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TopicHere is how badass I am
joe40001
12/16/19 2:32:37 PM
#1
Sometimes, rather than swishing, I just stand there with the listerine in my mouth, and I don't swish at all. I just let it burn.

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TopicI just spent 3.5 hours (10+ total hours) finishing an email to a math youtuber!
joe40001
12/16/19 2:28:51 PM
#19
Snickers_Pls posted...
What if he just delete it?

Why did he respond to the first email but not the one with the proof? I hope he didn't accidentally think it was spam or something.

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"joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori
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TopicWho would win in a fight between Lex Luthor and Kingpin?
joe40001
12/16/19 2:12:33 PM
#11
Kingpin, Lex always seemed like a guy who insists he's smart but really just a poser

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TopicI just spent 3.5 hours (10+ total hours) finishing an email to a math youtuber!
joe40001
12/16/19 2:10:25 PM
#16
EIiza posted...
thank you so much for keeping us updated on this

I'm not sure how long before a topic purges and I really want to post in this topic when he does get back to me.

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TopicPeople really are saying Christmas again
joe40001
12/16/19 2:08:56 PM
#73
Purely posted...
There are still a few generic "holiday" holdouts, but it seems to be that Christmas is back to being the majority of what I'm hearing now. Feels good, man.

Agreed

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"joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori
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TopicI just spent 3.5 hours (10+ total hours) finishing an email to a math youtuber!
joe40001
12/16/19 2:08:40 PM
#14
So before I sent the email I asked if I did find a solution would he give me a shoutout, and he said yes. Now it's been like a week and there is no response.

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"joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori
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TopicDo you watch porn regularly?
joe40001
12/16/19 8:50:32 AM
#6
JustMyOpinion posted...
Like once a month.

Why so low?

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"joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori
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TopicHow old are you?
joe40001
12/16/19 8:36:54 AM
#39
ssj3vegeta_ posted...
Same

Right? Like literally if I'm exactly the same person but 23 years old 95% of my problems go away.

It's just this constant crushing weight of regret and missing my chance for joy that hurts me so much, but if I'm 23 that's all gone. I have time to enjoy life.

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TopicIn general do you think porn is bad for society?
joe40001
12/16/19 8:01:40 AM
#15
We live in a society

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TopicHow old are you?
joe40001
12/16/19 8:01:10 AM
#36
I voted my actual age but I identify as 23 years old.

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TopicJudiciary Committee impeachment report released. Multiple federal crimes
joe40001
12/16/19 7:59:34 AM
#18
Is it possible to respond to impeachment news without cynicism?

I haven't ever been able to do it myself.

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TopicLizzo is showing out lately
joe40001
12/16/19 5:32:03 AM
#25
TheoryzC posted...
Joe be like

https://youtu.be/2opkEPa_RVE

That's fair.

Until like 1-2 weeks ago I had never heard of her in my life, and this is like the 3-4th topic about her in that time. If I did my due diligence I'd probably find out TC has been the same every time. It's like that guy who is trying to convert us to feasting on butts, or the person who loves Brie larson. Lizzo is probably just TC's new gimmick or something.

That makes more sense to me than a nobody becoming instantly crazy famous and talking about by all.

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TopicLizzo is showing out lately
joe40001
12/16/19 5:25:42 AM
#21
Kitt posted...
I don't know what else I was expecting...

Please elaborate what you mean by this comment.

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TopicLizzo is showing out lately
joe40001
12/16/19 5:22:36 AM
#19
Kitt posted...
Why do you feel like you have to care?

Because normal people wouldn't make a topic saying "my neighbor down the street just did something" unless there was an implicit assumption that who they were or what they were doing is something anybody else in the world might care about.

I don't understand how mind viruses like this work. "Everybody is talking about a person named Lizzo now"
Me: "But why?"
Lots of people: "Shut up, we are"
Other people: "What do you have against Lizzo? Do you hate her because she's fat black woman?"

It's just like what happened with Greta
"Everybody is talking about a person named Greta now"
Me: "But Why?"
Lots of people: "Shut up, we are"
Other people: "What do you have against Greta? Do you hate her because she's a Swedish teen girl?

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TopicWho has a better ass: Nicole Kidman or Charlize Theron?
joe40001
12/16/19 5:14:55 AM
#8
jumi posted...
Would you rather feast on one even though the other is nicer?

I refuse to answer the question because "feasting" is gross. Yet I can still say which has a nicer ass.

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TopicLizzo is showing out lately
joe40001
12/16/19 4:23:25 AM
#8
Who is this and why am I supposed to care?

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TopicWho has a better ass: Nicole Kidman or Charlize Theron?
joe40001
12/16/19 4:20:23 AM
#5
TC, you need to stop making the TT a different question than the poll.

