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Revelation34 posted...

Canned beer is shit.

shotgun virgin spotted
join the shotgun master race, u will never drink beer any other way ever again
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despite living in BC I'm not actually aware of anyone I know dying from heroin/fent
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i think it can't hurt. i mean i have that I play guitar. if I was hiring manager, I would hire a guitar god instantly. one thing i decided not to include this time was my fast food jobs so my "work experience" section is small. just my last internship. we'll see how it works.
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i'll just leave it out, probably an HR manager will look at it and they're all pussies whjo drink corona
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it's under interests, not skills
if the hiring person like scraft beer it may just be the in I need
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it was called taco tuesdays and nobody ever cared there was no tacos
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are you a computer programmer? at my last job we drank craft beer on tuesdays
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my resume is well under a page and I'm applying to be a computer prgrammer
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thoughts and conrcerns?
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get me a glass of Kirkland and a Klondike bar
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WhiskeyDisk posted...

But is she HOT?

not really. nice body htough
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in increasing order of extremity:

black breath


harms way


code orange


nails


I like to listen to this type of music when I'm lifting
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yeah I like riverdale it makes me feel yougn
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switch to beer, it's way healthier than that malibu shit for real.
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i smoked weed when i was 14 and i turned out okay
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there is a couple out in public watching something. and the guy is resting his hand on the girls ass. just like groping her non stop in public. is that weird or is it just my birginity talking
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Nomak-54 posted...

Girls never respond to me on tinder
I always open with "wanna Switch and chill" and I get nothing back u____u

arent u like 15
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Judgmenl posted...

Society actually looks down upon people who do not have any kind of passion, so if anything the weebness would make you more likable than having no passion.

Can't be worse than me.

"What do you like to do"
"Me: nothing..."
"???"
"Me: Yea I just spend all of my free time on the computer talking to people"
"Like Facebook?"
"Me: No I don't use that pozzed garbage"
"???"
"Me: Yea I get that a lot"
"Do you have any other hobbies?"
"Me: Yea I like to listen to podcasts"
"Like what?"
"Oh politics and current events"
Note: <it is never a good idea to drop the conversation here>
"Do you like anything else? Like do you watch TV or go to the gym?"
"Me: No not really... Haven't owned a TV since 2008 and I do a bit of walking when I can"
"..."

Then you remind yourself the last time you had a friend was back around 2010-2011.

sorry
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"damn who is that girl in the Amazon Dress"
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MagicOracle posted...

Kyuubi4269 posted...

I don't think porn ever has a sheathed cock.

euro or asian porn probably will
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do you remember how many breads you have eaten in your life?
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chipotle
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used to work there, became a sandwich artist god. so I can't eat subway made by another person cause they are all shit at making them compared to me
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why's the sky blue? why's water wet?
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Firewood18 posted...

My wife drinks alot of water. She squirts that Mio stuff in it.

so she drinks a lot of uhhh sugar water
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whats the deal with all these humans being alcoholics
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50 exact copies of my car would be worth 50k
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just wanted 2 let u know i have feelings 4 u
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kislev posted...

People forget they advertised Awakening a whole lot more,i didnt even know what Fire Emblem was before Awakening

I knew since I played Melee. saw FE7 at the store and I was like "OMG it's Roy!" Took me until the end of Lyn Mode to figure out that it wasn't Roy.
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Awakening added casual mode, waifu sim, and endless grinding. and now that's all anyone does in FE. simple as that
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"hey guys" *smack smack smack smack*

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been there. just be yourself. or be normal. somewhere in between.
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Not because I was sick. My wife was getting an ultrasound to discover the sex of our child.
As the doctor is examining her, he starts to say "It's a boy!" and then he looks slightly offput. "...And his name is Kyle." I am taken aback. I can barely muster a single word. "What?" I ask calmly. The doctor repeats himself. "This child's name is Kyle." Jesus christ. I was excited about having a child but not if it's a fucking Kyle.
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ImmortalityV posted...

Instagram.com/cryingatmoonlight

you need to wash your hair
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Meet the Frickers
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ImmortalityV posted...

Sucks that Japanese comit suicide. Great people.
Hell noone should end their life ever

yeah um it sucks that people die. as far as suicides go, Japan isn't even in the top 20 countries.

MannerSaurus posted...

I mean, this was the culture that centuries ago had Seppuku as a wonderful honorable thing to do if you shamed your lord.

nobody thought seppuku was wonderful, it was a form of capital punishment. it was perhaps honorable versus hanging or torture
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told blackberry u can't play me 14 dollars a minute to move to waterloo
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Please stop asking me if I'm 31, I just turned 72.
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big toe. makes shoes and walking hurt more
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k-pop music seems to be getting worse even though there are hotter girls than ever. Twice Momo has the perfect look but her voice is probably one of the worst in the genre
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what is with people on this website and giving no context ever
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I read hitchhikers guide, half of the sequel, and the first two chapters of universal harvester by joh ndarnielle
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EclairReturns posted...

I think I do that because I don't actually know anyone in real life; pointing out that I [supposedly] know some tidbits about other people's lives gives me the illusion that I know you people, but I'm only fooling myself...

that's a FeelsBadMan
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wow, congrats. I'm pretty sure that's something that most guys have never experienced in their life.
that probably reads like sarcasm but I'm serious.
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It was a good year I think. I just did a bunch of things I always wanted to do but was too lazy before. Bought my first car. Bleached my hair. Posted some guitar covers on YouTube. Went to Japan. Joined a club at school. Made new friends. Went on a date with a girl. Started bodybuilding. Got back into Dota.

Some sort of bad parts like endless back pain and budding alcoholism but if I continue to ignore such trivial concerns I should be able to live a pretty swell life for the time being.
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Nightengale posted...

bump

let's all laugh at kyuubi's conspiracy theorizing

kyuubis mom cancelled my players unknown battle ground subscription because she found out i was laughing at him
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I got Riff Racer for $3.29 and I got a refund cause it was so bad
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the ol logitech piece-of-shit 100 boy
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