Lurker > Zikten

He won't play Fire Emblem. Too many hot girls, and he's married dood!

https://youtu.be/UgDwX802LaA

Phil addresses his going viral over sucking at Zelda

I haven't played that game or even watched any footage of it. But it sounds like Phil is just completely ignoring tutorials

He has a cat. Him leaving poison on the floor should get his cat taken away.

b_nolan posted...

Pretty sure the reason he still eats off paper plates is because his dish washer is still broken...even though it's been 2 years, but you're banned if you bring it up now.

He owns a kitchen sink though right? Does he not know how to wash dishes by hand?

I heard that people are thinking Kat had a car accident and this was Phil's way to get more money from donations. Attempting sympathy

https://youtu.be/31-rmYE-FnQ

Phil says it's immoral to talk badly about him

https://youtu.be/CDoriKFv0cw

He claims he has no time to find a cheaper tire

BurmesePenguin posted...

Phil asked the dents what kind of "theme-styled event" they would like to see.

Stop it.

Someone said say

"A retirement party"

I wonder who these people are who have massive amounts of money to just throw at Phil every day

He loves to say the term "Meaningful Content"

When does the family interview come out?

https://youtu.be/FITiKBPmtFs

He got a bubble gun. He thinks this will improve his streams

I saw that earlier. He acts like its impossible for him to stop swearing. He knows what the issue is, but he refuses to act on it. Instead just whines

Phil thinks people who enjoy fucking around in a game for fun, are wasting their time. Mocks people for being creative in Tears of the Kingdom

https://youtu.be/4SgDyrhoMOA

Kat would be pretty funny

DevilZhouYu posted...

With DSP poking the hornets nest AGAIN, Keem has thrown down the gauntlet.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/5/9/AAQD8fAAEdEr.jpg

If he doesn't take this 2nd chance, he is even dumber than I thought

https://youtu.be/9InyIVg-Zao

He thinks his react videos are peak quality and better than everyone else

What if they got Chris Chan?

b_nolan posted...

Phil's big summer project is already up in flames, DSP admitted that he was talking with Boogie and Wings about making a podcast without Keem involved And he basically sat there talking trash about Keem So when Keem found out, he just offered Wings and Boogie a better deal to do the podcast with him and leave DSP out of it

Nice

so some rumor is that his wife left him.

https://youtu.be/ArH0nYUDQ8E

This channel puts a cartoon filter on Phil I think to avoid being copyright striked

athomas917 posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/5/2/AAEm6SAAEbzU.jpg

According to Google, she is 31 years old

Apparently tomorrow is the 7th anniversary of when Phil self pleasured himself on stream

If Biden did actually slay God, he'd be the most famous president in history

that whole team is collapsing. I wonder what happened behind the scenes

DigitalCamera posted...

lol @ this flopic

Then why did you bump it?

People will still support this law if they don't have any trans kids themselves. It's easy to support it if you

1. Don't have a trans child

2. Think anyone who does have a trans child, is abusing the kid

They just need the hateful majority to support this.

Does he know its optional?

Bobby Kotick will never face justice unless this deal goes through. Kotick is gleeful today. If the deal went through, he'd be fucked

I want to date a wandering horse girl swordswoman who seeks glory across the land. We first meet when she saves me from bandits, and I follow her, which at first annoys the shit out of her

But eventually she grows fond of me. But then one day a villain shoots an arrow in me in front of her and I die in her arms while she vows revenge

I don't remember his name

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This. Doesnt matter what Republicans do. This is still a murder and the victim was a human being. We don't just ignore this murder because it fits in with republican propaganda

CrabFeeder posted...

What about existing Canadian teams in the NHL?

CrabFeeder posted...

What about WNBA?

Each province can have a team i guess and the wnba can take part too

But anyway, I'm done worrying about this. Apparently my idea would not work. I still think it would be an improvement if it was possible though.

A_Good_Boy posted...

You might as well start.

No point. I'm not the ass you think I am

b_nolan posted...

Because he doesn't live pay check to pay check like he claims. He makes almost 120 grand a year

So he isn't in bankruptcy? Where does his profits come from?

Axiom posted...

........lmfao

That doesn't answer my question

would Microsoft still make a profit, if they stop doing business in the UK? If the entire world is ok with the merge but the UK, then maybe they should cut ties with the UK

I am not being condescending to anyone, though.

What would be easier on the earth environment, every human eating plants? Or every human eating bugs?

pfh1001 posted...

100% chance.

Zikten posted...

No I don't say sports ball.

You think just because I have a weird idea about organizing the leagues that I say sports ball? Someone who said sports ball wouldn't even have enough interest in sports to be thinking about this

You probably think I say hand egg as well

Does Brazil have an Area 51?

Dietpepsi420 posted...

What about DC? Do they lose all 4 of their teams?

DC and the territories could have teams too. I think the nbc show Great American Song Contest treated them like states and let them each have a contestant