Current Events > You're in prison.. first night your cell mate says "I want your butt."

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JKDobbins 07/10/21 12:41:20 AM #1:	Youre innocent, in prison on a case of mistaken identity. Your cell mate says I want your butt. We can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way. He is 65 and 285 lbs. (196 cm and 130 kg). What do you do???? <cite>JKDobbins posted [p:955931296] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote>Youre innocent, in prison on a case of mistaken identity. Your cell mate says I want your butt. We can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way. He is 65 and 285 lbs. (196 cm and 130 kg). What do you do???? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChiangKaishek 07/10/21 12:42:19 AM #2:	I spit on a guard to get put into solitary. <cite>ChiangKaishek posted [p:955931319] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote>I spit on a guard to get put into solitary.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 07/10/21 12:43:17 AM #3:	Easy way pls mr --- i9 9900k \| RTX 2080ti FE \|Aorus Master Z390 \| 2 TB 850 EVO + 1tb 970 EVO\| DDR4 32 gig 3200 RAM \| EVGA T2 1000W https://valid.x86.fr/w0rvt0 <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:955931351] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote>Easy way pls mr </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MorbidFaithless 07/10/21 12:43:55 AM #4:	According to a former prison inmate, at least in California, that if you rape someone you can't expect to be alive the next day. Also that if you felt you were in danger you would make as much noise and get as much attention as possible. --- walk like thunder <cite>MorbidFaithless posted [p:955931362] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote>According to a former prison inmate, at least in California, that if you rape someone you can't expect to be alive the next day. Also that if you felt you were in danger you would make as much noise and get as much attention as possible. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 07/10/21 12:44:58 AM #5:	I tell him "the easy way", then I bend him over and clap those cheeks --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:955931382] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote>I tell him "the easy way", then I bend him over and clap those cheeks </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bloodmoon77 07/10/21 12:45:48 AM #6:	I hope he has a big cock --- I wouldn't trust this company with making a cheese sandwich, they'd start an additional kickstarter for the mayo-ssjmatthew on Comcept's MN9 <cite>Bloodmoon77 posted [p:955931397] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote>I hope he has a big cock </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Senta 07/10/21 12:45:50 AM #7:	Depends. Is he a warrior? --- http://tinyurl.com/b95dwtg <cite>Senta posted [p:955931398] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote>Depends. Is he a warrior? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 07/10/21 12:46:04 AM #8:	Monkey steals the peach, Iron Hand style. --- Hmm... <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:955931401] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote>Monkey steals the peach, Iron Hand style. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 07/10/21 12:50:51 AM #9:	This sounds like kind of scenario that Tom from the Boondocks would think up. He was terrified of prison rape lol. Anyway... I try to bluff my way out of it by convincing him that I'm an unhinged, serial killer. If that fails, then I'm stealing the "spit on a guard" idea. Edit: MorbidFaithless posted... According to a former prison inmate, at least in California, that if you rape someone you can't expect to be alive the next day. Also that if you felt you were in danger you would make as much noise and get as much attention as possible. Oh, that's perfect! I'm in California. In that case, I just scream like a madman until I get some help. --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:955931501] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote>This sounds like kind of scenario that Tom from the Boondocks would think up. He was terrified of prison rape lol. Anyway... I try to bluff my way out of it by convincing him that I'm an unhinged, serial killer. If that fails, then I'm stealing the "spit on a guard" idea. Edit: MorbidFaithless posted... </cite> <quote>According to a former prison inmate, at least in California, that if you rape someone you can't expect to be alive the next day. Also that if you felt you were in danger you would make as much noise and get as much attention as possible.</quote>Oh, that's perfect! I'm in California. In that case, I just scream like a madman until I get some help. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Omega Hunter 07/10/21 12:52:22 AM #10:	Me: GUARD!!! GUARDDDDDDDD!!!!!! GUARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!! --- When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say. <cite>Omega Hunter posted [p:955931530] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote>Me: GUARD!!! GUARDDDDDDDD!!!!!! GUARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
