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Sanders' comments:

The whole system's rigged, and we all know the riggers: for the past few years, this country's been run by-

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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

While she wanted to bury us in debt, buying poor people socks, I aim to create jobs tearing down mosques. Then I'll use all the best rocks to build a wall; dip it in gold and make Mexico pay for it all. I'll make America great again and we'll all be living large. Afterwards, I'll tell Congress they're fired and put Charles in charge.

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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Kendrick Lamar - Good Kid Maad City
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

tHeRe'S hOpE fOr ThIs BoArD

Lmao, how naive
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

"B-B-B-But Islam!!11"
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Kk
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

DezCaughtIt posted...

cAPITALISATION posted...

In all fairness, this is the first time I've broken it out in a while.

Error himself told me it was moddable, after which I tried to use it only when the situation called for it (like in freak's original topic).

Yeah sorry I dragged you down with my shitposting

You didn't lol

My moderation was for the topic I made right after you got modded, gloating about how there can only be one capitalisation gimmick
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

In all fairness, this is the first time I've broken it out in a while.

Error himself told me it was moddable, after which I tried to use it only when the situation called for it (like in freak's original topic).
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

tELL ME ABOUT IT
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Islam
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

NeoBowser posted...

SSJGrimReaper posted...

All Hail Lord Teepan

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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Cpt_Pineapple posted...

i DON'T HAVE A GIMMICK

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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Glass_Phantom posted...

The Muslim world has no equivalent of the Catholic Church, pining for some kind equivalent to the Christian Reformation is foolish, it can never happen.

ITP: Ahmadiyya Islam doesn't exist
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Wouldn't I technically never lose my virginity?
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

This was back more than a few years ago, maybe 20-25? I'd recently bought a car, and to earn some money I'd taken to transporting substances across the city.

Anyway, so there I was crusing in my car and shit, when all of a sudden I see a police car signalling me to pull over. I considered just putting my foot down and making off, but thought 'fuck it; worst case scenario I'll contest whatever shit he comes up with'. So I stopped.

"Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?"
"Let's see: I'm young, I'm brown, my hat's low...stop me when you hear one you like!"
You were speeding. Turn on your interior lights, give me your papers and get out of the vehicle."
"...dude. You can look at my license and shit, but I ain't getting out of my car."
In that case, I'll just have to poke around in your car myself. I trust that won't be a problem."
"Hmm...thing is, my glove box: locked. Trunk: locked. So where's your warrant, bitch?"
You're a smart guy. Are you a lawyer by any chance?"
"Nah, just a layman. But I do know you have no right to legally touch any of my stuff."
"Guess I'll have to call the K9 unit in, then. Who's the bitch now, bitch?"

I genuinely found it laughable that he thought a K9 would intimidate me.

tl;dr: I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

dOOM_aRT IS COOL
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

nt
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Soviet_Poland posted...

Those damn male nurses.

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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

EnterTheTekken posted...

How many confirmed kills do you have?

enough
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

I think I've told a few people around here, but for those of you that don't know, my wife has been pregnant for a while now. The pregnancy was tough on her, but was even tougher on me, as her constant vomiting, weight gain, and general discomfort was a real drag. I found it hard to eat, sleep, watch anime (in its native Japanese language, and not with those stupid fucking subtitles yougaijinuse), and play video games. It was a rough 9 months.

Last night, as I was playing an intense quick match of Overwatch, my wife told me that she thought her water had broke, and that she needed to get to the hospital. I groaned and howled at her "YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS!" but after two more games, I relented, told her to get in the backseat of the Civic and drove her to the hospital (after stopping at Taco Bell for a quick Baha Blast).

When we got there, I told my wife that I would be in the delivery room with her because the hospital staff refused to allow me to hook my PS4 up to the waiting room TV. Now as many of you know, I am a huge Amir, so I decided that it was as good a time as any to pull out my Shisha and chase some big clouds.

As soon as I started Shisha-ing, however, a male nurse came up to me and starting giving me a problem. "Excuse me," he said. "You can't do that in here."

I was shocked. In all the years of my existence, I've never been shisha-shamed before and did not know how to respond to such bigotry. I considered karate chopping this male nurse out of existence, as I knew that his parents were likely not proud of him for his career decisions, but I decided to fight him with logic and reason instead.