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TopicAmazon Prime "Best Quality" JFC
joe40001
12/16/19 3:29:12 AM
#8
EzeDoesIt posted...
Ive heard good things about that one.
I haven't finished it, but it's got a very intriguing premise that's for sure.

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"joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori
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Topic"18 women liked you on tinder...
joe40001
12/16/19 3:20:11 AM
#11
treewojima posted...
it doesn't work anymore

you either subscribe and sift through the bots, or you constantly have your results withheld and hope you get a real person that you both swiped right on

Tinder is dead

But like if you swipe right on each other, you are still connected, right?

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TopicWhy are they rebooting the Grudge?
joe40001
12/16/19 3:19:24 AM
#3
But wasn't there a scene in a shower some people vaguely remember?

THAT COUNTS AS BRAND RECOGNITION! THERE'S MONEY TO BE MADE!

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"joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori
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TopicMuscular women
joe40001
12/16/19 3:15:20 AM
#10
This is about as "muscular" as I can go where I still find them hot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfPpzIHBlBw

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Topic"18 women liked you on tinder...
joe40001
12/16/19 3:13:25 AM
#9
How does tinder ever work if you can't see who liked you?

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"joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori
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TopicAmazon Prime "Best Quality" JFC
joe40001
12/16/19 3:12:18 AM
#4
EzeDoesIt posted...
haha

what show/movie is that?
The man in the high castle

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"joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori
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TopicAmazon Prime "Best Quality" JFC
joe40001
12/16/19 3:11:09 AM
#3
Here's the same image in case you want to zoom in and enjoy the full 1080p experience:
https://i.imgur.com/Qq79cBK.png

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TopicAmazon Prime "Best Quality" JFC
joe40001
12/16/19 3:09:50 AM
#1



Amazing "1080p"

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TopicDo gay incels exist?
joe40001
12/16/19 1:45:02 AM
#5
There can be at most 1 at any given time

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"joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori
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TopicVR Wind Waker works really really well >_>
joe40001
12/16/19 1:44:39 AM
#15
VR is wild, but most games where the camera moves is disorienting, is that the case for you? Like do you feel motion sickness?

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"joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori
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TopicI just spent 3.5 hours (10+ total hours) finishing an email to a math youtuber!
joe40001
12/15/19 5:29:36 AM
#13
I am starting to think that he won't get back to me. :/

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"joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori
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TopicSomebody I know recommended me this video ''Transtrenders'' | ContraPoints
joe40001
12/14/19 2:36:45 PM
#9
Considering the content I'm surprised at how many people love it.

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"joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori
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TopicSomebody I know recommended me this video ''Transtrenders'' | ContraPoints
joe40001
12/14/19 12:22:36 AM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdvM_pRfuFM
I don't think it's my cup of tea

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TopicI just spent 3.5 hours (10+ total hours) finishing an email to a math youtuber!
joe40001
12/13/19 11:32:49 PM
#12
Still no response :/

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TopicIn ''Winter Wonderland'' I always think of the Batman villain when they say...
joe40001
12/13/19 10:26:24 PM
#4
16-BITTER posted...
In "Rocking Around the Christmas Tree", once you hear her say, "maybe we'll have some fucking pie", you can't unhear it
If we extend the conversation to all mondegreens, the one that stick out for me are:
"Hold me closer, Tony Danza"
"They paved paradise and put up a fucking lie"
And my favorite, from "Johnny Cash - Hurt":
https://i.imgur.com/CI5NDt8.png

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TopicWhat is the show or movie where a gruff guy calls a female character 'Red'?
joe40001
12/13/19 10:04:01 PM
#1
Maybe because of her hair?

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"joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori
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TopicIn ''Winter Wonderland'' I always think of the Batman villain when they say...
joe40001
12/13/19 9:33:51 PM
#1
"Twoface Unafraid"

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TopicWith the whole Internet available, I only go to like 7 or so places
joe40001
12/13/19 5:42:01 AM
#3
For Me:
YouTube
Gamefaqs
Discord
Reddit
Imgur
Porn
Google for answers

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TopicBill Cosby vows no remorse, expects to serve 10-year maximum
joe40001
12/13/19 5:36:58 AM
#31
I remember watching a Bill Cosby special a couple years before this broke and thinking "God, that guy really sounds like he hates being married"

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TopicGreta Thunberg is Time's Person of the Year
joe40001
12/13/19 5:35:33 AM
#163
Maybe I'm a bit too quick to get antagonistic, but personally when I hear people talk about how hard it all is, it sounds to me like they are giving excuses why we shouldn't try.

And considering the stakes we really need to try everything we can. Going to the moon was hard, and we did it and we didn't even need to.

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TopicLet's settle this: who is better overall. Katy Perry or Taylor Swift?
joe40001
12/13/19 2:57:49 AM
#18
Any time the OP clearly picks pictures to bias the results one way I vote the other way because I don't like people trying to manipulate me.