h23456bca 07/10/21 12:56:13 AM #11:	Bloodmoon77 posted... I hope he has a big cock this --- People say I'm no good, crazy as a loon. 'Cause I get stoned in the morning, and drunk in the afternoon. <cite>h23456bca posted [p:955931612] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote>Bloodmoon77 posted... </cite> <quote>I hope he has a big cock</quote> this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 07/10/21 1:01:32 AM #12:	He can't handle my butt. I'd break his dick off. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM 1970-2020 (G.O.A.T.) <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:955931719] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote>He can't handle my butt. I'd break his dick off. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 07/10/21 1:04:19 AM #13:	Fine but it'll be the last booty he destroys. I'm taking his penis with me. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:955931764] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote>Fine but it'll be the last booty he destroys. I'm taking his penis with me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Graycap 07/10/21 1:09:38 AM #14:	Call the cops, I am in prison so surely they are there to help. Bloodmoon77 posted... I hope he has a big cock BloodMoon7 posted... Fine but it'll be the last booty he destroys. I'm taking his penis with me. Rare topic with both bm7s. >_> --- Say it on your main. <cite>Graycap posted [p:955931852] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote>Call the cops, I am in prison so surely they are there to help. Bloodmoon77 posted...</cite> <quote>I hope he has a big cock </quote> BloodMoon7 posted...</cite> <quote>Fine but it'll be the last booty he destroys. I'm taking his penis with me. </quote> Rare topic with both bm7s. >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Verdekal 07/10/21 1:12:22 AM #15:	Fight. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! <cite>Verdekal posted [p:955931912] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote>Fight. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kloe_Rinz 07/10/21 1:14:39 AM #17:	I *tell* <cite>Kloe_Rinz posted [p:955931950] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote>I tell </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RedJackson 07/10/21 1:15:36 AM #18:	--- https://imgur.com/e6aBSof - Pus_N_Pecans original! https://imgur.com/bve6U7T - Error1335 original! <cite>RedJackson posted [p:955931963] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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nfearurspecimn 07/10/21 1:17:08 AM #20:	I tell them they supposedly sexually assaulted a female and hope that they're buttsage and back off --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:955931992] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote>I tell them they supposedly sexually assaulted a female and hope that they're buttsage and back off </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JKDobbins 07/10/21 1:27:40 AM #21:	cuh posted... Is he ~~hot~~ JKDobbins posted... He is 65 and 285 lbs. (196 cm and 130 kg). He is extremely low body fat, all muscle. @cuh <cite>JKDobbins posted [p:955932216] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote>cuh posted... </cite> <quote>Is he hot</quote> JKDobbins posted... </cite> <quote>He is 65 and 285 lbs. (196 cm and 130 kg).</quote> He is extremely low body fat, all muscle. @cuh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bloodmoon77 07/10/21 1:29:11 AM #22:	Graycap posted... Call the cops, I am in prison so surely they are there to help. Rare topic with both bm7s. >_> I swear they stalk me everywhere. And I like it. --- I wouldn't trust this company with making a cheese sandwich, they'd start an additional kickstarter for the mayo-ssjmatthew on Comcept's MN9 <cite>Bloodmoon77 posted [p:955932240] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote>Graycap posted... </cite> <quote>Call the cops, I am in prison so surely they are there to help. Rare topic with both bm7s. >_></quote>I swear they stalk me everywhere. And I like it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JKDobbins 07/10/21 2:43:56 AM #23:	Verdekal posted... Fight. Only sensible response ITT <cite>JKDobbins posted [p:955933545] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote>Verdekal posted... </cite> <quote>Fight.</quote>Only sensible response ITT </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sLaCkEr408___RJ 07/10/21 2:45:51 AM #24:	"No" <cite>sLaCkEr408___RJ posted [p:955933573] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote>"No" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 07/10/21 2:46:28 AM #25:	Go for it, bud. <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:955933584] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote>Go for it, bud. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShineboxPhil 07/10/21 2:48:14 AM #26:	Omega Hunter posted... Me: GUARD!!! GUARDDDDDDDD!!!!!! GUARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!! https://youtu.be/tdCqwiAoUX0 --- https://imgur.com/gallery/SGyTfGm https://imgur.com/gallery/9mJroQV <cite>ShineboxPhil posted [p:955933617] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote>Omega Hunter posted... </cite> <quote>Me: GUARD!!! GUARDDDDDDDD!!!!!! GUARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!</quote> https://youtu.be/tdCqwiAoUX0 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 07/10/21 2:49:57 AM #27:	I'd say "that's funny. My last cell mate said the same thing. Now he has no eyes......well anyway good night I'm going to bed" <cite>Zikten posted [p:955933642] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote>I'd say "that's funny. My last cell mate said the same thing. Now he has no eyes......well anyway good night I'm going to bed"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 07/10/21 2:54:42 AM #28:	no, i want your butt --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. <cite>Nukazie posted [p:955933708] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote>no, i want your butt </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flauros 07/10/21 2:56:01 AM #29:	Dude is only slightly bigger than me. He can try but it wont be easy --- https://imgur.com/EX6Md7k https://imgur.com/X4cT0Sp https://imgur.com/A3kur0P https://imgur.com/Hj9RrC6 <cite>Flauros posted [p:955933730] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote>Dude is only slightly bigger than me. He can try but it wont be easy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Goatsensation 07/10/21 2:56:23 AM #30:	"You wish you could afford this ass bruh" --- Honour is dead, but I'll see what I can do. he/him <cite>Goatsensation posted [p:955933738] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote>"You wish you could afford this ass bruh" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 07/10/21 3:03:26 AM #31:	https://youtu.be/QBDes70EzcI --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:955933838] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/QBDes70EzcI </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC 07/10/21 3:44:21 AM #32:	Zikten posted... I'd say "that's funny. My last cell mate said the same thing. Now he has no eyes......well anyway good night I'm going to bed" LOL --- "No one bad is ever truly bad. And no one good is ever truly good." <cite>DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted [p:955934405] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote>Zikten posted... </cite> <quote>I'd say "that's funny. My last cell mate said the same thing. Now he has no eyes......well anyway good night I'm going to bed"</quote>LOL </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 07/10/21 3:45:03 AM #33:	Last person who tried something like that ended up really scared & gave me free stuff. <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:955934413] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote>Last person who tried something like that ended up really scared & gave me free stuff. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JKDobbins 07/10/21 11:09:27 PM #34:	Tbh I would jump off my bunk and start swinging at his jaw <cite>JKDobbins posted [p:955959024] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote>Tbh I would jump off my bunk and start swinging at his jaw </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrKapowski 07/10/21 11:14:04 PM #35:	JKDobbins posted... Tbh I would jump off my bunk and start swinging at his jaw Yeah but you're not scaring anyone lol --- So! You want to hear a story, eh? <cite>MrKapowski posted [p:955959157] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote>JKDobbins posted... </cite> <quote>Tbh I would jump off my bunk and start swinging at his jaw</quote> Yeah but you're not scaring anyone lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shezarr 07/10/21 11:14:32 PM #36:	Why is a topic made by a fresh alt joking about prison rape not modded --- The artist formerly known as RebelElite791 <cite>Shezarr posted [p:955959169] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote>Why is a topic made by a fresh alt joking about prison rape not modded </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
superman 2000 07/10/21 11:15:14 PM #37:	Someones been watching The Boondocks lately. --- I don't hold grudges. Let's vehemently argue today and casually have a beer together tomorrow. <cite>superman 2000 posted [p:955959186] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote>Someones been watching The Boondocks lately. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
