Current Events > $8,000 a month but you have to kick a pervert in the balls 4 times a week.

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UnfairRepresent 04/14/23 7:46:40 AM #1:	Would you do it? Yes No Would you do it? - Results (84 votes) Yes 89.29% (75 votes) 75 No 10.71% (9 votes) 9 A weird guy is willing to pay you $8,000 a month in cash to kick him in the balls 4 times a week. Every week without fail. It has to be 4 different days. The days and times are negotiable. https://i.imgur.com/86ax9mt.jpg He doesn't want you to ask any questions. Would you do it? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:972834555] in $8,000 a m... [t:80412027]...</cite> <quote> Would you do it? Yes No Vote View Results Would you do it? - Results (84 votes) Yes 89.29% (75 votes) 75 No 10.71% (9 votes) 9 Show Voting Form function poll_vote() { var vote_option = $("input[name='poll_vote']:checked").val(); if(!vote_option) return; $.ajax({ type: 'POST', url: '/ajax/forum_poll_vote', data: { option: vote_option, board: '400', topic: '80412027', message: '0', key: '96a1cb10' }, success: function(response) { if(response.error) { alert(response.error); } else { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").html(response.html).show(); } } }); } function view_results_legacy() { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").show(); } function hide_results_legacy() { $("#poll_results").hide(); $("#poll_vote").show(); } A weird guy is willing to pay you $8,000 a month in cash to kick him in the balls 4 times a week. Every week without fail. It has to be 4 different days. The days and times are negotiable. https://i.imgur.com/86ax9mt.jpg He doesn't want you to ask any questions. Would you do it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hyperskate65 04/14/23 7:47:10 AM #2:	Line em up --- his comparison suggests we're closet african americans. PSN BlahblahUnicornx <cite>hyperskate65 posted [p:972834560] in $8,000 a m... [t:80412027]...</cite> <quote>Line em up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 04/14/23 2:41:28 PM #3:	Looks like CE is on board --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:972841659] in $8,000 a m... [t:80412027]...</cite> <quote>Looks like CE is on board</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 04/14/23 2:43:43 PM #4:	Do what you love, and you'll never work a day in your life. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:972841698] in $8,000 a m... [t:80412027]...</cite> <quote>Do what you love, and you'll never work a day in your life.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VampireCoyote 04/14/23 2:46:53 PM #5:	downside where --- She/her <cite>VampireCoyote posted [p:972841766] in $8,000 a m... [t:80412027]...</cite> <quote>downside where</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Philip027 04/14/23 2:55:03 PM #6:	Actually kicking someone in the balls can be surprisingly difficult. Would a kneeing be acceptable? Also would he be coming to my place? Not gonna commute for this. <cite>Philip027 posted [p:972841935] in $8,000 a m... [t:80412027]...</cite> <quote>Actually kicking someone in the balls can be surprisingly difficult. Would a kneeing be acceptable?Also would he be coming to my place? Not gonna commute for this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dameon_reaper 04/14/23 2:56:36 PM #7:	I agree to it. Why? What's the harm? And then I end up meeting with gross pervs who NEED a kick in the balls and I start attacking them as well. Soon I'll be known as the vigilante known only as The Ballman <cite>dameon_reaper posted [p:972841968] in $8,000 a m... [t:80412027]...</cite> <quote>I agree to it. Why? What's the harm? And then I end up meeting with gross pervs who NEED a kick in the balls and I start attacking them as well. Soon I'll be known as the vigilante known only as The Ballman</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeCh0nk 04/14/23 3:00:13 PM #8:	Do I get to pick which CEman I kick in the balls? --- @('_')@ <cite>LeCh0nk posted [p:972842042] in $8,000 a m... [t:80412027]...</cite> <quote>Do I get to pick which CEman I kick in the balls?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sauceje 04/14/23 3:02:30 PM #9:	That is considerably more money than what I make, I guess I'm kicking this guy's nads --- He was born in a coop, raised in a cage, children fear him, critics rage, He's half alive, he's half dead, folks just call him Buckethead <cite>sauceje posted [p:972842077] in $8,000 a m... [t:80412027]...</cite> <quote>That is considerably more money than what I make, I guess I'm kicking this guy's nads </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SychopathicRyda 04/14/23 3:08:40 PM #10:	Damn and I been doing it for free over the years. --- No Lives Matter <cite>SychopathicRyda posted [p:972842193] in $8,000 a m... [t:80412027]...</cite> <quote>Damn and I been doing it for free over the years.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 04/15/23 2:23:38 PM #11:	LeCh0nk posted... Do I get to pick which CEman I kick in the balls? No you don't get to choose It's a specific perverted man who is paying you kick him in the balls and he doesn't like/answer questions. Especially ones like "Why are you dressed up like Peter Pan today?" --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:972862008] in $8,000 a m... [t:80412027]...</cite> <quote>LeCh0nk posted... </cite><quote>Do I get to pick which CEman I kick in the balls?</quote>No you don't get to chooseIt's a specific perverted man who is paying you kick him in the balls and he doesn't like/answer questions. Especially ones like "Why are you dressed up like Peter Pan today?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AldousIsDead 04/15/23 2:32:04 PM #12:	How did you know my kink, tc? --- In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity. <cite>AldousIsDead posted [p:972862163] in $8,000 a m... [t:80412027]...</cite> <quote>How did you know my kink, tc?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
