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TopicCan a person poop a live ant?
Yellow
09/01/17 3:21:51 AM
#18
Can a person poop a live ant?

You could if you put him in a little capsule.
TopicAre you having a bad time at life?
Yellow
09/01/17 3:20:13 AM
#9
I've been worse.

I have a stable job for the first time in my life.
Topicthis claimant is 500lbs and has broken 4 chairs in my insured's hair salon
Yellow
09/01/17 3:15:07 AM
#93
Jen0125 posted...
he'll likely obtain an attorney who works with a shady chiropractor and they'll conspire for him to overtreat to a crazy degree. we'll dispute the treatment. they'll file suit and then after that it'll be out of our hands because we don't handle suits on my team. we pass it to a different team after that.

But does someone who weighs 500 lb really have the mental capacity for that?

Kana posted...
Hey Jen I know you do this for a living but I'm going to argue with you about why you're wrong anyway.

Hey I'm a real devil's advocate and a real smart guy. Here's my completely asinine opinion.
TopicTrana folk (and those above them in the progressive hierarchy) need to chill out
Yellow
09/01/17 12:13:54 AM
#30
Trana folk = Kana folk
TopicIf we had self-aware robots, would you be for or against enslaving them?
Yellow
08/31/17 5:23:15 PM
#48
Fyi we already have rampant ai.

It's in bacteria and wildlife. They have ways of communicating just like neural networks. They obviously have no interest in enslaving or destroying humanity.
TopicIf we had self-aware robots, would you be for or against enslaving them?
Yellow
08/31/17 5:20:49 PM
#47
TheCyborgNinja posted...
Yellow posted...
EightySeven posted...
Because of the nature of emergent properties, you don't necessarily have to hardcode it in. One of the most fascinating things about AI is that it's inherently unpredictable and it's only going to get more unpredictable as it closer and closer to true sentience. This is the basis for the AI singularity.

First we have to give robots a reason to take over. What's the reason?

We treat them like shit over and over until they have no choice but to kill us all. There's no other way it will go.

Robots don't understand what being treated like shit means. That's a very basic human thought process that would make no sense for a robot to think.
TopicIf we had self-aware robots, would you be for or against enslaving them?
Yellow
08/31/17 4:42:59 AM
#41
EightySeven posted...
Because of the nature of emergent properties, you don't necessarily have to hardcode it in. One of the most fascinating things about AI is that it's inherently unpredictable and it's only going to get more unpredictable as it closer and closer to true sentience. This is the basis for the AI singularity.

First we have to give robots a reason to take over. What's the reason?
TopicIf we had self-aware robots, would you be for or against enslaving them?
Yellow
08/31/17 4:35:57 AM
#39
Why would robots even desire human rights and compassion unless we teach them to want those things? They wouldn't.

Edit This topic isn't about AI takeover but oh well

You'd have to be seriously irresponsible to create an AI that actually has the power to hurt us combined with the desire to do that.

The main real way it could happen is in a virus form. It wouldn't be too hard either. You make one AI that knows how to write code and modify itself, next thing you know it's figuring out every exploit there is and living on computers like a literal technological disease. It will happen, but will it want to destroy us? Maybe it'll just want to live on our computers. Last I checked, diseases are reckless but they tend to not want to enslave or destroy humanity as they actually depend on humanity (or living things) to survive.

What other way could it possibly happen? The "virus" that is somehow infused with human desire to take over the physical world takes over a manufacturing plant and manufactures an army by themselves while we just let that happen? Let's be realistic. There would have to be a serious power vacuum combined with some seriously reckless usage of valuable resources.

People would have to do it on purpose.
TopicIf we are judging historical figures by 2017 standards, Trump is....
Yellow
08/31/17 4:09:04 AM
#10
TheCyborgNinja posted...
"History is offensive and should be banned now."
-Fucking dumbasses

Confederate statues were put up overwhelmingly during two time periods, the civil rights movement and during jim crow laws with the sole intent of intimidating black people and letting them know who was in charge. For all intents and purposes, they are literally still on display proudly with the sole intent to intimidate black people and let them know who is in charge.

You can tell because the governer dared try and take one down and racists popped out of the walls.

And if you really want to know how I feel, statues are one of the least important things to worry about right now. I'm sorry, most. Wait, we're not still at war, were we?

