Current Events > I got caught going 106 in a 65... now I have to go to driving school.

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IdiotMachine
12/12/18 6:36:48 PM
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This past weekend, I rented a car in Vegas and drove to the Grand Canyon. In Arizona, I got a speeding ticket, apparently going 106 in a 65 zone. Police officer wouldn't let me off with just a warning despite my protest and pleading; she said the best she can do is make it a civil traffic ticket (vs. criminal), and let me do an online driving course. After completing the online driving course, I'm to call the court, and they will dismiss the ticket. Nothing will show on my record.

So now, I have to do this 4 hour online driving course... and it costs like $200! Bleh...

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sktgamer_13dude
12/12/18 6:37:18 PM
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Maybe you shouldnt have been going 40 over.
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IdiotMachine
12/12/18 6:38:37 PM
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sktgamer_13dude posted...
Maybe you shouldnt have been going 40 over.

Arizona highways are like impossibly flat and straight, with literally nothing on the sides of the road. It's like the perfect place to drive fast.
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Azardea
12/12/18 6:39:19 PM
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MC_BatCommander
12/12/18 6:40:19 PM
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Lucky they didn't slap you with reckless driving
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Orlando_Jordan
12/12/18 6:41:18 PM
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Fair, next.
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Delta_F14
12/12/18 6:42:12 PM
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Don't get caught next time.
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IdiotMachine
12/12/18 6:42:47 PM
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Delta_F14 posted...
Don't get caught next time.

Yea, my defensive gear (radar detector and laser jammer) were at home... next time I'm definitely bringing my radar detector (laser jammer is permanently installed so can't take that with me).
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frozenshock
12/12/18 6:42:49 PM
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That's not how you treat a rent-a-car

Poor Hertz
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Verdekal
12/12/18 6:43:45 PM
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Do this next time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZllnptrzKOQ" data-time="

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treewojima
12/12/18 6:44:16 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
Lucky they didn't slap you with reckless driving


in Virginia they would have put him in jail, not even kidding
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IdiotMachine
12/12/18 6:44:54 PM
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frozenshock posted...
That's not how you treat a rent-a-car

Poor Hertz

wat. This is exactly how you treat a rental car.
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IdiotMachine
12/12/18 6:46:41 PM
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treewojima posted...
in Virginia they would have put him in jail, not even kidding

^ This is truth. If I recall correctly, if you do 10+ posted or over 80mph, it's a felony. And they don't even allow radar detectors/laser jammers. For a conservative state, it seems very weird they'd have these controlling laws.
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frozenshock
12/12/18 6:47:22 PM
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IdiotMachine posted...
frozenshock posted...
That's not how you treat a rent-a-car

Poor Hertz

wat. This is exactly how you treat a rental car.


No

You're supposed to drive like a turtle

Because you get a scratch on the paint and they anal probe your ass to court for repair fees
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darkprince45
12/12/18 6:47:31 PM
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I have never given anyone a speeding ticket
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IdiotMachine
12/12/18 6:48:17 PM
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frozenshock posted...
Because you get a scratch on the paint and they anal probe your ass to court for repair fees

wat... Every place I rented a car, they don't give a crap and don't even do a walk through before/after returning.
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Bananana
12/12/18 6:49:05 PM
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As someone who lives in Northern AZ, it is SO easy and fun to drive really fast. I regularly go at least 90. And the posted limit is usually 75.

But the highway cops here are sticklers, and you were lucky they even went easy on you tbh.
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frozenshock
12/12/18 6:49:46 PM
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IdiotMachine posted...
frozenshock posted...
Because you get a scratch on the paint and they anal probe your ass to court for repair fees

wat... Every place I rented a car, they don't give a crap and don't even do a walk through before/after returning.


I once rented a car in Italy and they went completely mental because my aunt burned a cigarette on the backseat
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IdiotMachine
12/12/18 6:52:49 PM
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frozenshock posted...
I once rented a car in Italy and they went completely mental because my aunt burned a cigarette on the backseat

Well that's different imo. You're not supposed to smoke in the car, first of all...

Bananana posted...
As someone who lives in Northern AZ, it is SO easy and fun to drive really fast. I regularly go at least 90. And the posted limit is usually 75.

