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TopicSmoking is like the nastiest habit
VampireCoyote
03/28/24 8:03:19 PM
#29
smoke herb every day

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TopicI live at a church now!
VampireCoyote
03/28/24 8:02:14 PM
#15
I tried to teach anthony not to talk to women a certain way and the fucker actually slashed at me with a freakin cutter

i had to physically walk his ass outta the park banned for life punk

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TopicI live at a church now!
VampireCoyote
03/28/24 7:57:32 PM
#13
I dont know I might have to go to the police station

which seems risky they piss me off and I piss them off its a whole thing

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TopicWhat's the deal with Che Guevara T-shirts?
VampireCoyote
03/28/24 7:55:58 PM
#2
I knew a guy that thought it was bob marley

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TopicLook at my hole
VampireCoyote
03/28/24 7:54:30 PM
#37
imagine posting your unwashed hole for all to see on this blessed day

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TopicWhat's up you people
VampireCoyote
03/28/24 7:53:44 PM
#8
Straight outta warnth

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TopicWhat's up you people
VampireCoyote
03/26/24 7:33:32 PM
#5
TonySmark posted...
wait, why did this happen in the first place??

he called me a thief and I told him all the ways he needed to go get fucked

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TopicI live at a church now!
VampireCoyote
03/26/24 5:52:33 PM
#11
Some guy tried to start shit with me. He yelled about bushes or something idk I dont think I know him. Im in a mood about me so I started going towards him but then he left. Dunno.

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TopicDo you guys have a college degree?
VampireCoyote
03/26/24 5:28:04 PM
#12
Smallville posted...
were you that user that was once homeless, how is it going now? Like i remember you moved to california and you didn't know anyone there and had no job lined up? Doing that might be kinda rare

got a job and Ive been doing my thing Im super good at living on the streets it turns

people keep wanting me to get a place but Im not super eager to have to pay rent and who even knows what other expenses

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TopicI live at a church now!
VampireCoyote
03/26/24 5:24:32 PM
#10
i had to get off the bus I was on cause two crazy people were arguing so bad the cops got called

my life is an adventure right now

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TopicDo you guys have a college degree?
VampireCoyote
03/26/24 5:22:52 PM
#3
Yep

culinary studies

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TopicDo you have a biblical name?
VampireCoyote
03/26/24 5:19:21 PM
#21
my sisters name is New Testament

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TopicWhat's up you people
VampireCoyote
03/26/24 4:43:43 PM
#3
Metalsonic66 posted...
Did you kick the security guard's ass?

I didnt lay hands on him I just yelled a lot and cussed him out and then started dancing when he wanted to fight

the last part enraged him so much he shoved me, mortally wounding the strap on my backpack

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TopicI live at a church now!
VampireCoyote
03/26/24 4:42:05 PM
#8
RetuenOfDevsman posted...
Story time!

he told me I couldnt go into Walmart because I use their bathroom too much, I told him to get fucked and he called me a thief, I yelled at him a bunch and then started dancing which made him so angry he shoved me and broke my backpack

he got in trouble with the police but the building managers where I work know and like him I guess so they are taking his side and say Im banned from my building even though thats not where this took place

the whole thing is a bunch of BS my boss doesnt know what to do and is having me on leave until it all gets figured out they might transfer me to a different store which might be ok cause this Salvadoran girl wants me to get a place with her in Santa Monica and theres even more resources there

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TopicHave you had Gatorlyte?
VampireCoyote
03/26/24 3:50:18 PM
#2
No I like these sparkling ice beverages

they have biotin in them, helps keep you beautiful
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0adab6f3.jpg

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TopicI live at a church now!
VampireCoyote
03/26/24 3:45:21 PM
#5
Im on a roll they connected me to a place where I can do laundry for free and theyll give me snacks

going crazy and fighting a security guard is one of the smartest things Ive ever done so many people are helping me now

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TopicDo you believe that Andrew Yang will ever win an upper level elective
VampireCoyote
03/26/24 3:37:55 PM
#52
Shadow_Don posted...
It largely "works" by gutting other welfare programs.

people would still get the income though why would it matter if their check said UBI on it instead of whatever

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TopicIf I quit soda, what am I supposed to drink with dinner?
VampireCoyote
03/26/24 3:28:14 PM
#12
soda again keep drinking it

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TopicDo you believe that Andrew Yang will ever win an upper level elective
VampireCoyote
03/26/24 3:27:39 PM
#45
he pretty quickly stopped taking himself seriously when they made him a CNN correspondent he would just try to crack little jokes and chuckle about everything he rarely had much to actually say

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TopicDo you believe that Andrew Yang will ever win an upper level elective
VampireCoyote
03/26/24 3:19:49 PM
#37
Unknown5uspect posted...
We shouldn't have to choose between UBI and other forms of financial assistance tho.

maybe idk thats a complicated thing

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TopicHow many days after milk's "best by" date are you still willing to
VampireCoyote
03/26/24 3:05:35 PM
#37
If it smells and tastes normal then idgaf

if either is even slightly bad then away it goes into the milk incinerator

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TopicWhat's up you people
VampireCoyote
03/26/24 3:01:32 PM
#1
I went crazy and fought a security guard so I was in the psych hospital for a while

but I live at a church now its pretty sweet I help out in the kitchen and with cleaning

