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wwinterj25 posted...

I mean you've admitted you've never had sex or in a relationship so why would that matter right now? I really hope you're not telling lies about this just for attention.

Yo when is this dude going to get banned? Straight up been on my ass for over three years for this shit. At this point I'm just going to tell this dude he should probably kill himself.

Kill yourself.

wwinterj25 posted...

Didn't you say in one topic you had it in your face but got cleared from having it now?

Edit. Two weeks ago:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/3-poll-of-the-day/79976913

Chemotherapy can make you infertile.

BEERandWEED posted...

So why get your sperm tested?

cancer

SunWuKung420 posted...

Are you becoming a sperm donor?

no

BEERandWEED posted...

Are you actively engaged in a sexual relationship with someone who wants to be the mother of your child?

no

BEERandWEED posted...

Why? Are you trying to conceive a baby? If you're meant to, God will bless you.

I'd like to but odds are not in my favor.

My bet is that I am shooting blanks.

Metalsonic66 posted...

Chopper doesn't do his little quirky things anymore either

Like hiding the wrong way or taking compliments poorly

none of them really have their quirks anymore post-timeskip. It's been pretty much just story at a breakneck pace.

Not enough Tony Tony Chopper. Despite first appearing and joining the Straw Hat Pirates in the first 150 chapters, this dude barely shows up! Despite being the best character :(

i don't smoke it. i don't buy it. i kinda hate it.

Revelation34 posted...

Why are you kicking muppets?

they are small and can easily take flight.

BlackScythe0 posted...

Were you the guy that kept making predictions that were wrong?

I have literally never been wrong.

I predict:

Dozen or more Republicans running.

Only three get any real following: Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, and Ron DeSantis.

Ron DeSantis will get the nomination.

Trump will throw a fit.

November 2024: Ron DeSantis will be elected the next President of the United States.

November 2028: The Democrat will win.

November 2032: The Republican will probably win.

The entire time: People will say "it is very rare for an incumbant president to lose". These people will be proven wrong every time for the next few cycles.

Love these little dudes. Probably the funniest people to ever exist.

i am a virgin.

Claiming that he's a God and super macho and therefore should be a prime example of toxic masculinity or some shit?

Have they seen some of the super popular big dudes in the world? The Rock, Jason Momoa, Arnold Schwartzenegger. All into peace and love and all that meditation shit.

From a culinary standpoint, that is.

So many of the things we call "vegetables" are actually fruits. People assume the debate is just centered around tomatoes, but that's not the case. Peppers, avocados, cucumbers, olives, CORN!??

All of those are technically fruits! A PICKLE IS A FRUIT. What is the point of distuinguishing fruits and vegetables when it comes to food?

pionear posted...

Is She Hot?!?

she's pretty, but not hot.

Really liked them growing up, probably stopped about a year into GMM (which I loved) and now back on the train. They're great, and even though they're still wholesome they now have a bit of an edge which is nice.

Revelation34 posted...

You sure?

I mean I have no clue what's going on behind the scenes for her, but I am pretty familiar with what goes on with him so I'd say I have a pretty good picture.

Never seen the show, but am inclined to say Chandler because my best friend was named after him.

EvilResident posted...

I feel like theres more details to this story we didnt get

I don't think there are

They have been in a "will they, won't they" situation for like half a decade. Always missing the opportunity to get together. They were never single at the same time...but that all changed late last year.

She came to our New Years Eve party, instantly reconnected. They danced in each other's arms all night and shared a kiss at the strike of midnight. It was finally happening.

A week later, she told him that money was tight, that she was getting kicked out of her old place.

He offered to let her live in his house until she found a new job.

She never responded.

One week later, she had a new boyfriend.

Five weeks later, the boyfriend proposed.

She said yes.

Seems like my friend dodged a bullet.

rjsilverthorn posted...

This is a terrible idea and I hope you aren't serious.

So your suggestion is that nobody except for the shooter gets a gun?

I am now supporting an effort that everyone just needs a gun. Everyone. When you turn 18, you get a gun. No exceptions. The only person that can protect you is yourself.

LinkPizza posted...

More like not enough

nearly 600 calories, so seems almost perfect if you're having three 600 calorie meals a day that is?