I took off my cowboy hat and looked the nurse straight in the eyes. "Are you aware that in Article 10 of the US Bill of Rights, it is stated that the powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution are reserved for the states." My wife started whining about pain or something and I threw my Baha Blast at her to shut her up. "Now, I don't know about you," I said to the nurse, "but I don't see any clause in the Constitution about shisha laws. This is a state issue, and I am stating that I need to shisha right now."

The male nurse got extremely angry and his face grew red. "I hate America!" He screamed. "And I hate freedom! I disagree with your strong, traditional values and I also believe that we should say Happy Holidays during the winter months so nobody feels left out."

At this moment, I knew what I had to do. I put back on my cowboy hat, tightened my bolo tie, and flipped the "Overdrive" switch on my shisha. I then proceeded to rip the biggest, fattest cloud I had ever ripped. When I exhaled the vapor, it came out in the shape of a crescent, and this divine cloud flew right into the face of the male nurse.

The male nurse screamed as the flesh melted off his face. He collapsed into a puddle of blood on the floor. The other nurses looked at me, shocked, as I continued to rip fat clouds. All of a sudden, I heard the faint sound of clapping, which then grew louder and louder. A woman emerged from the shadows who I knew as none other than Hilary "Rockin' Rodham" Clinton.

"Hello," HRRC said to me. "I was in this hospital delivery room ready to feast on the soul of your unborn child, but when I saw you bravely stand up for the US Constitution, I felt a change stir up in me," HRRC smiled. "It reminded me of why I became a Powerful White Woman in the first place. As your reward, I'd like to offer you a $100 Best Buy Gift Card and one wish of your choice."

I bowed. "Thank you, Rockin' Rodham," I said. "For my one wish, I wish that I had two $100 Best Buy Gift cards."

"It shall be done," said Hilary, and like that, she was gone.

Anyway, has anyone on CE ever been discriminated against?
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

drunkmuggle posted...

I tell my grandpa every morning he is old and just gets in the way as old people have no place in society, LOL

It is a firm reminder to my dad that he will soon be shriveled up and hunched over

you monster
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

I remember when I first introduced drunkmuggle to my grandfather.

"Careful," I said quietly to muggle. "My grandfather is very old. Please honor him, and be gentle with this old fella's brittle bones."

Drunkmuggle approached my grandfather and extended his hand. "How do you do, old amir" he said to my grandfather (who we call Peep Pop). I held my breath, hoping that introducing my Peep Pop to drunkmuggle would not be a mistake. Peep Pop extended his bony, quivering hand to meet drunkmuggle's, but all of a sudden I noticed a mischievous look in drunkmuggle's eyes.

"Don't do it, Peep Pop!" I howled, but it was too late. Drunkmuggle grabbed his hand and crushed it, breaking every one of Peep Pop's decrepit fingers. "Ya snooze ya lose, old man!" Drunkmuggle exclaimed, giddy with power.

He ran over to my Peep Pop's bookcase, where he began wildly looking through his books. He eventually found my Peep Pop's cricketncard collection in its trading card book and took it off the shelf.

"Let's see," drunkmuggle mused, as he flipped through the pages. He stopped when he saw Peep Pop's prized possession, a rare Inzamam-ul-Haq card. "Who is this dusty old geezer?" drunkmuggle said, as he tore the card in half.

At this point, I was paralyzed with fear and disbelief, and my Peep Pop was in the deepest pain I had ever seen. He began to smash his left hand to match his broken right hand, and was screaming out "Inzi, my habibi" in memorial of his ruined card.

"Muggle, that's enough," I said, fighting back tears. "This dirty old man has learned his lesson to exist in the same room as you. Please spare him." Drunkmuggle looked back at me with a delirious smile.

"I'm not done yet."

He ran over to my grandfather's candy dish and pulled out all the Werther's Originals and cough drops and other things that old people consider candy and shoved them in Peep Pop's mouth. He then grabbed my Peep Pop's Congressional Medal of Freedom (which was awarded to him for killing the most civilians in the War on Terror) and beamed it at Peep Pop's head, sending my Peep Pop to the Shadow Realm.

Drunkmuggle then left, making me have to take care of my own Peep Pop's funeral and forge my name into his will all by myself.

tl;dr -@drunkmuggle does not resepct elders
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

SrRd_RacinG posted...