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TopicIs frozen elsa an original CE creation or another thing stolen from reddit/4chan
VampireCoyote
03/26/24 2:59:33 PM
#26
Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
What about Rick moranis?

that started on potd dammit

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TopicDollar Tree to raise prices to 7 bucks.
VampireCoyote
03/26/24 1:44:13 PM
#15
UnholyMudcrab posted...
When they've only got one or two employees per store, it's not like it's a difficult thing to do.

a lot of folks make no effort to even hide it

luckily people I knew from the street would be respectful and not do it whenever I was working

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TopicDollar Tree to raise prices to 7 bucks.
VampireCoyote
03/26/24 1:40:50 PM
#12
I miss working there though it was the perfect job to just fuck around at and flirt with all the girls

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TopicIs 4.0 the worst version of DnD?
VampireCoyote
03/26/24 1:39:50 PM
#16
3.5 was perfect imo

I dont like using little figures on maps or whatever my character is where I say they are doing their thing

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TopicC/d sometimes you need a fucking
VampireCoyote
03/26/24 1:38:51 PM
#2
Heck yeah

i hug probably 20-30 people a day

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TopicDollar Tree to raise prices to 7 bucks.
VampireCoyote
03/26/24 1:34:47 PM
#10
Yeah Im not surprised

some of the stuff I get at dollar tree for $1.25 is $3-4 at the grocery store same brand and size and everything knew it couldnt stay that way forever

plus SO MANY people steal from those stores

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TopicIf they actually manage to pull Skyblivion off, man...
VampireCoyote
03/26/24 1:05:33 PM
#26
Oblivion felt like half elder scrolls half Mega Blocks Tolkien


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TopicPre-2015, this would considered blasphemy where I came from
VampireCoyote
03/26/24 1:03:55 PM
#5
ai123 posted...
Is he holding it upside down again?

he doesnt know how to hold ANYTHING

watch him hold anything or really DO ANYTHING and he awkward bumbles around

the dude has never had any job

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TopicThere is so much misinformation about weight loss online .
VampireCoyote
03/26/24 12:52:40 PM
#11
be active

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TopicHave any of you here ever been bullied by co workers at any of
VampireCoyote
03/26/24 12:51:19 PM
#34
When I first worked as a line cook some of the bar staff would be dicks and give me a hard time until I started to give it back to them and tell them to get fucked or Id refuse to make their shift meals for them and just tell them to go to hell and theyd learn to be nicer lol

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TopicNintendo charging $60 for Luigi's Mansion 2 switch port
VampireCoyote
03/26/24 12:48:49 PM
#58
grown adults will buy this

millions of adults

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Topicwhat's your music hot take?
VampireCoyote
03/26/24 12:38:36 PM
#140
The Eagles suck

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TopicAnybody here like Dynasty Warriors?
VampireCoyote
03/26/24 12:36:27 PM
#22
trappedunderice posted...
Yea dynasty warriors 3 is the best game

this one and Samurai Warriors 2 are my favs

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TopicAnybody here like Dynasty Warriors?
VampireCoyote
03/26/24 12:34:29 PM
#20
Heck yeah I love that you can barrel through entire armies on horseback and kill whole hordes of like 500 dudes. The music rocks too

those games are nuts I love them. The Netflix movie is funny as shit too its just like the games with ridiculous attacks and effects and shit

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TopicRenting and housing prices are still insane
VampireCoyote
03/26/24 12:29:58 PM
#5
Yeah I dont get how people pay rent Ive never done it

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TopicWhat are some perfect tv shows?
VampireCoyote
03/26/24 12:25:20 PM
#86
Fargo seasons 1-3

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TopicLess than two weeks until I start my HRT journey
VampireCoyote
03/26/24 12:09:28 PM
#28
Ive decided not to do HRT but it was a really difficult decision to make

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TopicI live at a church now!
VampireCoyote
03/26/24 12:08:21 PM
#1
Or I sleep there at least sometimes. I have permission and everything. I just volunteer sometimes and help with the kitchen and clean the showers some

this is a big win police cant bother me at night now

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TopicRed XIII going to sound like this the rest of the game?
VampireCoyote
03/26/24 10:23:13 AM
#2
Nanaki is Nanaki

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TopicWhy do people hate landlords so much?
VampireCoyote
03/26/24 10:09:52 AM
#13
it shouldnt cost money just to have a home

just let people live at places

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TopicTIL Jerry Seinfeld dated a 17 year-old while he was 38.
VampireCoyote
03/26/24 9:46:43 AM
#73
Yeah people are a bunch of rat bastards

its fine

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TopicWhat are some perfect tv shows?
VampireCoyote
03/26/24 8:37:41 AM
#80
Deadwood

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TopicI just got out of the psych hospital today
VampireCoyote
03/26/24 8:37:14 AM
#15
DarkChozoGhost posted...
Lithium just erased whatever was going on.

so far it just makes me pee more

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TopicI just got out of the psych hospital today
VampireCoyote
03/26/24 7:44:09 AM
#11
darkmaian23 posted...
Are you still part vampire and part coyote?

yeah and I had a dream that a horse became my friend

i didnt own it or ride it or anything, it just would pal around with me I became the person that was always with a horse

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