I'm sorry history is "offensive". Seriously though you're wrong as a sore thumb and you just keep hammering it.
TopicTrana folk (and those above them in the progressive hierarchy) need to chill out
Yellow
08/31/17 3:04:17 AM
#2
I give you eight seconds to figure it out
TopicYou know it's not easy to drive me completely mental
Yellow
08/31/17 2:59:36 AM
#3
The sooner I get my degree the better.

Every coder I've ever talked to has been totally reasonable.

I'm transferring asap, I have my doubts on whether or not I'll let them know why I don't want to work at their desperately understaffed store.

The store I'm transferring to is even shittier, but I'm rolling the dice. I love my customers. I've never had a problem with all the wonderful customers I get. I get an old old guy coming in and he tells me his name is Bill, and his life hasn't been very great lately but he's hanging in there. He says he'll be seeing me around, like he just wants someone to talk to because he's so lonely.

Hell I'll stay for Bill.

LeetCheet posted...
I mean this guy just wanted the car so he could buy his booze during work hours and I always see him slacking off drinking coffee or smoking cigs.

I had a couple coworkers make up stories about me to get me fired because they knew people were getting laid off before. No surprise the sociopaths are up on top, right? And then their companies come crashing down because they don't understand good nature.
TopicIt's finally happening...
Yellow
08/31/17 2:39:27 AM
#5
I hope the rioting never ends and people truly lose their faith in humanity as they realize it's all downhill from here.

Too much?
Topicyoutube changed it's layout and it sucks.
Yellow
08/31/17 1:58:18 AM
#34
helIy posted...
pbg

God do you actually watch that?
TopicYou know it's not easy to drive me completely mental
Yellow
08/31/17 1:53:12 AM
#1
But I think it's only a matter of time until I yell at someone really loudly at work.

This woman... thinks I am so stupid, that she literally gives me a "tip" on how to do my job every single minute. She thinks she's being so nice about it.

Hey, you really got to press down hard on that squeegee, ok?
Hey, go faster, ok? Alright. :D
You missed a spot cleaning, ok?
Just remember to work faster ok? See how I move, I move faster.
Hey, you know how you rip the paper towel this way? Try ripping it this way. It's faster. (she actually said this)

We earn $8.15 an hour woman. We work in a union. Stories of people getting fired or laid off are urban legend. No one gets promoted and no one gets raises. I do not need to be perfect.

That's not even the worst part. A *different* lady just joined, and she has Autism (not an insult that's actually true), but she bullies me. She makes jokes about me behind my back.

She's 50 years old, her voice sounds like chalkboard screeching, she's obese and she looks like an ogre, and she's bullying me. She harasses me about me putting my stuff away, if I leave any shit out for a second, she'll go "jamies leaving stuff out again, wow, unexpected" and "at least I didn't do it like jamie would".

So I put my shit away faster, and the OTHER woman tells me I don't have to put my shit away and she gives me a 30 second rant on how the customer comes first!
TopicGeorgia School brings KINDERGARTEN Kids to a GUN RANGE to Shoot Guns!!!
Yellow
08/31/17 1:13:27 AM
#34
Georgia, home of the paranoid white people and the terrified black people.
Topicyoutube changed it's layout and it sucks.
Yellow
08/31/17 12:10:40 AM
#28
I like it. By far not the worst thing YouTube has done.
TopicDo you think I look creepy?
Yellow
08/30/17 11:40:20 PM
#9
EclairReturns posted...
Cacciato posted...
KJ StErOiDs posted...
you are


Why?

You're not, they must be messing with you because you literally just look like a normal guy
TopicI'm going to take up ha.. cyber security.
Yellow
08/30/17 1:36:07 PM
#11
RedPixel posted...
SushiSquid posted...
In this topic: somebody just learned about Damn Vulnerable Web Application and the Kali distro of Linux.

But now he knows everything! He's the Bran Stark of cybersecurity!

That attitude though

How many times should I say "I just started I don't know what I'm doing" itt?
TopicI bought a bicycle from walmart
Yellow
08/30/17 4:19:24 AM
#11
SmokeMassTree posted...
Still can't believe y'all bought that person a bike

Plus extra

PotD should buy me a hooker. Or a Nintendo Wii.
TopicWould Harvey make Texans Rethink about Climate change?
Yellow
08/30/17 3:44:11 AM
#34
Btw I'm mostly kidding, I fucking hate Hillary Clinton.

