Lurker > TheCurseX2

Safana and Viconia > Imoen.
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He's also a soyboy.

Xzar is a Chad.
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Fucking a hot girl makes up for it.
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Imoen is trash.
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Kivan takes up space that could belong to Kaigan.
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That's all I gotta say about that.
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This reminds me of how people used to think David Letterman sucked yet sing Conan's praises.

Some people just don't have taste.
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jstewart01 posted...

@TheCurseX2 And yet, you just proved my point that in 2017, you only payed attention to crappy business practices, instead of you know, praising the many things in gaming that were actually GOOD.

Because the games you listed as 'good' are games I'd call dogshit, like RE7.
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It's time to be a big girl now.

And big girls don't cry.
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Yeah, much worse than "early access btw, $40 btw, will finish in 4 years btw."
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jstewart01 posted...

@TheCurseX2, Oh shut up. I'm so freaking sick of how people act like the 90's was some holy grail of gaming

Except it was and the reason why people 'act' like that is because it's true.

"2017 SHOWED US HOW FAR GAMING HAS COME!"

Yeah, microtransactions are so fucking evolved. You're living in the objective worst era of gaming. Enjoy.
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The Undertaker
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After Luca Blight, the game nosedives.
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She should've been Lara Croft.
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Some of you will thank me when you're fucking the girl of your dreams in four years because my words pierced your snowglobe and let you escape from Fatland.
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You have these firm bodied 110 lbs girls out there in all their hourglass, feminine glory that have put in the real work and time to look as good as they do and because you don't have the fucking lion in you to go confront and spin some game to charm them you reduce yourself to calling shit out of the D&D Monster Manual "hot."

I lament people like that. If I could, I'd phone your parents and apologize on your behalf.
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I don't mind if you want to spend the rest of your existence on Earth fiending for fat gurlz but at least call them the fat, gelatinous bugbears they are and not try to coin some stupid aesthetic like "thicc" or "BBW" or "juicy."

They're fat, you would fuck that. Denying that is the worst type of fat shaming there is. It's delusional and borderline psychotic.
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OH COME ON, DID THE FATTY FAT PICTURES STOP? Run out of material? That's impossible!

Go on, take your 4x4 truck out into the wilderness and any time you come across a farm just take a picture of the animals out there on the fields then post it here! It's the same shit!
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Just because you guys can't pull in genuinely hot pussy doesn't mean you should try and force this North American obesity plague on the rest of us.

Either link hot girls or get the fuck off.
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OOOH MAN, DIABETES! It's so hot! I love when I fuck girls that look like boats! It's not even sex anymore, it's survival!!!
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"oh shut the fuck up, cruse! ur just a big fatshaming bully!"

You would stick your cock in a pig. Good for you, munchkin. Take your weirdo fat obsession back to Fet.
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Ugly as fuck. Made me vomit. Please, SBAllen, ban this shit.

Post pictures of people? Make sure they're either HOT or dressed appropriately.
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Your sister thinks so.
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And for the record because most of you are incels, bondage is the most common fetish.
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Use it daddy.
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"Did vile half ogre men make the character?"

If yes:

Fucking misogynist scumbag overly privileged heterosexual white male demonking.

If no:

Thank you Anita. *clapclapclapclap*
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Virgin Bard:

No muscle
Can't stealth
Suck at pickpocketing
Restricted to boring Humans/Half Elves
Can't dual class
Shitty Mage spells
Appeals to daddy girls and runaway tramps

Chad Swashbuckler:

Suave and rugged
Can stealth
Can pickpocket/disarm traps
Can be any race, including big dick Half Orc
Can dual wield
Says "fuck Backstab" and still receives -4 THAC0 when attacking from stealth
Appeals to Keira Knightley and toned girls
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Here's the Wizard, casting fireballs and summoning lightning storms at will.

Here's the Fighter, pounding bitches with a huge sword made from a dragon's dick.

Here's the Cleric, burning undead for looking at him wrong and giving people insane buffs.

Here's the Rogue, getting into places nobody should and one shotting soyboy casters with a knife.

And then you have the Bard, he has a lute and sings songs.

Fucking lol.

LOL.
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Back then you didn't have nerdy white kids telling black people what they should feel awesome about.
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The perks of a huge cock.
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Muffinz0rz posted...

Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010)

LOL EPIC MEME XD BRO

What a fucking geek.
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SSJGrimReaper posted...

feet is pretty tame nowadays compared to some of the other weird stuff out there

The people into it are weirder than a 1970s stereotype of a serial killer.
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Does she unlock your side of the car door?

If not, drop her.
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Never Return Alive
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The hilt of my sword looks like a gun.

It does absolutely nothing.
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It's Lord of the Rings logic.

Orcs = USA.
Elves = Canada.
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Why do so many people in this decade have such a fascination with their bowels?

"OMG IT'S SO FUNNY."

No, it's why you're a fucking virgin. Grow up.
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Why a raver girl? Why would you ever want anything serious with those ones?

They open their legs and you're staring down an alleyway.
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sonichu posted...

TheCurseX2 posted...

Any criticism made against women makes you a sexist hater, ofc.

Oh of course. When I finally got the courage to tell my ex to go fuck herself, that was just me being a sexist manpig. Didnt matter that I was so emotionally distraught in the aftermath and mad at myself for letting it happen that I self harmed for the first time in my life in my mid 20s...nope...I was just a sexist man child for not giving that strong independent whale the world she deserves.

That's right, now you're ready to live as a heterosexual in 2018.

Good luck out there in the Wasteland.
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Girl: "Hey how you doing?"

Guy: "Can I lick your armpits?"

b u m b l e
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Any criticism made against women makes you a sexist hater, ofc.
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I wish these apps had better names.

Call it something like, "AMAZON PRIME."
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It's one of those terms that really pisses off Liberals and thus should be used whenever possible to ensure they remain aware.
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Look, a penis and a vagina are ugly eldritch things when taken alone.

But attach them to someone hot? That's what determines it.
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Yeah, those $60 card packs you can get in Hearthstone is a real small transaction.

I wish some of the kids defending these shitty practices worked a real job for one day in their life to know the value of a dollar.
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I'd rather read that than "OH BOY, IT'S JUST COSMETIC. IT'S FINE GUYS."

Don't shit on my cake and tell me it's frosting.
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Amazon_Shampoo posted...

Look into the BDSM scene, I had a Master that I did all those things for and more at one time in my life.

Yeah but the girls there are all trailer park belles and carry heavy emotional baggage.
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Nowadays all the women have cringe shit like, "I AM A QUEEN AND EXPECT TO BE TREATED AS SUCH."

Like, bitch, step off. You ain't a Targaryen.
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God, the '50s sound so awesome.
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