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Topic	You enter your room and see DIS sitting on da floor
Trumble 03/01/21 4:10:09 PM #26	This topic is going to be modded because ~~you touch yourself at night~~. And the mods don't like that happening. --- You may not include signatures in your spoiler tag
Topic	In honor of Black History Month, post hot black people ITT
Trumble 02/25/21 9:55:41 PM #115	--- You may not include spoiler tags in your signature
Topic	Machete is WARNED!
Trumble 02/19/21 1:29:23 AM #148	This melty is getting so big, it makes yo momma look small. --- I was gonna write a funny sig, but then I got...
Topic	Machete is WARNED!
Trumble 02/18/21 9:22:20 PM #110	MELTlNATING THE COUNTRY SIDE MELTINATING THE PEAAAAASANTS --- I was gonna write a funny sig, but then I got...
Topic	What are the chances that volunteering at COVID vaccination sites would get you
Trumble 02/18/21 1:30:15 PM #3	Depends on your jurisdiction. There'll be places where it does, especially outside the US. --- I was gonna write a funny sig, but then I got...
Topic	Pizza man acquitted of child porn after porn star herself flew in to testify
Trumble 02/18/21 1:29:09 PM #62	eston posted... This happened in Puerto Rico, wtf are you talking about "Minority" and "Foreigner" are relative terms. --- I was gonna write a funny sig, but then I got...
Topic	Those who have had success with weight loss, how do I do it?
Trumble 02/18/21 1:25:05 PM #37	Set yourself much stricter standards than you actually need to. Then, when you almost inevitably push the limits of them a bit, it won't actually do any harm. It's been working for me. The rules I'm meant to be following, I think there's been like one day where I actually stuck to them completely, but they're strict enough that even a bad job of following them is good enough that I'm losing weight. --- I was gonna write a funny sig, but then I got...
Topic	If boobs are called Mommy Milkers, what is the nickname of butts?
Trumble 02/17/21 11:03:17 PM #24	ApherosyLove posted... Daddy dumpers. --- I was gonna write a funny sig, but then I got...
Topic	Any 8GB RAM laptop under $400?
Trumble 02/17/21 11:02:43 PM #2	Probably, but make sure it has a decent CPU too (Ryzen 3 or i3 or better, and not more than a couple of generations old). And an SSD, though you'll rarely find one that doesn't these days. --- I was gonna write a funny sig, but then I got...
Topic	You guys remember that Ouya console?
Trumble 02/17/21 10:58:06 PM #12	Wii_Shaker posted... I wanted one but I don't think I've even ever seen one. --- I was gonna write a funny sig, but then I got...
Topic	$10,000, or a one-time power to make someone shit themself.
Trumble 02/17/21 9:58:52 PM #22	synth_real posted... You guys are putting an awful lot of thought into making someone shit their pants. I'd just pick the person and event most likely to get noticed. Imagine the best actor winner at the Oscars shitting his pants after being handed the trophy? Imagine the first person lands on Mars. Everyone on Earth is watching a livefeed. And just as he's about to make his speech... "Ah fuck, I shat myself!" --- I was gonna write a funny sig, but then I got...
Topic	$10,000, or a one-time power to make someone shit themself.
Trumble 02/17/21 9:51:47 PM #16	Kisai posted... Then I'll have to be more direct. "If you don't believe me, fine. I'll prove it. At exactly 7:43 PM tonight, I'll make you shit your pants as proof." Then later that night, I would activate the power at exactly that time, making him shit his pants in private. Could he take the risk that I couldn't do it again in public? That is much more likely to work, yeah. --- I was gonna write a funny sig, but then I got...
Topic	Your least favorite President is going to speak soon on Fox, on Hannity.
Trumble 02/17/21 9:46:25 PM #6	Biden? I'm pretty sure he's the only president at the moment? Oh, unless you meant a non-US one? --- I was gonna write a funny sig, but then I got...
Topic	If CJayC was a bee he'd bee BeeJayBee.
