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TopicDarkseid flirts with GTA V npc.
Verdekal
07/11/21 4:32:54 PM
#3
Zikten posted...
I hope Darkseid gets laid
Maybe he would shoot out an Omega Beam.

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TopicDarkseid flirts with GTA V npc.
Verdekal
07/11/21 4:18:24 PM
#1
TopicDid you hear about the guy who was turned on by marine mammals?
Verdekal
07/11/21 3:29:40 AM
#1
Turns out he was doing it, on porpoise.

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TopicWe can't do it man! That's discipline!
Verdekal
07/11/21 2:59:31 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHcqNVjGJN4

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Topic$5,000,000 but you now live in Dagobah.
Verdekal
07/11/21 2:17:37 AM
#4
And dollars are not a legal tender in the Galactic Republic.

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TopicI wonder if Cthulu sounds like these guys.
Verdekal
07/11/21 2:16:47 AM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMRaLBA-Mqc

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TopicFlies are the spawn of Lucifer.
Verdekal
07/11/21 1:14:55 AM
#10
I mean, isn't Beelzebub a giant fly?

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TopicWhole fucking toenail finally fell off
Verdekal
07/10/21 5:35:22 AM
#3
Make sure you don't get fungus.

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TopicMatt Damon turned down a role in Avatar. Was offered 10% of earnings
Verdekal
07/10/21 5:24:52 AM
#33
Xethuminra posted...
Verdekal posted...

He was in Terminator Salvation with Christian Bale.

Xethuminra posted...

Nothing Ive seen outside Salvation & Clash
Oops, apologies.

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TopicOzwell Spencer: Have you ever heard the tragedy of Mother Miranda the Wise?
Verdekal
07/10/21 4:53:59 AM
#1
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TopicMatt Damon turned down a role in Avatar. Was offered 10% of earnings
Verdekal
07/10/21 4:38:43 AM
#29
Xethuminra posted...
Nothing Ive seen outside Salvation & Clash
He was in Terminator Salvation with Christian Bale.

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TopicI am a great soft jelly thing.
Verdekal
07/10/21 3:32:35 AM
#1
Smoothly rounded, with no mouth, with pulsing white holes filled by fog where my eyes used to be. Rubbery appendages that were once my arms; bulks rounding down into legless humps of soft slippery matter. I leave a moist trail when I move. Blotches of diseased, evil gray come and go on my surface, as though light is being beamed from within. Outwardly: dumbly, I shamble about, a thing that could never have been known as human, a thing whose shape is so alien a travesty that humanity becomes more obscene for the vague resemblance.


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TopicWhen I was young, women would throw themselves at my feet.
Verdekal
07/10/21 3:20:33 AM
#1
I stepped over them.

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Topicrate hair / 10
Verdekal
07/10/21 3:19:46 AM
#3
Where is that from?

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TopicVideo game falling scream compilation.
Verdekal
07/10/21 3:05:46 AM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlLlDAOj4uM

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TopicRhino Tank finds out his wife's been cheating on him.
Verdekal
07/10/21 3:03:17 AM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQmpGrTpKDQ

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TopicThe Perfect Girl but she wants to write a furry erotica called The Splice Girls.
Verdekal
07/10/21 1:13:07 AM
#4
Meh.

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TopicYou're in prison.. first night your cell mate says "I want your butt."
Verdekal
07/10/21 1:12:22 AM
#15
Fight.

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TopicThe perfect girl but she's a were-Boogie2988.
Verdekal
07/10/21 12:21:13 AM
#1
Something like this but gender flipped and much worse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAk4WOiGXz8

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TopicSocialism isn't as good as capitalism for a simple reason.
Verdekal
07/09/21 10:44:46 AM
#1
A state leader has no more reason to allocate wealth than any capitalist.

You know the trickle down affect not happening? It wouldn't happen under socialism either. The difference is that state leaders don't have to give a shit what the people want unlike a CEO because they'd go out of business. Socialism is worse than a monopoly because they'd controll everything and it would never change.


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TopicWould Joe miller and Arthur Morgan get along?
Verdekal
07/09/21 12:33:51 AM
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TopicI saw a lady wearing a shirt saying "The future is meow"
Verdekal
07/09/21 12:13:01 AM
#1
Nah, I made that up.

But still, :D

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TopicJust watched RE Infinite Darkness.
Verdekal
07/08/21 11:58:11 PM
#22
Number090684 posted...
Nope. Which is kind of refreshing because she's been in most canon Leon related RE material. I guess you could say she has a replacement, but she isn't nearly as good or fleshed out.

Really. The characters were stick figures.

On a semi related note, I don't like that Wesker never made a cameo in either remakes or the movies taking place before his death in RE5.

