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TopicWilly Wonka event advertised with AI images leaves children in tears
__aCEr__
02/28/24 11:04:48 AM
#114
Find a Pyrite Ticket in one of our Wonka Xanax Bars.

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TopicITT: we make an RHCP song one line at a time
__aCEr__
02/28/24 10:56:21 AM
#3
California

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TopicGot my bloodwork back. My cholesterol is normal again >_>
__aCEr__
02/27/24 3:35:56 PM
#4
High BUN ratio? Even your body is telling you that you're really an ass man.

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TopicNew AVGN episode dropped: The Goonies
__aCEr__
02/25/24 10:30:55 PM
#8
Bring in all the Screenwave guys to create the Ultimate Truffle Shuffle.

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TopicCE, I'm a moron and a fool (airsoft injury)
__aCEr__
02/25/24 12:21:53 AM
#8
It ain't airsoft if you're shooting steel BBs.

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TopicPanties
__aCEr__
02/24/24 10:34:27 PM
#6
Panties! Glorious panties!

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TopicAI chip firm Nvidia valued at $2tn
__aCEr__
02/24/24 10:22:58 PM
#2
Would not at all be surprised if it becomes the company with the highest market cap by the end of 2025.

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TopicI have 36 condoms that expire in 38 days
__aCEr__
02/24/24 6:44:19 PM
#15
Just have sex with this new girl, her roommate, and your mom 12 times a piece.

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TopicIf you need a lot of money and have no shame
__aCEr__
02/24/24 6:27:58 PM
#4
That's the streaker from several years ago and he didn't get his money.

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Topic"Super size me" the McDonalds documentary may have been BS...
__aCEr__
02/24/24 2:30:16 PM
#11
REALLY old news, man.

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TopicDoes anybody here remember a CEman named Apocalypse_Edge who was always lonely?
__aCEr__
02/24/24 12:10:57 AM
#30
Goydos! THAT was that guy's name! Often when those "Remember this CEmen" topics pop up I think about that dude who seemed like the most miserable and insufferable person here but could never quite come up with the name.

Goydos. Yes. That's who I was thinking of.

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TopicOh, ok. Discovery really leaned into the Kari Byron thirst, huh?
__aCEr__
02/23/24 10:23:48 PM
#7
Well do they?

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TopicRemember that CEman who ate cat food?
__aCEr__
02/22/24 10:08:08 PM
#20
You gotta get Fancy Feast. It's got "fancy" right in the name!

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TopicSprained my ankle playing basketball yesterday
__aCEr__
02/20/24 9:57:04 PM
#6
When you go to smoke clowns but end up smoked by a clown.

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TopicWhat's CE opinion on the Vaush scandal?
__aCEr__
02/20/24 12:39:45 PM
#54
Streamers really need to learn that their streaming rig is their work computer and do any weird shit or anything regarding sensitive information on a separate machine.

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TopicTrump confuses 9/11 with 7/11
__aCEr__
02/18/24 8:20:45 PM
#7
That happened in 2016.

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TopicKristen Stewart defends photos of her wearing a jockstrap.
__aCEr__
02/18/24 1:04:42 PM
#22
Who pays any attention to Rolling Stone, anymore? This isn't the 70s.

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TopicTurns out that Tucker Carlson's Moscow shopping video is bullshit...
__aCEr__
02/17/24 9:18:09 PM
#28
Everyone is well aware that Tucker Carlson is just a Western mouthpiece for Putin's propaganda.

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TopicOrdered pizza delivery, they tacked on a delivery fee and still ask if I want to
__aCEr__
02/17/24 7:53:05 PM
#5
I refuse to believe that in 2024 this is the first time you've encountered a delivery fee that's separate from a tip. There are better ways drive engagement for shitty topics.

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TopicWere you ever addicted to video games growing up?
__aCEr__
02/17/24 7:47:27 PM
#17
Nah. Now my step-brother...he played WoW from the time we got home from school until bedtime every day for YEARS.

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TopicI can't wait for people to be triggered when Kamala Harris is POTUS
__aCEr__
02/17/24 6:53:18 PM
#46
Buttsage, do you have a single opinion that isn't absolute garbage?

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TopicWhy doesn't Bruce Banner tear his pants when he becomes the Hulk?
__aCEr__
02/17/24 4:55:28 PM
#2
Radiation poisoning is not a joking matter, TC.

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TopicWow, Madame Web might be the most obvious paid off ign "review" ever
__aCEr__
02/17/24 4:49:48 PM
#15


Fucking nobody remembers Tank Girl, random IGN opinion piece writer.