Trumble 02/17/21 9:45:41 PM #7	Heartomaton posted... Both of you shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. --- I was gonna write a funny sig, but then I got...
Topic	$10,000, or a one-time power to make someone shit themself.
Trumble 02/17/21 9:45:03 PM #13	Kisai posted... I would go Light Yagami and meet some rich and powerful politician in a public place and be like, "Give me $50 million, or I'll make you shit yourself on live television." "Impossible. You can't do that." And then I use the power and make some random person shit their pants. If it's just once though, they could chalk it up to a plant, or even coincidence. It's a bit harder to do that - especially the former - with a death, than with an assplosion. --- I was gonna write a funny sig, but then I got...
Topic	If CJayC was a bee he'd bee BeeJayBee.
Trumble 02/17/21 9:43:43 PM #5	MrToothHasYou posted... Shut the fuck up Shut the fuck up. --- I was gonna write a funny sig, but then I got...
Topic	If CJayC was a bee he'd bee BeeJayBee.
Trumble 02/17/21 9:42:59 PM #3	MrToothHasYou posted... Yeah well if he spun records for a living hed be DeeJayDee No he wouldn't. That's dumb. --- I was gonna write a funny sig, but then I got...
Topic	If CJayC was a bee he'd bee BeeJayBee.
Trumble 02/17/21 9:40:38 PM #1	Beeware, CEmen. --- I was gonna write a funny sig, but then I got...
Topic	$10,000, or a one-time power to make someone shit themself.
Trumble 02/17/21 9:38:43 PM #1	$10,000, or a one-time power to make someone shit themself. $10,000 The power $10,000, or a one-time power to make someone shit themself. - Results (49 votes) $10,000 71.43% (35 votes) 35 The power 28.57% (14 votes) 14 If you take the power, you can, at any moment of your choosing, make someone shit themself. This power will work even if they don't need to take a shit at the time (it's magic, or whatever). However, you can only use this power once, ever. --- I was gonna write a funny sig, but then I got...
Topic	Facebook will ban Australians from sharing or viewing news
Trumble 02/17/21 2:26:19 PM #8	That's stupid. I can understand for Google - Google themselves are directly providing a service that relies on these news articles, published by Google themself. But in the case of Facebook, it's either the publishers themself, or individual users, who are sharing them - not Facebook themself. Why should Facebook have to pay for that? --- I was gonna write a funny sig, but then I got...
Topic	wait, most mortgages are 30 years?
Trumble 02/17/21 12:45:36 PM #10	TheBlueMonk_ posted... yeah i was thinking okay i can just pay extra every month to bring it down my budgeting calculator says i can pay off a mortgage in my area in half the time then. great! but then i wont be saving for retirement, or any other big expensive that may come up. It depends. Can you use those savings, to make more money, than you'd have saved by paying your mortgage off quicker - keeping in mind that paying it off quicker can significantly reduce the total amount you pay? (Even just making weekly rather than fortnightly payments, while otherwise still sticking to minimums, can knock close to $10k off an average size mortgage, simply because all the tiny amounts of interest saved this way add up. But it's quite possible you could use those savings, invested wisely, to make far more than $10k over the same time.) --- I was gonna write a funny sig, but then I got...
Topic	Pizza man acquitted of child porn after porn star herself flew in to testify
Trumble 02/17/21 12:43:34 PM #13	xyphilia posted... And how oddly heroic of the porn girl to not only know of the case but help the guy? I'm so confused she sounds really cool The dude's lawyer tracked her down and asked her to testify, so knowing of the case wasn't something she did herself. It does sound like she was more-than-willing to help out freely, tho. --- I was gonna write a funny sig, but then I got...
Topic	BBC allegedly adds grey filter to picture of China
Trumble 02/17/21 12:41:02 PM #73	dolomedes posted... bro they're both BBC pictures. the shitty looking one is the english-language BBC and the clear one is the chinese BBC broadcast And, imagine assuming the one shown in China is the accurate one and the one shown outside is the edited one... --- I was gonna write a funny sig, but then I got...
