Lurker > badwinkles

seriously though fuck off so we can all just move on
no more questions
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I thought it was a funny vulgar way of naming it. and I expected a handful of you to be like "fuck yeh"

instead of no one understanding wtf I meant and half of you thinking I'm into some warped prolapse leaky dishwasher shit
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It's just one that covers 2 or 3 times times the skin area as normal. that's it.
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A puffy anus

wrong again. not into this
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One is closed the other is open.
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Alright we're done here
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LittleRoyal posted...

I don't even know what my butthole looks like compared to other girls butt holes. What's wrong with me I thought I was good at looking good and staying in fashion

if you can wear a thong and not see at least an inch of your ass hole not covered by the string, its too small for me
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No. Hers I would classify as little, and I am not a fan of any gaped holes

trying to find a porn star I can name you for an example
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no wtf. Im talking about girls with buttholes that are larder in diameter and more visible than others. Some have the darker area around it go quite far out and gives the look of an explosion

I have pics to post but I can't exactly do that
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i pick her






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I'd like to sit in for that episode of people's court
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this is hot as fuck.

I wish I knew a girl who had one. I would marry for this feature alone
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Shoot heroin
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faithfully
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I dunno. I feel like girls would much rather just ignore you period if they didn't have some kind of interest. I'm not sure how tinder works but wouldn't she be flooded with requests from dudes? no way she dolls out her number to them out of cowardice just to reject you later more comfortably
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I read this as James Woods' ANTI-GAY BLASTER

now I want one
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LordRazziel posted...

Why do you only wonder this about female porn stars?

because males don't matter
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@Etherealfare

I didn't say to persist, if says no the first time I'd be done with it there

Immediately call her and if she picks up, be like WHAT YOU DOING RIGHT NOW TONIGHT?

If you ask like that, then yea that's pretty unnattractive. if you can manage to invite her in a smoother, more confident way she might listen to you and accept

She already knows you want to do something. And she's obviously Ok with that because she gave you her number. If you wait and she looses interest that's way worse than a rejection
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https://www.instagram.com/miko_lee/?hl=en
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One of these is false
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WalkingLobsters posted...

badwinkles posted...

don't lag. call over text. shoot for sex on the first date

breh i'm tryna take baby steps here. I'm still a baby when it comes to the evolution of man diagram.

Just tryna get some dating experience

Aw. Game over man, Game over
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Bring a magnum condom to "slip" out of your wallet so she knows you have a monster dong
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don't lag. call over text. shoot for sex on the first date
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Bono
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there aren't really any skits up on youtube to post
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every time
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lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off
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Veggeta X posted...

averagejoel posted...

why are you so mad that she has standards

She putting herself on a pedastool!

2/10
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^ ya see how annoying that is
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facebook is probably all she has. just defriend her like a gentleman and move on
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@DreadedWave asari stone
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hmm
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after watching that croft kidnapped compilation vid

Oh Lara
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the best show
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pics of sister
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im scared
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guys im scared
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my gallery is 98% ass pics




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Oh she does crack
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Patty_Fleuri posted...
I'm black. I like seeing another brother get some tail

you can be a cuckold and be black. it's not race locked.
You can post pics of white chicks without asking how hard we think they fucked
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join fetlife or something guy . like nothing wrong with your cuckold tendencies but in a public forum it's wierd and uncomfortable. you remind me that this shit exists
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so do you have a squeeze now or do you not have sex?
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does this guy have anything else worth listening to? I only know the singles
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holyy shitt deja vu
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he's got the right attitude
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you aint gotta sell me on the asian. Never been with one, always wanted to.

how much is your average escort and where would I go to find them. Websites? we talking like a grand here?
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maybe its cause of all that fuckin. jizz in your stomach
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I heard about this on loveline. lucky bastard he is
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Had one crack right above my fucking house one year, was the loudest shit I've ever heard in my life
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