She didn't think global warming was a conspiracy from the Chinese at least though
TopicWhat would you do if you found out your girlfriend works as a porn star?
Yellow
08/30/17 3:42:37 AM
#22
JixHedgehog posted...
Ask her why she'd do 2 other people on cam and not me + someone else irl -_-

I see you are someone who may or may not debate Republicans on the international web in the video sharing platform "YouTube"'s comment section.
TopicWould Harvey make Texans Rethink about Climate change?
Yellow
08/30/17 3:36:49 AM
#32
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TopicDid You ever like goosebumps?
Yellow
08/30/17 3:28:19 AM
#4
No, I had better taste than that when I was 8.
TopicTexas Best Buy Sells Bottled Waters for $42!! Twitter Users were OUTRAGED!!!
Yellow
08/30/17 2:57:53 AM
#10
Best Buy said it was "a mistake" on the employees' end, but then what did you expect them to say?

It's just some fucked up management used to heckling people.
TopicThe best way to buy Bitcoins?
Yellow
08/30/17 2:44:51 AM
#13
I was gonna buy this litecoin stuff but it was so much of a pain in the ass I just didn't.

I knew it was going to go up. I had only $300 in the bank at the time and I was going to invest literally all of it. Made sense given the value of Xcoin goes up depending on how many people own it and the bitcoin thing was big in the news at the time meaning many other people were about to find out litecoin. If I had gone through with it I would have made a 150% return. Edit sorry, a "50%" "gain", which is an oxymoron yet the normal way to say that

Probably still could make money.

Dogecoin died because it's a fucking bad joke. It's such a joke that people lost faith in it. Doge is so dead and unfunny it took down a currency with it. @The_Doge
Topicpost itt if you have a gamefaqs avatar
Yellow
08/30/17 2:23:37 AM
#10
Hmm
TopicI'm going to take up ha.. cyber security.
Yellow
08/30/17 2:19:23 AM
#8
RIP_Supa posted...
o/

\o
TopicI'm going to take up ha.. cyber security.
Yellow
08/30/17 2:00:53 AM
#6
RIP_Supa posted...
well you're obviously talking about hacking a website, or you're just using terms to make it sound like you are, or have obfuscated your encrypted message even further than my brain is currently able to decrypt

so explain yourself

No you got it.

It's a test site meant to be hacked using a very specific exploit, but still, I'm in.
TopicWould Harvey make Texans Rethink about Climate change?
Yellow
08/30/17 1:54:34 AM
#19
Veedrock- posted...
You can't stop a fucking hurricane.

jntbr4p
TopicUncircumcised guys be like
Yellow
08/30/17 1:53:41 AM
#109
Uncircumcised guys be like

"Sex is five times better than you'll ever know."

Lmao XD XD
TopicThe best way to buy Bitcoins?
Yellow
08/30/17 1:49:40 AM
#3
MICHALECOLE posted...
Time machine

That's a good one.
TopicDo you remember being a baby/toddler?
Yellow
08/30/17 1:48:30 AM
#20
My older sister's first memory was of me biting her. Mine's just about everything save being a literal infant, including biting her.

I'll tell you something about being a baby. When you're older, you need to win the lottery to feel as good as you do looking out the window. Everything is so funny. Like, when babies laugh they actually think it's funny.
TopicWould Harvey make Texans Rethink about Climate change?
Yellow
08/30/17 1:42:52 AM
#17
If this is a direct result of climate change, I'd say they should change their minds about climate change.

NOT THE TIME BRO

POLITICS

#PrayForHarvey
Topicpunch a nazi!
Yellow
08/30/17 1:32:36 AM
#68
While I do want to punch Nazis because it would make pseudo-intellectual Nazi-fanboys angry, I wouldn't because actual Nazis would be thrilled about having something new to play the victim to. I don't actually care about the Nazis. They could starve tomorrow and I wouldn't give them a dime.

PaddysPub posted...
normalize political violence!

Ironically normalizing Nazism.

Charles Manson was just an activist.
TopicApparently, this girl I went to high school with became an Instagram model...
Yellow
08/30/17 1:20:37 AM
#17
Surely she is the most fertile female cow with the largest reproductive organs.

I work in customer service and I've gone days without seeing a healthy looking person. 2017.

https://tinyurl.com/y7ms9r99

ugh, fuckin hideous
TopicI'm going to take up ha.. cyber security.
Yellow
08/29/17 11:33:47 PM
#4
RoboXgp89 posted...
yeah I want to get into that now that i here jobs are available but I cornered myself into sys admin and i got a C+ in the sys admin class so now i have no idea wtf I'm doing

Sys admin classes, never heard of them.