Topic	wait, most mortgages are 30 years?
Trumble 02/17/21 12:38:58 PM #4	Contrary to what you might have been told, they are not aggressive predators looking for any excuse they can find to take away your house. If it comes to that, it's because there's some serious defaulting going on. Like, the kind of situation where you'd have gotten kicked out much quicker if you were in a rental and not able to pay for that long. --- I was gonna write a funny sig, but then I got...
Topic	C/D: Naming your child "Charles" is child abuse.
Trumble 02/17/21 3:15:36 AM #1	C/D: Naming your child "Charles" is child abuse. Confirm Deny C/D: Naming your child "Charles" is child abuse. - Results (26 votes) Confirm 15.38% (4 votes) 4 Deny 84.62% (22 votes) 22 ("Charlie" doesn't count.) --- I was gonna write a funny sig, but then I got...
Topic	all ur signatures suck
Trumble 02/16/21 11:41:14 PM #3	Up fuck the shut. --- I was gonna write a funny sig, but then I got...
Topic	Covid breaches New Zealand's borders YET AGAIN.
Trumble 02/16/21 10:47:56 PM #51	Trumble posted... Okay so from what Bloomfield's saying, sounds like this might be wrong and it might be Level 2 for Auckland already. Yep, and level 1 for the rest of NZ - definitely wasn't expecting that latter part, especially Taranaki. --- I was gonna write a funny sig, but then I got...
Topic	Covid breaches New Zealand's borders YET AGAIN.
Trumble 02/16/21 10:43:19 PM #50	Trumble posted... My money's on status quo staying in place until Friday, assuming no big developments in the last few hours that they haven't revealed yet, after which (assuming it remains no new big developments) it goes to Level 2 nationwide. Okay so from what Bloomfield's saying, sounds like this might be wrong and it might be Level 2 for Auckland already. --- I was gonna write a funny sig, but then I got...
Topic	Covid breaches New Zealand's borders YET AGAIN.
Trumble 02/16/21 10:37:28 PM #48	This is more like the "norm" (Ardern being really late). EDIT: She's here, 9 minutes late. --- I was gonna write a funny sig, but then I got...
Topic	Would it be a ToU violation to post a single pixel of BlackManAss?
Trumble 02/16/21 10:31:48 PM #3	bnui_ransder posted... Butt particle Farticle? --- I was gonna write a funny sig, but then I got...
Topic	Covid breaches New Zealand's borders YET AGAIN.
Trumble 02/16/21 10:31:29 PM #47	DEKMStephens posted... Remember to use ur covid tracker apps boyos, our team is (almost) and five million man strong No it's not. ~~About half the team are~~ ~~women~~. --- I was gonna write a funny sig, but then I got...
Topic	Covid breaches New Zealand's borders YET AGAIN.
Trumble 02/16/21 10:30:40 PM #46	Livestream of the press conference re: any developments / changes to restrictions: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyzgsJvJ81I --- I was gonna write a funny sig, but then I got...
Topic	Covid breaches New Zealand's borders YET AGAIN.
Trumble 02/16/21 10:26:43 PM #44	Choco posted... thank god you're here to save us from a topic that wasn't about america It could be. We don't yet know how this happened, so it's not impossible that the infection came from America. --- I was gonna write a funny sig, but then I got...
Topic	Would it be a ToU violation to post a single pixel of BlackManAss?
Trumble 02/16/21 10:21:53 PM #1	As in one actually from the ass, I mean. --- I was gonna write a funny sig, but then I got...
Topic	Covid breaches New Zealand's borders YET AGAIN.
Trumble 02/16/21 10:20:50 PM #42	10 minutes (plus any lateness, plus the usual waffling on for 5 minutes before getting to the important stuff) until we find out what happens next. My money's on status quo staying in place until Friday, assuming no big developments in the last few hours that they haven't revealed yet, after which (assuming it remains no new big developments) it goes to Level 2 nationwide. --- I was gonna write a funny sig, but then I got...