I always feel like it might be a bit much.

The_tall_midget posted...

What about Loran Cehack as Laura?

no!

dioxxys posted...

Only if it were in real life, but not if it was only on the internet.

people shot at and set fire to buildings that were boogeymen'd by popular right-wing people on the internet. Another guy said "subscribe to PewDiePie" before he shot up a mosque.

The people who are committing these heinous acts aren't cut off from internet culture lol.

Holy shit.

That was overhyped as all hell. Way overrated. Way too long, takes too long to get going, predictable as fuck.

Zareth posted...

Provided you work INSIDE a park, you have nothing to worry about. Nobody is getting any weapons through Disney security.

Idk if I'm working inside a park yet.

Shout out to all the non-binary folks!

I am not non-binary. Just wanted to wish you all a good day.

Person106 posted...

Are you also afraid of being struck dead by lightning at random?

people here are acting like there are thousands of disney worlds in the world with hundreds of them being in Florida.

These nutjobs are mad at one company, specifically at one place, in one state. These are people who are known to shoot up places that these false idols on Twitter crucify over politics they don't agree with. Or are we just going to act like there were a million Comet Pizza Ping Pongs in the world?

Jack Posobiec straight up tweeted today that people need to bring ammo to Disney.

Yeah idk if I'm doing this now LMAO

wwinterj25 posted...

Yes that's normally what cancer entails.

yeah it sucked. Was on my face.

Just friend things. We're bros. Can I call my bro Josh???

bump

Feels good.

Blightzkrieg posted...

What McDonalds has done to chicken, Disney has done to pedophiles

Idk what that means

Blightzkrieg posted...

I'd be worried about being a Disney employee as I'd have to work with child molesters but that's just me

You mean...the one? out of the 70,000 employees?

That's actually an astonishingly low number compared to the employees that AREN'T child molesters.

The_Viscount posted...

What?

What? Oh, right, the James Gunn thing because of the MCU.

Is there ever context with him?

right wing nut jobs tend to shoot up places that Trump says pedophiles hangout.

Jen0125 posted...

Yeah I always hear it sucks anyways. My cousin did the Disney college program for two years and I have never heard her talking about it after she finished

why did she do it four times then

I don't want some crazy right-wing nutjob to shoot me in the head for working for Disney World.

Adam_Savage posted...

probably because rockstar thought it would be a good idea to have the actual developers remake the game

when remaking something it always ends up better when it's the actual developers of the original doing it

otherwise you get garbage like the demon souls remake

Demon Souls remake is great.

Why else would Remedy themselves be handling remakes of the first two games if they weren't going to directly tie the series into Alan Wake and Control?

She's really good live. I love her. Her new album wasn't that great though and half of the concert was songs from the new album. It was still nice though.

I'm going to see Lorde tonight.

Like it's a weird criticism, but they almost fleshed them out TOO much? They basically made some choices in the story that made them 100x more loveable, but also completely ruined all of the emotional impact of them from the original.

Fierce_Deity_08 posted...

Yeah, I think it has to do with personality type or something like that. I get addicted to things easily. (You wouldnt believe how many times Ive gone to Build-A-Bear Workshop. And those things are kind of expensive even if you dont buy extra clothes!)

I'm wildly interested in hearing your Build A Bear escapades.

Adam_Savage posted...

you mean you were using them as prescribed and not abusing them?

yeah

Yeah but they make it seem like if you take them once you're already abusing them and immediately addicted. I didn't abuse them, but taking them three times in one day is a lot even though that's the most you're prescribed to take in a day. You'd think doing that would get you hooked, but it didn't.

Though I did take four in one day once, but I didn't know I was only supposed to take three, and also I was in unbearably bad pain that day in particular.

I've been prescribed them and have been taking them pretty consistently for nearly seven years now. But I'm not addicted, why? I don't crave or need them if I am off them. Out of those seven years, one of them was completely opioid free. I even used to take three a day for six months straight to help me with pain from my cancer treatment, and then immediately stopped taking them (insert that year without them) and didn't feel the need for them or anything.

So why is that? People act like taking just one is going to ruin your whole life.

Watched Pig. That was great.