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Seriously.

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ooooooooooooooh

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*dunks all over Zazi*

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Sweet

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Oh this is still a thing

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Trip's pretty bad tbqh. He just doesn't carry the obvious threat that Paul did.

I mean he's better than no rival at all (like Hoenn) but...

Maybe if he hadn't come immediately after someone like Paul - who actually had character development and a strong subplot, as well as - more threat and great battle strategy - he wouldn't be so obviously inferior.

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Friends

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Jskkhs

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XIII_rocks posted...

yes

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God damn.

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IIRC, there was meant to be an epic-looking Team Plasma vs. Team Rocket episode between those two episodes. But the earthquake/tsunami in Japan meant they cancelled it because there were some...destructive scenes in it, I guess.

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F***ING

CREATE STUFF

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From: XIII_rocks | #115

awesome

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awesome

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I do things for money and games.

From: XIII_rocks | #112

awesome

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2011 WWYD Champion
I do things for money and games.

Like The Miz.

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awesome

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I had already booked you in a tag-team match with KP tonight to take on Swirly Oaks.

Convince me why I should change my plans. What have you done for me lately?

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yes

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And you will never have come back at all if that happens.

So either you are from the future and you LITERALLY CREATE A UNIVERSE-DESTROYING TIME PARADOX just to get petty revenge on me, or...you're lying.

I'm banning you from the arena at Ruin tonight. You need to seriously think about what you're doing in this organization.

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Your request...IS DENIED.

(Jk sure I guess)

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B8UCAAVGuy posted...

*sweats bullets*

Maybe ma was right. Maybe I should have become a doctor.

You're fine. Just don't do stupid things.

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Jeff joined the XFL when he re-joined UCA.

Do try and keep up, Reg.

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(Summer Spectacular Card right now is:

WotR/XFL (Tag-Team Titles)
Nee/Nick (UCA Title)
Football/Maniac (HW Title)
6-pack challenge for the MW Title (competitors decided on Ruin tonight)
RL5 vs. Bear (Possibly with a stipulation which is yet to be determined)
WC vs. KP (LW title)

More matches to be determined)

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*XIII stays in the ring*

PLAY MY MUSIC, PRODUCTION RUNT. IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER EDITION OF XIII DICTATES.

[A production runt can faintly be heard saying "but you're already in the ring, why would I play your music aga-]

JUST PLAY IT PEON OR I'LL FIRE YOU TOO



Good.

Now, in this edition of XIII DICTATES, I will declare one thing to you all, the peons of the UCAniverse:

I'm bored.

Not of everything. Not even of most things. No, really, my boredom is centred upon one man...

KCF0107.

For over 6 months he has floated aimlessly in the MW title picture. He loses it to Ayv. He wins it back. He loses it to Sess. He wins it back. It got boring a few months ago and it's become clear over the last couple of weeks that the guy isn't losing his MW title to anybody in the current division, especially after yet another convincing win over Caelus.

It's also clear that he's a Heavyweight-tier competitor so I suppose this is a good news, bad news situation.

The good news: I am promoting KCF to Heavyweight as part of the DIVISIONAL SHAKEUP.
The bad news: I am stripping KCF of the MW title.

KCF as the seemingly-endless MW champion he looked like being does not fit with my vision, so I have changed things up a little.

"But XIII," I hear you ask. "What about the MW title?"

Well, my silly peons, that is simple. The new MW champion will be decided in a SIX-PACK CHALLENGE to take place at Summer Spectacular.

I'm sure you know how this works. Six men enter, everyone votes for two people, and the one with the most votes wins.

I have decided four of the competitors in this match. The final two spots will be filled with qualifying matches to take place tonight on Ruin.

I guess all I have to say is "better luck next time," KCF. Maybe if you hadn't made those pathetic excuses for your loss at KotB and your loss in the tag-team title match, you wouldn't have been brought to my attention.

*XIII puts on cool sunglasses*
Now play my music again, production runt, I'm out of here.



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*XIII's music plays again*


*XIII emerges from under the ring and attacks both ZeroSignal and DaGeneticFreak with a Chair and Whiskey bottle before mercilessly destroying the Zero Tolerance set*

Now get out of my ring. I'm here to deliver ERUPTION RESULTS.


KCF 10-6 Caelus
KCF is still the B8UCA MW Champion
But not for much longer...hahaha.