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"joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori
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TopicGreta Thunberg is Time's Person of the Year
joe40001
12/13/19 2:55:49 AM
#159
scar the 1 posted...
Sure, but in the end what we really need is systemic change. We need to move away from mass consumerism etc, so that we actually use less energy. If we keep scaling up like we're doing now, we'll just be putting nails in our coffin, nuclear or no nuclear.
Any change that's going to matter is going to happen at the government/company level. Susan feeling shitty about using her Keurig isn't going to make a difference, taxing carbon until the world becomes carbon neutral will.

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TopicGreta Thunberg is Time's Person of the Year
joe40001
12/13/19 1:33:58 AM
#154
scar the 1 posted...
It kind of needs to, yeah. It's more abundant, but it's far from limitless.

About a quick fix solution, it wouldn't be a quick fix. Replacing all our power plants with nuclear plants is not a trivial task, it's an absolutely massive project.

Of course, there are no easy answers at all, since production of solar panels and windmills is also problematic. But nuclear is far from the silver bullet that NB people believe it to be.

Yeah but Earth's DEATH is on the table so maybe we shouldn't be such choosy beggars.

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TopicRunner who slapped reporter's butt on live TV identified as youth minister
joe40001
12/12/19 9:37:09 PM
#14
Shablagoo posted...
Yeah I mean anyone actually suggesting the death penalty for this is out of their minds, lol. It should be treated as sexual harrassment or possibly assault. No reason to paint this guy as the devil but there should obviously be consequences.
If he's allowed to live as a free man ever after this it's sending the signal that what he did is ok.

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TopicWhat is the best quote from a Key and Peele sketch?
joe40001
12/12/19 9:33:08 PM
#58
SerperiorThanU posted...
I actually did not know about the When Harry Met Sally reference and just thought it was an absurd sentence so thanks for explaining that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNEX0fbGePg#t=25s
For those who didn't know about the sceene

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TopicWhy was the crack epidemic in the 80's ignored but opioids now are a crisis?
joe40001
12/12/19 2:09:31 PM
#26
Obligatory Chappelle standup about this exact thing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMJWeluZ3tI

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TopicWhat is the best quote from a Key and Peele sketch?
joe40001
12/12/19 2:08:23 PM
#53
Funkydog posted...
That he is amazed by plain ass food?
More specfically:
joe40001 posted...
If you aren't american, I don't know if it's as common elsewhere: But most moderate to low end hotels here have a free breakfast which they call a "free continental breakfast". Continental implying "mainland European". Hotels use it to imply it's somewhat classy and european exotic breakfast despite them being clearly cheap and lazy.

The joke of this sketch is that what appears to be classy gentleman is fully convinced by this marketing strategy and enjoys the joys of the european countries as he moves through his "luxurious" continental breakfast. You can tell he believes this to be a luxurious european contintental breakfast by him constantly referencing various countries and opening with the phrase "All the europine countries lay before me, where should I fly to first?"

As the skit progresses we see not only that his enamored nature of the "exotic european foods" is totally unwarranted, but also that this man is somewhat of a dullard as eats a banana with the skin on, and says things like "ah the Danish... Clearly from Brussels" When clearly Danishes originated in Denmark.

It's a simple premise, but the sincerity of enthusiastic stupidity over something so unremarkable as a continental breakfast is what makes it hilarious. That plus Jordan Peele is an amazing actor and sells the hell out of it.

My favorite line "I'll have what I'm having" is of course a reference to the movie "When Harry Met Sally" where a man and a woman are friends and when the man effectively says "no woman has ever faked an orgasm with me, I would have been able to tell the difference" the woman proceeds to in an restaurant fake an orgasm in front of him. A nearby woman tells her waitress "I'll have what she's having" implying that any food so good to bring a woman to climax must be pretty damn good.

Here Peele repurposes the line to communicate he is absolutely in love if not ecstasy enjoying these pedestrian foods, it is made more hilarious because by altering the line he has now said something absurd, because he is of course by definition "having what he's having".

It's such a great sketch. Simple premise, explored to perfection.

The button on the end of the skit is fine too, I could take it or leave it, but you gotta end the sketch somehow, and this is as decent as a way as any.


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TopicI just spent 3.5 hours (10+ total hours) finishing an email to a math youtuber!
joe40001
12/12/19 1:14:37 PM
#11
I'm still hopeful though

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TopicWhat is the best quote from a Key and Peele sketch?
joe40001
12/12/19 1:14:00 PM
#50
Dingydang166 posted...
I am glad I am not the only one who was never that into their continental breakfast sketch even though most people seem to love it.
You get the joke though, right?

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TopicRunner who slapped reporter's butt on live TV identified as youth minister
joe40001
12/12/19 2:22:56 AM
#10
DrizztLink posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/78243456

Already a topic

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