Santa Assurance, Munna 1/4 health left
Munna uses Imprison
>Bianca uses Super Potion

Why delay the inevitable Bianca. Your mistake was challenging me in the first place. Now all your Pokemon will die because of your carelessness. Again.

Santa Assurance

>Bianca uses Super Potion

END IT SANTA.

Santa uses Assurance. Munna goes down.

Vs. Pansear (Lv. 18)
Santa uses Assurance.
Pansear uses Yawn.
Santa uses Sand Tomb
>Pansear defeated.

Battle Over. Bianca LOSE.

Commendable performance, Santa. PROMOTION.

Santa | Sandile | Knight | F
Seat 1, 1st Division
Lv. 20, Bashful, Intimidate
Route 4
Sand-Attack | Torment | Sand Tomb | Assurance

On the other handLieutenant Raka, that was a shameful performance. Im almost tempted to demote you but you have shown to be competent in the past so this will serve as your final warning.

#11

Vs. Burgh The Bug Johnson

Participants:

mnk | Swoobat | Bishop | F
Seat 1, 4th Division
Lv. 22, Quiet, Unaware
Wellspring Cave
Confusion | Heart Stamp | Gust | Air Cutter

Blue | Watchog | Mercenary | M
Lieutenant, 2nd Division
Lv. 20, Quirky, Illuminate
Route 2
Hypnosis | Cut | Crunch | Confuse Ray

Kira | Herdier | Knight | F
Seat 1, 1st Division
Lv. 21, Serious, Sand Rush
Route 1
Tackle | Work Up | Rock Smash | Bite

Battle:

uploading battle now

there was so much fucking noise outside yesterday and was too hot as well

i think i'm ready to watch 2018 stuff now. already some sequels i'm planning to watch but other than that, which one or two shows should i check out?

forever lewd

that's just what they don't expect

it's brilliant