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TopicHappy Kirby 25th Anniversary!
Turducken
04/29/17 4:29:37 PM
#21
I hate Kirby!

Go to hell, Kirby!

Fuck you, Kirby!

Die in terror, KIRBY!!!!!!!!!!!
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TopicA Mother and Son in Milwaukee were HORRIFIED after the KISS CAM panned on them!.
Turducken
04/29/17 1:16:57 AM
#3
how many y/o is the KissCam
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TopicHow many Wolves could you take by yourself?
Turducken
04/29/17 12:33:01 AM
#87
M-maybe Lopen is Arian Foster!
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TopicHow many Wolves could you take by yourself?
Turducken
04/28/17 1:15:38 PM
#31
3, but that's because they choke to death eating me.
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TopicWhat is the video game best known for? Day 2: Final Fantasy X
Turducken
04/27/17 10:10:34 AM
#18
Definitely the laughing scene. I don't even know what To Zanarkand is, but you can bet your ass I've seen that stupid laughing scene.
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Topic100 mil. dollars but you live for 10 more years
Turducken
04/27/17 8:06:24 AM
#9
N-no, it was just a joke everything's fine!!!
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Topic100 mil. dollars but you live for 10 more years
Turducken
04/27/17 7:48:50 AM
#6
Well that's already 6 more years than I'm going to live, so win-win!
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TopicFor $1,000,000,000,000 would you shut down the universe?
Turducken
04/25/17 5:56:08 PM
#18
3DSRage posted...
No, I would not shut down my wife for 1T.

DAMN! How many chimichangas she been eatin'!?

(canned laughter, mugging for the camera)
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Topicmy cat just gave me the best early birthday present ever.
Turducken
04/23/17 5:59:54 PM
#6
My cat likes to poop right in front of the side door to the house. Same spot every time. It's also less than 6 feet away from his actual litter box.

The fuck.
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Topicmy cat just gave me the best early birthday present ever.
Turducken
04/23/17 5:54:14 PM
#3
Well that's the magical thing about poop
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TopicThe New Flintstones Comic
Turducken
04/21/17 10:18:48 PM
#7
Even better if read in their cartoon voices.
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TopicIf you could be any age, how many y/o would you want to be?
Turducken
04/19/17 2:10:47 AM
#12
So whatever you pick is the age you are for the rest of your life? Or you go back to that age and then continue to age normally? Or stay that age forever, effectively becoming immortal and looking ___?
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TopicHow high is your self-esteem?
Turducken
04/14/17 3:10:23 PM
#7
Is 1 the best? Like "I'm number 1?" O-or is it 10, like a Perfect 10? Oh god I'm hyperventilating I don't know what to do
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TopicI Feel Like Squall Right Now
Turducken
04/14/17 2:47:07 PM
#4
Maybe you should try

Talking to a wall

Heeeeeeeeeeee
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TopicGood baby names for a girl?
Turducken
04/14/17 12:48:10 AM
#26
Soda. Beautiful name for a girl.
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TopicIn terms of romantic relationships, which of these two options do you prefer?
Turducken
04/13/17 5:27:52 AM
#31
Maybe only for people who talk like they're penning their school shooter manifesto, eh?
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TopicIn terms of romantic relationships, which of these two options do you prefer?
Turducken
04/13/17 4:20:37 AM
#29
Vlado posted...
It's a figure of speech.

"You're destined to get married and have children" is the dumbest figure of speech I've never heard before, then.
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TopicIn terms of romantic relationships, which of these two options do you prefer?
Turducken
04/13/17 3:03:16 AM
#25
That's not how destiny works.
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TopicCircumcised?
Turducken
04/12/17 1:37:40 AM
#26
The penisologist messed up, so it's like half and half somehow.
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TopicWhat is your least favorite season?
Turducken
04/12/17 1:34:01 AM
#70
Winter can go to Ice Hell.
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TopicWhat's the most money you would spend on a watch?
Turducken
04/12/17 1:27:21 AM
#28
Watches are obsolete. It makes more sense to wear a cape than a watch!
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TopicWho do you think was in the right in this united airlines situation?
Turducken
04/12/17 1:25:16 AM
#106
I like that he took a second crack at it, but still can't be bothered to learn the dude's name. Poor The Customer.
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Topicis it normal to be a nerd
Turducken
04/11/17 12:44:31 PM
#6
foolm0r0n posted...
Did you say "nerd"?

Not nerd, NODE.
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TopicSo what exactly was the "Secret" of Mana (1993)?
Turducken
04/09/17 7:01:26 PM
#11
LeonhartFour posted...
isn't one of the monsters Santa Claus or something

Yeah I was gonna say Santa Claus is a boss in this game. He gets mad that kids don't believe in him anymore so he becomes a Frost Gigas and you have to kick his ass. I think Rudolph thanks you for setting him straight afterwards.
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TopicThose of you b8'ers that don't want children.....
Turducken
04/06/17 5:10:29 AM
#68
Hehe, then Valdo would be removed from the gene pool. Kablammo!
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TopicDo you know how to drive a stick?
Turducken
04/02/17 2:51:22 PM
#12
Colegreen_c12 posted...
Not sure if you were serious though

