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nuclearratchet 10/26/21 11:37:11 AM #1:	My friend says Batman wins because he's way smarter and has more experience in combat. I don't see how Batman wins unless he manages to shoot Spidey with a gun multiple times but I'm pretty sure Spidey can recover from bullets because he has a bit of a healing factor. All Spidey needs to do is wrap Batman in web and knock him out with one punch. <cite>nuclearratchet posted [p:959403582] in Is there a... [t:79729177]...</cite> <quote>My friend says Batman wins because he's way smarter and has more experience in combat. I don't see how Batman wins unless he manages to shoot Spidey with a gun multiple times but I'm pretty sure Spidey can recover from bullets because he has a bit of a healing factor. All Spidey needs to do is wrap Batman in web and knock him out with one punch. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SapphicBoy 10/26/21 11:39:17 AM #2:	Batman gets 10/10 taken by people who are weaker and less competent than spider-man. He stands such tiny chance (on paper anyway) --- Hairistotle - he/him <cite>SapphicBoy posted [p:959403655] in Is there a... [t:79729177]...</cite> <quote>Batman gets 10/10 taken by people who are weaker and less competent than spider-man. He stands such tiny chance (on paper anyway) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 10/26/21 11:39:47 AM #3:	Batman isn't too noble to cheat. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:959403680] in Is there a... [t:79729177]...</cite> <quote>Batman isn't too noble to cheat. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 10/26/21 11:40:46 AM #4:	In every scenario Batman wins. Spiderman's a little bitch. lmao --- S / K / Y / N / E <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:959403702] in Is there a... [t:79729177]...</cite> <quote>In every scenario Batman wins. Spiderman's a little bitch. lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 10/26/21 11:41:34 AM #5:	Batman would outlive Peter Parker. <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:959403724] in Is there a... [t:79729177]...</cite> <quote>Batman would outlive Peter Parker. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RchHomieQuanChi 10/26/21 11:42:38 AM #6:	Batman can't ambush Spider-Man because Spidey has his spider-sense. And Spider-Man's strength can knock Batman's head clean off of his body. Not to mention Spidey being an incredibly difficult target to actually hit due to his agility and mobility. --- I have nothing else to say <cite>RchHomieQuanChi posted [p:959403760] in Is there a... [t:79729177]...</cite> <quote>Batman can't ambush Spider-Man because Spidey has his spider-sense. And Spider-Man's strength can knock Batman's head clean off of his body. Not to mention Spidey being an incredibly difficult target to actually hit due to his agility and mobility. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
assassinCrash 10/26/21 11:42:38 AM #7:	Vicious_Dios posted... In every scenario Batman wins. Spiderman's a little bitch. lmao Little iron boy jr lmao --- Sigs are overrated <cite>assassinCrash posted [p:959403761] in Is there a... [t:79729177]...</cite> <quote>Vicious_Dios posted... </cite> <quote>In every scenario Batman wins. Spiderman's a little bitch. lmao</quote>Little iron boy jr lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RchHomieQuanChi 10/26/21 11:43:45 AM #8:	And FWIW, Batman has straight up admitted that Cap could beat him H2H. --- I have nothing else to say <cite>RchHomieQuanChi posted [p:959403797] in Is there a... [t:79729177]...</cite> <quote>And FWIW, Batman has straight up admitted that Cap could beat him H2H. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 10/26/21 11:43:58 AM #9:	In the movie universe, its possible, but it probably definitely probably wouldnt count. If they did Marvel vs Dc,............ I feel like theyre too smart to attack each other, man. <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:959403799] in Is there a... [t:79729177]...</cite> <quote>In the movie universe, its possible, but it probably definitely probably wouldnt count. If they did Marvel vs Dc,............ I feel like theyre too smart to attack each other, man. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SapphicBoy 10/26/21 11:44:10 AM #10:	Vicious_Dios posted... In every scenario Batman wins. Spiderman's a little bitch. lmao Wat --- Hairistotle - he/him <cite>SapphicBoy posted [p:959403808] in Is there a... [t:79729177]...</cite> <quote>Vicious_Dios posted... </cite> <quote>In every scenario Batman wins. Spiderman's a little bitch. lmao</quote>Wat </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 10/26/21 11:46:28 AM #11:	You may..... You, May, have won the Battle butchu will Not WintheWar!!! <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:959403869] in Is there a... [t:79729177]...</cite> <quote>You may..... You, May, have won the Battle butchu will Not WintheWar!!! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LightHawKnight 10/26/21 11:46:31 AM #12:	RchHomieQuanChi posted... Batman can't ambush Spider-Man because Spidey has his spider-sense. And Spider-Man's strength can knock Batman's head clean off of his body. Not to mention Spidey being an incredibly difficult target to actually hit due to his agility and mobility. Technically you can still ambush Spider-Man. His spider-sense only warns him of danger, not where it is coming from. Enemies have gotten the jump on him before. --- The Official Odin of the Shin Megami Tensei IV board. "You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me." <cite>LightHawKnight posted [p:959403870] in Is there a... [t:79729177]...</cite> <quote>RchHomieQuanChi posted... </cite> <quote>Batman can't ambush Spider-Man because Spidey has his spider-sense. And Spider-Man's strength can knock Batman's head clean off of his body. Not to mention Spidey being an incredibly difficult target to actually hit due to his agility and mobility.</quote> Technically you can still ambush Spider-Man. His spider-sense only warns him of danger, not where it is coming from. Enemies have gotten the jump on him before. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LincolnDuncan 10/26/21 11:47:21 AM #13:	Batman could do it, but wouldn't do the things necessary to ensure victory, like endanger innocent lives, and perform lethally. --- "I'm not a very nostalgic person, I neither have regrets nor occasions for self-congratulations." - Leonard Cohen <cite>LincolnDuncan posted [p:959403897] in Is there a... [t:79729177]...</cite> <quote>Batman could do it, but wouldn't do the things necessary to ensure victory, like endanger innocent lives, and perform lethally. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SapphicBoy 10/26/21 11:47:28 AM #14:	LightHawKnight posted... Technically you can still ambush Spider-Man. His spider-sense only warns him of danger, not where it is coming from. Enemies have gotten the jump on him before. Spider sense actually does have a vague sense of surroundings generally --- Hairistotle - he/him <cite>SapphicBoy posted [p:959403900] in Is there a... [t:79729177]...</cite> <quote>LightHawKnight posted... </cite> <quote>Technically you can still ambush Spider-Man. His spider-sense only warns him of danger, not where it is coming from. Enemies have gotten the jump on him before.</quote>Spider sense actually does have a vague sense of surroundings generally </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie 10/26/21 11:47:59 AM #15:	if it was a Batman story, then Batman would win due to plot - he would have some gadget to nullify spider sense, would have some polymer on his suit so the webbing won't stick, and would know some martial art/use his martial arts training + experience to help compensate for SM's strength in a more neutral setting, Batman would get his ass kicked. --- https://imgur.com/mApEnf3 <cite>g0ldie posted [p:959403914] in Is there a... [t:79729177]...</cite> <quote>if it was a Batman story, then Batman would win due to plot - he would have some gadget to nullify spider sense, would have some polymer on his suit so the webbing won't stick, and would know some martial art/use his martial arts training + experience to help compensate for SM's strength in a more neutral setting, Batman would get his ass kicked. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 10/26/21 11:48:03 AM #16:	They talk too much. <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:959403918] in Is there a... [t:79729177]...</cite> <quote>They talk too much. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 10/26/21 11:49:41 AM #17:	Batman calls superman for backup --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:959403960] in Is there a... [t:79729177]...</cite> <quote>Batman calls superman for backup </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 10/26/21 11:50:24 AM #18:	g0ldie posted... if it was a Batman story, then Batman would win due to plot - he would have some gadget to nullify spider sense, would have some polymer on his suit so the webbing won't stick, and would know some martial art/use his martial arts training + experience to help compensate for SM's strength in a more neutral setting, Batman would get his ass kicked. Yeah, this. If Batman was able to observe Spider-man first, he would be able to figure out a plan to take him down, but if they randomly came across each other, Spider-man would probably win. --- https://imgur.com/vDci4hD <cite>Ivynn posted [p:959403975] in Is there a... [t:79729177]...</cite> <quote>g0ldie posted... </cite> <quote>if it was a Batman story, then Batman would win due to plot - he would have some gadget to nullify spider sense, would have some polymer on his suit so the webbing won't stick, and would know some martial art/use his martial arts training + experience to help compensate for SM's strength in a more neutral setting, Batman would get his ass kicked.</quote> Yeah, this. If Batman was able to observe Spider-man first, he would be able to figure out a plan to take him down, but if they randomly came across each other, Spider-man would probably win. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Xethuminra 10/26/21 11:52:08 AM #20:	apolloooo posted... Batman calls superman for backup Pretty much. In a battle royale(tm) Spiderman(tm) does what he always does best.... Mocks distinguished gentlemen until he himself gets punked by an abomination like the Hulk, or Superman, or Ant-Man, or the Falcon <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:959404029] in Is there a... [t:79729177]...</cite> <quote>apolloooo posted... </cite> <quote>Batman calls superman for backup</quote>Pretty much. In a battle royale(tm) Spiderman(tm) does what he always does best.... Mocks distinguished gentlemen until he himself gets punked by an abomination like the Hulk, or Superman, or Ant-Man, or the Falcon </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokison 10/26/21 11:53:31 AM #21:	Spider-Man would annihilate Batman. Batman's only chance is plot, or someone else intervening. --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower. <cite>Lokison posted [p:959404059] in Is there a... [t:79729177]...</cite> <quote>Spider-Man would annihilate Batman. Batman's only chance is plot, or someone else intervening. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 10/26/21 11:53:44 AM #22:	Batman loses the fight. That said if Batman only wanted to run away I don't think Spider-Man could catch him. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:959404062] in Is there a... [t:79729177]...</cite> <quote>Batman loses the fight. That said if Batman only wanted to run away I don't think Spider-Man could catch him. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 10/26/21 11:55:13 AM #23:	Lokison posted... Spider-Man would annihilate Batman mentally The movies have never quite reached what the Ultimate comics series did with Peter confronting King Pin. Those jokes!!!! zOmg #gokuuuuu <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:959404106] in Is there a... [t:79729177]...</cite> <quote>Lokison posted... </cite> <quote>Spider-Man would annihilate Batman</quote>mentally The movies have never quite reached what the Ultimate comics series did with Peter confronting King Pin. Those jokes!!!! zOmg #gokuuuuu </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SapphicBoy 10/26/21 11:56:08 AM #24:	Xethuminra posted... mentally The movies have never quite reached what the Ultimate comics series did with Peter confronting King Pin. Those jokes!!!! zOmg #gokuuuuu Why are you posting incomprehensible gibberish? --- Hairistotle - he/him <cite>SapphicBoy posted [p:959404144] in Is there a... [t:79729177]...</cite> <quote>Xethuminra posted... </cite> <quote>mentally The movies have never quite reached what the Ultimate comics series did with Peter confronting King Pin. Those jokes!!!! zOmg #gokuuuuu</quote>Why are you posting incomprehensible gibberish? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ultramat 10/26/21 11:56:26 AM #25:	Batman wins because he's a genius and master detective. He'll research Spiderman's psychology and have a dozen counter attacks ready to deploy at a moments notice before getting in the same room as him. If you're talking about an arm wrestling match, Batman might lose based purely on strength. But if you're talking about being prepared and adapting to unknown situations, Batman is the best. --- 3ds: 2793-0594-0985 IGN: mat <cite>ultramat posted [p:959404151] in Is there a... [t:79729177]...</cite> <quote>Batman wins because he's a genius and master detective. He'll research Spiderman's psychology and have a dozen counter attacks ready to deploy at a moments notice before getting in the same room as him. If you're talking about an arm wrestling match, Batman might lose based purely on strength. But if you're talking about being prepared and adapting to unknown situations, Batman is the best. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 10/26/21 11:56:47 AM #26:	SapphicBoy posted... Why are you posting incomprehensible gibberish? Not to see how long it would take you to call me out <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:959404163] in Is there a... [t:79729177]...</cite> <quote>SapphicBoy posted... </cite> <quote>Why are you posting incomprehensible gibberish?</quote>Not to see how long it would take you to call me out </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 10/26/21 11:57:52 AM #27:	SapphicBoy posted... Why are you posting incomprehensible gibberish? He does that in every thread and it's best to just not respond and let him talk to himself. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:959404198] in Is there a... [t:79729177]...</cite> <quote>SapphicBoy posted... </cite> <quote>Why are you posting incomprehensible gibberish?</quote>He does that in every thread and it's best to just not respond and let him talk to himself. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RchHomieQuanChi 10/26/21 11:58:17 AM #28:	ultramat posted... Batman wins because he's a genius and master detective. He'll research Spiderman's psychology and have a dozen counter attacks ready to deploy at a moments notice before getting in the same room as him. Then Peter gets the same amount of preparation time and he's no slouch when it comes to preparation either --- I have nothing else to say <cite>RchHomieQuanChi posted [p:959404213] in Is there a... [t:79729177]...</cite> <quote>ultramat posted... </cite> <quote>Batman wins because he's a genius and master detective. He'll research Spiderman's psychology and have a dozen counter attacks ready to deploy at a moments notice before getting in the same room as him.</quote> Then Peter gets the same amount of preparation time and he's no slouch when it comes to preparation either </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 10/26/21 11:58:27 AM #29:	Aight.# Have you ever read Ultimate Spiderman? <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:959404218] in Is there a... [t:79729177]...</cite> <quote>Aight.# Have you ever read Ultimate Spiderman? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jpenny2 10/26/21 12:00:15 PM #30:	This is the epitome of the Batman with time to plan scenario. If he could set up the right situation, he could win. Straight up, though, Batman doesn't stand a chance. --- Fren Code: 2767-3374-3343 \|\| IGN: Penny \|\| TSV: 3067 \|\| Sig NFT I hate sarcasm. I'm also not too fond of irony. \| Permanently banned <cite>jpenny2 posted [p:959404264] in Is there a... [t:79729177]...</cite> <quote>This is the epitome of the Batman with time to plan scenario. If he could set up the right situation, he could win. Straight up, though, Batman doesn't stand a chance. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ultramat 10/26/21 12:00:44 PM #31:	https://youtu.be/PAVy8wY0mgw --- 3ds: 2793-0594-0985 IGN: mat <cite>ultramat posted [p:959404280] in Is there a... [t:79729177]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/PAVy8wY0mgw </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SapphicBoy 10/26/21 12:02:58 PM #32:	ultramat posted... Batman wins because he's a genius and master detective. He'll research Spiderman's psychology and have a dozen counter attacks ready to deploy at a moments notice before getting in the same room as him. If you're talking about an arm wrestling match, Batman might lose based purely on strength. But if you're talking about being prepared and adapting to unknown situations, Batman is the best. If they both have the same amount of time to prepare Spider-Man still cleans up --- Hairistotle - he/him <cite>SapphicBoy posted [p:959404334] in Is there a... [t:79729177]...</cite> <quote>ultramat posted... </cite> <quote>Batman wins because he's a genius and master detective. He'll research Spiderman's psychology and have a dozen counter attacks ready to deploy at a moments notice before getting in the same room as him. If you're talking about an arm wrestling match, Batman might lose based purely on strength. But if you're talking about being prepared and adapting to unknown situations, Batman is the best.</quote>If they both have the same amount of time to prepare Spider-Man still cleans up </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 10/26/21 12:03:57 PM #33:	It might go like the Civil War arc from the comics yknow, the one they based that Cpt America movie off of that was like the last great comic book arc, man. Isnt that the reputation? All these characters fighting. Man. Last big one so far tmk <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:959404354] in Is there a... [t:79729177]...</cite> <quote>It might go like the Civil War arc from the comics yknow, the one they based that Cpt America movie off of that was like the last great comic book arc, man. Isnt that the reputation? All these characters fighting. Man. Last big one so far tmk </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
assassinCrash 10/26/21 12:04:30 PM #34:	SapphicBoy posted... If they both have the same amount of time to prepare Spider-Man still cleans up People often forget Spidey has a genius IQ. --- Sigs are overrated <cite>assassinCrash posted [p:959404368] in Is there a... [t:79729177]...</cite> <quote>SapphicBoy posted... </cite> <quote>If they both have the same amount of time to prepare Spider-Man still cleans up</quote>People often forget Spidey has a genius IQ. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 10/26/21 12:04:42 PM #35:	assassinCrash posted... People often forget Spidey has a genius IQ. Irony <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:959404372] in Is there a... [t:79729177]...</cite> <quote>assassinCrash posted... </cite> <quote>People often forget Spidey has a genius IQ.</quote>Irony </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 10/26/21 12:04:57 PM #36:	It all comes down to which studio has more power and influence. Right now, Batman couldn't beat Spider-Man because Disney has more money and is more successful than Warner Bros. If they had a crossover, it would be on Disney's terms and that would mean... Batman defeats Spider-Man before getting stomped by Captain Marvel. <_< <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:959404381] in Is there a... [t:79729177]...