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weekoldhotdog
12/25/18 9:46:19 PM
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Would you take the cash? - Results (13 votes)
What's the downside?
84.62% (11 votes)
11
What's the upside?
15.38% (2 votes)
2
For science!
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OwlRammer
12/25/18 9:46:46 PM
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SSJCAT
12/25/18 9:47:25 PM
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OwlRammer posted...
what's the downside?

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/25/18 9:48:18 PM
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Had a nurse wipe my ass for like a month while I was in the hospital. Luckily she wasn't hot otherwise my chances to bone her would have been out the window.
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/25/18 9:50:30 PM
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SSJCAT posted...
OwlRammer posted...
what's the downside?

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weekoldhotdog
12/25/18 9:55:59 PM
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Let's be clear, this person cleans the shit from between your asscheeks. I'm talking up close a personal.
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Illuminoius
12/25/18 10:09:51 PM
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whipe
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karlpilkington4
12/25/18 10:10:49 PM
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What if I just dont wipe anymore and just use the shower?
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Sad_Face
12/25/18 10:11:03 PM
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You'll end up spending more than 20K getting your booty cleaned.
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Kineth
12/25/18 10:14:41 PM
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Sad_Face posted...
You'll end up spending more than 20K getting your booty cleaned.

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ChainedRedone
12/25/18 10:15:55 PM
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OwlRammer posted...
what's the downside?


Nobody is probably willing to do it for free
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weekoldhotdog
12/25/18 11:21:17 PM
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Illuminoius posted...
whipe

Wipe
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FL81
12/25/18 11:35:18 PM
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weekoldhotdog
12/25/18 11:36:53 PM
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FL81 posted...
Do I get to choose who exactly wipes my ass?


No, you are assigned a ass-wipper
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bluezero
12/25/18 11:37:23 PM
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FL81 posted...
Do I get to choose who exactly wipes my ass?

Topless Katy Perry
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catboy0_0
12/25/18 11:37:34 PM
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OwlRammer posted...
what's the downside?

your ass
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Sad_Face
12/25/18 11:40:07 PM
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weekoldhotdog posted...
FL81 posted...
Do I get to choose who exactly wipes my ass?


No, you are assigned a ass-wipper

Wait, this changes everything, you get someone to wipe your booty? And you don't have to pay for them?
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pegusus123456
12/25/18 11:42:59 PM
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I feel like this is the companion piece to another hypothetical which is something like, "A million dollars but you have to wipe a random CEman's ass clean for the next five years."
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industrializeit
12/25/18 11:43:28 PM
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Yeah I'll take the 20k. That also means I can be on my phone with both hands the entire time
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industrializeit
12/26/18 1:49:17 AM
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mariolover2 posted...
22 people just signed up for some gross 5 year poo porn.

I'm not seeing it. If the nurse gets off on it I don't care lol
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weekoldhotdog
12/26/18 5:28:57 PM
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bump
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/26/18 9:31:56 PM
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industrializeit posted...
mariolover2 posted...
22 people just signed up for some gross 5 year poo porn.

I'm not seeing it. If the nurse gets off on it I don't care lol

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