XIII def. ZeroSignal via Tayble
XIII_rocks is still the master of tables
All these losers.

GTM 7-8 Haguile
Good match between these two former tag-team partners. I believe they now have to be friends, or something, even though friendship is crappy and overrated.

Nee 7-10 ctes
This is Nee's first loss in months. Suck it. Quite the performance by cteswag.

RL5 11-6 Chronic
RL5 picks up a great win.

eddv/Raze 12-5 Nio/Crim
This doesn't count.

wc/jdizzy 8-9 eaed/Drak
Oh. Well, Drak pinned jdizzy in this match because eaed was too busy trying - and failing - to hit me with a chair.

Alec 9-8 Zazi
Fun match.

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up

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Up

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oh good.

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cool

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The less said about that list the better. >_>

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From: GTM | #418

:(

Even I can't be mean to you for too long =(

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Yes

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XIII_rocks, the cream of XIII fanboyism.

Go away

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XIII_rocks, the cream of XIII fanboyism.

Getting embarrassed was your own damn fault and I'm not even sure Nick rallied in that one. We were probably just better than you. Like we're better than everyone else. Including the XFL.

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From: XIII_rocks | #092

yes

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From: GenesisSaga | #304

Oh sweet. With you out I can antivote to my heart's content!

You don't do that already? Aww <3

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A lot of people "thought it was me". People's cowardice and general lack of testicular fortitude means I do not expect to get the apology I deserve for the slander I have endured over the past several months.

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Oh and I believe when the file is updated Zard will be at the top with Krook #2.

I think now would be a good time for me to retire from these things because it won't get better than that for me!

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From: starfox2245 | #296

Definitely not up for another one tonight. A great list though. Even though I somehow didn't notice Typhlosion getting eliminated.

I'm pretty sure he went out and you did a "NOOO" over it. It was been-and-gone pretty quick though.

But yeah, nice. Even THEMAN went out to Excadrill which is very understandable.

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Oh and broseph go check that match. I won. I am BETTER THAN YOU and the true master of taybles as I always was.

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From: ZeroSignal620 | #409

Another table? You didn't even put me through one in the first place; all you did was declare yourself the winner as soon as the bell rang, because you were potentially afraid of what I might do. You're drunk on power XIII, and calling yourself the best GM in UCA history is a joke. TimJab was a better GM than you, and he was the king of biased booking.

Mark my words XIII; I will put you through a table next week, and then I will find someone willing to stand with me and take the tag team titles from Whiskey on the Rocks! Don't think I'm limited to my fellow comrades in the XFL either!

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ARE YOU ON DRUGS?!

OR ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO GET ON BOTCHAMANIA AGAIN? STOP WASTING MY TIME!

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Solid list. I like the crazy sneakers, they make things a little more fun and off-the-wall. Garchomp, Zard, Dos, Dragonite and Lucario are all great. Crawdaunt and Arc too. I enjoyed it.

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NINJA'D



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(in case you didn't know that is me not dignifying your slanderous accusations with a response)

Actually screw it I will anyway.

So yeah, I cost you your precious LW title and suddenly it's "OH NO XIII IS RESPONSIBLE FOR RUINING EVERYTHING? MAN THAT SUCKS I HAVE TO STOP HIM."

Where was all this stuff before, eh? And what happens when you "stop me from ruining the future" (man I can't even say that without laughing)? WON'T THE FUTURE HAVE CHANGED? WON'T THAT MEAN YOU NEVER CAME BACK AT ALL?

I HAVE A MATCH TO FOCUS ON. FIRST ON ERUPTION AND THEN THE PPV. I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS TIME TRAVEL CRAP.

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though GMing for another 6 years and then getting Tom fired DOES sound rather fun...

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XFL was demolished and torn apart unless they feel to the command of Whiskey on the Rocks

dat feel

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From: GenesisSaga | #265

Suuuuuure you were, XIII! ;)

OK, then. I will refrain from literally comparing myself to a Superhero over Pokemon opinions again in the future because clearly people don't get the joke >_>

You called me a "troll" later in the topic! I figured you got it!

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From: Pokewars | #259

-_-

What did I even do today? Zard came to me a bunch today. Didn't go "trololol let's kill it" and picked it =/

You were decent today in fairness.

A couple more weeks of solid performances like that and you might get out of the bottom 1000.

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