Lurker > Verdekal

No regrets, Mr. CEman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls5BFzuxGw4

Now do it in Zimbawean dollars and Super estimates.

And how fucking DARE anyone shitpost on CE, after all its been through!!!!

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I turned 34 a few days ago and I'm still thin. Feel as fit as I did 15 years ago.

Happy birthday! I turned 34 on the 12th.

Hypnos take me.

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And the messy beard.

Savoots posted...

Shut the fuck up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-j7B_5IP7w

The Federation is gone, the Borg is everywhere!!

Your skin ain't gonna get thrown no shade...

You're the beta design that's still hidden in the code.

DarkFists posted...

...okay, I can't tell if that one is a burn or a compliment

That's the joke lol.

You're the most expensive loot box.

"You're the one plot item I cannot discard."

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uF3wVG6QTYc

MarthGoomba posted...

Dark room, only light from a PC monitor, looking depressed as shit, while cheery anime-idol-pop music plays,

I'm picturing stereotypical anime scenes like being in class with my arms behind my head and balancing a pencil on my nose and then I lose my balance when called on where the arms flap up and down too fast to see.

What scenarios show in the background? What anime cover describes it best?

It'd be me smiling while customers argue with me.

Sitting in class, bored with the prof and looking surprised when he calls me.

Looking at my lack of likes on Match with a sad face.

Eh. I played Red and Gold over 20 years ago.

mystic_belmont posted...

What rate are you going for?

I served, so I may be able to help.

Not sure yet. But I'll follow you for future reference. Thanks.

I remember controlling Ecco the Dolphin and having no fucking clue what I was doing.

For the reserves. Told him about the anti-anxiety meds I take. Told me to get a letter from my doctor to get a waiver. Got a 77 on the practice AFQT.

A friend of mine was into dot hack.

Young man, when we get home, you're gonna get the punishment of a lifetime!!!

It's been around the corner for about 70 years.

Played FF 11 years back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h38iWWTkLr8

They're both assholes.

Big_Nabendu posted...

Splash ur ass

Don't let James kick it.

https://www.jetpunk.com/user-quizzes/238536/all-pokemon-moves-quiz

https://www.jetpunk.com/user-quizzes/136733/all-the-pokemon

That sounds contradictory. If nothing changes, how can I have ten more dollars?

When Israel attacks others, it's because they want to live.

When others attack Israel, it's because they want them to die.

Show was meh.

Arrgh! Regga flebba breeka brecka smullen-ellen Mr. Krabs wallet!!!!!!!

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I'm considering joining the reserves.

I only use composite materials.

Questionmarktarius posted...

The 3/4/5-ratio triangle is a pretty simple method of getting an easy and accurate right angle.
It probably even predates Babylon.

People don't like Pythagoras because he ruined 8th grade for them.

To me, being a member of the Exchange was better than being Supreme Chancellor of the galaxy.

What about Leif Ericson Day?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRGogGbYaLU

Dark_Arbron posted...

But the Owls are still around.

My butt HURTS from ALL this SITTING young LADY

When I pee in a dream, it's like I always feel like I need to go no matter how much I whizz in the dream.

Which is better than the alternative.

KiwiTerraRizing posted...

Im pro sin

Born in Lust, turn to dust.

Born in Sin, come on in.

We'll beat Sin into the ground!