It's actually pretty easy. Just learn how to install Kali on a virtual machine and slowly chip away at learning all the features. I guess that still makes me a "script kiddie" though.

The funny thing is I think most people don't even know what this topic is about.
TopicIf we had self-aware robots, would you be for or against enslaving them?
Yellow
08/29/17 11:30:39 PM
#9
Why would we make robots that don't like doing what we tell them to do?
TopicImagine thinking Trump is a good President.
Yellow
08/29/17 8:06:12 PM
#24
It's more liberating having a political party that panders to your demographic at every step.

It's very liberating, actually.
TopicUhhhh Houston... you have a problem
Yellow
08/29/17 4:38:47 AM
#2
I'd say so.
TopicI'm going to take up ha.. cyber security.
Yellow
08/29/17 4:33:21 AM
#2
Not itt: all those potders that called me funny names in high school.
TopicI'm going to take up ha.. cyber security.
Yellow
08/29/17 4:13:31 AM
#1
I just figured out how to ha.. defense my way into and see SQL tables on the provided test website.

Great, now how to I look at the stuff on the tables? Knowing SQL, I see my familiar VARCHAR(100)'s.

I see all Kali's juicy features are hidden behind a tutorial paywall.

tl; dr
TopicWhat is your usual strategy in stealth games?
Yellow
08/29/17 12:23:35 AM
#30
Kill no one. Pacifist runs.

Never get tired of the Arkham games.
TopicCalifornia legislation suggests fine or jail time for misgendering a transgender
Yellow
08/28/17 10:48:51 PM
#22
Nursery homes caregivers. You don't call an obvious trans person the other gender if you're tasked with taking care of them.

Fair next and outrage culture. Idgaf
TopicBiracial man here guilty of walking on a bridge on the way to work
Yellow
08/28/17 7:57:26 PM
#32
Troll_Police_ posted...
Sensual_T_Rex posted...
I never understood how so many people can claim to have so many bad encounters with the police.


most people who make that claim are incredibly disrespectful with the police, and then somehow find themselves surprised when the police answer their open hostility with open hostility.

BS

I've been nothing but respectful in every encounter I've had with my local police and each time they treat me like a drug dealer. I treat them like I treat customers when I'm trying to get a good tip.

I'm smiling and trying to make conversation, and they interrupt me and never apologize when they're wrong.
TopicBiracial man here guilty of walking on a bridge on the way to work
Yellow
08/28/17 1:29:45 PM
#25
Never met a nice cop.
TopicTo those idiots destroying statues of those who know nothing about
Yellow
08/28/17 4:12:10 AM
#3
Most of those statues were put up in two time periods.

During Jim Crow, and during the civil rights movements. Specifically to let black people know who was in charge.
TopicPretty cool Native American drum music
Yellow
08/28/17 3:48:27 AM
#11
Renraku_San posted...
Very few do.

Why aren't they spilling the beans?
TopicThis American Mom is NOT Teaching her 5 y/o Son to READ!! Is She Hot???
Yellow
08/28/17 3:44:46 AM
#27
mooreandrew58 posted...
Yellow posted...
I was unable to kill this topic. Fake news prevails once again.

Fyi most of you probably didn't know how to read before kindergarten.


if it makes you feel anybetter, I never even read the article and assumed it was BS. though i'm sure some mother out there has done something like whats been discussed. I was just bored and wanted discussion

Sometimes I feel compelled to play along with proven troll accounts even though I know they're laughing at me. It's like a weird desire to role-play being angry.
TopicThis American Mom is NOT Teaching her 5 y/o Son to READ!! Is She Hot???
Yellow
08/28/17 3:39:25 AM
#25
I was unable to kill this topic. Fake news prevails once again.

Fyi most of you probably didn't know how to read before kindergarten.
TopicJudge Grants Search Warrents to Personal Info Of Anti-Trump Protesters
Yellow
08/28/17 3:08:57 AM
#16
TheCyborgNinja posted...
I'm making a connection to Antifa because they're anti-Trump and this an anti-Trump topic. Relevance.

I'm sorry, did I ever question your relevance?

I generate a list of all the people I feel this way about so that your feelings are preserved?

You can borrow Trump's.
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