What's the Greek term for this?

I don't speak that Naruto crap
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Itachi157 posted...

Can't imagine watching porn or going to the strip club with my dad

Why imagine when you can do?
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

cAPITALISATION posted...

green butter posted...

doesnt everyone do this

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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

green butter posted...

doesnt everyone do this

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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Last night I visited my parents and my dad and I watched a few movies (Wet Hot Asses 14 and Terminator Genisys). My dad and I have been enjoying adult films for a while now and it's always fun to watch a new one when we are hanging out.

I was telling my friends a funny story about a comment my dad made while watching Wet Hot Asses 14 and they got weird on me, saying that watching porn with your dad isn't normal.

It's not like my dad and I are jerking each other off or anything gross like that. We just like to get together and watch a few hardcore pornography films. IMO it's no different than going to a strip club.

Do you watch porn with your dad? Do you think it's weird?
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

the_cajun88 posted...

Yes.

Best gimmick account on CE right now.

eXCUSE ME?
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

horrendous overreach on the part of the government
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

cAPITALISATION posted...

Up

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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Up
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Eww
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

I hear they diss Persona 5 a lot
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

DezCaughtIt posted...

As long as you don't do what some dudes do and flip the fuck out when they're rejected

ewwwwww no

DezCaughtIt posted...

You're a strong independent individual that don't need no woman

That's what I aspire to be

As this topic proves, I'm not quite there yet
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

- a selfie (not sure if it's the one Key meant)

KeyBlade999 posted...

Distance yourself, at least emotionally. But basically if you can keep yourself a bit distant emotionally it helps me at least get less involved emotionally with a person. Physical separation itself can somewhat help too - outta sight, outta mind, so to speak - but might not be ideal if you're friends and want to maintain the friendship.

I'm trying man, but I tend to see her on the commute, where there aren't many other people around to talk to instead. Plus I can't change my commute <_<

KeyBlade999 posted...

And your personality is generally pretty good too, at least to me.

I'm a horribly boring person to talk to irl
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

MrK3V posted...

if you have a crush, act on it boi.

In case it wasn't clear, said crush turned me down <_<
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Like

I get that it's on me to be someone that's appealing to the opposite sex.

Thing is, I feel I've been making progress on that front. I take more care in my appearance and I try to be a happier person, someone whose company people would enjoy.

So why am I not happier? Why does it feel like I'm wearing an involuntary mask? One that automatically slips on when I'm around people, and comes off the second I'm alone with my thoughts?

Cause until I fix that problem, crushes are gonna suck.
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Alt checking in
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

Yeah, I guess I could have worded the title a bit better <_<
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN

The deceased Professor Tahira Abdullah had been working at PU on a contractual basis after retiring from the varsity’s Molecular Genetics department. She was teaching cell biology, DNA replication and repair, biochemistry and plant biotechnology at the post graduate level.

Professor Abdullah had been living alone in the house granted to her by the university as her husband had died a few years ago. Her only daughter lives in Karachi.

Muslim Town SHOÂMuhammad AliÂtoldÂThe Express TribuneÂthat Professor Abdullah’s daughter, Aleena, had been calling her mother repeatedly since last night but there was no response.

According to the PU spokesperson, Khurram Shehzad, Professor Abdullah’s daughter then called her neighbours when she couldn’t reach her mother on her cell phone.

The neighbours reached out to the PU administration saying they suspected something was wrong. When PU guards broke open her door between 9am and 10am, they found Professor Abdullah lying in a pool of blood with stab wounds on her face and neck.

The news of Professor Abdullah’s death sent shock-waves among the faculty, students and university staff who have voiced their concerns over the incident.

In a statement, Punjab University Academic Staff Association President Javed Sami, Secretary Iftikhar Ahmad Tarrar and others condemned the murder.

The Islami Jamiat Tulaba (IJT) also protested the murder by taking to the streets. The student group’s activists blocked traffic on Canal Road and chanted slogans against the PU administration and security agencies.

https://tribune.com.pk/story/1387259/ahmadi-professor-found-dead-house/

An unnecessary waste of life. RIP
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tHE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION ARE SO UNFAIR TO WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE - jOHN gREEN