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Topicpretentious movies and movies you grew up with
alfred_ashford
03/08/24 11:59:37 AM
#10
Not watching those vids but thats a shame if the tiktok generation really thinks that obscure/not universally agreed upon good(aka NEW) is pretentious.

Getting real sick of the "its popular so it has to be good and if not EVERYONE likes it then no one likes it" mindset.

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TopicAnyone else take the day off from Toriyama's passing?
alfred_ashford
03/08/24 11:53:00 AM
#9
I do not believe a "content creator"(that is technically what he was just not a youtube type) dying is a valid reason to call off work. Also, I havent really cared about DB in a while.

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TopicKind of embarrassing but uh...
alfred_ashford
03/08/24 11:50:17 AM
#7
Kohls, target, walmart

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TopicWhat does your country do for drug addicts to help them
alfred_ashford
03/08/24 10:01:46 AM
#8
Prison is supposed to help rehabilitate

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TopicI wasted money on Gym member ship.
alfred_ashford
03/08/24 9:59:50 AM
#18
I wish I could workout at home but I need the separation of habitat and function.

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TopicNew Mexico teacher told students to duel with swords. Female student was injured
alfred_ashford
03/08/24 12:12:19 AM
#64
Random, most likely inaccurate hypothesis.

The swords belong to her son or grandson. In order to have her buy them from he said they were just props. How does peetain to science tho??? Are any other details released? This is wild!

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TopicDiddy is getting sued by his producer and it's... really really bad
alfred_ashford
03/07/24 6:59:34 PM
#163
DrizztLink posted...
The neckbeard somehow now smells worse.

So does the manure and the unseasoned food as long as we are making statements like this ya classless hick lmfao

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TopicDiddy is getting sued by his producer and it's... really really bad
alfred_ashford
03/07/24 6:56:44 PM
#161
DrizztLink posted...
I can smell the neckbeard from here.

I love these stupid arguments when someone doesnt agree with you because they profile you even tho they are mad that you make a similar statement. The best part is that its not even true. I love it. Cash me aside habadah? Society loves shitty people. Done and done. Gangsta rap is about killing ppl. Hood culture is about killing ppl who disrespect you. Get over it. Its not false. It is a culture. People who do not believe in this clearly have not seen a black person irl. Im not saying every black person is like this. Im not even saying that its only black ppl cuz obv the hood is a zip code, not a race.

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TopicDiddy is getting sued by his producer and it's... really really bad
alfred_ashford
03/07/24 6:36:39 PM
#159
Irony posted...
Why are rappers such pieces of shit

Because they can get rich and society loves shitty people and shitty music. Albeit rockstars had an affinity for underage girls. But as far as I know they didnt get popular by killing and bragging about killing people.

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TopicOne (1) free item from McDonald's. What do you choose?
alfred_ashford
03/07/24 6:33:06 PM
#50
A mcdouble from 2011. Not old and moldy, im talking time travel

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TopicZaslav is also shutting down Adult Swim Games
alfred_ashford
03/07/24 6:25:09 PM
#14
I bought Rain World + DLC a month ago. Anything else I should buy? Im done with WB tbh. Zaslav is a goddamn super villain.

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TopicZack Snyder: "DC is making the Batman irrelevant if he can't kill"
alfred_ashford
03/07/24 5:56:17 PM
#36
At this point Im wondering if this is his defense mechanism against his daughter's suicide? Cuz this is dave chappelle talking about lgbT levels of onsession with yesterdays news.

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TopicWhy are people bothered by there not being an afterlife?
alfred_ashford
03/06/24 5:36:13 PM
#11
I feel like people are more bothered by those of us who believe in an "afterlife"

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TopicThe perfect girl but she poops during sex
alfred_ashford
03/06/24 12:34:20 PM
#16
Jupiter posted...
Is it so hard to understand it as "she would be perfect if not for this caveat?"

Ig but the wording is weird. Again, perfect to me means perfect. So if there is a "but" then she aint perfect. "9/10 girl but" seems better imo. I also have a weird aversion to these weird scenarios or the "would rather" where both options are just shitty.

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TopicThe perfect girl but she poops during sex
alfred_ashford
03/06/24 11:51:57 AM
#6
How is she the perfect girl then???? I dont understand these situations. Perfect means perfect, no caveats.

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TopicSo I've been employed at Pizza hut over a month now.
alfred_ashford
03/06/24 11:50:52 AM
#5
Oh man I worked at pizza hut for like 5 days. They threw me to the kitchen alone after watching the training vids on a fucking Wing Wednesday! Didnt even tell me in advance. The manager was like the angry lifer stereotype from Waiting. She was soooo mean to me, I no called no showed for the one and only time in my life there. Happy that you are having a better experience.

