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My wife hates the feel of tampons and pretty much the only time she would wear them is if she needs to go swimming while on her period.

The same way I do every year, by completely ignoring it.

AltyMcAltface posted...

if it breaks before it bends, it's inedible

ftfy

TheLiarParadox posted...

It's sriracha ketchup.

At first glance I thought the food looked at least edible, if not actually Italian. However, putting ketchup on spaghetti is a true abomination and there is no excuse of any kind to do that.

1985 is firmly in the middle of the Millennial generation.

My kids ended up bringing it home from school earlier this month. Luckily only 2 of the kids got sick (mild cold like symptoms for a day), whereas my wife, youngest son and I were all completely fine.

The worst part about it was the kids having to stay home from school for 2 weeks, and the school updating their policy do drop it to 5 days the day before the kids could go back under the original policy

apocalyptic_4 posted...

Fruit on pizza was a mistake

Fruit like tomatoes?

Banjo Kazooie 64

They really need to do a better job at getting the word out there when new episodes drop on Netflix. I've actually been looking forward to the new season, but had no idea when it was coming out and might have missed it entirely if it wasn't for this post.

My wife basically never wears make-up unless it is for some kind of costume.

I tend to get migraines if I'm in bright lights for too long without sunglasses, so pretty much whenever I can, even if it is cloudy out.

I wish, but doubling the size of my bony butt wouldn't do much.

Is it still a breeding kink if I imagine getting impregnated rather than impregnating someone?

ElatedVenusaur posted...

Well, first you've gotta be trans. Unfortunately, that means being horribly miserable. Then you have to admit you're trans,

Well, I'm about there now and working in the "find a therapist" step. Now to see if I can do it without losing my wife and kids!

How can I be a happy trans girl like you?

Femputer posted...

:/

I hope you find the time to continue reflecting on yourself

I've definitely been doing a lot of that recently. It helps that I told my wife and she is generally supportive.
Though as someone who would be worried about wearing a Hawaiian shirt because it might make me stand out too much I find it hard to imagine ever publicly coming out, even though I would really like to.

Stewman_Magoo posted...

God I wish I could have several days to myself. Every time I'm home I either have the kids to watch or something to do in the house.

Same here. Though the last time I had nearly 24 hours to myself I realized I might be trans, so my wife could be reluctant to let that happen again any time soon.

I finished Guardians of the Galaxy yesterday.

I went on Tuesday for a routine check-up/cleaning.
As per usual I didn't have any cavities and the dentist recommended only getting X-rays every 2 years because it isn't worthwhile to do every year with how well I take care of my teeth.

YookaLaylee posted...

Duke Nukem Forever

This fits the whole arc of his presidency pretty well.

• It was talked about for so long that everyone thought it was a joke when it was actually announced.
• People thought it would be a dumpster fire before it was released.
• It somehow managed to defy expectations and be even worse than everyone assumed it would be.

I would hope that the democrats would have a better candidate to put up, but I'm not going to vote against my own self-interest just because Biden isn't the greatest choice ever.

That exchange is basically the exact thoughts going through my head that make me too scared to do anything about realizing that I'm probably trans.

A couple vibrators and a vibrating plug.

As someone who has been questioning their gender identity, the results of this poll sure make it seem like it would make life easier to just repress my feelings and do nothing.

Neither. I gave up on hamburgers when I was still at the "kids meal" age.

lol, that assumes that I could do 30 pushups, when doing one would probably be a struggle for me.

If he went away forever the world would be a better place.

The good thing about Lovecraft is that since he is dead you can read his works without it directly benefiting a racist.

I haven't yet. Though my son just got Covid earlier this week, so I'll take a test before I physically go back into work.

Medussa posted...

as someone who tried this and is hopelessly miserable. please, find a good therapist tomorrow. learn from my pain. i am literally begging you.

I've been trying. Every single one that I have contacted has either not been taking clients at all, or had a several month wait list.

This kind of reaction is the reason that my reaction to realizing I am probably been trans has been to try and just ignore it and hope things turn out alright in the end.

On my microwave:
Add 30 seconds
Add 30 seconds
Add 30 seconds

At work:
1 - 3 - 0 - Start

My grandfather.
So I'll have to see how my dad takes it if I ever admit I'm trans and change my name.

monkmith posted...

now wait i thought goblins were racist to black people that's what social media was screeching not long ago because of lord of the rings right?

Goblins are racist against different groups in different fantasy settings.

15

14 if you count having a slipped growth plate in my hip that required a couple of surgeries and being on crutches for a few months under "breaking a bone." Though technically no bones broke.

gunplagirl posted...

But then you can't get boobies for your wife to grab onto and that's probably the single biggest tragedy you'll have to live through for the rest of your life.

It's probably better to live through that tragedy than the tragedy of losing my wife and kids.

gunplagirl posted...

:'( nearly everyone gets in trouble with their partner when they start showing signs

I guess it's probably best to not risk anything and just maintain the status quo :(

gunplagirl posted...

Surprise her and if things downstairs stop working, get a sheath

Seems like the kind of surprise that could get me in trouble...

gunplagirl posted...

Here's my sex tip for men: take some hrt and grow boobs to let her play with while you're topping her.

Good idea. But how do I convince my wife to let me do that?

No, it isn't chocolate.

No, that would be idiotic.

My wife's aunt and uncle went to a family gathering where someone showed up knowing they had COVID, and a least 3 people from that ended up in the hospital, one almost dying.

My mother in law's co-worker also went out for drinks with someone who "just had a small cough". Her co-worker ended up in the hospital and the person she went out for drinks with ended up dead.

The only ones on that list that I have had are McDonalds (when I was way younger) and Panera (when I needed breakfast on the way to the airport).

lilORANG posted...

I always find the dog and pet it for a few hours without talking to anyone and then sneak out with a crowd so I don't have to say goodbye to the host.

Finding any pets around the house is usually my favorite part of parties.

Exactly. As long as you follow the order of operations correctly there are no issues with that equation.

Or code for "my grandma got it off the back of a box of cereal 50 years ago"

I was pretty sore for a day or 2, but it didn't last for too long. I never never anything stronger than ibuprofen for the pain, and even that was for less than a day

I understand why it could be considered a good idea if you're receiving oral from random strangers, but personally I've never done it with anyone I wasn't sure was clean.