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He probably just doesn't want you to bring over girls and fuck, if the girl lives there, she's game.

You should go to the doctor, you may have a crayon stuck up there.

They're probably going to update it to a later delivery date when it gets this late, but Amazon does deliver up to 9pm on next day delivery, but don't remember if they use UPS for those.

Was expecting a tiny rock, now disappointed TC didn't deliver.

It's so 2018, you should had waited for the Note 10 being announced next May.

Because it buys into the whole size thing. Some girls, you can be pounding away in the vagina and they can have conversation on their phone, showing no emotions, making you feel like a little man. Doing anal though, you got to prep, lube it up, start with a finger first, and then when your in doggy style and you start to insert and she naturally starts to lean forward, trying to lessen the penetration or delaying it because it is going to be uncomfortable, that's when you feel like the big man, not matter how big it is. Then comes the moment when the head passes the sphincter and she winces and you grab her by the hips and go to town, feels good man.

I like to use 5-6 prep H medicated wipes after I wipe with regular paper because it feels so good and leaves my bum so fresh.

I tried not to stare at girls butt at regular gym today. Also that feel when you have your music blasting and you feel a tap on your shoulder and it's a cute girl who wants to know if you're using those 10lb plates.

Because they are wearing diapers and pooped their pants and no one wants likes the feeling of shit on your ass.

Where's a good guy with a gun when you need one.

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I think they should be set up on a TV show and arrested afterwards for our viewing pleasure.

Is she the white meat between some nice dark pumpernickel bread?

Let the man get paid, he owns you nothing.

Jet packs were the only solution, but they probably would start more forest fire, so I guess not.

Trump won because in our timeline the Cubs won the 2016 World Series, something that should had never happened.

She's the type of person who would be willing to wear a Princess Leah costume to fulfill some sick sexual fantasy.

I call all babies he, unless it's decked out in pink, patriarchy messed up my head man.

I wonder if mainstream media could get away with the rape of a female Nazi and get a pass on it, like they do the OKness of depicting violence on anyone labeled a Nazi and have everyone seeing that as acceptable. I mean when the Russian marched into Berlin, mass rapes happened, but no one really talks about that, almost as if it was fine, just because the Nazi did as worse across Europe.

They could all have given the middle finger and it would be for the lols and not one person on the internet would care, but yea, photographer knew what he was doing and kids are stupid.

Why cant I beat up a silverback gorilla when all they eat are veggies and bugs?

It was the deadliest war from the standpoint of death.

Imagine if instead of the pornstar being named Debbie, she was named Dallas and then the movie would be called Dallas does Dallas, lol.

Raven

dib153 posted...

If you're dining at a "high class" dining experience youd be remiss not to go for the more eloquent and decadent offerings of escargot, soufle, with a cup of lobster bisque over a rare poached egg filet mignon paired with a sweet smooth merlot

And everything sprinkled with truffle shavings and fois gras everywhere.

Demand to talk to the chef, tell him the chicken is raw, get free food with special sauce in it.

Bat178 posted...

bknight posted...

They always got to be throwing their free health care at us, well, when the zombies attack, only the US will have the firepower to survive.

Ireland is an island. Easier to isolate an outbreak there than in a large country connected to several other large countries like the US.

Have you not seen our southern border wall? It's big and beautiful, no Mexican zombies are going to be able to climb that, unless they're World War Z zombies, but we have Brad Pitt so he nullifies that. Also Canadian zombies, lol, they'll be too busy saying sorry to attack us.

I posted female boobs and only got 90 days, it's nice having a sub 10,000 account.

It's like when you're Toad in Mario Kart and you get the star power up, for your penis.

They always got to be throwing their free health care at us, well, when the zombies attack, only the US will have the firepower to survive.

Depends on well he can massage my prostate.

I want to move from OC, California to Nashville, TN, any advice?

E. Coli all over that chair, and swamp ass smell, this is why we don't sit on furniture naked.

solosnake posted...

imagine banging your wifes mom and sister

As her dad watches from inside the closet furiously jerking off, so hot.

So.... if I'm overweight and have a neck beard, I'll be hit on all the time as women don't ever think I'll reject them? Sign me up.

With the dropping birth rate, a younger sister will be a thing of the past, sadly, only to live on in perverted anime.

It should be illegal to cut the foreskin off a baby boy.

Is she coming to CE?

Those poor people living in countries where guns are banned have never known one true day of FREEDOM!

It's Halloween in Riverside in a nightclub, they could had picked a My Little Pony theme and it would had ended in gunfire.

I just legally changed my name to Chad, will that help?

2018 brought us Batman's Dick

Almost made it through no nut November, but this topic got me hot and bothered, oh well.

The release of The Winds of Winter, so excited, yea.

Holding hands with a girl, maybe.

The best is when you turn around suddendly and your arm/elbow/shoulder sinks into soft boobies standing behind you, unless its an obesw fat guy.

I would make Warcraft 3 DLC, its time.