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| Topic | Jack Black is starting his own YouTube gaming channel |
| karlpilkington4 12/26/18 2:18:00 PM #11 | SMAP- posted... karlpilkington4 posted...He's gonna be bigger than pewdiepie with 1 video a week? lol Jokes are usually funny. --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | Scenario: Your best friend comes to your home holding a barbwire baseball bat. |
| karlpilkington4 12/26/18 2:12:40 PM #3 | Does he call it Lucille? --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | Can we start working on cutting Florida off of the US? |
| karlpilkington4 12/26/18 2:10:57 PM #8 | Sure TC, go get some scissors and start cutting. Let us know how it goes. --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | Jack Black is starting his own YouTube gaming channel |
| karlpilkington4 12/26/18 2:09:28 PM #7 | He's gonna be bigger than pewdiepie with 1 video a week? lol --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | How are you reacting to the drop in the stock market? |
| karlpilkington4 12/26/18 9:52:27 AM #3 | 95% of the stock world is morons pretending they know anything about anything. --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | $20,000 but someone elsee has to whipe your ass for you for the next 5 years. |
| karlpilkington4 12/25/18 10:10:49 PM #8 | What if I just dont wipe anymore and just use the shower? --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | Your karma determines the number of chicken nuggets you must eat in 3 days. |
| karlpilkington4 12/25/18 8:54:47 PM #2 | I'd die attempting to eat that garbage, so no --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | Rate my Facebook Christmas post out of 10. |
| karlpilkington4 12/25/18 8:39:48 PM #14 | You should runs ads for it against people who are fans of Christianity, Santa Claus and Paganism. --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | Anyone else watch "Bird Box" today? (Netflix) |
| karlpilkington4 12/25/18 8:23:26 PM #28 | MrMallard posted... karlpilkington4 posted...Well, I was about to watch it, and then I saw this topic Imma watch the 1st half hour and see if it holds my attention. I mostly just want to know why --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | 50 million, but every kid that got their presents today instantly vanishes. |
| karlpilkington4 12/25/18 7:49:12 PM #14 | Vaati_Reborn posted... Deal. Fuck the kids and their presents In other news, a 12 year who got a kidney for christmas is now dead because the kidney vanished --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | Tinder date ended poorly all because I told her that psych is a useless degree |
| karlpilkington4 12/25/18 7:32:56 PM #37 | Imagine making a topic about a fake tinder date, and then arguing back and fourth about the age of a gamefaqs account and its relationship to the age of a person. --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | Tinder date ended poorly all because I told her that psych is a useless degree |
| karlpilkington4 12/25/18 7:28:48 PM #30 | Iwin2013 posted... Engineer_Gamer posted...karlpilkington4 posted...People buy gamefaqs accounts? Is this a real thing? I'm assuming that its a private sale between at least 1 crazy person. --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | Tinder date ended poorly all because I told her that psych is a useless degree |
| karlpilkington4 12/25/18 7:24:29 PM #23 | electricbugs2 posted... Engineer_Gamer posted...okay but you can't properly subtract 2005 from 2018 People buy gamefaqs accounts? Is this a real thing? --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | Tinder date ended poorly all because I told her that psych is a useless degree |
| karlpilkington4 12/25/18 7:21:27 PM #17 | I'm still on the fence on whether this date even happened. --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | Tinder date ended poorly all because I told her that psych is a useless degree |
| karlpilkington4 12/25/18 7:20:02 PM #13 | YookaLaylee posted... karlpilkington4 posted...Engineer_Gamer posted...electricbugs2 posted...User Since: Sep 2015 Ok I got it, lets all move on :D Thanks though, I love you all --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | Tinder date ended poorly all because I told her that psych is a useless degree |
| karlpilkington4 12/25/18 7:17:59 PM #9 | electricbugs2 posted... karlpilkington4 posted...I'll be honest, I dont know what this means Yea I realized that as i posted LOL --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | Tinder date ended poorly all because I told her that psych is a useless degree |
| karlpilkington4 12/25/18 7:16:41 PM #6 | Engineer_Gamer posted... electricbugs2 posted...User Since: Sep 2015 Wait, mine is too :P Actually no its not :( --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | Anyone else watch "Bird Box" today? (Netflix) |
| karlpilkington4 12/25/18 6:55:41 PM #25 | Well, I was about to watch it, and then I saw this topic *shrugs* --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | _Lyonidias is suspended |
| karlpilkington4 12/25/18 6:52:01 PM #186 | I'm so glad that I literally don't know what this topic is about AT ALL --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | I almost wish I had worse vision so I could wear glasses. |
| karlpilkington4 12/25/18 6:49:18 PM #4 | They literally sell 3 dollar non prescription glasses at drugstores. --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | I may've a rat in my home.It ate my cookies and left a big crap in my red socks. |
| karlpilkington4 12/25/18 6:48:07 PM #11 | Rats dont leave big craps, its like a pellet. Are you or anyone else in the house, known to have drunken blackouts? --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | $500,000 cash or the ability to speak 5 languages fluently at a native level. |