Topic	Milo was kicked off a Parler in a day.
Trumble 02/16/21 10:18:29 PM #8	So there are comments in some places suggesting that he may actually have been banned for spamming, rather than for the specific things he said - and also that he was specifically trying to get banned to prove that he could. --- I was gonna write a funny sig, but then I got...
Topic	NASCAR Makes HISTORY with its first Female ARAB AMERICAN Driver!! Is She Hot??
Trumble 02/16/21 10:13:24 PM #3	She's alright, the redhead chick with her is hot AF. --- I was gonna write a funny sig, but then I got...
Topic	Biden may have won this time, but come 2024, it's Kanye time.
Trumble 02/16/21 10:12:07 PM #8	Robot2600 posted... There literally have not been. I mean, in a way yeah, but I'm comparing them to other real presidents, not to hypothetical actually-good ones. --- I was gonna write a funny sig, but then I got...
Topic	CEx education topic
Trumble 02/16/21 10:09:47 PM #2	What what? --- I was gonna write a funny sig, but then I got...
Topic	Biden may have won this time, but come 2024, it's Kanye time.
Trumble 02/16/21 10:08:39 PM #6	008Zulu posted... Have you already forgotten what happened when America last elected an attention whore president? More than 400,000 people died. The last one they elected hasn't been in office long enough to know what'll happen yet. The particular one before that was particularly bad, but there's been plenty of attention whore presidents who haven't been too awful. --- I was gonna write a funny sig, but then I got...
Topic	ATTN: CEmen
Trumble 02/16/21 9:58:12 PM #1	ass --- I was gonna write a funny sig, but then I got...
Topic	You see dese 10 CEusers has a topic on da front page, who's do you click on 1st?
Trumble 02/16/21 9:54:29 PM #28	DepreceV2 posted... Depends on the topic title lol --- I was gonna write a funny sig, but then I got...
Topic	What would you do if you inherited $100mil USD?
Trumble 02/16/21 9:34:15 PM #18	Like, right now? Probably go take a dump. Which I'm gonna do anyway. --- I was gonna write a funny sig, but then I got...
Topic	Biden may have won this time, but come 2024, it's Kanye time.
Trumble 02/16/21 9:33:20 PM #1	Why have the Republican Party or the Democrat Party when you could have the Fishsticks Party? --- I was gonna write a funny sig, but then I got...
Topic	There is NOTHING WRONG with shitting in the bathroom sink.
Trumble 02/16/21 9:30:07 PM #1	So don't let anybody tell you otherwise! --- I was gonna write a funny sig, but then I got...
Topic	How many times have you watched Snakes on a Plane?
Trumble 02/16/21 8:27:12 PM #1	How many times have you watched Snakes on a Plane? Haven't seen it at all Have only seen parts of it Once Twice 3 - 4 times 5 - 7 times 8 - 10 times 11 - 20 times 21 - 47 times 48 or more times How many times have you watched Snakes on a Plane? - Results (36 votes) Haven't seen it at all 58.33% (21 votes) 21 Have only seen parts of it 2.78% (1 vote) 1 Once 8.33% (3 votes) 3 Twice 5.56% (2 votes) 2 3 - 4 times 11.11% (4 votes) 4 5 - 7 times 8.33% (3 votes) 3 8 - 10 times 2.78% (1 vote) 1 11 - 20 times 0% (0 votes) 0 21 - 47 times 0% (0 votes) 0 48 or more times 2.78% (1 vote) 1 (nt) --- I was gonna write a funny sig, but then I got...
Topic	Covid breaches New Zealand's borders YET AGAIN.
Trumble 02/16/21 8:05:17 PM #41	After two days of not finding any more connected cases, they picked up two earlier today - seem to be downstream from the original cases though, so still very likely the original family were the start of the outbreak (and thus, it's a small one). Looks like we've dodged yet another major bullet. --- I was gonna write a funny sig, but then I got...
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