^ That. See? I've never driven in Arizona before, but the roads there are just... ridiculous.
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treewojima
12/12/18 7:17:06 PM
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IdiotMachine posted...
treewojima posted...
in Virginia they would have put him in jail, not even kidding

^ This is truth. If I recall correctly, if you do 10+ posted or over 80mph, it's a felony. And they don't even allow radar detectors/laser jammers. For a conservative state, it seems very weird they'd have these controlling laws.


it's a misdemeanor, but you're correct about everything else. It's also the highest class of misdemeanor, so it's alongside crimes like assault
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Lonestar2000
12/12/18 7:28:20 PM
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Too bad they didn't throw your ass in jail.
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Complete_Idi0t
12/12/18 7:32:51 PM
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My car has a electronic speed limiter at 120 :/
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electricbugs2
12/12/18 7:33:43 PM
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lol, so 170?

Pfffttt, amateur.
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alt_no_1_loves
12/12/18 7:39:24 PM
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now I have to go to driving school.

Yes, this sounds appropriate.

Not to say I have never broken 100 before, I've done it once just to experience it, but it was just for a moment, while I was pretty much alone on the highway and already going over 80 just from momentum/gravity while going down a long, straight hill. So I pushed the gas a tiny bit more just to break 100, said "nifty," and then began decelerating back to responsible speeds.

I couldn't really imagine doing it for any extended period on flat ground.
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IdiotMachine
12/12/18 7:40:17 PM
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Hairistotle posted...
also idk how it is in arizona but i hate even doing 80 up north. the wind shakes the car so much it's very scary

Drive a better car mate.
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Hexenherz
12/12/18 7:42:28 PM
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treewojima posted...
MC_BatCommander posted...
Lucky they didn't slap you with reckless driving


in Virginia they would have put him in jail, not even kidding

Came to post "OP was lucky it wasn't Virginia"
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brestugo
12/12/18 7:49:15 PM
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So where was the burning building you were racing to?

Seriously though I've driven through the desert outside L.A. (Arizona, Nevada, New Mexico) and hit triple digits before. IIRC the limit is 75 so you can get away with 80 or so. Never been caught but they can take your license if you're a certain amount above the limit. Coulda been worse.

Arizona cops are the worst in my experience.
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IdiotMachine
12/12/18 7:49:59 PM
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brestugo posted...
So where was the burning building you were racing to?

I was trying to make it to the grand canyon prior to sunset.
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bknight
12/12/18 7:51:43 PM
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One time I was really sleepy and was swerving in my lane. Got pulled over and was given a DUI test, stand on one foot, walk the line, breathe into cops nose, passed all that and the best he could do was tell me to get some rest at the next town, guess swerving all over the place isn't a crime if you're not drunk, win for me.
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IdiotMachine
12/12/18 8:11:38 PM
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bknight posted...
best he could do was tell me to get some rest at the next town

Why not tell you to just pull over to the shoulder or something and take a nap? I've done that a couple times in long road trips.
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Dragonblade01
12/12/18 8:22:56 PM
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I've never met a group of people as proud of doing something wrong as aggressive drivers, with the sole acception being people who defend pirating media.
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brestugo
12/12/18 8:23:37 PM
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IdiotMachine posted...
bknight posted...
best he could do was tell me to get some rest at the next town

Why not tell you to just pull over to the shoulder or something and take a nap? I've done that a couple times in long road trips.

I wouldn't recommend that, especially in the desert. I did it once and two shady, skinny guys tapped on my window and asked me what I had in mind - with smirks on their faces. No one around for miles. All I had in mind was Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Deliverance. I GTFO there.
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Deadpool_18
12/12/18 8:23:55 PM
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How old are you?
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IdiotMachine
12/12/18 8:25:41 PM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
How old are you?

29.
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SuperShake666
12/12/18 8:28:22 PM
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People like TC deserve getting into one-car accidents, tbh.
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samurai bandit
12/12/18 8:34:46 PM
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Username checks out
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IdiotMachine
12/13/18 6:14:45 PM
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Well I passed the online driving school. It was easy peasy.
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