__starsnostars 04/15/23 2:50:12 PM #13:	Easy money that is too hard to pass on. --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDyXIXyAZq0 Please consider adopting a cat from your SPCA or local animal shelter. <cite>__starsnostars posted [p:972862472] in $8,000 a m... [t:80412027]...</cite> <quote>Easy money that is too hard to pass on. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nirvanas_Nox 04/15/23 4:20:44 PM #14:	Let's do it it. 8k a month is life changing --- Make sure not to bleed over the discs.- Xiciassa NOT IN MY CANTINA! - Bartender <cite>Nirvanas_Nox posted [p:972863985] in $8,000 a m... [t:80412027]...</cite> <quote>Let's do it it. 8k a month is life changing</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pikakaeru 04/15/23 4:21:52 PM #15:	consent was given <cite>pikakaeru posted [p:972864000] in $8,000 a m... [t:80412027]...</cite> <quote>consent was given</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
inTaCtfuL 04/15/23 4:24:22 PM #16:	Does it have to hurt? I don't want to hurt anyone, but the money is good lol. Will a gentle kick be enough to qualify? --- i7-3970X Extreme ~ Asus Rampage IV Extreme ~ 32 GB DDR3-2133 ~ 10 TB 7200RPM ~ 500 GB SSD ~ 690 x2 ~ 1200 W PSU Gold ~ <cite>inTaCtfuL posted [p:972864044] in $8,000 a m... [t:80412027]...</cite> <quote>Does it have to hurt? I don't want to hurt anyone, but the money is good lol. Will a gentle kick be enough to qualify?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FigureOfSpeech 04/15/23 6:12:07 PM #17:	Can I do it remotely? Like I swing my foot wherever I am and he feels the impact as though I had kicked him directly? <cite>FigureOfSpeech posted [p:972865887] in $8,000 a m... [t:80412027]...</cite> <quote>Can I do it remotely? Like I swing my foot wherever I am and he feels the impact as though I had kicked him directly?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 04/15/23 6:13:22 PM #18:	96k a year for just a tiny bit of work? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:972865911] in $8,000 a m... [t:80412027]...</cite> <quote>96k a year for just a tiny bit of work?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
itachi15243 04/15/23 6:13:57 PM #19:	Does he at least keep his pants on? Do I have to kick hard or will a tap suffice? --- I do drawings and stuff https://www.fiverr.com/blueblitz <cite>itachi15243 posted [p:972865921] in $8,000 a m... [t:80412027]...</cite> <quote>Does he at least keep his pants on? Do I have to kick hard or will a tap suffice?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 04/15/23 6:13:58 PM #20:	Sure --- I'm a Taurus. Currently playing: Gothic 2 NOTR He/Him <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:972865922] in $8,000 a m... [t:80412027]...</cite> <quote>Sure </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
andel 04/15/23 6:22:19 PM #21:	if the recipient actually wants this arrangement then of course. if i had to track down random sex offenders to assault i would pass because of the danger and potential legal liability. --- I am thinking about just walking into the river now that Megaupload is gone and condoms are in porn.-Fubonis <cite>andel posted [p:972866092] in $8,000 a m... [t:80412027]...</cite> <quote>if the recipient actually wants this arrangement then of course. if i had to track down random sex offenders to assault i would pass because of the danger and potential legal liability. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AloneIBreak 04/15/23 7:13:44 PM #22:	TC are you the one who was in the hospital recently for DVT or something? --- "The civilized man, where he cannot admire, will aim rather at understanding than at reprobating." - Bertrand Russell <cite>AloneIBreak posted [p:972866884] in $8,000 a m... [t:80412027]...</cite> <quote>TC are you the one who was in the hospital recently for DVT or something? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 04/16/23 10:07:08 AM #23:	itachi15243 posted... Does he at least keep his pants on? No questions Do I have to kick hard or will a tap suffice? Has to be a hard kick with reasonable good faith effort on your part FigureOfSpeech posted... Can I do it remotely? Like I swing my foot wherever I am and he feels the impact as though I had kicked him directly? No inTaCtfuL posted... Will a gentle kick be enough to qualify? no --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:972876900] in $8,000 a m... [t:80412027]...</cite> <quote>itachi15243 posted... </cite><quote>Does he at least keep his pants on?</quote>No questions<quote>Do I have to kick hard or will a tap suffice?</quote>Has to be a hard kick with reasonable good faith effort on your partFigureOfSpeech posted... </cite><quote>Can I do it remotely? Like I swing my foot wherever I am and he feels the impact as though I had kicked him directly?</quote>NoinTaCtfuL posted... </cite><quote>Will a gentle kick be enough to qualify?</quote>no</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > $8,000 a month but you have to kick a pervert in the balls 4 times a week.