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TopicSo where do you see dese 10 CEusers in 10 years?
Trumble
02/13/21 1:51:30 PM
#5
ssj3vegeta posted...
Rebel
Neonoctopus
Aeriis
Harpie
Full_throttle
Vegy
Duncanwii
cleo
Megatech
Parappa

Rebel, Harpie, Full_Throttle and Vegy will still be here, but Rebel will become a hardline alt-righter in 2026. Duncan's mom will probably have permabanned him from the internet by then. No idea about the rest.

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Topicwhat is a Pokemon doing when they use the move Confide?
Trumble
02/13/21 1:46:35 PM
#2
They tell the target Pokemon that it just lost The Game.

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TopicDo you believe a 24 years old dating a 18 years old is unethical?
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02/13/21 1:46:05 PM
#98
Geno4LoveGeno4L posted...
This is not the same.
Is it "not the same", or is it just "we're past one but not the other"?

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TopicElectric razors fucking suck
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02/13/21 1:35:18 PM
#20
Electric is good for getting rid of the bulk if you've been a bit slack, but you still need to finish up with a manual.

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TopicI accidentally looked at a guy's butt in a porno
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02/13/21 1:23:53 PM
#12
Yazarogi posted...
Yes.


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TopicMitch says he'll acquit Trump.
Trumble
02/13/21 12:51:38 PM
#44
Medussa posted...
every single congressional republican needs to be under investigation at this point. and you know what, fuck it. investigate all the democrats, too. and prosecute every single crime you find.

This.

I'd even be willing to place money on two things:
  1. At least 10% of people on each side are clean.
  2. At least 60% of people on each side are dirty.

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TopicThink of a humanoid robot before entering this topic.
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02/13/21 12:49:50 PM
#23
ApherosyLove posted...
Why not both?
Because if I can get two, I'm sure I can find another one that's closer to Alisa hotness than Kos-mos (lack of) hotness.

I can't think of any off-hand, but I'm sure one exists. EDIT: Tio, Grandia II. Way more my type than Kos-mos.

EDIT: And besides, if it's robot chicks, couldn't I just build my own that's even hotter than either?

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TopicThink of a humanoid robot before entering this topic.
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02/13/21 12:46:02 PM
#19
Jiek_Fafn posted...
This
If im gonna think of a robot, then I want it to be a hot robot

Just googled Kos-mos, she's not that hot. First character to come to mind for "hot robot" for me is Alisa Bosconovitch.

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TopicCLONE HIGH IS COMlNG BACK! YES!!!!!!!
Trumble
02/13/21 12:43:00 PM
#25
Oooh, nice!

I'm usually a bit wary of trusting any reboot rumors because they often turn out to either be false or to not go anywhere (prime example, the talk of a King of the Hill reboot), but it's nice to hear one outright confirmed. :D

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TopicPost ITT and I'll tell you to shut the fuck up.
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02/13/21 12:40:48 PM
#57
AirFresh posted...
There's a prime Mila Kunis waiting in your bed right now but will go away if you say "Shut the fuck up."
Shut the FUCK up.

Thanks, I needed a way to get rid of her.

yunalenne10 posted...
Ahn~! Please be a little more gentle~...
Please be a little more shut the fuck up.

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TopicPost ITT and I'll tell you to shut the fuck up.
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02/13/21 12:28:07 PM
#54
yunalenne10 posted...
A new day, a new request.
And a new fuck to shut up.

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TopicDid you know whales were once four-legged land mammals like a deer?
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02/13/21 12:27:47 PM
#7
The closest living land relative of whales, are hippos.

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TopicAre some people really saying that the USA is a 3rd world country?
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02/13/21 12:26:51 PM
#25
I wouldn't call the US "third" world, but I sure as hell wouldn't call it "first" world either. If only there was some kind of number that was inbetween.

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TopicPost ITT and I'll tell you to shut the fuck up.
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02/13/21 12:25:59 PM
#52
This offer is still open.

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TopicBillie Eilish god damn
Trumble
02/13/21 12:17:01 PM
#32
In terms of attractiveness, she kinda strikes me as a budget knockoff of Aubrey Plaza tbh.

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TopicWhat the hell you're supposed to have a year's salary saved by age 30?
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02/13/21 12:15:39 PM
#7
CommonJoe posted...
Thats a boomerism. Dont fall for boomerisms. They dont know what theyre talking about.

Lefties say shit like this and wonder why they're always finding life hard. >_>

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TopicWhat the hell you're supposed to have a year's salary saved by age 30?
Trumble
02/13/21 12:13:51 PM
#3
I'm 30 later this year and I have nearly twice my average yearly pay saved. About $3000 away; I might have it by the time I actually turn 30. Of course, it's a lot easier to do this as someone who works part-time with a partner who works full time.

Apparently tho you're supposed to start investing at 28. I haven't done any serious investing yet, just savings accounts and very small scale playing with crypto (more on a "just for fun" level than anything that could be considered an actual investment).

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TopicThink of a humanoid robot before entering this topic.
Trumble
02/13/21 12:12:02 PM
#1
Now, C/D: Your robot was, or looked similar to, Bender.


Let's see what CE thinks.

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TopicSeven birbs.
Trumble
02/13/21 2:59:33 AM
#4
Cockatiels > Ringnecks

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TopicPost ITT and I'll tell you to shut the fuck up.
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02/13/21 2:45:46 AM
#51
IHeartRadiation posted...
It was a simple request.
Shut the fuck up.

Heartomaton posted...
I can't stop talking or I'll die!
Shut the fuck up.

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Topic?johnny quest, honny bravo, or johnny test
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02/13/21 12:39:24 AM
#33
Hayame Zero posted...
Made more sense than Cow and Chicken.

