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chollima posted...

Why? Never trust anyone who steals other people's stuff.

Because to me seeking out food to steal is a sign of desperation. I'd rather investigate and find the culprits circumstances before choosing to give them a warning (at most). Cutting off somebodies income over this is not right, it is a minor mistake and does not necessarily mean the person is untrustworthy.

I really hope you're just trolling or something
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That's not true. Timberlake never gave anyone herpes
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Kombucha posted...

pretty sure republicans would remove democratic input if they had the chance.

If only they were as tolerant and open minded about other people's views as democrats
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So I take it experts = asshurt liberals. Because no chance in hell Trump is even worse than Bush yet.
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She didn't forget. She didn't want to hang out with you. Move on bro
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See CE. This is why you tip
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I legitimately hate Friends
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pikachupwnage posted...

YourDrunkFather posted...

It's not that I don't love you. It's just that I don't like anything about you and prefer when you're not around.

But I almost won the big game! Arent you proud of me?

Let me answer your question with another question. Did you win the big game? Because both of these questions have the same answer.
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It's not that I don't love you. It's just that I don't like anything about you and prefer when you're not around.
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I work in a warehouse. And as glamorous as that sounds I'm not making it up.
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Oh, I'm way past that
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...what the hell is wrong with you?
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I saw them in July when they opened for Iron Maiden. They were ok but I can't say I really cared to look them up afterwards. The lead singer also did this weird bit about orgasms that made things kinda awkward for a bit.
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You should be the very best, like no one ever was
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I was gonna tell you but then you made that lame joke so now I'm gonna let you find out on your own
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Poor baby's
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Do you call it "fucking a ten" because you have 10 fingers?
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NINExATExSEVEN posted...

I don't get it

The holocaust
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I'm really not bothered by that
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And they usually have such intelligent things to say
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Fony posted...

Window_Starer posted...

So about that group chat...they didn't think he was a little bit loopy after seeing all that intense hatred for minorities, gay people and white women in interracial relationships? Yeah seems like a nice, stable kid

Well if they acted on that then they'd have to take in 90% of CE and most other message boards online. Too much work I guess,

It will never make sense how white guys have this big heartache about white women fucking with non-white men when so few of them do it. White women date/marry outside their race at the absolute lowest rate of any demographic(yes, less than black women and indian women).

Ya, I don't believe that for a second. I live in an extremely diverse area and the most common interracial couple by a really significant margin in white female/black male
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littlebro07 posted...

I liked it before all the stations around here replaced it with that god awful duet version with Beyonce

Thankfully they don't seem to do that in Toronto because Ya, that version isn't great. Beyonce sings way too slow for what's supposed to be a mid tempo song
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Fishy posted...

Are talking about renowned Game of Thrones star Ed Sheeran?

The very same. Apparently he makes music too
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Irony posted...

Because you're drunk

This is true
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His last album wasn't even rap lol. FOH with that shit
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Whaddou mean, you people?
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I normally don't fuck with this guy at all but for some reason I like this song a lot. Maybe it's just his performance IDK
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Cash version is good but the NIN version is a classic song off a classic album
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There's a moose loose in the hoose
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She's hot. But Nah, not wife material. At least not from what I've seen
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I know. That's why being a centrist is best
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I've only seen the first hand full of episodes so far. But that women is complete wife material
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End all of your posts with a funny hashtag.
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ToonLinkWithGun posted...

This girl had her flu shots and took the Tamiflu.

God do you guys ever for once just shut the fuck up and be a little sad about a tragedy.

Honestly I don't think it's in some of them to do that. Some people are just assholes and need to feel like they're smart and everyone else is stupid.
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FL81 posted...

0AbsoluteZero0 posted...

Off the top of my head, All Your Base. Of course, they werent called memes then.

My first thought
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red_is_ash posted...

I would imagine it's the AK-47, since its been around since WWII and for its infamy. I couldn't find any details on this subject. Is it possible it could be a rifle?

Didn't actually see service until 1948
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This topic reminds me of the Babyfur_Rigby guy that used to post here. Can't say I miss him much
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It's almost like the winter Olympics are more geared to people who live in colder climates
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What the fuck dude. That's horrible. If that happened to one of my kids I don't know what I'd do
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_BlueMonk posted...

we should have stayed in Asia/Africa.

sure i would live in poverty, likely, but i wont have to fear being gunned down by a teenager. or anyone to be honest.

my girlfriend and i already agreed. when we're old and our kids are living their lives and our families are good, we're going to move away to like, South Korea or Japan. to some remote countryside town like Inaba from Persona 4 was supposed to be like, and just live our lives out in peace.

you all can argue over if we should arm Kindergarten teachers and train them to shoot down a 5 year old. I'm out.

Ayy lmao
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Uh huh
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Lol, you played video games all day. Nice life ya got there lol.

Brb gonna go binge watch the new season of Orange is the New Black on Netflix
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I'm sure it still got a ton of likes and positive comments despite being really stupid.
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NibeIungsnarf posted...

Whats this about it being the second coming of Christ I keep hearing?

Well you see, it has a majority black cast.
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Actually, just shit on my last chick and she has what my ex lacks
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GregShmedley posted...

What's funny is while CE has more alt right trolls, 261 has more radical left trolls. It's almost impossible to have an actual conversation there.

Those ones are ok because they're left wing
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Fucking the shit out of his wife
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