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TopicWhat did you name as your favourite food in SNES Earthbound?
__aCEr__
02/17/24 4:44:48 PM
#4
Steak

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TopicWhat're you currently playing CE?
__aCEr__
02/17/24 4:14:57 PM
#27
Beat the new Prince of Persia yesterday. It was alright. Seemed a lot longer than a typical Metroidvania which I felt kind of worked against it.

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Topicwhich shirt should i wear on my date tonite
__aCEr__
02/17/24 3:52:41 PM
#8
I hope the back of the Bigfoot tee says "but I ate his instead."

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TopicHero police dog discovers monkey mummies at airport
__aCEr__
02/17/24 1:54:44 PM
#12
Can't even have a jerked monkey at the airport these days.

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TopicWhat's a behaviour you can't stand?
__aCEr__
02/17/24 1:04:57 AM
#48
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Sir, you're on the escabator.

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TopicI have come to a likely contraversial conclusion about certain "music"
__aCEr__
02/17/24 12:44:04 AM
#61
Just when I thought you couldn't act like a bigger dork you go and post some anime song as an example of good rap.

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TopicWtf just happened to the topic about the guy getting hit by a car?
__aCEr__
02/16/24 11:48:38 PM
#11
Big Auto hiding the truth!

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TopicI've had 13 login attempts to my Microsoft account so far today
__aCEr__
02/16/24 3:42:00 PM
#3
I just wanna play some Xbox, bro.

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TopicJimmy Garoppolo is being SUSPENDED for using PEDs!!
__aCEr__
02/16/24 12:42:30 PM
#4
Bet it was Rain-X since the dude is made of glass.

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TopicWould Kamala be able to beat Trump?
__aCEr__
02/15/24 9:59:44 PM
#12
Absolutely not. I don't think anybody actually likes her.

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TopicWho wants to see Zendaya's outfit at the Dune: Part 2 premiere? >_>
__aCEr__
02/15/24 9:25:32 PM
#15
Okay these Stellar Blade outfits are just getting ridiculous.

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TopicConflict has been REINCARNATED into a New User
__aCEr__
02/14/24 5:25:22 PM
#14
They will 100% use it for impersonation.

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Topic2pm and the moon is out
__aCEr__
02/14/24 2:12:39 PM
#3
Why does the moon have to do all its work at night? What's it hiding?

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TopicCop hears an acorn hit his car and empties a clip into in his police car...
__aCEr__
02/14/24 2:09:31 PM
#144
Did his partner have a bodycam? She was closer to the car and in front of it so she should have had a clear view that the guy was handcuffed in the car...and she still shot at him, too. I hope she also lost her job.

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TopicMy Valentine's Day gift to CE:
__aCEr__
02/14/24 12:53:09 PM
#7
TC gonna be gone before the Valentine's candy gets discounted.

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Topic(old) about NASA sending nudes to space
__aCEr__
02/14/24 12:36:40 PM
#3
New satellite who dis?

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TopicHappy VD my friends!
__aCEr__
02/14/24 12:24:41 PM
#2
Every day is VD when you got the clap.

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TopicGot my tax return! Woo woo.
__aCEr__
02/14/24 12:21:33 PM
#22
Man I got the last of my paperwork just yesterday.

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TopicC\D: Right to fear for your life - should be added to the bill or rights
__aCEr__
02/14/24 10:29:00 AM
#2
They haven't even added the right to party yet.

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TopicEmperor Palpatine has sex
__aCEr__
02/13/24 11:17:02 PM
#21
Are you penetrating me, Master Jedi?

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TopicCop hears an acorn hit his car and empties a clip into in his police car...
__aCEr__
02/13/24 11:14:05 PM
#96
Two cops unloaded their magazines and (thankfully) didn't even hit their target once. Probably should have trained them how to roll, too.

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TopicConservatives have a melty that taylor had the audacity to drink beer on live tv
__aCEr__
02/13/24 12:54:47 PM
#3
Lord knows you shouldn't show beer during an an event that has been home to the most famous beer commercials.

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TopicMadame Web reviews are coming out and it's getting shredded
__aCEr__
02/13/24 10:08:04 AM
#27
Don't worry I'm sure Kraven will be good, Sony.

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TopicNick GaS.
__aCEr__
02/12/24 10:12:02 PM
#19
Yeah rewatching episodes of Nick Arcade I think it was more the technology being kinda junky and not so much that the kids weren't good.

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TopicNick GaS.
__aCEr__
02/12/24 9:00:31 PM
#13
I'd love to see some episodes of Wild n Crazy Kids again.

Has that show ever aired anywhere since its original run?

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TopicSwifties are some annoying creatures.
__aCEr__
02/11/24 11:38:33 PM
#4
Gosh remember when the Super Bowl wasn't so commercial?

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