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TopicIf I say "unfunny comedian" who's the first person that comes to mind?
alfred_ashford
03/05/24 10:04:01 PM
#179
Brendan Schaub, Bert Kreischer

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TopicIt's crazy how the generation that grew up with the internet
alfred_ashford
03/05/24 10:03:30 PM
#31
Kuuko posted...
"ackshually it's extremely hard to tell sarcasm in text"

No it's not. Sarcasm and satire have been popular in writing for literal thousands of years. Only in the last 10 years did we need to start writing /s.

I think reddit in particular made it popular in large part because of the upvote/downvote system. Which usually runs on momentum and the first few downvotes or upvotes decide whether everyone else will upvote/downvote. And so people write /s to be safe because if some idiot misreads the comment then it could get downvoted to oblivion.

Its 100% reddits fault. Even if you say "ph no i was joking", the pissed off 14 year old bullying victims will yell at you and say you are a liar. Like okay so the thing you dont like is serious but me saying no im joking is a lie??? The killing joke ladies and gentleman

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TopicThere's a reason we celebrate Birthdays and not "Fertilized Egg" Days
alfred_ashford
03/05/24 9:58:24 PM
#63
So if you want abortions to be legal, you are not "pro abortion"? Why are online "lefties" so defensive of their curated list of vocab terms?

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TopicWarner Bros. wants to double down on live service games
alfred_ashford
03/05/24 6:59:52 PM
#31
They have been trying to kamikaze themselves since Zack Snyder fucked up the movieverse

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TopicThink of an animal. Any animal
alfred_ashford
03/05/24 6:56:43 PM
#52
Cheetah...in the bathroom....im shitting.... probably not surviving tho

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TopicIt's pretty ridiculous that Pokemon Home doesn't display a pokemon's number
alfred_ashford
03/04/24 10:42:46 PM
#3
Omfg 100% agreed. Im in the process of organizing my mons and its so annoying having to check the summary. Idgaf what its moves are, that is only relevant when it is in a game. Show me the dex number!

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Topici like garbage food. stale, old, room temp, etc. whatever ppl consider trash
alfred_ashford
03/04/24 10:39:02 PM
#22
Stale oreos are superior for sure. I open the pack and let it sit for about a day. I do agree certain foods being stale have a better texture on general.

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TopicIs Kat Williams insane?
alfred_ashford
03/03/24 6:44:57 PM
#10
Him on WTF with Marc Maron was a conpletely different version of that dude. Even Marc pondered if he was "pulling one over on him" before playing the interview lol

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TopicWhat if there was a super hero who was mentally ill?
alfred_ashford
03/03/24 6:42:09 PM
#16
I had an idea about this recently but knstead of superhero, itd be a CEman with a katana thinking he was a chivalrous gentleman.

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TopicJordan Peterson calls AP woke for report about NJ city with no traffic deaths.
alfred_ashford
03/03/24 11:27:14 AM
#16
RchHomieQuanChi posted...
At this point, "woke" just means anything that's actually good for society

Yeah pretty much. Once I bettered myself and entered a stable relationship, I lost a few "friends" because I went woke. I stopped using pre-workout and drinking caffeine because it gives me anxiety, I check in with my wife before making plans, and I dealt with my demons. Apparently I am a woke pussy who "just got lucky".

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TopicSubway: ''We're charging you a 10% service fee to keep our prices affordable''
alfred_ashford
03/03/24 9:14:37 AM
#19
Lol subway is trash anyway. I liked em in the 5$ era but nowadays they just dont taste good. It smells so good in walmart cuz of them but everytime i would go and buy a sandwich, it was garbage.

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Topichow to identify an unnatural blonde?
alfred_ashford
03/03/24 8:02:56 AM
#3
Eye brows

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TopicIs it worse to have genuine right wing beliefs or to do a right wing grift?
alfred_ashford
03/02/24 11:53:13 PM
#36
Well the grifters perpetuate and empower those with the actual beliefs. So grifters.

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TopicDo you like cats?
alfred_ashford
03/01/24 10:27:58 PM
#13
Not particularly. Litter boxes are disgusting. They are arrogant assholes. They pretend to want to be pet and then you pet them and they eviscerate you.

That said, my wife likes cats more than dogs. Her cat died last year so I was in charge of going to the shelter. I got two so they could bother each other. Well i picked two of the best goddamn cats ever.

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TopicTeen responsible for GTA VI hack sentenced to 'life in a secure hospital'
alfred_ashford
03/01/24 11:08:09 AM
#12
Murphiroth posted...
I think this is the third or fourth time this has been posted without full context making look like he's just in trouble for the GTAVI leak.

Yeah ny first thought was "just for hacking a video game? Damn the nintendo pirate got off easy with a million dollar fine then"

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TopicDo you want mommy milkers to come back?
alfred_ashford
03/01/24 11:05:15 AM
#19
VeggetaX posted...
What word would you prefer?

Im not a huge fan of "funny internet terms for private parts". Or for instance all of the "funny" terms that Andrew Dice Clay made up for pussy. I just call em tits or boobs. Furthest i will go is fun bags. But mommy milkers is weird just like females calling males "daddy". Its too pedo/molest adjacent for me. Makes my stomach not feel good.

