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I always thought it was sand in the vagina, who knew?

"A world with exceptionally low hurdles to sex" series are the best, especially the ones where they are like at funerals and 60 y.o grandmas with white hair extras are just chilling there watching people get it on.

Well, this is what would happen if a CEmen would finally get that 2.5 billion but....

It's too bad Fallout 76 will have tainted this song for a whole new generation, oh well.

That guy who played Les Grossman in Tropic Thunder.

A dozen Russian trolls were able to sway the US election, lol USA.

One time I was really sleepy and was swerving in my lane. Got pulled over and was given a DUI test, stand on one foot, walk the line, breathe into cops nose, passed all that and the best he could do was tell me to get some rest at the next town, guess swerving all over the place isn't a crime if you're not drunk, win for me.

I learned how to fire a gun by watching a Youtube video about how to fire a gun after I Google how to fire a gun. I also know how to properly load and fire a civil war era cannon, and how to properly set C4 explosive, skills that everyone should know in case of emergency.

Cops are trained to shoot the body to put down the threat as soon as possible. Going for body shots like legs or hands just means the perp will have more time to close the distance and potentially harm the cops. So a penis without a body attached to it is safe from the cops.

First time I felt like an adult is when I realized I was older than the Hustler magazine models I serviced myself to.

Step 1: get cancer

Your shit stank.

Being tall
So I'll only be 6'4 no big deal

Penis size
meh, my 9 incher is nothing to write home about but I get by

Losing virginity early
I know 16 is average but hey, some of us want to feel some emotional connection for our first time

Super Xbox Entertainment System
no wait
Super Entertainment Xbox
there we go

Man, sounds just like my first LAN party, except no one was drunk and there were no girls.

Are we still using salty, or was that like 2008?

Spends too much time on arms and chest and walks around with imaginary lats, bet he used to get made fun of at the gym all the time, RIP.

I hate it, graphic sux, I don't like pre PS3.

FursonaNonGrata posted...

bknight posted...

I'm excited for the new Tesla pick up truck, 300,000lb of towing capacity, 400 mile range, dual motors all wheel drive, that thing is going to be a beast.

Are you gonna get the convenience package with flight capabilities?

I'm saving up for the Mars package, where they ship the truck to Mars for free when you buy your ticket.

I'm excited for the new Tesla pick up truck, 300,000lb of towing capacity, 400 mile range, dual motors all wheel drive, that thing is going to be a beast.

In the US, the dad would had used his shotgun, and then laughed about it,and then make sure to lock up all his guns so his kid wouldn't go on a shooting rampage, I hope.

Chicken posted...

Is that Bootleg Stan Lee?

Pretty sure it's Asian Stan Lee

There goes his Marvel superhero career, RIP.

I'm going to give TC a like and a thumbs up for his truthful statement.

Deal, Ill just use her for sex 4 minutes in a day and tell her to fuck off the rest of the time.

$6969 a year, yea please

I can imagine him in bed with her
"take it mommy, take it good mommy"

He's not a governor and barely makes movies anymore, not much to lose. Need to go after like Michael B Jordan or like Paul Rudd, those would make good targets.

We should make walking our cats the next big American thing, MAGA.

Why you got to be hating on rude people, hater.

Alone Fortress

Today's America is very different from the America of the past, so changing is normal and should not be feared TC.

Plot twist I say:

"She begged for her life to the very end" and then a bunch of lols.

I'm all for CGI Stan Lee, they doing magic in Hollywood.

Some of us would never get laid without girls having daddy issues, gj dad.

When the Hollywood SJWs wanted to have a black actor for the Santa Clause 4: The Affirmative Action Clause.

Pretty sure it's a hormonal thing to try to keep your species from becoming extinct.

If anyone over 25 wants to lose their virginity, it's as simple as save up some $500-$3000. Google search legal prostitution. Flight to Thailand or San Diego --> Mexico. Do the deed, come home and go on with your life. Use a condom, and you won't catch anything, it's legal in those countries so you won't get in trouble with the law. Ton of write ups on where to go, where to stay, cost, language, how to stay safe etc. And by the time you're 25+ you're an adult and hopefully have a job, can get a passport and can fly by yourself.

But getting laid takes initiative and if you're jobless and live at home being supported by your parents, going to get a job to get laid is still going to be too hard and you should just stay happy not having to deal with society, also sex overrated.

polls about which is worst are the worst

Fresh out of oven is best.

Same way I would feel if he turned out to be some Russian puppet.

SmidgeIsntBack posted...

Jorep posted...

Imagine getting a group of casual friends together and saying "Hey we're gonna play a party game," and they expect something like Mario Party or Jackbox but you pull out Smash Bros.

What the hell is this post

Should had played spin the bottle or get the old Twister out, unless it's a sausage fest than Smash is fine as a party game.

MvC2 was considered a top tier fighting tournament game, and it too had one touch death supers.

Huge mana pool, will be very dangerous end game.

Crawling in my skin, these wound they will not heal

I know right, everyone does have a phone, mobile games are the future, bunch of butt hurt nerds.