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jediknight0056 02/23/24 6:32:54 PM #1:	I bought them (brand new) in 2019 when I was having sex at least tri-annually. Then the pandemic happened so I didn't date for all this time, mostly out of apathy. But I did have a successful first date 2 days ago that ended with a kiss so I'd say there's a chance I won't have to pitch them all. But... she has a roommate and I just moved back in with my mom so that's not going to help. Stay tuned for updates! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c350771b.jpg ~~one post topic~~ <cite>jediknight0056 posted [p:979007270] in I have 36 ... [t:80704360]...</cite> <quote>I bought them (brand new) in 2019 when I was having sex at least tri-annually. Then the pandemic happened so I didn't date for all this time, mostly out of apathy. But I did have a successful first date 2 days ago that ended with a kiss so I'd say there's a chance I won't have to pitch them all. But... she has a roommate and I just moved back in with my mom so that's not going to help. Stay tuned for updates! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c350771b.jpgone post topic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PraxagoraKassan 02/23/24 6:34:53 PM #2:	WHOM is this person --- triple down <cite>PraxagoraKassan posted [p:979007309] in I have 36 ... [t:80704360]...</cite> <quote>WHOM is this person </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 02/23/24 6:36:03 PM #3:	What a waste. Theyre not even good for water balloons either. All of the water pools at the tip and expands indefinitely instead of filling in the shaft section at all. --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:979007333] in I have 36 ... [t:80704360]...</cite> <quote>What a waste. Theyre not even good for water balloons either. All of the water pools at the tip and expands indefinitely instead of filling in the shaft section at all. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Naysaspace 02/23/24 6:36:12 PM #4:	Just buy new ones. Babies are more expensive than a 20 box of condoms --- leafs rule <cite>Naysaspace posted [p:979007336] in I have 36 ... [t:80704360]...</cite> <quote>Just buy new ones. Babies are more expensive than a 20 box of condoms </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 02/23/24 6:40:16 PM #5:	Use em for easy deed clean up --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:979007400] in I have 36 ... [t:80704360]...</cite> <quote>Use em for easy deed clean up </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 02/23/24 6:42:04 PM #6:	Naysaspace posted... Babies are more expensive than a 20 box of condoms it's the truth. also helpful to avoid getting pregnant in the first place. conservatives want to put a full abortion ban if they could. --- done with fall guys until the next fame pass currently playing: the legend of heroes: trails to azure (ps4) <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:979007435] in I have 36 ... [t:80704360]...</cite> <quote>Naysaspace posted...</cite><quote>Babies are more expensive than a 20 box of condoms</quote>it's the truth.also helpful to avoid getting pregnant in the first place.conservatives want to put a full abortion ban if they could. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thud 02/23/24 6:44:46 PM #7:	Put them all on at once and make a super condom --- If anyone disparaged you the way you disparage yourself, I would wish to strike them with an axe <cite>Thud posted [p:979007482] in I have 36 ... [t:80704360]...</cite> <quote>Put them all on at once and make a super condom </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PraxagoraKassan 02/23/24 6:48:22 PM #8:	R1masher posted... Use em for easy deed clean up That only works on Setting: Fast --- triple down <cite>PraxagoraKassan posted [p:979007535] in I have 36 ... [t:80704360]...</cite> <quote>R1masher posted... </cite><quote>Use em for easy deed clean up</quote>That only works on Setting: Fast </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordFarquad1312 02/23/24 6:49:37 PM #9:	Sounds like a pleasant Saturday afternoon --- El sexo sucio y el planeta limpio. "If you are tired of fear from links... Let Kirby's Nightmare protect you." <cite>LordFarquad1312 posted [p:979007555] in I have 36 ... [t:80704360]...</cite> <quote>Sounds like a pleasant Saturday afternoon </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 02/23/24 6:59:32 PM #10:	Is TC the dude that burned down the church in the name of CE? --- Genius, Thousandaire, Playboy, Philanthropist <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:979007728] in I have 36 ... [t:80704360]...</cite> <quote>Is TC the dude that burned down the church in the name of CE? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jediknight0056 02/23/24 7:02:45 PM #11:	Naysaspace posted... Just buy new ones. Babies are more expensive than a 20 box of condoms Can't I sue the company if she gets pregnant? Returning_CEmen posted... Is TC the dude that burned down the church in the name of CE? Nope, he's my evil cousin12345 <cite>jediknight0056 posted [p:979007763] in I have 36 ... [t:80704360]...</cite> <quote>Naysaspace posted... </cite><quote>Just buy new ones. Babies are more expensive than a 20 box of condoms</quote>Can't I sue the company if she gets pregnant?Returning_CEmen posted... </cite><quote>Is TC the dude that burned down the church in the name of CE?</quote>Nope, he's my evil cousin12345</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jediknight0056 02/23/24 7:06:46 PM #12:	Thud posted... Put them all on at once and make a super condom The latest viral challenge... how many condoms can you put on your penis at once without it crushing it <cite>jediknight0056 posted [p:979007815] in I have 36 ... [t:80704360]...</cite> <quote>Thud posted... </cite><quote>Put them all on at once and make a super condom</quote>The latest viral challenge... how many condoms can you put on your penis at once without it crushing it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jediknight0056 02/24/24 6:38:39 PM #13:	37 days left... She is out of town right now and I leave town in the morning for a few days so it's gonna be probably a week till I might have a chance to use any <cite>jediknight0056 posted [p:979024251] in I have 36 ... [t:80704360]...</cite> <quote>37 days left...She is out of town right now and I leave town in the morning for a few days so it's gonna be probably a week till I might have a chance to use any </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kai_Laguna 02/24/24 6:41:00 PM #14:	Just say but condoms can make masturbation funner by helping it last longer. <cite>Kai_Laguna posted [p:979024277] in I have 36 ... [t:80704360]...</cite> <quote>Just say but condoms can make masturbation funner by helping it last longer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
__aCEr__ 02/24/24 6:44:19 PM #15:	Just have sex with this new girl, her roommate, and your mom 12 times a piece. --- See you next Wednesday. <cite>__aCEr__ posted [p:979024322] in I have 36 ... [t:80704360]...</cite> <quote>Just have sex with this new girl, her roommate, and your mom 12 times a piece. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GeminiDeus 02/24/24 6:44:37 PM #16:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdqzusBZzak also, "nah babe, condoms are too small for me" --- Without truth, there is nothing. <cite>GeminiDeus posted [p:979024327] in I have 36 ... [t:80704360]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdqzusBZzakalso, "nah babe, condoms are too small for me" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 02/24/24 6:46:12 PM #17:	Tell the girl the situation and suggest you guys use up every last one <cite>Zikten posted [p:979024349] in I have 36 ... [t:80704360]...</cite> <quote>Tell the girl the situation and suggest you guys use up every last one</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Block_that_Kick 02/24/24 6:47:10 PM #18:	Pull out --- The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off. <cite>Block_that_Kick posted [p:979024363] in I have 36 ... [t:80704360]...</cite> <quote>Pull out </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Waxitron_Gazer 02/24/24 6:59:41 PM #19:	if you've ever looked at anything in your household and thought "i wonder what that'd be like if i put it in my butt" then you can use up those condoms pretty quick. --- five, five, five, jack -five nobs <cite>Waxitron_Gazer posted [p:979024513] in I have 36 ... [t:80704360]...</cite> <quote>if you've ever looked at anything in your household and thought "i wonder what that'd be like if i put it in my butt" then you can use up those condoms pretty quick. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Chadawah 02/24/24 7:13:16 PM #21:	in about 17 days you will have one for each --- Bethany took my pickles. All of them. Even the spicey ones. <cite>Chadawah posted [p:979024698] in I have 36 ... [t:80704360]...</cite> <quote>in about 17 days you will have one for each </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere_Man 02/24/24 7:22:27 PM #22:	Fill them with orange jello and sell them online to a *** supporters. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere_Man posted [p:979024810] in I have 36 ... [t:80704360]...</cite> <quote>Fill them with orange jello and sell them online to a *** supporters. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssk9716757 02/24/24 7:36:52 PM #23:	i believe in you. one a day and you'll be good. --- "GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site." -CJayC <cite>ssk9716757 posted [p:979025030] in I have 36 ... [t:80704360]...</cite> <quote>i believe in you. one a day and you'll be good. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 02/25/24 11:54:02 AM #24:	Whats the current unused condom count? we need a daily tracker. --- Genius, Thousandaire, Playboy, Philanthropist <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:979034568] in I have 36 ... [t:80704360]...</cite> <quote>Whats the current unused condom count?we need a daily tracker. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jediknight0056 02/25/24 5:21:48 PM #25:	GeminiDeus posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdqzusBZzak Lmao that's awesome Zikten posted... Tell the girl the situation and suggest you guys use up every last one After we do the first time I will probably mention something ssk9716757 posted... i believe in you. one a day and you'll be good. Thank you for the support Returning_CEmen posted... Whats the current unused condom count? we need a daily tracker. I'm out of town so it's still 36 days/condoms left. So I'm going to have to use multiple a day at some point. <cite>jediknight0056 posted [p:979039441] in I have 36 ... [t:80704360]...</cite> <quote>GeminiDeus posted... </cite><quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdqzusBZzak</quote>Lmao that's awesomeZikten posted... </cite><quote>Tell the girl the situation and suggest you guys use up every last one</quote>After we do the first time I will probably mention somethingssk9716757 posted... </cite><quote>i believe in you. one a day and you'll be good.</quote>Thank you for the support Returning_CEmen posted... </cite><quote>Whats the current unused condom count?we need a daily tracker.</quote>I'm out of town so it's still 36 days/condoms left. So I'm going to have to use multiple a day at some point.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 02/25/24 5:53:42 PM #26:	Returning_CEmen posted... Is TC the dude that burned down the church in the name of CE? The username is familiar at the least. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:979039969] in I have 36 ... [t:80704360]...</cite> <quote>Returning_CEmen posted... </cite><quote>Is TC the dude that burned down the church in the name of CE?</quote> The username is familiar at the least. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkDoc 02/25/24 6:27:36 PM #27:	Well, for people not in a relationship, they sell condoms individually in case you have a one night stand. Then, for people in a new relationship, they sell them in packs of 3 (Friday, Saturday, Sunday). Then, for people in a long term relationship, they sell them in packs of 12 (one for January, one for February...) jediknight0056 posted... I bought them (brand new I'm wondering why you feel you needed to specify this <cite>DarkDoc posted [p:979040450] in I have 36 ... [t:80704360]...</cite> <quote>Well, for people not in a relationship, they sell condoms individually in case you have a one night stand.Then, for people in a new relationship, they sell them in packs of 3 (Friday, Saturday, Sunday).Then, for people in a long term relationship, they sell them in packs of 12 (one for January, one for February...)jediknight0056 posted...</cite><quote>I bought them (brand new</quote>I'm wondering why you feel you needed to specify this</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 02/26/24 7:44:08 AM #28:	DarkDoc posted... Then, for people in a new relationship, they sell them in packs of 3 (Friday, Saturday, Sunday). Then, for people in a long term relationship, they sell them in packs of 12 (one for January, one for February...) i can't believe i chuckled at this --- https://i.imgur.com/286sD4e.png http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html <cite>Choco posted [p:979048738] in I have 36 ... [t:80704360]...</cite> <quote>DarkDoc posted... </cite><quote>Then, for people in a new relationship, they sell them in packs of 3 (Friday, Saturday, Sunday).Then, for people in a long term relationship, they sell them in packs of 12 (one for January, one for February...)</quote>i can't believe i chuckled at this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkDoc 02/26/24 4:36:13 PM #29:	:-) <cite>DarkDoc posted [p:979057468] in I have 36 ... [t:80704360]...</cite> <quote>:-)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Torgo 02/26/24 4:38:31 PM #30:	Find one girl that likes to fuck a lot, or find three dozen for one night stands. Those are the ONLY two choices. Adhering to a normal, healthy sex life and then disposing of condoms when they expire is ridiculous! --- Current signature not available. <cite>Torgo posted [p:979057500] in I have 36 ... [t:80704360]...</cite> <quote>Find one girl that likes to fuck a lot, or find three dozen for one night stands.Those are the ONLY two choices. Adhering to a normal, healthy sex life and then disposing of condoms when they expire is ridiculous! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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