| karlpilkington4 12/24/18 10:56:45 AM #59 | Money, and then spend 20k each on 5 tutors to teach me 5 languages that I can choose. Boom, 400k profit, plus I can choose the specific languages. Oh, I wont be completely fluent immediately? Sucks,I'l go cry in my island villa with my amazonian girlfriends. --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | 20 million, but you're only allowed to eat these 10 items. |
| karlpilkington4 12/21/18 4:17:29 PM #4 | Can you take vitamins too, or will I be stuck with an inevitable vitamin/mineral deficiency? --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | How I've Made Thousands Gambling In A Few Weeks + Giveway(s) |
| karlpilkington4 12/21/18 3:57:51 PM #19 | Ok first person to get this right, wins. There is a 8 letter word can have one letter taken away from it and it will still make a word. Take another letter away and it still makes a word. Keep doing that until you have one letter left. What is the exact word? --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | How I've Made Thousands Gambling In A Few Weeks + Giveway(s) |
| karlpilkington4 12/21/18 3:28:14 PM #18 | I'm gonna give away a grubhub gift card first. I can send a virtual gift card through email. These might get more fun and complex, but the first one will just be a riddle. I'll post it within 30 minutes or so. First one to answer correctly gets it. --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | How I've Made Thousands Gambling In A Few Weeks + Giveway(s) |
| karlpilkington4 12/21/18 3:21:27 PM #17 | TheGoldenEel posted... karlpilkington4 posted...catboy0_0 posted...karlpilkington4 posted...Essentially you double your bet until you win. What advice? This isnt an advice topic, this is a, "I made money playing a stupid game and am now giving away video games and food" topic. I also didnt give in full detail my actual strategy, just a basic idea. I've also stated like 5 times in my original post that I could lose at any point. None of this is complicated. I don't advise anyone to do this unless you have extra cash laying around that you wont miss, and have a high tolerance for flashing lights, risk, and cigarette smoke. --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | How I've Made Thousands Gambling In A Few Weeks + Giveway(s) |
| karlpilkington4 12/21/18 2:28:39 PM #14 | catboy0_0 posted... karlpilkington4 posted...Essentially you double your bet until you win. They do, you just cant bet past a certain amount of money. I never go to that point, its too risky to bet 10k on one hand. --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | How I've Made Thousands Gambling In A Few Weeks + Giveway(s) |
| karlpilkington4 12/21/18 2:27:42 PM #13 | TheGoldenEel posted... karlpilkington4 posted... Yupp, which is why I dont play straight martingale. --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | How I've Made Thousands Gambling In A Few Weeks + Giveway(s) |
| karlpilkington4 12/21/18 2:21:37 PM #9 | I'll probably make the first giveaway a free lunch/dinner. Something easy that I can just order online. Give me some ideas guys. --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | How I've Made Thousands Gambling In A Few Weeks + Giveway(s) |
| karlpilkington4 12/21/18 2:19:22 PM #7 | TheGoldenEel posted... The house always has the edge though You're right, but the house edge is overrated honestly. Some games have an awful edge. I never understand why people play slot machines. But the issue is with people and how the casino is taking advantage of basic cognitive biases in the brain when you gamble.. Add in the lack of clocks, bright lights, strategically placed cashiers, 15 million ATMs, free alcohol, etc. The fact that you use chips to play and not money, is a big one too. It easy to not value cheap pieces of plastic. --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | How I've Made Thousands Gambling In A Few Weeks + Giveway(s) |
| karlpilkington4 12/21/18 2:07:13 PM #1 | Long post ahead - skip to the near end if you want to know more about the giveaways. Over the past week alone I've made some decent cash playing a simple card game that requires no skill at all. I want to use this topic to document my progress, which can literally end at any point. It might be today, tomorrow, next week, or 2 months from now (I'll most likely stop before then though). Going to a casino and gambling is seen mostly as another place for entertainment. Play some blackjack, see a show, get free drinks with friends. I don't do any of that. I go for one simple reason. To make money. Now there is a fine line between full blown gambling addiction that plaques millions of people, and a professional. I do not see myself as either. I play a game called Baccarat. Imagine blackjack, but instead of 21, the magic number is 9. Now, you are simply guessing who you think is going to get closest to 9 and win, either the Player or Banker. You don't have any control. Its essentially the closest game to 50-50 odds that you can get in a casino game. There are many strategies to any table game, but besides mainly Poker, most of them are based on luck. With blackjack you can count cards, and have an edge too, however my math abilities are not that great. Not to mention casinos hate card counters which adds another element to this. The strategy I use is a combination of hit and run (I win a small amount and get the hell out of there) and variation of martingale. Essentially you double your bet until you win. I don't play straight martingale though. The odds of losing more than 5-6 times in row are low, but not 0. Every time I play, I know can lose, its part of the game. Most people win at casino games, (not slots LOL) the problem is, they don't have any sort of money management system in place, and they also just keep playing, thinking that they will just make unlimited amounts of money in 1 night. The house has the edge, but it also has a lot to do with physiological reward biases in human beings that makes it hard to leave and to chase loses. Its taken me a long time to learn this. So essentially, I use a big enough bankroll to leverage winning a few hundred dollars a day. I put some aside to hedge against a potential loss