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TopicWhat was your favorite part of the pandemic?
Whargarble
04/26/24 3:02:39 PM
#66
The death of the handshake. I still refuse to shake people's hands. I don't care what they think. It's gross and it's always been gross.

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TopicYou have to choose one of these things to do for $1,000,000,000...
Whargarble
04/08/24 3:35:41 AM
#78
A billionaire doesn't need to use the self service pumps. For 1 billion you can literally hire a professional to live on your property and take care of your urges whenever you want.

I'm referring to a personal chef of course.

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Don't make a belt out of watches. It's a waist of time.
TopicYou have to choose one of these things to do for $1,000,000,000...
Whargarble
04/01/24 8:02:00 PM
#58
Who needs porn with a billion dollars? You can hire a professional. A classy one.

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Don't make a belt out of watches. It's a waist of time.
TopicTo be honest I have never had sex plz dont judge
Whargarble
03/16/24 3:42:03 PM
#11
As a fat bastard who slayed mad puss throughout my 20s without even trying, I'm honestly not sure how it's so difficult for some people to get laid even once. It happened to me literally by accident dozens of times.

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Don't make a belt out of watches. It's a waist of time.
TopicDo you think Elon Musk is smart/intelligent?
Whargarble
03/14/24 2:10:18 AM
#32
I've never lost 50 billion dollars in like a year, so I'm probably smarter than him.

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Don't make a belt out of watches. It's a waist of time.
TopicCostco may restrict food court access if you don't have a mem card
Whargarble
03/06/24 9:38:47 AM
#9
Makes sense. That food is sold at a loss, to get people buying things in the store. Non-members obviously aren't doing that.

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