Poll of the Day > Got my first Tinder date in an hour, oooOOoOoh

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RCtheWSBC
01/22/18 6:27:26 PM
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Trying to get all my farts out now.
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Doctor Foxx
01/22/18 6:29:04 PM
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Good luck, get it
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RCtheWSBC
01/22/18 6:30:11 PM
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Doctor Foxx posted...
Good luck, get it

Thanks! I got another one scheduled for Friday, already feeling overwhelmed lol >__>

I haven't done this shit in years
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Nomak-54
01/22/18 6:37:05 PM
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Girls never respond to me on tinder
I always open with "wanna Switch and chill" and I get nothing back u____u
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RCtheWSBC
01/22/18 6:37:45 PM
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Nomak-54 posted...
Girls never respond to me on tinder
I always open with "wanna Switch and chill" and I get nothing back u____u

Poor opener
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Snuggletoof
01/22/18 6:51:11 PM
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What you got planned?
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Jen0125
01/22/18 6:51:31 PM
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SBD him
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TheCyborgNinja
01/22/18 6:52:47 PM
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How would you react to him getting a random, unprovoked boner?
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RCtheWSBC
01/22/18 6:53:44 PM
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Snuggletoof posted...
What you got planned?

Just meeting up at a cafe downtown for tea and coffee. We were going to try to go to a museum but they closed already.

Jen0125 posted...
SBD him

Super Bold Dress him? what?
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Jen0125
01/22/18 6:54:05 PM
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silent but deadly duh
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RCtheWSBC
01/22/18 6:54:25 PM
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TheCyborgNinja posted...
How would you react to him getting a random, unprovoked boner?

Well first of all I hope I wouldn't notice or that he wouldn't bring attention to it.

Jen0125 posted...
silent but deadly duh

lol man

I cleared out the pipes, I should be good!
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DrPrimemaster
01/22/18 6:54:27 PM
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Sex, Breakfast, Ditch?
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SunWuKung420
01/22/18 6:59:44 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
I cleared out the pipes, I should be good!


That's his job!
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RCtheWSBC
01/22/18 7:01:17 PM
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ughhhh sunwu why

you tire me
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Sarcasthma
01/22/18 7:02:00 PM
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Lure him into bed and Dutch oven him.
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RCtheWSBC
01/22/18 7:05:21 PM
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Why don't I shit on the cafe table while I'm at it
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SunWuKung420
01/22/18 7:05:23 PM
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Everyone else can make sex jokes, but I can't? Don't segregate me.
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RCtheWSBC
01/22/18 7:07:20 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Everyone else can make sex jokes, but I can't? Don't segregate me.

bruh i was talking about pooping, i don't want to associate sex with shit.
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Muffinz0rz
01/22/18 7:11:46 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
Why don't I shit on the cafe table while I'm at it

I mean maybe he's into that stuff
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RCtheWSBC
01/22/18 7:12:15 PM
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I'm sure the cafe owners aren't as into it
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SunWuKung420
01/22/18 7:12:32 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
Why don't I shit on the cafe table while I'm at it

I mean maybe he's into that stuff


Hopefully, it's a glass table.
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Blighboy
01/22/18 7:13:08 PM
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RC is tinder a hook up app or dating app I'm never quite sure
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RCtheWSBC
01/22/18 7:14:16 PM
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Blighboy posted...
RC is tinder a hook up app or dating app I'm never quite sure

It's whatever you make of it. Some people use it for one purpose or the other. Some folks start off using it for hookups and end up finding someone they actually want to date.
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Blighboy
01/22/18 7:14:58 PM
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Can it be a waifu app
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Muffinz0rz
01/22/18 7:15:02 PM
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Blighboy posted...
RC is tinder a hook up app or dating app I'm never quite sure

It started as a hookup app (which it moreso is in college scenarios still) but I've had success with it as a dating app. My last relationship that spawned from tinder lasted over a year.
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jsb0714
01/22/18 7:15:10 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
Trying to get all my farts out now.

What if the date's a dud? You might need an out.
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RCtheWSBC
01/22/18 7:15:22 PM
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Blighboy posted...
Can it be a waifu app

Please no

jsb0714 posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
Trying to get all my farts out now.

What if the date's a dud? You might need an out.

Ending a date with a fart? Is that what people do?
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Blighboy
01/22/18 7:17:19 PM
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I'm not your average kawaii neko

Do not message me unless you are at least ich ni sugoi

Don't expect handholding on the first date
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RCtheWSBC
01/22/18 7:18:13 PM
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C'mon man, I said please
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green dragon
01/22/18 7:18:40 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
I cleared out the pipes, I should be good!


That's his job!

I lol'd

Sorry...
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Muffinz0rz
01/22/18 7:19:24 PM
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green dragon posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
I cleared out the pipes, I should be good!


That's his job!

I lol'd

Sorry...

I did too, I don't know how I missed this lmao
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SunWuKung420
01/22/18 7:21:52 PM
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My gems always go unnoticed, just like rc's farts.
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RCtheWSBC
01/22/18 7:22:20 PM
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My farts are rank, lol
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Muffinz0rz
01/22/18 7:33:04 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
My farts are rank, lol

hot
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DirtBasedSoap
01/22/18 7:35:04 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Everyone else can make sex jokes, but I can't? Don't segregate me.

bruh i was talking about pooping, i don't want to associate sex with shit.

I think he conflates those two a lot
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Snuggletoof
01/22/18 7:35:37 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
My farts are ranked number one, lol
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DirtBasedSoap
01/22/18 7:42:17 PM
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what would you do if you met up with this guy and he was actually ICOYAR?
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Jen0125
01/22/18 7:45:22 PM
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what if he wants to wear a gas mask and have you fart into the end of the airhose directly into his face
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helIy
01/22/18 7:46:19 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
what if he wants to wear a gas mask and have you fart into the end of the airhose directly into his face

XS5LK
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EvilMegas
01/22/18 8:34:03 PM
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You can fart in front of me anytime.
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OmegaTomHank
01/22/18 8:42:09 PM
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Bruh...
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Muffinz0rz
01/22/18 8:54:31 PM
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OmegaTomHank posted...
Bruh...

#StopKinkShaming2018
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ASlaveObeys
01/22/18 8:54:59 PM
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I'm so gassy right now.
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RCtheWSBC
01/22/18 10:04:28 PM
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Y'all this date went really well! Really great conversation. We're going to get dinner soon
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SusanGreenEyes
01/22/18 10:07:36 PM
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I'm glad you had fun.
Was he cute?
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acesxhigh
01/22/18 10:07:44 PM
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Nomak-54 posted...
Girls never respond to me on tinder
I always open with "wanna Switch and chill" and I get nothing back u____u

arent u like 15
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TheCyborgNinja
01/22/18 10:09:02 PM
#48:


Aw yeah
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RCtheWSBC
01/22/18 10:12:05 PM
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SusanGreenEyes posted...
I'm glad you had fun.
Was he cute?

Yes! And he has some creative hobbies and job experiences. He's on tour with the Isley Brothers as a trombone player for their band!
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SunWuKung420
01/22/18 10:28:51 PM
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Trombone, that was his code for cleaning your pipes.
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