superman 2000 07/10/21 11:16:53 PM #38:	Also, I am 62 with years of martial arts training (most recently boxing). I think my butt will be safe unless Im jumped. Fights are chaotic and unpredictable though, so all I can say for sure is that Id try to defend myself. --- I don't hold grudges. Let's vehemently argue today and casually have a beer together tomorrow. <cite>superman 2000 posted [p:955959226] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote>Also, I am 62 with years of martial arts training (most recently boxing). I think my butt will be safe unless Im jumped. Fights are chaotic and unpredictable though, so all I can say for sure is that Id try to defend myself. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kanaya413 07/10/21 11:17:13 PM #39:	Offer my front instead <cite>Kanaya413 posted [p:955959235] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote>Offer my front instead </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darkraiomb 07/10/21 11:19:41 PM #40:	I stop wiping. Nobody wants a poopybutthole. --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake <cite>Darkraiomb posted [p:955959308] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote>I stop wiping. Nobody wants a poopybutthole. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wackyteen 07/10/21 11:20:22 PM #41:	Wonder why this topic is still up and if TC survives a month --- The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt. <cite>wackyteen posted [p:955959327] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote>Wonder why this topic is still up and if TC survives a month </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JKDobbins 07/10/21 11:27:09 PM #42:	@Shezarr and @wackyteen this topic doesnt break the rules. grow up. <cite>JKDobbins posted [p:955959504] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote>@Shezarr and @wackyteen this topic doesnt break the rules. grow up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shezarr 07/10/21 11:31:00 PM #43:	Joking about rape blatantly breaks the rules --- The artist formerly known as RebelElite791 <cite>Shezarr posted [p:955959600] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote>Joking about rape blatantly breaks the rules </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JKDobbins 07/10/21 11:31:44 PM #44:	@Shezarr Nobody is making jokes. Jesus Christ. <cite>JKDobbins posted [p:955959621] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote>@Shezarr Nobody is making jokes. Jesus Christ. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 07/10/21 11:35:56 PM #45:	Omega Hunter posted... Me: GUARD!!! GUARDDDDDDDD!!!!!! GUARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!! Is this a Billy & Mandy reference by any chance? @Omega_Hunter --- I'm a little teapot blowing off steam. https://imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://imgur.com/p6Wfowq <cite>Kitt posted [p:955959738] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote>Omega Hunter posted... </cite> <quote>Me: GUARD!!! GUARDDDDDDDD!!!!!! GUARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!</quote>Is this a Billy & Mandy reference by any chance? @Omega_Hunter </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OwlRammer 07/10/21 11:40:26 PM #46:	MrKapowski posted... Yeah but you're not scaring anyone lol well that's why he's swinging immediately instead of trying to intimidate the guy --- https://imgur.com/ji9KF3f https://imgur.com/p3G1Hvd http://puu.sh/ovZuS/97325c05b3.jpg http://puu.sh/ovZB2/eeee237f49.jpg <cite>OwlRammer posted [p:955959879] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote>MrKapowski posted... </cite> <quote>Yeah but you're not scaring anyone lol</quote>well that's why he's swinging immediately instead of trying to intimidate the guy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dj1200 07/10/21 11:42:54 PM #47:	Shezarr posted... Joking about rape blatantly breaks the rules Whos joking? Its an honest question. --- "It was so ridiculous and I have so many feelings about it." -Virtual Energies <cite>dj1200 posted [p:955959954] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote>Shezarr posted... </cite> <quote>Joking about rape blatantly breaks the rules</quote> Whos joking? Its an honest question. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Talas 07/10/21 11:44:11 PM #48:	Is he cute? --- https://imgur.com/4uu18iA In Memory of Logan <cite>Talas posted [p:955959994] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote>Is he cute? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
superman 2000 07/11/21 12:55:55 AM #49:	Some of you guys have such fragile sensibilities. The topic isnt joking about sexual assault; if you simply find it distasteful/off-putting, ignore it. --- I don't hold grudges. Let's vehemently argue today and casually have a beer together tomorrow. <cite>superman 2000 posted [p:955961875] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote>Some of you guys have such fragile sensibilities. The topic isnt joking about sexual assault; if you simply find it distasteful/off-putting, ignore it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Madcow 07/11/21 12:56:44 AM #50:	@Shezarr did you mark it --- Cows are the most intelligent animals on this planet. ANGRY cows are the most fearsome. <cite>Madcow posted [p:955961902] in You're in ... [t:79557363]...</cite> <quote>@Shezarr did you mark it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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