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TopicJust watched RE Infinite Darkness.
Verdekal
07/08/21 12:26:05 PM
#13
creativerealms posted...
No denying that the movies (live action and CGI animated) have been failures. Really a Resident Evil film just needs to keep things simple.
The issue is that the games happen at the player's pace. Movies have to move things along but I agree the dread could be recreated if Capcom wasn't too worried about boring an audience.

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TopicJust watched RE Infinite Darkness.
Verdekal
07/08/21 12:19:56 PM
#10
I won't even post spoiler bars but the plot is very generic and can be seen a gigaparsec away.

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TopicJust watched RE Infinite Darkness.
Verdekal
07/08/21 12:14:16 PM
#7
creativerealms posted...
Honestly it should be a very easy transition. Since the series started out as just a homage to zombie movies anyway.
Maybe back then. But not since most movies are action cgi circuses.

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TopicShould we eliminate CURRENT EVENTS?
Verdekal
07/08/21 12:13:08 PM
#8
You just went Full Throttle.

Never go Full Throttle.

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TopicJust watched RE Infinite Darkness.
Verdekal
07/08/21 12:07:48 PM
#4
Number090684 posted...
Yeah it's very average and a bit disappointing. Still not as bad as RE Vendetta.


RE doesn't translate well into cinema.

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TopicJust watched RE Infinite Darkness.
Verdekal
07/08/21 11:44:45 AM
#1
Meh.

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TopicWould you become a Super Mutant in Fallout?
Verdekal
07/08/21 9:36:51 AM
#5
Irony posted...
Don't their penises fall off?
FEV is basically super-steroids.

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TopicThe Perfect Girl but she wants to write a furry erotica called The Splice Girls.
Verdekal
07/08/21 6:50:34 AM
#1
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TopicWould you become a Super Mutant in Fallout?
Verdekal
07/07/21 11:43:49 PM
#1
Is it worth it?

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TopicUnstoppable greed; Jeff Bezos net worth grew by $8.4 billion after stock surge
Verdekal
07/07/21 10:48:02 PM
#3
You know CE, this really is Current Events.

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TopicFinal Fantasy X
Verdekal
07/07/21 10:40:12 PM
#7
Jeff Goldlum was good in that game.

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Topic"Anxiety is the basis of morality" Agree?
Verdekal
07/07/21 7:02:14 PM
#1
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TopicTrying to think of a game.
Verdekal
07/07/21 4:20:04 AM
#1
It's a Japanese role playing game like Persona or it might have been one of the Personas. There was one arc which is unpopular with fans about a Groundhog's Day scenario where the characters relive the same week or 10 days over and over again until the cycle is broken.

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TopicER Doctor reacts to Mortal Kombat fatalities.
Verdekal
07/07/21 3:25:30 AM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny_zTN_LeUA

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TopicBlinding Lights but it's 80s.
Verdekal
07/07/21 2:24:55 AM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UN1ZVbBelU

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TopicYou look in the mirror and see perfect girl.
Verdekal
07/07/21 1:37:59 AM
#1
You: "I don't understand, what do you want?"

Her: "To say what you won't, to do what you can't - to *remove* those in your way... Remember? Your little "accident" in the laboratory...?"

You: "The performance enhancers..."

Her: "Bingo. Me! Your greatest creation. Bringing you what you've always wanted: power beyond your wildest dreams..."

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TopicAre there any guru influencers worth listening to?
Verdekal
07/07/21 1:19:42 AM
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TopicThe Perfect Girl but she rebuilt the giant robot tarantula from Wild Wild West.
Verdekal
07/06/21 7:00:13 PM
#4
ProfessorKukui posted...
I let her fuck me right in the cockpit tbh
Next, it will be a giant robot tiger.

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TopicHow do quadrupeds t-pose in games?
Verdekal
07/06/21 6:59:28 PM
#1
Serious question.

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Topicthis is apparently the aftermath of Supergirl popping a zit
Verdekal
07/06/21 5:30:34 PM
#42
How can she get acne? Wouldn't that mean the pores get infected?

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TopicThe Perfect Girl but she rebuilt the giant robot tarantula from Wild Wild West.
Verdekal
07/06/21 4:59:31 PM
#1
She stops the robot in front of you, takes off her goggles and waves down at you. "Hop in!" She shouts.

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TopicHappy 14th bithday to my account!
Verdekal
07/06/21 4:53:55 PM
#1
Snot nosed punk, lol.

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TopicFan REmake remake first person Unreal 4.
Verdekal
07/06/21 4:22:54 PM
#3
spikethedevil posted...
This will get a C and D.
I'd give it a Z+.

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TopicFan REmake remake first person Unreal 4.
Verdekal
07/06/21 4:21:39 PM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kiC6K0vp_I

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