Cow and Chicken was nonsensical in the "it's funny because it's nonsensical" way. Johnny Bravo was just... lame.

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TopicThere's one person I'm considering blocking.
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02/13/21 12:36:41 AM
#13
Is it CJayC?

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TopicPost ITT and I'll tell you to shut the fuck up.
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02/13/21 12:35:55 AM
#48
Lost_All_Senses posted...
We just need your permission to give your mother the treatment that will potentially save her life.
Shut the fuck up.

Heartomaton posted...
My ghost-chains are rattlin'.
Shut the fuck up.

DemonBuffet posted...
Anyone that tells me to shut the fuck up ITT has a micro penis.
Shut the fuck up.

yunalenne10 posted...
Sorry, I didn't hear you the first time.
Shut the fuck up.

DemonBuffet posted...
I see that TC does not have a small PP.
Wise choice, sir.
Continue to tell all these other peasants ITT to shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.

IHeartRadiation posted...
Mention me when you do it.
Shut the fuck up.

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TopicNew Zealand parliament ejects Maori MP for not wearing a tie
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02/12/21 10:07:01 PM
#8
BobLoblaw_ posted...
Yeah its stupid. Glad the idiot backed down.

Like the mans opinion is any more or less relevant weather hes wearing a tiearound his neck
Exactly. This guy's opinion is pretty irrelevant as fuck anyway. (As in, he literally doesn't really have much influence due to the last election results + how NZ politics work.)

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TopicPost ITT and I'll tell you to shut the fuck up.
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02/12/21 10:05:59 PM
#41
Heartomaton posted...
I'm haunting you.
I was gonna shut the fuck up but then I got high
I was gonna shut the fuck right up but then I got high
Now you need to shut the fuck up instead and I know why
Because I got high because I got high because I got high

(disclaimer for mods: I'm high on alcohol)

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TopicI kinda feel like eating a fuckload of cheese.
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02/12/21 10:05:17 PM
#5
AtelierRyza3462 posted...
Male some Mac n cheese
I might do that actually.

Sometimes I'm lazy and don't even bother to make the proper cheese sauce, I just cook some pasta and chuck cheese all through that shit. It's good, but so fucking unhealthy.

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TopicPost ITT and I'll tell you to shut the fuck up.
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02/12/21 10:04:38 PM
#39
AtelierRyza3462 posted...
No
Yes. Shut the fuck up.

Heartomaton posted...
I'm dead.
Does that mean you're going to shut the fuck up?

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02/12/21 10:03:56 PM
#37
brestugo posted...
+1

LMAO. Like this premise.

5 fucking hundred.
You know what you should do? That's right. Shut the fuck up.

Heartomaton posted...
I'm dying.
And yet not shutting the fuck up, unfortunately.

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TopicI kinda feel like eating a fuckload of cheese.
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02/12/21 10:03:33 PM
#3
Heartomaton posted...
Compromise. Eat half a fuckload.
Half a fuckload is still a fuckload. A fuckload doesn't maths properly or some shit.

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02/12/21 10:02:42 PM
#33
Heartomaton posted...
The baby is crying for food.
what what in the Shut the fuck up.

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TopicI kinda feel like eating a fuckload of cheese.
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02/12/21 10:02:26 PM
#1
But I'm also a fat fuck who probably shouldn't eat a fuckload of cheese.

You see my problem, CE?

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02/12/21 10:00:45 PM
#31
Heartomaton posted...
I need child support.
Shut the fuck up.

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02/12/21 9:59:53 PM
#30
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Dad, do you ever think mom will come back?
Shut the fuck up.

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02/12/21 9:59:28 PM
#27
nfearurspecimn posted...
okay lol
Shut the fuck up.

Heartomaton posted...
You're the father.
Shut the fuck up.

Cobalt_Wasps posted...
i love you
Shut the fuck up.

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TopicNew Zealand parliament ejects Maori MP for not wearing a tie
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02/12/21 9:58:51 PM
#5
Basically - our MPs have nothing better to do than argue over a piece of cloth vs a rock on a string.

Which in some ways, is a good thing.

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02/12/21 9:57:31 PM
#24
yunalenne10 posted...
Sure~! *wink* *wink*
Shut the fuck up.

Heartomaton posted...
I'm pregnant.
Shut the fuck up.

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TopicWhy haven't you played Neighbors From Hell yet?
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02/12/21 9:57:06 PM
#3
wbloechel posted...
Is that the game where they are throwing a party and you try to murder everyone?
No, what the fuck? You're a dude pranking your neighbor.

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02/12/21 9:56:18 PM
#21
Damn_Underscore posted...
I knew TC couldn't disagree with that.
Shut the fuck up.

Yazarogi posted...
shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up.

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02/12/21 9:55:49 PM
#19
EnvoyOfTheLight posted...
guywithasmallpenissaysshutthefuckup
Shut the fuck up.

Heartomaton posted...
You couldn't have known.
Shut the fuck up.

Lost_All_Senses posted...
Which direction should I shut this fuck?
Shut the fuck up.

DB_Insider posted...
Shut the fuck up.

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02/12/21 9:55:09 PM
#16
DB_Insider posted...
I will be quiet now.
Shut the fuck up.
nfearurspecimn posted...


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TopicWhy haven't you played Neighbors From Hell yet?
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02/12/21 9:52:58 PM
#1
Why haven't you played Neighbors From Hell yet?



Let's see what CE's excuses are.

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02/12/21 9:51:49 PM
#9
Heartomaton posted...
It's really not your fault.
Shut the fuck up.

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02/12/21 9:51:04 PM
#7
Heartomaton posted...
It's not your fault.
Shut the fuck up.

Accolon posted...
I'm over here just taking a big shit.
Shut the fuck up.

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