I wasn't.
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TopicDo you know how to drive a stick?
Turducken
04/02/17 1:32:54 PM
#5
You don't drive a stick, you drive a car. Dumb poll.
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TopicWhat would it take to motivate you into joining an angry mob?
Turducken
04/01/17 9:41:16 PM
#2
Anger, I would assume.
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TopicWhat is the best part of the chicken?
Turducken
04/01/17 8:04:04 PM
#3
^
Were you the one who told fables of The Nugfest?
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TopicPOLL: How many genders are there?
Turducken
03/28/17 7:31:39 PM
#142
What about Maximals and Predicons?!
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TopicPost in this topic and I'll tell you what kind of egg you are
Turducken
03/28/17 6:47:43 PM
#10
I better be the kind of egg I'm thinking of or so help me I'm gonna cook you up for breakfast you slimy sonova...
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TopicPOLL: How many genders are there?
Turducken
03/28/17 6:46:54 PM
#118
Kids are dumb as s*** and should not be allowed to make any choices whatsoever.
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TopicDo you want me to Keep using FULL THROTTLE or switch to MRDUCKBEAR????
Turducken
03/26/17 1:16:35 AM
#2
I mean...it's not your REAL identity. Right?

...Right?
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TopicSo Uncharted 1 got weird...
Turducken
03/19/17 4:27:27 PM
#24
I really like that throughout the series there is not a single time when Nate realizes he's personally killed like a thousand people and reacts to it. He jus don gib a fug
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TopicDid you have HELICOPTER PARENTS while growing up???
Turducken
03/19/17 4:11:30 PM
#5
That gets me wondering...are all these goofballs who say they now self-identify as Attack Helicopters going to be helicopter parents even if they give their kids plenty of space?!
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TopicReal Talk: When you are in a bad mood, do you pass that on to other people?
Turducken
03/14/17 2:47:20 PM
#18
Hell yeah I called someone neighborino the other day
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TopicSeabassDebeste finishes Buffy the Vampire Slayer and its spinoff [spoilers]
Turducken
03/11/17 5:58:59 AM
#310
SeabassDebeste posted...
Captain America playing Galaga feels incredibly similar to Illyria playing Crash Bandicoot.

Silly Seab, Cap didn't play Galaga! That was some Nerd SHIELD agent on the Helicarrier. Mr. Iron even calls him out on it.

Also finale writeup HYYYYYYPE
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TopicMary-Kate and Ashley Olsen to pay interns $140K in wage theft lawsuit!
Turducken
03/10/17 1:54:58 AM
#10
Boy I'd sure feel like I'd won one for The Little Guy if after litigation I was awarded what works out to about 67 cents an hour!
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TopicSeabassDebeste finishes Buffy the Vampire Slayer and its spinoff [spoilers]
Turducken
03/06/17 9:16:04 PM
#275
I really feel bad for that one random security guard that Adam Baldwin murders in the Eve Gets Fired episode. Like, if you're there to fire her and not kill her, why you gotta kill this poor schmuck, man?
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TopicSeabassDebeste finishes Buffy the Vampire Slayer and its spinoff [spoilers]
Turducken
03/01/17 4:50:59 AM
#250
SeabassDebeste posted...
I will not be brought down by some monster flu. I am better than that!'

Guess not!

...Too soon?
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TopicSeabassDebeste finishes Buffy the Vampire Slayer and its spinoff [spoilers]
Turducken
02/26/17 4:23:19 PM
#231
htaeD posted...
he could have


Well I walked into that one!
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TopicSeabassDebeste finishes Buffy the Vampire Slayer and its spinoff [spoilers]
Turducken
02/26/17 12:42:30 PM
#225
One line that irks me is Knox's "Could be the Joker...YKNOW, FROM THE COMIC BOOKS?"

Like, no shit Knox, I thought you meant Joker the orthodontist.
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Topicwatching Avatar: The Legend of Korra - Long Live the Queen [spoilers]
Turducken
02/20/17 11:28:07 PM
#211
Mako's only really notable character trait is he's a spatula.
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TopicSeabassDebeste finishes Buffy the Vampire Slayer and its spinoff [spoilers]
Turducken
01/28/17 10:41:52 PM
#150
I like your topics, so I'd definitely read it if you made it.
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TopicSeabassDebeste finishes Buffy the Vampire Slayer and its spinoff [spoilers]
Turducken
01/26/17 11:30:40 PM
#135
SeabassDebeste posted...
* I had more notes about Wesley and his father's interactions, but given that he turns out to be a fake, what's the point in transcribing them!

Well, if you're looking for a point, it was a sophisticated-enough robit to fool Wesley himself, so really basically it might as well have been his dad for real!

In fact it really should have been his dad for real. I think the Robit With A Fancy Glamour copout was a pretty big wasted opportunity. Although I do appreciate that it leads to Wesley calling up his real not-dead dad at the end of the episode in some attempt to reconcile or some such...and you know it's not going to happen. Heartbreaking, but honest.
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TopicSeabassDebeste finishes Buffy the Vampire Slayer and its spinoff [spoilers]
Turducken
01/14/17 5:51:49 AM
#70
SeabassDebeste posted...
Oh, and of course, the dramatic threat from the defendant that the only ones left standing... are gonna be the ones already dead. Her thoughts: 'Well that's a relief!'

"I mean, HEY!" Love it.
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Topicwatching Avatar: The Legend of Korra - Long Live the Queen [spoilers]
Turducken
01/09/17 6:59:14 PM
#43
Magneto's Plastic Prison from X-Men 1 for everybody! There are no Plastic Benders are there?!
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TopicWe made Pokemon cookies
Turducken
01/03/17 12:17:17 AM
#51
No offense, but if this is your flu-work I hope you never get better.
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TopicWe made Pokemon cookies
Turducken
01/02/17 11:16:31 PM
#40
Bane_Of_Despair posted...
Squirtle for the eyes

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