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TopicIs calling someone a chud flaming?
alfred_ashford
03/01/24 11:02:14 AM
#40
I always get modded for calling queefs queef so yeah chud is flaming. Its an insult. Just one that the loser mods think is acceptable.

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TopicDo you want mommy milkers to come back?
alfred_ashford
03/01/24 9:08:22 AM
#12
I wish the term would go away, that shit is creepy af

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TopicMaria Zhang, the actress that plays Suki in Netflix's The Avatar is a MAJOR QT
alfred_ashford
02/29/24 12:23:54 PM
#22
VeggetaX posted...
STFU
I was legitamtely asking ya queef

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TopicMaria Zhang, the actress that plays Suki in Netflix's The Avatar is a MAJOR QT
alfred_ashford
02/29/24 12:23:34 PM
#21
boomgetchopped3 posted...
Cutey = qt

Aaaaah okay

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TopicMaria Zhang, the actress that plays Suki in Netflix's The Avatar is a MAJOR QT
alfred_ashford
02/29/24 10:10:23 AM
#2
Whats a QT and how does it clash with your political beliefs?

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TopicMaricopa County Recorder just murdered a man over voter fraud implication
alfred_ashford
02/29/24 9:29:32 AM
#10
*someone literally just explains something in a factual, uninsulting way*
The internet- OMFG HE DEEEEEEAAAAAAAADDDD BUAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG DID YOU SEE DAT HE DEAD HE KILLED HIM HE DEAD WOAH WOW OMFFFFGGGG LMMFFFAOOOOO HES A CHAMP!

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TopicChris Nolan didn't understand the 'You either die a hero' line initially
alfred_ashford
02/28/24 7:03:45 AM
#27
Im really happy to hear Nolan did not write that. It felt so out of place/forced and, as someome on the 1st page said, too edgy.

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TopicI miss my wife and kids
alfred_ashford
02/27/24 9:15:58 PM
#5
That is rough my friend. You will get through it too. Stubborn parents are difficult especially when they NEED help but will not admit it. That is the older generation for ya, or maybe it is just older ppl. Idk!

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TopicWendy's is going to trial Uber like surge pricing
alfred_ashford
02/27/24 9:07:01 PM
#47
At first I thought it was an inhouse delivery service but its for their entire menu? Bring it on. I wont eat there. I only eat fast food on sale anyway, ot if i get a gift card, that new taco bell menu has been a devil in my ear tho. I also do once or twice monthly culvers visit. Other than that I go to the equally priced casual dining restaurants instead. Stuff like this will be great for my diet. Lets go Wendy!

The worst part is that no one wants this but fatfucks will always go back to the trough.

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Topic$7,500 a month for 2 years but an alien follows you everywhere, observing you.
alfred_ashford
02/27/24 9:01:31 PM
#24
Tbh, outside of private functions(bathrooms, sex, sleeping) i am already used to ppl doing this to me anyway. Minus the money of course. So yeah why not. At least itll be for science instead of douchery.

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TopicTaylor Swift seems like a good person
alfred_ashford
02/26/24 7:46:46 PM
#74
Man the arguments on CE are something else lol

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TopicDude really thinks the power of racism and teamwork will win
alfred_ashford
02/26/24 3:37:40 PM
#16
SauI_Goodman posted...
It may have been better if Affleck wasn't all fucked up during that time.

Nah. Zack Snyder does not respect the source material. I will never forget how he told fans that "they are living in a fucking fantasy world" when they criticized his incarnation of Batman. Like dude. Batman lives in a fucking fantasy world so stop forcing reality onto that.

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TopicGoT actor Joseph Gatt had his career ruined by a false accuser he never even met
alfred_ashford
02/26/24 7:08:21 AM
#30
People who make up life changing lies need to be nailed to the wall(figuratively) by the groups they claim to be helping.

The false accusers make it so that when an actual victim comes forth, they are less believed. Especially if the perpetrator is someone who is well liked.

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TopicWent out for drinks with my female co-worker. Now I regret everything.
alfred_ashford
02/26/24 7:01:27 AM
#14
She is your coworker who you carpool and workout with yet you didnt know she was like this already?

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TopicTwitter just ran off Cristina Vee, being falsely accused of being a Zionist
alfred_ashford
02/26/24 6:59:45 AM
#140
Karovorak posted...
Ofc. Just reset, start anew, and keep your posts protected.

They still see no problem with creating a list aimed to harass people.

They still think that they just did some mistake, but are still 99% in the right, so they can go on like usuall.


Exactly the online "left" believe that no matter what pain they bring, as long as it achieves their goal then it is worth it. Sounds familiar.

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TopicTwitter just ran off Cristina Vee, being falsely accused of being a Zionist
alfred_ashford
02/25/24 6:51:38 PM
#33
And the coward hides behind an anime profile pic....and judges people

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