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Another guy using my toothbrush.

When she farts in bed, she pulls up the blanket and forces you under it.

She better be a hallway to my hot dog or no deal.

Did they put a fatty next to you? Are you the fatty?

Sure, being Jesus and dying for humanities sin so that they all can get to heaven is something I always wanted to do.

Sodomy is illegal in Louisiana.

Give them your ID when they ask, because you don't need to escalate the situation by having them question who you are. Don't have to answer any questions, can ask them if you're under arrest, can ask them if you're free to leave. Just keep repeating those questions.

She's waiting for him to die and fight for her fair share against the Trump kids, just a few more years, no need to seek a divorce or anything.

Teach him how to shoot guns when he turns 5. Buy him his first prostitute when he turns 15. Circumcise him when he turns 18.

Because the body is an amazing machine that is able to adapt, more drug you do, harder your body will work to seek equilibrium, then you have to do harder drugs to throw your body out of equilibrium and reach that high.

Guess first time I went to Tijuana for sex. Did not know a word of Spanish, took the metrolink from Orange County to San Diego, then took the trolley to the border. Got to the border where Mexican military or police with slung rifles had their dogs sniff everyone. Went through the spinning gates and then came to an area where everyone was pushing this button. If the button randomly set off a buzzer, they checked your bag, but only if you didn't look Mexican. Was then greeted by a sea of beggars on the other side and my little adventure began, good times.

Those 7 pitbulls were probably put down, PLM

Well if you're popular and so far have only done white guys, can't you hold off and pretend to be all racist and then the price of your first IR will increase?

Some chicks won't do midgets, even white midgets, where the justice for midgets?

I want to see the queen ant give birth while being sucked up by an anteater.

micro penises

hangovers

Fin_Dawg_004 posted...

bknight posted...

When I go to In-N-Out burger, I always ask for a cup without the bible verses, they get all pissy because they have to go to the back and get the blank cups. Then I bring back my burger and show them the verse on the paper wrapping bag and ask them to make me a new burger unwrapped, they get so mad.

you'll eat spit to spite jesus?

They have this stupid design in their restaurants where they cook everything in full view of the dining room, I just stand there and glare at them, sometimes they give me this coupon for a free combo.

When I go to In-N-Out burger, I always ask for a cup without the bible verses, they get all pissy because they have to go to the back and get the blank cups. Then I bring back my burger and show them the verse on the paper wrapping bag and ask them to make me a new burger unwrapped, they get so mad.

Is 1 million worth it to wear adult diapers the rest of your life? Also HIV medication is expensive and would eat through that 1 million in a few years.

Almost positive Trump post ridiculous stuff just to see how many comments, retweets and likes he gets, he gets off seeing a bigger number.

We're living in a timeline that will be gushed about in the the future. The same way we talk about the Civil War and Lincoln, D-day and FDR, Nixon and Watergate, living the moment.

Alphamon posted...

bknight posted...

Alphamon posted...

hence why hookers

OK, how is your Japanese? How many hookers have you hooked up with in the states? Did you ever use backpage, or CV, or HX or any of those sites for escorts before most were taken down by FOSTA. Have you ever gotten a happy ending at a Asian massage parlor? How about full service? Because if you don't know any of these things I'm talking about, finding a hooker in a land where you probably don't speak the language is probably going to be very, very hard.

i have been with multiple asian hookers.

especially in korean officetels...

Not familiar with that, my experience with Korean hookers is at Korean AAMP (apartment asian massage parlor), they fly these young, very nice looking Korean girls trained for sex to work in apartments in affluent neighborhoods. You contact a booker and he sets up a time and tells you where to go. You show up, greet the lady, give her the donation and she takes you... to the bathroom. You brush your teeth, she does too, mouthwash, get naked and... take a 15 minute shower with her where she scrubs you totally clean. Usually she'll throw in a preview BJ in there. If she offers RIM, she'll clean your taint really good.

Then you go to the bed where she does a semi Nuru massage and then BJ and then sex. You then finish, take another shower and then you're off. I mean it's nice, they're trained well and they are drop dead gorgeous, but it's expensive and it's a routine. You pay for 1 hour but he actual sex part is maybe 15 minutes. Also, there a small chance she might be trafficked since she barely knows any English, so I did that one time and that was enough for me.

Alphamon posted...

hence why hookers

OK, how is your Japanese? How many hookers have you hooked up with in the states? Did you ever use backpage, or CV, or HX or any of those sites for escorts before most were taken down by FOSTA. Have you ever gotten a happy ending at a Asian massage parlor? How about full service? Because if you don't know any of these things I'm talking about, finding a hooker in a land where you probably don't speak the language is probably going to be very, very hard.

Thailand is a short flight away, remember to stay away from anyone looking too young and don't try to buy drugs. Also if you're not into the whole lady boy thing, look for big hands and height, they can shave off adam's apple now, so watch out.

Having been in threesomes, but not foursomes, I can tell you it's overrated, especially if they insist on changing the condom every single time.

Any super popular phone game, can't get more casual than not needing a dedicated console or a PC of some kind, which can be played in spurt on the toilet.

ChessInFiveD posted...

bknight posted...

He separated toddlers from their parents at the border then put them in cages where he watched them cry at night through a CCTV network and touched himself.

Also just because an adult comes with a child doesn't mean that's their parent. And if it is just an adult using a child to get to America what are you supposed to do? Send the child back by themselves? It takes time to find them a safe way back.

I wonder if Trump has foreskin or not, could be a big clue to his personality.

He separated toddlers from their parents at the border then put them in cages where he watched them cry at night through a CCTV network and touched himself.

Post 32 doesn't know how to use the "quote" feature.

It's to the point where we don't find it strange at all that the freaking president of the United States is spewing all kinds of conspiracy theories when he literally has the might of the multiple intelligence agencies and clearance to view any documents he wants, what an amazing ride this is.

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