that happens, and I have a stopping point. That stopping point is both when to stop in the casino when I've made enough that day, but also if I lose, when to stop completely. There is a certain level of discipline that you must have, or the casino will kick your ass. Degenerate gamblers scare the **** out of me. I first learned this strategy a few years back and had some very small success, but it was more of a headache than anything. It took awhile to refine my strategy and more importantly, my mindset, to a point where I can do this and stay ahead of losses. So, because i'm making some decent cash that takes me like 25 minutes a day, I thought I would share that wealth with you guys. Again, I'm fully aware that this winning streak can end at any point. I'm playing with house money now, so its all just fun.. I was thinking of doing some video game giveaways, electronics, food, etc. I'm up for any ideas you have. I'll ask a question at a certain point in the day, and the first person(s) to answer correctly will win. If you have any questions about casinos let me know. I'll also post funny stories that I see. Baccarat is a very popular Asian game, so I mostly play with people that scream at the dealer in a foreign language and just act erratic sometimes. Its quite amusing. --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | I'm thinking about getting lipo |
| karlpilkington4 12/19/18 7:42:20 PM #16 | 1) Intermittent fasting + Ketogenic diet or 2) Intermittent Fasting + Carb reduction + higher protein 3) Intermittent Fasting + Carb Cycling If you try all 3, one of them has a VERY high chance of working. Its really up to you. But maybe you like having vacuums suck up your insides >_> --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | Real talk: Sugar is a fucking problem |
| karlpilkington4 12/17/18 6:50:32 PM #18 | If this topic gets deleted, we know the mods are being paid off! --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | Amazon workers in Germany go on strike a week before Christmas |
| karlpilkington4 12/17/18 1:23:24 PM #2 | Didnt Amazon just give everyone $15/hr? Or was just in the U.S? --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | This 25 y/o New Yorker makes $4000 a MONTH just BEGGING people ONLINE!! |
| karlpilkington4 12/17/18 6:45:28 AM #27 | Fossil posted... ArchiePeck posted...Returning_CEmen posted...Fossil posted...Live streamers are like NEETs with charisma. He obviously contributes something or no one would be paying attention, let alone giving him money. God forbid someone doesn't sit behind a register and scan peoples groceries all day long for $12/hour. --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | Am I blind or does Amazon not allow you to search toys by gender anymore? |
| karlpilkington4 12/15/18 9:05:52 PM #11 | Listing all genders by 2019 would make their site take 2 hours to load >_> --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | A) peanut butter & chocolate | B) peanut butter & jelly |
| karlpilkington4 12/05/18 8:41:36 PM #13 | C) Chocolate and Jelly --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | 1 billion dollars or your own personal genie? |
| karlpilkington4 12/03/18 9:13:35 PM #37 | Its obviously the Genie. Once you get bored, just wish for a billion dollars and its the same thing, plus a bunch of cool experiences. --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | Girl sent me a text yesterday to call her when I got her text |
| karlpilkington4 11/30/18 11:44:00 AM #2 | Call her and find out, it will literally solve the confusion --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | $10,000 but you have a butt nipple. |
| karlpilkington4 11/28/18 10:30:17 AM #10 | Can we just get them removed after? --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | Afraid that I got an STD while in Mexico *Updated* |
| karlpilkington4 11/27/18 2:28:12 PM #14 | Behaviorism posted... nexigrams posted...SwordMaster13X posted...What story and what made you go raw on a local girl? I'm sure the red bumps feel great too. --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | Honestly, fuck chocolate chip cookies |
| karlpilkington4 11/27/18 2:09:22 PM #15 | Ryetoast posted... You haven't tried my sisters cookies straight out of the oven ;). Actually I have >_> --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | Honestly I don't understand how drunk people can't consent. |
| karlpilkington4 11/27/18 12:02:57 AM #58 | Tyranthraxus posted... For anyone here still legitimately arguing this shit... Literally not the same thing at all. --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | I have something dark and shameful to admit... |
| karlpilkington4 11/25/18 6:51:49 PM #7 | bunch of milk chuggers ITT --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | If a girl messages you the day after you schedule a day |
| karlpilkington4 11/24/18 7:20:10 AM #43 | Gives generic responses on a dating app with dozens of other guys messaging her daily., and wonders why he got ghosted lol. --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | People were upset that the new Tomb Raider went on sale one month after release |
| karlpilkington4 11/23/18 8:37:31 PM #8 | At this rate you'll get a second copy for free --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | Man mauled by big black bear claims he doesn't blame the bear for what it did. |
| karlpilkington4 11/15/18 1:31:56 PM #9 | The state doesn't plan to take action against the bear. lol --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | You're voting for Switch over PS4 on PotD aren't you? |
| karlpilkington4 11/15/18 8:35:28 AM #2 | Does the Switch play Atari 2600 games? I think not TC. --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
| Topic | Chic Fil A girl said 'enjoy your meal'. I said 'you too' |
| karlpilkington4 11/15/18 8:27:16 AM #9 | She'll have a meal at some point in time #optimism --- Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!" |
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