</cite> <quote>It all comes down to which studio has more power and influence. Right now, Batman couldn't beat Spider-Man because Disney has more money and is more successful than Warner Bros. If they had a crossover, it would be on Disney's terms and that would mean... Batman defeats Spider-Man before getting stomped by Captain Marvel. <_< </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Killmonger 10/26/21 12:07:07 PM #37:	Whats stopping Spider-Man from suffocating him with web? --- "I will die of cancer before I let another dude finger my a******e." - ZeroX91 <cite>Killmonger posted [p:959404441] in Is there a... [t:79729177]...</cite> <quote>Whats stopping Spider-Man from suffocating him with web? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 10/26/21 12:10:58 PM #38:	Killmonger posted... Whats stopping Spider-Man from suffocating him with web? That's just not something Spider-Man would do. Might as well just say some shit like "Batman pulls out two carbines and fills Spider-Man full of holes" --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:959404551] in Is there a... [t:79729177]...</cite> <quote>Killmonger posted... </cite> <quote>Whats stopping Spider-Man from suffocating him with web?</quote> That's just not something Spider-Man would do. Might as well just say some shit like "Batman pulls out two carbines and fills Spider-Man full of holes" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sariana21 10/26/21 3:39:39 PM #39:	No because Spider-Man just says You dont exist in my universe and Batman disappears. --- ___ Sari, Mom to DS (07/04) and DD (01/08); Pronouns: she/her/hers <cite>Sariana21 posted [p:959410918] in Is there a... [t:79729177]...</cite> <quote>No because Spider-Man just says You dont exist in my universe and Batman disappears. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 10/26/21 3:40:35 PM #40:	Sariana21 posted... No because Spider-Man just says You dont exist in my universe and Batman disappears. What kinda bullshit power is that? <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:959410949] in Is there a... [t:79729177]...</cite> <quote>Sariana21 posted... </cite> <quote>No because Spider-Man just says You dont exist in my universe and Batman disappears.</quote>What kinda bullshit power is that? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SapphicBoy 10/26/21 3:41:01 PM #41:	Xethuminra posted... What kinda bullshit power is that? Captain Universe Spidey could do it >.> --- Hairistotle - he/him <cite>SapphicBoy posted [p:959410962] in Is there a... [t:79729177]...</cite> <quote>Xethuminra posted... </cite> <quote>What kinda bullshit power is that?</quote>Captain Universe Spidey could do it >.> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bknight 10/26/21 3:44:05 PM #42:	Batman would figure out who Spiderman is and would use his wealth to make Peter a living hell, then when Peter is at his emo Peter point, where he has no power, Batman would kick his ass. <cite>bknight posted [p:959411056] in Is there a... [t:79729177]...</cite> <quote>Batman would figure out who Spiderman is and would use his wealth to make Peter a living hell, then when Peter is at his emo Peter point, where he has no power, Batman would kick his ass. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sariana21 10/26/21 3:51:03 PM #43:	Xethuminra posted... What kinda bullshit power is that? Never mind that, why did autocorrect hyphenate my Spiderman?! --- ___ Sari, Mom to DS (07/04) and DD (01/08); Pronouns: she/her/hers <cite>Sariana21 posted [p:959411277] in Is there a... [t:79729177]...</cite> <quote>Xethuminra posted... </cite> <quote>What kinda bullshit power is that?</quote>Never mind that, why did autocorrect hyphenate my Spiderman?! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 10/26/21 3:51:42 PM #44:	Batman only wins with planning. In a vacuum, spidey takes it. --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:959411299] in Is there a... [t:79729177]...</cite> <quote>Batman only wins with planning. In a vacuum, spidey takes it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 10/26/21 3:52:38 PM #45:	bknight posted... Batman would figure out who Spiderman is and would use his wealth to make Peter a living hell, then when Peter is at his emo Peter point, where he has no power, Batman would kick his ass. Parker reaching an emo point means some alien parasite is right around the corner, waiting to give him a power boost and an edgy arc. --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:959411325] in Is there a... [t:79729177]...</cite> <quote>bknight posted... </cite> <quote>Batman would figure out who Spiderman is and would use his wealth to make Peter a living hell, then when Peter is at his emo Peter point, where he has no power, Batman would kick his ass.</quote> Parker reaching an emo point means some alien parasite is right around the corner, waiting to give him a power boost and an edgy arc. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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